After coaxing Mrs. Zhang back, I called Xiao Zuanfeng and them all over to drink millet porridge together, and sat in the corridor with a bowl - I really didn't want to see Xiao Zuanfeng humming while eating, and then I asked, hey, this kid actually said that this problem fell when he was on the mountain, and the root of the disease, if he didn't hum, he really couldn't eat it!

I have to sing red songs before dinner, what kind of problem is this!

Ren Xiaoyan kept guarding my side, and from time to time she raised her scissor hand to demonstrate at me, and in less than five minutes, when there was already an old man passing by, she felt the cigarette in her fingers......

"I can't imagine that you still have this love, I really can't see it!" Ren Xiaoyan smiled and said, "What's the matter, if you have love for the lonely and widowed elderly, you won't be able to do it for me?" ”

"Can a singer who sells a song on the side of the road be the same as a big boss who drives a BMW?" I pouted and said, "I've had so much fun today, so you can let me go—isn't it a good thing in the world that we don't get along with each other?" ”

Ren Xiaoyan said leisurely: "In order to help you round the field, I have played the role of the third princess in friendship, how much should you compensate me a little?" ”

I said angrily, "Why don't you die with a thief's heart? Don't say it's a daughter-in-law, you really don't have to talk about it! ”

Ren Xiaoyan was completely unmoved by my nonsense, and said coldly: "Since this is the case, I will immediately go and tell the truth to the old lady......"

"Don't! Scattered trading does not break up friendships, why do you insist on breaking the net? I was really afraid that she would provoke the old lady out, so I hurriedly grabbed her and persuaded her: "Okay, I'll tell you the truth now, the leftovers were indeed made by me, but this spice is scarce and difficult to get, I really can't provide you with cooking!" ”

Since I am willing to say this sentence, it means that I have completely admitted defeat, and this trick is really not only a man's trick to pick up girls, but also a woman's power to grind men, I only hope that she can be moved by my truth, and let me continue to live my life lightly. Pen × fun × Pavilion www. ｂｉｑｕｇｅ。 ｉｎｆｏ

Ren Xiaoyan was puzzled: "Rare animals and plants? ”

I poured the millet porridge into my mouth with a sad face, tilted my neck and swallowed, "Less than that." ”

Ren Xiaoyan nodded thoughtfully: "So that's the case, I finally know what you're worried about!" ”

I snapped my fingers and said happily, "Long live understanding!" We can meet now and never know each other again, right? ”

Ren Xiaoyan tilted her head and thought about it, first showing a playful smile, but then shook her head: "Oh, NO! ”

I couldn't help but say, "You're coming at me at all, aren't you?" ”

Ren Xiaoyan held her cheeks and looked at me, and said with a grin: "Look at you, I scared you!" Okay, I don't use it to make new dishes and launch it, this is down? ”

I wondered, "Do you have a word of truth in your mouth?" ”

Ren Xiaoyan said dissatisfiedly: "When have I ever lied to someone, don't say the same thing as you!" ”

I stared at her innocently and nodded solemnly and resolutely.

Women are like that, you never know what she's going to be angry about, like just now when the wind was still sunny and cloudless, but after a second she changed her face and yelled at me, "You show me the evidence, do you hear?" Evidence! Why bother, since I was a child, my parents have taught me not to deceive people, I have always abided by it very well, if you can't take it out, I'm not done with you! ”

She stared at me angrily, her hands on her hips, and she looked like she was about to eat people, and I believe that if she didn't have proof, she would really turn her face with me, but ...... Ahem, buddy is really not a mortal!

(This sentence feels too cool to take out at a critical time.) ）

I smiled ambiguously and said, "Don't say it, there really is!" Uh, just now you told Grandma Zhang that you are the third princess of the West Sea......"

Not to be outdone, Ren Xiaoyan said: "...... Isn't this to help you lie? Blame me? ”

I joked: "Smoking second-hand smoke also has nicotine, and it's not interesting if you don't admit it!" ”

She was stunned for a moment, then sat down again in frustration, "Forget it, how good do you say." ”

I comforted her and said, "Actually, it's nothing to deceive people, your parents also have it, and they have the right to inherit the business of the father and the son." ”

She was stunned and said, "How do you know?" ”

I laughed, "They must have complimented you on being the smartest kid in the world, right?" ”

Ren Xiaoyan: "......"

After waiting for a while, she finally came back to her senses from the rapid leap of thought, and said angrily: "Why bother, you are a first-class scoundrel!" ”

I grinned and said, "I want to say that like attracts like, do you think it's a compliment?" ”

Ren Xiaoyan let out a long sigh: "Forget it, I won't fight with you about these things, I'm willing to bow down to the wind - let's get down to business, if I want less of this spice, can you give it to me?" Sell it to me. ”

"Less?" I became alarmed: "You don't want to give it to your family, to be honest, it's definitely not a good idea......"

Ren Xiaoyan's words changed: "Do you know the God of Food Competition?" ”

The God of Food Contest is one of the most eye-catching events today, the world's first God of Food Contest once every 12 years, the four major God of Food Contest in the southeast and northwest for six years, and each province and city has a biennial or annual competition, its influence is no less than the World Cup, the Olympic Games and the like...... In the past, I didn't skip class in order to watch the live broadcast, and I was very familiar!

I suddenly thought: "For the competition? ”

"Yes," Ren Xiaoyan nodded: "I want to win the championship of our God of Food Contest in Shu City in two months, and your spices can help me." ”

The title of God of Food is the dream of every chef and every restaurant, although I have also thought about it, but in terms of the current situation, there may not be a pure grasshopper shaking the big tree, and it is estimated that even if I participate, it will be two or three years later, so I have no objection to this - but I can't be the master of this matter, and whether it will work or not depends on what Lolixi means, so it will be decided.

I put away the smile on my face and said solemnly, "Let me think about it, will I answer you in two days?" ”

Ren Xiaoyan said heartily: "Okay! It's all up to you! ”

At this time, as soon as the kitchen door opened, the leader of the sword god Gege demon came out, and half a pot of millet porridge made everyone's faces overflow with a hesitant smile - Simon stood under the eaves with his back and looked up at the sky, looking quite postmodern, but when I found that no one was there, I always swallowed back the hiccups that came out; Lori squatted on the wall and pulled a lump of dirt, and the coordinate ray hyperbola was drawn on the ground; Only Xiao Zuanfeng looked at the people who were doing some serious things, and the people were carrying the kettle and preparing to fill the courtyard to serve the people......

The old man in the courtyard, you look at me, I look at you, I wanted to open my mouth several times, but the old lady on the side was stopped.

In the end, it was Uncle Zhang who couldn't help it, and he suddenly said to Xiao Zhuanfeng: "Child, don't come to pour water, yesterday because of the shabu in Uncle Qiu's urine, the old man sneaked out to eat his waist in the middle of the night, and he almost lost it!" ”

All the old men and ladies stared at him with deep eyes, and Xiao Zhuanfeng immediately said embarrassedly: "Is it? ”

Uncle Zhang nodded: "Almost all the old men in the courtyard have three highs, and they usually speak lightly, do you say that this smell makes them not go out and steal their mouths?" My hard work has been in vain! ”

I interjected, "...... Are you sure that cutting back on food and money has nothing to do with it? ”

Uncle Zhang glanced at me and continued: "So we resolutely can't use boiling water to scald Uncle Qiu's urine—I can't help but stop talking about them!" ”

I shouted at Ren Xiaoyan: "This must have something to do with money!" ”

She covered her mouth and grinned.

Xiao Diamond Wind looked at the two of us suspiciously, not to mention his perception B, even if he understood S, he probably couldn't guess the relationship between the shabu shabu and the big waist, just wanted to ask something more, and suddenly stretched out a urine basin in the room next to him: "Pour water!" ”

Then, Uncle Qiu came out with a urinal, his face was full of smiles, Xiao Zhuanfeng was carrying the pot and it was not not down, his eyes flickered and looked straight at Uncle Zhang, he just didn't give an accurate word, which made Zhang Wu Yifan's face twisted.

I coughed and bumped Uncle Zhang on the shoulder, and he barely laughed and was ready to explain to the old man, who knew that just two steps, Uncle Qiu glared, and he immediately came back.

I lowered my voice and said, "What's the situation?" You can't say that yet, can you? I'll go. ”

Uncle Zhang waved his hand dejectedly: "Don't go, don't go!" Uncle Qiu has a stubborn temper, if he doesn't pour it, he will definitely get angry, and when the time comes, he will be angry and come out and tell me what to do...... Who told him to see this? ”

Me: "Hey, what else to say, isn't this imperative-drill wind, fill it up for Uncle Qiu!" ”

Xiao Drillfeng escaped death if he was amnesty, and he was busy pouring boiling water into the basin, and ran away when he was done, "I'll go back and get busy first......

Taking advantage of this opportunity, I also said goodbye to Uncle Zhang, and returned to the front of the door with Ren Xiaoyan Lolita Simmen, after the initial formulation of the aid plan, the relationship between me and Ren Xiaoyan is not what it used to be, so in line with the principle of friendship waved goodbye, we also went to the east and west, birds and beasts scattered, what should be busy with what to do.

I pondered it, Ren Xiaoyan can actually help with this matter, nothing else, just for the stability and unity of the rear when we are working hard and outstanding in front, and being able to solve her is equivalent to turning the entire northwest into our anti-Japanese war base, so I still have to worry about this matter, find a suitable event to do it without blood.

We didn't clean up the kitchen, so we all stayed in the original lobby to cut meat skewers, Simongo was the main knife, when I went in, I was watching him dance with a small piece of knife, the lump of meat on the top of his head jumped up and down and continued to undulate, cut a meat hard to dance out of the feeling of electric breakdancing.

I picked up a piece of meat casually and looked at it, but if I want to put it aside to see it, I have to change the knife, and I don't know if our sword god is not used to cutting meat or the gap between the knife technique and the sword technique is too big - Brother Simon stopped his hand and explained with melancholy: "I laughed, the physical gap is still too big, and it can't reach the previous level." ”

I suddenly said, "Can four or five years old be the same as those in their twenties, that's for sure!" But don't worry, just change the knife. ”

Simongo shook his head: "But I am a swordsman, the pursuit of the ultimate swordsmanship is my life's pursuit, I finally found the opportunity to start over, I must seize the opportunity to break through myself!" ”

I exclaimed, "It's a shame that you're not the founding emperor, and it's a bad thing to put this thought on him!" ”

A wide variety of meat slices cut out, we began to skewer, pork belly, anti-beef, mutton, tendons, ribs, big kidneys, each in place, each in its own pot, lunch followed the nursing home mixed noodles and then continued, I didn't expect the two tendons Xiaoqing to help buddies in the afternoon.

Several old and young masters in the main vegetable market, the big guy started the speed naturally, and gave me the price of the vegetables, checked the omissions and filled the gaps, but checked it all over the time, and said that I would come to my stall for supper after buying the goods today, which was considered to be the first order of business.

Just as I was about to leave, I suddenly remembered something, and slapped my thigh: "Our stall is not famous yet!" ”

The people at the door all came back, gossiping and talking, from roasting Wentui roasting recipe roasting ancient to roasting and rewarding the three armies, the most unlucky thing is why bother to grill skewers, why do you say that you still roast ah, isn't this a curse that makes me yellow alive?

No one is convinced by this discussion, and the old man and the old lady are about to catch up with the old man and the old lady to grab the discount, so that I don't have an accurate score in my heart, Ximen blowing snow They have already hidden from the window to blow the sun, in a daze out of a daze, only the small drill wind looks at the clouds and the breeze is light and leisurely, my mind instantly moved, and the two lyrics out of nothing pierced into my heart.

"Hey, that's it!" I instantly decided: "Don't make noise, everyone listen to me!" ”

A group of people all waited: "Huh? ”

I sang triumphantly, "The king has told me to come and patrol the mountains, and to catch a monk for dinner—how about it, I will take this as a name." ”

Xiaoqing wondered: "Is there a monk skewer?" ”

"Hey, why is it so hard to talk to you!" I was dissatisfied: "Patrol the mountains and grill skewers, what kind of monk skewers!" ”

Everyone reacted with their oops, and immediately praised it: "Good name!" ”

Inspiration is like peeing, as long as you start at all, no matter how awesome you are, as long as you hold it hard, it is completely impossible to stop halfway, and its technical content is by no means lower than the Shenzhou moon landing - when I was a child, I didn't spend less time hiding in the toilet to practice, and I held it in the morning to be able to happily draw the knife after school and cut off the water three in and three out, but it was too difficult, and I couldn't reach it until today.

If you look at it from another angle, it's really the same as love!

Without further ado.

After the name of the mountain barbecue was chosen, I immediately made up countless names for the barbecue, and the thin and large meat slices are directly called the first love barbecue, which is considered our restaurant...... Uh, no, the characteristics of this stall, the meat slices are cut out and the grass juice is poured on and pickled, eighty-eight pieces are not only not discounted, but also dead and alive according to the head point - modern people are like this, there is no flower around people and we really have no ability, the more we do, the more we don't give a good face, the more we line up the more fire, what is it called according to modernization?

Oh, the feature, it seems like that's what it is.

Okay, so far, everything has been thought out and everything is ready, just wait for the night to fall and open the door to pick up customers - I bah, open the door to welcome customers - I will completely enter the ranks of making a lot of money!

I turned around with joy, hey, we all climbed the window to watch the TV in the big house of the nursing home, acting like some kind of Chinese voice, just as the four chairs turned around with a hula, and one of them shouted:

"I admire you!"