Professor Yang was stunned, but he didn't dare to stand honestly and suffer Ma Liang's three kowtows, so he hurriedly followed my example and flashed beside him, and said nervously: "Don't knock, don't knock, can't I help you?" ”

Ma Liang, who was excited, managed so much, and when it came down to it, he pestled the ground, and he persevered: "Please Mr. Yang to save me from life......"

"Oh, get up, didn't I say yes?"

Professor Yang hurriedly came over to help him, only took two steps and his body suddenly weakened, and he suddenly planted in front of me, I thought this guy had accidentally fallen, and was about to tease and make fun of him, but found that their eyes were directly white and I didn't know whether they were alive or dead, so I screamed suddenly: "What's wrong with you, Xiaoqiang...... Uh-no, Professor Sheep?! ”

Descending Dragon and Ren Xiaoyan, including the seven gourd babies, instantly gathered together, and their first reaction was to spit out from the mouth of the old dragon descending dragon: "Suffer, if Lao Tzu kneels to his son, his son will faint!" ”

"Poof!" I almost didn't cry: "Take a good look, where do they have a father and son?" ”

"It's hard to say," Descending Dragon really looked at Professor Yang's appearance carefully, and said to himself, "You see, their noses are almost the same, and the corners of their mouths are a little ...... Oh, the most similar thing is their beards, the third one on the left is a little curly, if you want to say that they are father and son, many people must believe it. Pen %Fun %Pavilion www.biquge.info"

"I don't believe it." A voice on the side accosted, "Absolutely impossible." ”

"Why?" As soon as the descending dragon heard that someone was opposing, and the person who was against it was not me, his voice suddenly raised an octave and was filled with the usual majesty of the divine stick: "Tell you ordinary people, this kind of heavenly opportunity can only be seen by immortals like me, how can you know?" ”

As he spoke, the old boy turned around to see who was so bold - and then he saw Ma Liang who got up from the ground and was staring at him, and the two zombie eyes alone made him unbearable, and his words suddenly stopped: "Uh, it's you?" ”

Ma Liang nodded, pointed at Professor Yang and said, "Tell me, how did I give birth to a son in his thirties at the age of twelve?" ”

Descending Dragon: "......"

When we were grunting here, Ren Xiaoyan moved, she neatly took something out of her pocket and stuffed it into Professor Yang's mouth, stood up and clapped her hands: "Okay!" ”

"Huh?" Only then did we react and exclaimed, "What did you give him to eat?" ”

"Sensei, just wait."

We waited for five minutes with a lot of thoughts, and the most anxious of them should be Ma Liang, who jumped in the county hall with all his might, and made my eyes dizzy, and before I could persuade him to stand patiently for a while—the zombie can't sit down, or he should be persuaded to sit for a while—he has already jumped towards the gate of the county office: "I'd better ask the doctor to go!" ”

Ren Xiaoyan watched coldly, so I could only stop him out loud: "Wait, how long has it been?" Besides, even if you find a doctor, you can't go......"

Ma Liang turned his head and jumped beside me, revealing two rows of white fangs with one mouth: "Then you go." ”

"Wait another five minutes, and you'll be ...... in five minutes"

Ma Liang turned around and jumped towards the door again: "Then I'll go and forget it......"

While the two of us were arguing, Ren Xiaoyan shouted coldly: "Don't argue, he's awake." ”

We both turned our heads together, Professor Yang had already opened his eyes at this moment, and slowly crawled up from the ground with his mouth open, but his eyes were staring at me: "Master, is it ......?"

I was suddenly startled in my heart, and suddenly thought of the beginning of the seven killing gourd babies to smash the dragon descending old way, and hurriedly interjected to interrupt: "It's not me!" ”

Professor Yang smiled bitterly, "This time it can be ......"

This sentence really relieved my heart, Professor Yang's grandson is really full of servility, seeing that the powerful are almost as honest as his own grandson, and he also made it clear that it doesn't matter if he is beaten - but what I want to say is that I don't carry this pot!

I also smiled wryly: "Not this time!" ”

"Oh, no, no, it's really not......" Professor Yang glanced thoughtfully at the dragon descending on the side, the old man was suddenly alert, touched his head and said, "What do you think I'm doing?" ”

Hey, you said that Professor Yang is a melon, you have to look at that one without dying? My heart suddenly shrank into a heap like a cat's claw, and my mind spun and turned, and I forcibly held back a topic: "Oh, Xiaoyan, can you tell him what kind of elixir to give him now?" ”

Ren Xiaoyan shoved something into my hand violently, and coldly spit out the words: "Low blood sugar!" ”

I hurriedly lowered my head, only to realize that it was actually a handful in my hand...... Sugar gnocchi!

…… According to the process, first let the gourd brothers release the snake essence from the purple gold and red gourd, and then peel the skin and extract the gall, and then swallow it by Professor Yang, and spit out the heart of the living - this sounds like praising the cow: what I eat is grass, and what I squeeze out is milk - he swallows snake gall, and spits out people's hearts, which is roughly the same.

According to the original intention, I wanted to stay in the county government to open my eyes, but Ren Xiaoyan was unwilling, and said that she had been killing mollusks from below, and she had to go out to avoid it...... Naturally, my boyfriend, who is not even cheap now, has become a free nag object, and other useful people have left the snake spirit inside, so I can only accompany her outside to endure this boring time......

Of course, if there is boredom, you can only see the wisdom of the benevolent.

The two of us stood at the door for a moment, and Ren Xiaoyan suddenly smiled at me: "Why don't we go shopping on the street?" "On the street?" I was a little curious: "You want to buy something?" ”

Ren Xiaoyan rolled her eyes at me, "If you don't buy it, you can't go shopping?" ”

"Well, that's not it, it's just that it's killing snakes inside, I think......" I said a little incoherently, I wanted to say that it was too dangerous for us to go shopping when I was so serious, but it turned out that it was not at all tasteful, and I was a little embarrassed to continue when I said it-such a beautiful girl, but I would push back if I wanted to go shopping, am I still a man? In other words, if a woman prevents me from cutting my BAO skin, I guess I won't be able to accept it!

Sure enough, before I finished speaking, Ren Xiaoyan was already on fire, and she threw down the sentence: "Love is not going!" After saying that, I turned around and left, and then I chased after it with a clear understanding, and followed the trot all the way and greeted her with a smile, and then she stretched her face and sneered......

"It turned out to be pretended!" I suddenly felt in my heart, "Women are really rebellious, if it weren't for the BUFF that God gave us men to continue to lose blood, it would have been so right to survive the fittest......"

In the middle of my thoughts, suddenly a soft thing pressed against my elbow, slightly sideways my head, only to find that inadvertently Ren Xiaoyan had already held me, just like the appearance of the students in the school, my heart instantly blossomed with joy - I was happy, and suddenly felt her hands trembling slightly, and when I looked sideways, I found the slight redness on her face, and then I understood the true meaning in my heart......

It turns out that Ren Xiaoyan is also holding a man for the first time, hahaha...... I thought I was the only one, but I didn't think she was!

Since Ren Xiaoyan held me, the meaning of our shopping seems to have changed, no matter what is on the street, we don't look at anything, just walk silently, from east to south to west to north, anyway, they don't let go, enjoying the good time when the two are alone, and it takes about more than half an hour before there is a conversation, which makes this beauty more memorable......

A proper Korean drama style, and at the same time, a little picture of a modern idol drama, which makes people reverie infinitely!

"Well, it stinks!"

"It's horse manure."

"Ah, it turned out to be horse manure, how did you know?"

"I smelled it, so I remembered it."

"Mmmm, why does it stink more?"

"Isn't it more smelly, it's smelling different—don't you notice that it smells a little different than it did just now?"

"No ......"

"I'll tell you, this is the smell of pig manure, which is completely different from the smell of horse manure."

"Wow, you're so knowledgeable......"

"What's the matter with learning, haven't you fallen under your pomegranate skirt?"

"Hmm, hate it...... Say it again, and I'll ignore you! ”

"Okay, people don't say it, I'll explain it to you in such detail, don't you just want you to learn more?"

"I understand, I understand—you're so good, Oba!"

"Needless to say, I know you understand ......"

"I know I know, I understand ......"

"Actually, I also know that you understand and I know you understand ......"

"Yes, I know, you know, you know, you know, you know, I understand......"

(The following is omitted to repeat to the Nth power, and does not stop until the abrupt change occurs - estimated 10,000 lines of dialogue.) ）

When this dialogue took place, we were in a small street, and we were talking vigorously, when a tempting aroma suddenly hit the wings of my nose, and I was even a little lost at that moment—what was this taste, so sweet, so tempting?

Only a moment later than me, Ren Xiaoyan also found out, and she immediately shouted: "Whew, it smells so fragrant!" ”

I looked around, observing and saying, "yes, I smell it too, and I'm ...... Do you see there? ”

The direction of my finger was a small shop, and there was a big pot stewed at the door, and the tempting aroma seemed to come from inside - Ren Xiaoyan and I glanced at each other, and immediately ran towards the small shop arm in arm, and sat impatiently on the table at the door: "Boss, what's in the pot, come and have two!" ”

"Come on!" With a greeting, an old lady slowly walked out of the house, came to the pot and lifted the lid - the pot was a mix of two kinds of meat that were very chopped, different colors, and some unknown grass was added to stew, and the fragrance of the lid was even more sultry, and Ren Xiaoyan's eyes and I almost fell in.

I didn't notice the appearance of the boss at all, Ren Xiaoyan and I were all tied to the two plates of meat on the tray, and when we saw the meat on the table, we immediately devoured it!

But what I didn't expect was that the first time I took a mouthful, I felt something unspeakable rising from the bottom of my heart, according to modern words, it is negative energy, this kind of thing is like a demon, tempting me to open the side that I am most unwilling to expose hidden in the bottom of my heart, and implement it desperately, and do nothing else except satisfy my own desires!

While chewing the meat in my mouth, I slowly raised my head towards Ren Xiaoyan, and there were two villains in my heart who were struggling repeatedly, and one of them said to me with great temptation: "Why bother, since you like her, don't worry that she is a delicate flower, knead her, destroy her, and enjoy her ......"

Another villain said righteously: "You have rebelled! Doesn't such a beautiful woman hurry up and plant a seed in front of others, will you still have your share in the future? It's up to you! ”

Is this the two children's debate in the middle school text?