I peeked at Ren Xiaoyan, and suddenly found that she was also secretly looking at me, her eyes were full of affection, her face was covered with a slight redness, shallow beads of sweat condensed on her forehead and hairline, and her breathing became more and more rapid, as if she was waiting for something......

it!

My uncle once said that a woman is excited about the spring of eighteen years, and she will go with someone if she is not careful—is she exactly eighteen this year? It would be great if that was the case, hehe, anyway we all thought, it would be better to ......

Ding dong!

At this critical moment, suddenly, a voice sounded in my head, and at the same time, a line of words appeared in front of me:

"Congratulations, you have obtained the recipe of the Gods and Ghosts Full Banquet Recipe "Wolf Heart and Dog Lung", please observe the recipe by yourself!"

Wolf...... Wolf's heart and dog's lungs?

As soon as I read this in my heart, I critted again:

The best ingredients are the wolf heart of the 'Zhongshan wolf' and the dog lungs of the 'white-eyed dog'......

The specific steps are as follows: (Let's omit another 200,000 words here)

Effect: As the name suggests, the effect of this dish can greatly stimulate the negative energy in my heart, exposing it from the inside and out, and it is a nirvana against all sanctimonious people and femme fatales!

So this is the second course I wanted, good guy, just go for one without paying attention!

According to the routine of general web novels,The story should be developed to meet the big boss.,At least the big boss at this stage.,The enemy will show up when I'm most happy.,Fight with the attitude of ending up together.,We don't know how the process is.,But in the end, I will inevitably be tendered to death.,After that, everything is bright and bright.,Ren Xiaoyan and I return to civilized society.,Every once in a while, we will go on the next free trip to the legendary world......

Extrapolating like this, now is not the time for me to cooperate with Ren Xiaoyan humming hahe, it is already a tragedy that half of my urine is interrupted, and it is not miserable to be stopped by someone in the middle of this kind of thing - I have been awakened by the sudden appearance of the system and regained my senses, so I picked up the bowl of water and splashed it out without saying a word!

Splashing the bowl of water on her face, Ren Xiaoyan was stunned for a moment, and then jumped three feet high, "Why bother, are you crazy?!" ”

"I'm not crazy, you're almost crazy!" I hurriedly waved my hand: "Do you remember what you felt in your heart just now-Xiaoyan, let's be humane!" ”

What a smart person Ren Xiaoyan is, as soon as she heard this, she immediately reacted, and said nervously: "What, the killer is here again?" After speaking, he looked at the bowl on the table, and the little face with water droplets turned white: "Poisonous? ”

"No, no, don't be nervous, listen to me tell you......"

I thought it was funny in my heart, didn't she know what she felt just now, the spring heart was rippling and her heart was surging, at most it was an aphrodisiac - the killers were not all Duan Yanqing, she had to catch someone taking an aphrodisiac to peep to satisfy the dark side of her heart, it seemed that she had been stressed too much recently, so she reacted too violently, I really had to explain it to him well, and proper decompression is the best way to live......

I was about to speak, suddenly a black shadow swept past me, before I could react, it was already wrapped around Ren Xiaoyan's waist like a snake, she screamed in shock, but the rope was extremely fast, and while wrapping him, it had already shrunk and pulled back into the house, I hurriedly made a move but couldn't catch up at all, and watched the rope drag Ren Xiaoyan into the black hole room. Pen & Fun & Pavilion www.biquge.info

"it!"

I didn't have time to think about it, I pulled out the kitchen knife from behind my butt and rushed in, and as soon as I entered the door, I heard the door close behind me, I turned around suddenly, and saw a mountain-like giant coming out of the darkness by the door guarding the door, firmly guarding my retreat, and on the other side, Ren Xiaoyan, who was swept away, was also put on the neck with a knife, and walked out sadly.

The person holding Ren Xiaoyan with a knife is extremely short, not as tall as a gourd baby if he is true, dry and thin like an air-dried persimmon, it looks very familiar, I can't help but ask directly: "Have we seen it, auntie?" ”

The old lady stared at me and smiled, but she didn't speak, and I looked back at the giant and felt like the most familiar stranger - well, why did my brain get a little dizzy, and the person in front of me began to shake, and there was a feeling of a small boat floating gently in the water under my feet, and a cool wind was blowing in front of me......

"You, your grandson Erniang...... ......."

As soon as it was dark, I was completely lost in this deep and infinite darkness, and I didn't know anything!

…… The coma is very simple, and waking up is also very simple, without any red tape, I was woken up by a noise, and when I looked at it, I was still sitting in the patio of the wolf's heart and dog lungs store, tied to Ren Xiaoyan with the back of her hand, and the old lady standing next to me made a gesture with a sharp knife in her left hand and a whip in her right hand to take our lives at any time; The giant stood with his back to us, holding an equally huge stick in his hand to confront the crowd, and his opponents were my subordinate Master Dog, Seven Killing Gourd Baby, and his partners Dragon Descending Lao Dao, Professor Yang and his gang, and even the ruddy-faced living version of Ma Liang was also standing in the middle, holding a magic pen and a drawing board in his hand - to be honest, this look really doesn't look like the magic pen Ma Liang in the cartoon, but like a kawaii version of the judge, holding a life and death thin judge pen to hook up with my soul!

"Wake up, wake up, old man wake up......"

As I opened my eyes, there was already a cry of joy from the crowd, it was the dog-headed master - seeing me wake up, the confidence of the old dragon couldn't help but increase a little: "...... Since the master is fine, then I promise you that as long as you are willing to put it in, we will leave you a way to live......"

At this moment, my mind is completely clear, and I also recognize the true identities of the two in front of me as Li Lei, the mother treasure man, and his mother, and at the same time, I also know that he must have added special condiments to the wolf-hearted dog lungs he drank for us, and he was ready to clean up a bowl of dizzy vegetables, but because my legendary summoning system suddenly activated and didn't eat much, I only fainted for a short while, and now my people have found it......

"Put it in!" A group of people shouted in unison: "Otherwise, it will not be spared!" ”

The giant turned his head to look at his mother at a loss, obviously unable to keep up with the rhythm, but the old lady was very calm, and said arrogantly in the face of hundreds of opponents: "It's okay to put it in, but I must hand over my daughter-in-law, otherwise I will be interviewed!" ”

You really don't look down on people, many old ladies in history have done feats that men, including old men, can't accomplish, for example, it is an old lady who makes a country declare war on the whole world...... Didn't Chang Xiangyu also sing: "Who said that ~ women are not as good as ~ such as ~ such as ~ such as ~ such as ~ male ~~~"

This is Yuanli...... Uh-no, the power of the old lady!

"Hey, when is it your daughter-in-law's turn to find someone for me?" I couldn't help but sit down and shouted, "Auntie, you can be reasonable!" ”

"I'm looking for you, I'm looking for you!" The old lady glared at me: "Who told you that you were the last man to be with my daughter-in-law, who will I look for if I don't look for you?!" ”

"Hey, look at what you said, old lady, if someone cleans the toilet for your house and can't pull out, will he blame him?" I was unconvinced and said: "You don't make sense - isn't it that you women are so unreasonable no matter how old you are, and you feel very comfortable and have a special sense of achievement, don't you?" ”

My trash talk didn't make much of a splash for the old lady, and she sneered, "Your boss is still stubborn, boy, it looks like you're really not a mortal - I have to look for you about this, you wait and see!" ”

Yo, someone has taken the initiative to praise me again......

While we were arguing, on the roof of the patio, a man glanced at the old lady below, and leaped down like lightning, and it was none other than the copper-headed arm of my seven godsons—I remember the name Astro Boy—who, with his body as a weapon, flew straight at the old lady.

According to Newton's second law, the mass of Astro Boy and the kinetic energy and potential energy calculated from the height of the patio roof, he will definitely be able to knock the old lady half to death, and we don't talk about hitting the old man and the old lady to accompany the medical expenses, but what I didn't expect was that the old lady's vigilance was surprisingly high, and he was discovered as soon as he moved, the old lady was just a sentence, and the giant Li Lei had already flown in front of the old lady!

I only heard the loud sound of Jin Ge, the back of the giant mountain fell down towards us, and the head fell impartially, the old lady exclaimed loudly, and I couldn't stop screaming, but it didn't work......

It was like being slammed with a stick, and I felt a huge feeling of dizziness sweeping through my body, which was more intense than when I touched the electric door with my bare hands when I was a child, as modern people often describe, it came so quickly and so directly, the whole person, including all the internal organs, was misplaced, I closed my eyes subconsciously and tried my best to resist this unprecedented impact!

I don't know how long I resisted, maybe a year, maybe a second, time has no meaning at this moment, and there is only a blank space left in my mind, and when I regain my senses, I only feel a chill around me, but the noise is gone—I don't need to open my eyes, I already realize a problem:

"Did I travel back?"

I tried to open my eyes and open a slit, the cake seller! If I am not mistaken, I am already standing on the outskirts of a certain city, and it is evening, and the people and vehicles in the darkness of the night are constantly shuttling and busy, but they are very busy, and no one notices my presence.

I hurriedly got up, and as soon as I moved, I felt a force pulling me down, and when I turned around, I saw that Ren Xiaoyan and I were still tied together, just now this pull had disturbed her, and I was moaning and slowly opening my eyes, I shook my body and found that the rope was not too tight, and hurriedly pulled my hand out while shaking and shouted to her: "Ren Xiaoyan, wake up, Ren Xiaoyan!" ”

"Uh...... Uh, where is this...... Why bother, is it you? Ren Xiaoyan opened her eyes in a daze, and I hurriedly hugged her with my broken hands: "It's me, it's me, we're back!" ”

"Come back...... Oops, we're back? Ren Xiaoyan's eyes widened violently, and a fierce man stood up from the ground, looking left and right with tears in his eyes, "Oh my God, we're finally back!" ”

As he spoke, he turned around and threw himself into my arms, and suddenly two soft balls pressed against my chest - the long-lost nosebleed came out in a flash!

But I didn't care, and I didn't have the time to care!

I just hugged Ren Xiaoyan firmly, sniffed the tips of her hair, felt her cold body temperature, and her heartbeat as calm as water...... Wait, Nima is not right! What does this heartbeat mean, how can it be as calm as water?

Then, I saw a guy with a rhinoceros face appear, "Come with me, two of you." ”

"Who are you?" I pulled Ren Xiaoyan off me, and the two stared at him face to face: "Are you over there?" ”

"I'm a civil servant, and the underworld has to be a civil servant," the rhinoceros smiled: "The two of you are dead, I am your underworld guide, and most people call me Niutou." ”

Oh my god, I'm dead!

You didn't guess that, did you?