Chapter 22 It's raining, it's okay to beat my husband at home

Things are going very smoothly, and when I was about to entrust Uncle Zhang with the important task of a sword god, a gege, and a demon, I suddenly heard an angry voice at the door of the nursing home: "Why bother! ”

As soon as I turned my head, my face became bitter: "I said aunt, you are a locust?" You don't let go of the ding, right? ”

This time, everyone guessed correctly, the person who came was Ren Xiaoyan - teach you to be obedient, this kind of half-middle waist is generally more normal when the role appears, and it is not cool to shake the burden, so it is not shaking, but whenever it is at the end, it is surprising that the brain is opened, commonly known as bringing people to the pit, so that you can wait for me to update and solve your doubts, maybe you will reward ten or eight alliance leaders when you are happy......

By the way, I would like to remind you: Brother Liuyun is rich and handsome!

Ren Xiaoyan rushed into the yard angrily: "Why bother with your cow, bother to help you, I won't say it if you don't thank me, but you still hang up on my phone - why are you?" ”

I said leisurely: "Just because you are not pure in help, and you have no other thoughts, you say that you can catch up and give me a hand?" ”

Ren Xiaoyan said angrily: "Whether I have the mind or not, I always help you, right?" Is it reasonable for you to hang up the phone? ”

I smiled and said, "Don't I say it, I really don't want your help for this favor, I've already found something suitable for me!" ”

Ren Xiaoyan stomped her feet and said, "You're sarcastic, aren't you?" I warn you, surnamed He, you must ......"

She was impassioned and excited, and unconsciously took two steps forward, and I followed and retreated, and at this time Mrs. Zhang rushed up with a scream, and the old hen guarded me like a calf, and shouted at me in a panic: "Son, go away!" I'll explain to you from your uncle's side, you go quickly, don't let people take you away......"

This scene seems to have crossed over to the scene of Erlang God splitting the mountain to save his mother, right?

The old lady's nervousness and Uncle Zhang were anxious, and even Ren Xiaoyan opened her eyes in a daze, and was stunned as if she had been slapped in the face for some reason: "Who is this old lady and grandmother, your mother?" ”

She couldn't help it, and the old lady immediately upgraded her actions from simply protecting me to destroying the evil forces to protect all mankind, and ran to her with a slight upset, shouting: "You guys, you all come at me, I'm the person you're looking for, and I have nothing to do with others......"

The old lady pounced and shouted to come up to you and try your best, this kind of thing is much more serious than touching porcelain, Ren Xiaoyan was directly stunned, screaming miserably and hiding in the courtyard, the old lady followed in a rage, even I was so stupid that I didn't know what to do - at this moment, Uncle Zhang suddenly shouted like a divine help:

"Don't fight, that's your daughter-in-law, not a heavenly soldier!"

Mrs. Zhang stood up suddenly, puzzled, "Really? ”

Uncle Zhang immediately nodded: "Really! ”

The old lady snorted, "I don't believe itβ€”"

…… Hey, old lady, why aren't you confused at this time?

Uncle Zhang hurriedly continued: "She is really your daughter-in-law, what is that...... What ......"

Next to me, he hurriedly interjected: "The third princess of the West Sea!" ”

"Yes, she is the third princess of the West Sea," Uncle Zhang pretended to say: "100% your daughter-in-law, if you don't believe it, you can ask them!" ”

The old man who walked around the corner after eating in the nursing home, the old lady who came out with a bowl to watch the excitement before eating, and the old man and old lady like Uncle Qiu who was hanging outside the urinal nodded together: "Yes, she is really the third princess of the West Sea!" ”

Only the three princesses of the West Sea don't understand - Ren Xiaoyan was shocked and stood at the root of the wall to support her, shouting with tears: "Are you a cult, why did I become the third princess of the West Sea?" ”

I leaned in and lowered my voice and explained: "The old lady is not quite right, I think I am the fairy Yaoji, I am her son Yang Jian, if you are my daughter-in-law, won't you have the third princess of the West Sea - quickly agree, coax the old lady back, and there will be nothing!" ”

Ren Xiaoyan burst into tears and said, "Why don't I fight you if you are your daughter-in-law?" ”

"Hey, isn't this treating you as the Jade Emperor's dogleg?" I was dissatisfied: "Just yelling at you that you were going to fight and kill in the nursing home just now, it's good that the old lady didn't lie down in front of your car...... Hurry up, if things intensify, you can't afford it, and the old man and old lady in the nursing home want to understand that they are all lying in your hotel, and the police are coming, but they have nothing to do! ”

Ren Xiaoyan wiped away her tears aggrievedly, and said, "I, I am the third princess of the West Sea......

"Are you really my daughter-in-law?" Mrs. Zhang's eyes were like lightning: "Then why did you hit him?" ”

Ren Xiaoyan continued to compromise: "Isn't this still a fight?" Besides, I can't beat me if I really beat it! ”

I interjected with a grin: "Mom, it's fun for two people to quarrel, and I don't know if I love you when I fight." Pen "Fun" Pavilion www.biquge.info"

"Oh, yes!" Mrs. Zhang raised her head and thought about it, nodded and said: "That's right, you've always been afraid of your wife, this is true......" Speaking of this, she turned her head to look at Ren Xiaoyan: "Since you are my daughter-in-law, then I will make it clear to you, my own man can't beat him, especially not in front of outsiders, you know?" ”

Erlang God is still afraid of his wife? Hey, I'm going to have to write this down in a notebook.

"Iβ€”I know ......"

Ren Xiaoyan's face was red, she lowered her eyebrows and was taught a lesson by the old lady, looking at me was extremely enjoyable - I couldn't imagine it, I couldn't imagine it, such a strong female man also had this play, it was really eye-opening!

Mrs. Zhang suddenly came up to me, full of tenderness and love to take my hand, I also held the old lady's hand tightly, from her hands full of folds and ravines to feel extraordinary warmth, this is the mother's fist to the children, this is the mother's endless love......

Then, I listened to the old lady continue to say to Ren Xiaoyan: "When you are really angry, you can do this-"

"Wow~~~"

Before the words fell, I suddenly felt a sharp pain in my arm, and when I looked down, I found that the old lady pinched my arm with her fingers, and the posture was similar to that of Shaolin Huahua, smiling, and the hand was still hidden behind it to let people see it at all!

The old lady continued: "Remember to go back and practice more, just remember to prepare some people......" She squeezed her eyes, and reminisced about the past with a toothless mouth: "In the past, I used to beat my husband at home when it rained and had nothing to do, and no one knew about it at all!" ”

"Hey, got it!"

This time it was Ren Xiaoyan's turn to smile happily......