The past three days have been very peaceful, after having the money from Aunt Hei, Wuda and Xiao Zuanfeng are in charge of the affairs of the Difu Restaurant, and I went to contact many matters of the exam, and there is an episode - the next morning when we were gathering in the lobby below to drink porridge and eat cooking cakes, the old lady of Wogua came, did not dare to enter the door, but just poked her head out of the door and said to me:

"Then what is Boss He, the second little one has contacted you, and you can take your younger brother to sign up the day after tomorrow." Pen | fun | pavilion www. ｂｉｑｕｇｅ。 ｉｎｆｏ”

The day after tomorrow, the calculation time is exactly after the exam, and there is no disobedience - after all, the county officials are not as good as the current management, and the old lady is still a prince, and we are in charge of the street sanitation parents here, even if there is a relationship between Kong Lao Er, I can't be lazy, I was busy and said politely to the old lady: "I know, I'm sorry for you, Aunt Ju, have you eaten, don't dislike it, come by the way?" ”

"You're welcome, it's almost noon, who drinks porridge, you eat slowly," the old lady knew the relationship between Kong Fatzi and me, and her attitude was much better, waving her hand and saying, "Then don't be late!" "After that, he left.

I glanced at Kong Lao Er, who was holding the Diaoyutai steadily, and squeezed him, "Hey, why aren't you excited today?" To put it mildly, don't you understand how to keep people to eat? ”

The old fat man looked at me with extreme disdain: "I still need it?" After speaking, he also stood up, pinched half a steamed bun and went upstairs, leaving a lingering little song swaying around the house: "I plant a seed, and when it grows fruit, it will be a good day......

The table full of people drinking porridge, nibbling steamed buns, and chewing kimchi were all stunned, and they were speechless.

…… He is an old driver for a long time!

Finally, the day of the exam has arrived.

I sat on the table in a daze, my eyes only looked out the window, I didn't bother with the papers, and after almost an hour, at the moment when a teacher turned around, a ball of paper cut through the air and landed on my desk, I picked it up and looked:

‘ABAC； DDCC——’

I was overjoyed, and immediately began to copy the papers, and I started copying them......

But, now I'm going to say but—before I could copy half of it, the second ball of paper fell on my desk again, and I opened it at random, revealing a slightly different line of answers:

‘ACAB； DDDC——”

I'm starting to get worried, how are these two answers different, what do you tell me to do - don't let my brother come by himself, if I can figure it out, do I need to wait for them to pass me the book on the pigeon?

After thinking about it for a long time, I finally got the attention that the two answers were copied from the same answer, but the difference was that the first copied answer A, the second copied answer B, and the third copied answer A...... And so on, all rely on character to lay the foundation for their victory.

It's not easy to come up with this rut, but what I never guessed is that I had just decided to copy the route and main tone of the answer, and was about to put it into action, when the third ball of paper fell from the sky and was ready to fall on my head without mistake.

Then the answer came up: 'BBCB; CDDC——’

I was directly dumbfounded: what do you tell me to do?

But this is not the saddest moment, five minutes later, the invigilator somehow turned around, and just as he suddenly looked back, seven or eight more answers flew on my desk, and when I opened it, I was completely confused:

Your uncle, comprehensive all the cheat sheets, all the choices on the answers appear, in other words, there are candidates for each question, there are candidates A, there are candidates, there are people D, and I am completely lost in the sea of answers, and I don't know what to do at all......

This is the tragedy!

A sentence suddenly sounded in my head: Behind every woman you want to get on but can't, there is a man who wants to vomit on her, this is life!

This is also a true portrayal of me at the moment: behind every exam room where someone wants to copy a cheat sheet but can't copy it, there is a man who wants to vomit, this is the exam!

In the end, I could only grab a cheat sheet casually, regardless of the three-seven-twenty-one copy, tearfully and everyone handed in the file and went out, along the way people kept looking at me and showing a knowing smile, I also had to endure the inner torture to repay the grateful face, this realm of ice and fire is really exciting!

Yang Zi squeezed over and hugged my shoulders with a big grin, and said with a smile: "How is it, did you do well in the test?" ”

I barely managed to squeeze out a smile: "Hmm! ”

He was very interested and gave me a shout as he walked: "Don't thank me, if you want to thank you, thank you for the string you invited - how about it, I had a good trick yesterday, and I solved your exam problem in one fell swoop." ”

"That's it."

"In the future, we will do the same, the exam will be on me, as long as you invite you to dinner, I will definitely bring everyone," Yang Zi continued to play: "Who is with whom of us, it will definitely be no problem to rush to my face!" ”

"I thank you for your eight ancestors!"

Yang Zi didn't care what I said at all, just cared about the wanton pleasure on his lips, I could only talk to him without saying a word, and soon came to the door of the teaching building - outside the door of the teaching building, a luxury Land Rover was parked directly on the road outside, the domineering body and the appearance of the bag set off the identity of the owner: Ya is either the rich second generation or the rich generation, and it is also the part of the people who got rich first in our socialist core values.

The eyes of many students were attracted by this car, and I listened to people swallowing saliva full of yearning: "Wow, big car!" ”

A young man in his twenties was standing next to the car, his suit was as tall as a tape measure, his eyes were sharp, and the edges and corners of his face were very distinct, and he looked like a professional driver - but I knew he wasn't, because behind his ass were two big men in plainclothes, who were bodyguards, so it must be the main one.

The reason is very simple: this man in a suit is too short, if one of these two big men is the main owner, then it is absolutely impossible to find him except to covet chrysanthemums, not to mention that he is not qualified to be a bodyguard, even if he drives and steps on the accelerator, it is difficult!

I estimate that even if he wears shoes with high soles, his height will not break the 1.6 meter mark.

As soon as the man in the suit made contact with me, he immediately lit up and strode towards me.

"Why are you?"

I said helplessly: "I'm going to say don't you believe it?" "You said, what good thing can you do with two bodyguards to find the door, and you recognize me - you didn't give me this chance to refuse!

The little man in a suit took out a mobile phone, opened it, looked at my face, and warned: "Don't play tricks, this photo must be you, you can't hide!" ”

The classmates on the side began to gather on our side, and Yang Zi was also a rich second generation, so he immediately stood on my side and shouted: "Who are you, you? Warning you, why bother with our classmates, if you want to trouble him, I'll have to pass this level first. ”

I immediately glanced at him gratefully, turned my face to the man in the suit and said, "It's me, it's me, let's say, what's the matter?" ”

The man in the suit didn't pay attention to the others at all, including Yang Zi, and just said to me indifferently and without any emotion: "My grandfather wants to see you." ”

"Not available!" I refused, not dragging the mud and water to break the thread - who does this girl think he is, he doesn't say his name and wants me to go with him, there is no door - of course, even if he says his name, I won't go, I'm not stupid!

The man in the suit smiled coldly: "This invitation is not something you can refuse!" ”

If I had said this half a month ago, I would have really admitted it, but not now, after all, my buddy has been reborn into the arms of the underworld, in a fashionable phrase, that is, my buddy is not afraid of death now, and he will be afraid of his threat, so I am not afraid at all, hippie smiled and said: "What's wrong with my refusal?" ”

At the same time, I began to look left and right, ready to find a long object, and at the right time to show off the knife technique passed down by Simongo - but this was too clean, I searched for a long time except to see the two milk cartons and found nothing else, the only brick is still half-cut, and the square can't be opened.

But what makes me most gratified is the classmates who get along with me day and night, especially Yang Zi, who stood up at this critical juncture and said to the man in the suit with righteous words: "I warn you, unless you are willing, no one can take him away - I will stand here today, whatever you do, I will take a step back and be your grandson!" ”

The man in the suit looked at me twice, suddenly dialed a number to himself, and handed over the phone after getting through, I looked at him suspiciously, "What, don't you want to say that you arrested my family and threatened me?" ”

The man in the suit shook his head contemptuously: "Listen, you won't dare, right?" ”

In the nervous eyes of everyone, I grabbed the phone and shouted fiercely: "Who? ”

A familiar voice came from the microphone: "Why bother, it's me, Xiaoyan." ”

"It's you and I'm not afraid, don't think it...... Creak? It's you? I reacted instantly: "What do you mean, what are you asking me to ask him to do, could it be that you were kidnapped?" ”

Ren Xiaoyan couldn't help but laugh and said: "Where, this is my brother - cough, why bother, I'm a little troublesome here, I'm afraid I'll have to trouble you again." ”

"You say, it's not going to be cake again, is it?" I heard that it was her brother, I was completely relaxed, although this guy didn't look very popular, but after all, he was half of his own person, so he wouldn't do anything to me - his height like Guo Jingming could indeed only be regarded as half of his own person.

I was so refreshed, Ren Xiaoyan on the other side of the phone was a little embarrassed, and said, "Ahem, here's the thing, I'm here...... Ahem, my dad and grandpa are here...... They say it's a blind date...... Want me...... A boyfriend must have...... That's what I'm saying...... You know the ...... So ......"

I said inexplicably: "Sister, have you crossed over-why do I understand what you say, but I don't understand the meaning when you get together?" Can you speak Chinese? ”

There was silence on the phone for a moment, Ren Xiaoyan seemed to take a deep breath, and suddenly said, "I want you to pretend to be my boyfriend to meet grandpa." ”

"That's it?" I was stunned, taken aback, and then instantly disappointed: "It's so simple? ”

I didn't think Ren Xiaoyan was more surprised than me: "You agreed?" ”

"I don't suffer a loss, what can't I promise?" I didn't care, "Since you spoke, I'm sure I'll be there on time—time and place?" ”

"Now."

"OK, I'll be there soon!"

I handed the phone back to the man in the suit and rubbed his nose: "Let's go." ”

The change in my attitude was obviously expected by the man in the suit, he immediately turned around, and the two bodyguards immediately opened the door one by one and sat in the cab, the man in the suit was about to go in, Yang Zi rushed to the front in an instant, desperately blocked the door, and said nervously: "Why bother, what did he say, did he threaten you with your family?" ”

Without waiting for me to answer, he shouted hysterically at the man in the suit: "I swore that I would definitely not let you take it away, unless you step on me!" ”

The man in the suit turned his face to look at me, my face suddenly turned red, and he hurriedly said to Yang Zi: "Dude, he is Ren Xiaoyan's brother, the old man of the Ren family wants to see me, don't ...... it"

Before he finished speaking, the kid jumped to the side, his face full of flattery, and he was like a traitor translation of the second devil: "It turned out to be you, I understand, I can be regarded as understanding everything-" After speaking, he grabbed me, and shouted while stuffing into the car: "Come and help, don't let this kid run away!" ”

I was dumbfounded, and squeezed out a roar from the dantian: "Get out!" (To be continued.) )