Aunt Hei's figure disappeared, and I scratched my head and turned my face to ask Lorixi, "That's it?" ”

"Yes, that's it," Lori said with a gloomy expression, "I didn't expect to have a clue to the enemy so soon." Pen "Fun" Pavilion www.biquge.info"

I pouted: "Don't forget Inuyasha's words, those guys may not have seen the true face of the man in black, and it is probably useless to catch it." ”

Lori glanced at me and said, "But we can't say we won't catch it-what if anyone knows?" ”

I was surprised, "You mean Professor X, the one who can see through his underwear in a wheelchair with a helmet?" ”

Lolita sighed: "Foreigners don't belong to us, I guess it's no fun, and besides, people are called telepathy, and it has nothing to do with seeing through underwear......" I sighed, nodding again and again: "Yes, yes, yes, it's this grandson!" ”

Lolita and I have been together for a while, and she has long been accustomed to my nonsense, so she thought about it and changed the subject: "By the way, how are you doing down there?" ”

"It's okay!" I was about to show my merits, when I suddenly thought of something: "By the way, Aunt Hei didn't say to get us some yin virtue?" My account in the underworld is already empty, let alone open, and I can't afford to buy the materials for the food test. ”

Lori hurriedly said: "By the way, if you don't mention this, I forgot-Aunt Hei said, Ming'er will turn the remaining Yin De points, more than 20,000, which should be enough for you to open a business." ”

I was dissatisfied: "Why are you still Ming'er, can't you give it to me today, and you can still get the dish out while you are enthusiastic." ”

Lori snorted and said, "It's turned, but it won't be until tomorrow when it comes to your account." ”

I wondered, "What's the point?" ”

"Isn't this a new regulation in your world, ATM transfers will not arrive until the next day, and they can be withdrawn at any time, can't our prefectures be synchronized?"

Me: "...... You're really trendy! ”

Rest for a night, everything is still the same the next day, now the old man and the old lady's food has been handed over to Xiao Gu, although the little girl can't do anything else, but the hand pig blood porridge, burn blood, blood sausage is old and authentic, eat the old man and old lady Mo mouthful, and when he came back, he brought me back: "Brother He, the old lady said that she misses her son, Uncle Sun let you have time to take a look." ”

I just remembered that there was no time behind, and hurriedly said: "Yo, I forgot about this, that's okay, I'll go back and ......" Lolixi passed by with Wangzi milk in her mouth, pulled out the bottle and said to me: "The old lady is so old, is it appropriate for you to come back from the underworld?" ”

"And this is exquisite?"

"That's for sure, you just came out of the toilet and you had to wash your hands before you went to the table, right?"

I was stunned: "So you understand it this way." ”

Lo Lixi knew that she was speechless, so she immediately didn't take this stubble, and continued: "After all, the underworld is a place where ghosts gather, contaminated with yin qi, young people are nothing, but old men and old ladies can't stand it. ”

I was stunned and said, "What is this, I can't go in the future, right-my parents are also in their sixties and seventies, and they work for you so that our family will not see each other for old age, do you think it is appropriate?" ”

"What are you anxious about, haven't I finished saying this yet?" Lolita shook her head and said, "It's easy for you to go to see them, just wash away the yin qi." ”

"Then I'll take a shower and go."

Lolita said disdainfully: "Take a shower and be a fart, I'm talking about using yang to wash yin, you have to find a place where there are many young men and women to get together, just wait for a while." After saying that, I didn't wait for me to understand, the bottle pricked my mouth again, twisted my ass and went upstairs to watch TV - I don't know if I have changed the film recently, anyway, the smell of sheep in the words is gone.

I was worried: "It's really hard to get it, I haven't been in class, where am I going, even if I go to play football, I can't just go to people......" I still want to ask more clearly, and I looked up to see that Lori's ass was missing at the corner of the stairs, and I could only turn the target to the small bones - she was covering her mouth and having fun on the side, needless to say, there must be a trick in my heart.

I asked her with a wide eyebrow: "Xiao Gu, why don't you give my brother a trick?" ”

Xiao Gu grinned: "Brother He, you are really a fan of the authorities, there are so many people in us this night, don't you just stay for one night and wash everything?" After she finished speaking, she also left, but threw a message to me: "Then you come back early in the evening, and I will help you explain to the old lady that you can go to see her?" ”

"Okay!" There is still this function in the barbecue stall for half a day - my mind began to spin in circles: it looks like this business can be expanded, buddy? In the future, it is not troublesome to professionally help the people who meet the evil and ghost press the bed to wash the bad luck, just come here to serve the dishes and live, in addition to the non-business income, by the way, the wages of the workers are saved......

Of course, the name of the stall also has to be changed - patrol the mountain skewers and patrol the mountains to remove bad luck bathhouse!

After I had money, the dish of wallhead grass was finally completed under my many experiments, and I made a special trip to let Kong Fatzi try it, and he told me that although this dish was a few points worse than the skill of the ghost cook, the general meaning was calculated, and it was no problem to take it out and sell it, so I directly put this dish on the agenda - just like that, relying on the wallhead grass and Wang Ba cake in the whole banquet of gods and ghosts, plus the chicken and the foolish cake, my Difu Hotel can be opened.

After preparing all this, I hurried back to the top, at this time there were still many customers in the stall, and I shuttled through the crowd while greeting the familiar guests, among whom there were many beautiful women, and I was very busy inside...... Ahem, this is the first time I've taken a shower in front of so many people, and to be honest, I'm not used to it!

This feeling was only for a moment, and it didn't take long for my attention to be diverted by another thing - Yang Zi brought half of the boys from the class to cheer him on, and sent me a message by the way: "Remind you why bother, don't forget the final exam of linear algebra on Tuesday." ”

"Huh?"

To be honest, if Yang Zi mentions it, let alone the exam, I don't even forget what I am doing - third-rate universities are like this, no one cares if you go to class or not, but if you want to take the exam, you will definitely fail, and then the make-up exam will be annoying to death......

it! I almost missed a big deal!

My surprise obviously did not escape everyone's eyes, and my classmates comforted me: "Don't worry, it's okay, the answer will definitely be for you." "That's it, as long as you have a treat, it's not a piece of cake!"

I was busy and expressed my sincerity: "Everyone can eat with confidence, I will invite you to this meal today!" ”

"Oh yes!" The crowd cheered, and of course my hanging heart was settled...... After the big exam, you can easily pass the test with one meal, which is much easier and more enjoyable than retaking the exam!

As the night wore on, and after everyone had left, I gathered myself together and announced, "Everyone, we have tried the dishes, and the Difu Hotel is about to open!" ”

Everyone applauded, and even Tai Er was busy asking, "When, will you take me down to have a look?" ”

"I have to ask the princess during business hours-Ruoxi, what do you think?"

Lori shrugged her shoulders and said indifferently: "Whatever, you can just watch and do this." ”

"How can you watch it? After all, opening a hotel is such a big deal, isn't it too sloppy? I said, "No matter what, you have to find a feng shui gentleman to take a look and set an auspicious time for us to open, right?" ”

Lolita glanced at me, showed a rare and extremely disdainful look, and said angrily: "How can you be superstitious? Now that even children know to believe in science, don't you feel ashamed to pin your hopes for a prosperous business on these illusory things? ”

"Uh......"

I wanted to say something more, but the others all spoke, and said gossipingly: "Listen to my advice, brother, you really have to be down-to-earth, and indulging in the things of gods and Buddhas will not lead to good results." "Hey, brother, you disappointed me so much, materialist dialectics is not the only standard in the world!"

…… To be honest,I was completely thundered by these guys.,Actually, I've been mentally prepared since the first day I joined Lolixi's team.,No matter who accuses me of superstition or even insanity, it's acceptable.,But I didn't expect it.,It's actually them who stand up and say I'm - it's like that relativistic joke.,You go around a tree in circles.,As long as you're fast enough, you can infinitely make your chest close to your back.,If you're interested, you can even blow up your own chrysanthemum......

What's this called?!

In this certain gate (a certain gate, everyone understands, huh?) I was like a dead fish floating on the surface of the water with a white belly, and I said weakly: "Whatever you want." ”

After much discussion, the final time for the opening was set - three days later, on the night after my exam, our Difu Restaurant officially opened and opened its doors to customers! (To be continued.) )