Ordinary birth, ordinary growth, ordinary learning, ordinary employment, ordinary death - well, this sentence is indeed a bit cliché, but in Zhou You's view, this is indeed his own life footprint. Pen, fun, pavilion www. biquge。 info

Like countless people who are lost to all living beings, he has neither much brilliance nor something to be proud of, and his name will not be left in history, even in legends, he will only get a pitiful name of dragon armor.

Life is like weeds, death is like mortal dust.

Of course, although that's the case, but Zhou You is quite satisfied with his life, and he hasn't complained about the name of a passerby NPC since he was a child, in his opinion, life should be like this, eat and drink, be happy, and occasionally go out to have a dash, isn't it good?

But what does that mean?

When a man sits at home, woe comes from heaven?

No, it doesn't stop there.

Because for Zhou You, it is he who sits at home......

Then I saw a huge meteorite fall from the sky......

Well, that's where the story begins - how do you say that?

Oh yes, the gears of fate are starting to spin again.

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Consciousness slowly woke up from the darkness, and the confused mind revived layer by layer, the tearing pain stimulated the nerves, but the eyes became heavier and heavier, as if hanging a thousand pounds of iron pendant, no matter how hard they tried, they couldn't open the slightest bit.

"I... Where is this? "Although my vision has not yet recovered and my body cannot move, my mind has gradually thawed, and Zhou You has slightly regained the ability to think." What's going on? I remember—"

Huge rocks falling from the sky...... Flames that spread like purgatory...... The screams and wails that began and ended in an instant...... And then there'......

The sudden change of scenery, the blood that flew like a fountain, and the body that was broken to the point of indescribable.

"By the way, I was crushed to death by a meteorite." Recalling the scene in his last memory, Zhou You gradually understood the current situation.

There was no fear, no panic, and the only thing worth mentioning for Zhou You was this extraordinary ability to adapt - so even if he was sure that he was dead, he could still think as if it was none of his business.

A glimmer of light gradually shone in his heavy eyes, and some chaotic words could be heard in his silent ears.

According to Zhou You's judgment, the way of speaking was strange and strange, and probably did not belong to any of the languages on earth.

- Although he hadn't heard of any of them......

"I'm here... Crossed? "I have read a lot of online articles when I was bored, and as soon as I found out the situation I am in, I immediately thought of the very common routines of X point, X Xiang, X world, and X Hengzhong.

Then a surprise mixed with absurd feelings arose spontaneously from the heart.

But what happens next?

As soon as he opened his eyes, he found a beautiful young woman holding him, and a tower-like strong man next to him looked at him with surprise, and then said, "This is my son of Long, Long Aotian?" ”

I still opened my eyes and saw a butler's outfit kicking and beating himself dissatisfied, and at the same time annoying sarcasm. "You are no longer the eldest young master of the Bai family, get up and work, today is a good day for the master to return!"

Or was he divorced by a certain eldest lady, and the young man who practiced the waste wood exercise committed suicide under all his thoughts, and then was taken advantage of by the wandering spirit's self?

The developments that I like to see pass through my mind one after another, and the light that penetrates through the gaps between my eyelids becomes brighter and brighter, and Zhou You struggles against the heavy eyelids driven by the surging mood, and finally opens his eyes that have been closed for a long time under the sudden and strong explosion at the end.

What catches my eye is-

Unknown ceiling - well, that's normal.

A tall, but filthy man, with a dirty apron tied around his waist, and a fleshy face - a bit unexpected, but there is also this kind of reincarnation into a poor family in the online text.

Knives dangling all around, stained with blood, entrails, and walls of beastly limbs - it seems that this cheap 'father' is either a cook or a butcher, but anyway, this is within acceptable range.

Finally, there was the boiling water beside him, the sharpened bloodletting knife, and the self in a wonderful posture, his hooves clenched together, tied to a stick with a thick hemp rope.

Well, that's right...

Wait!!!!!!!

Looking at the scene far beyond his comprehension, Zhou You, who was terrified and frightened, hurriedly turned his gaze back and glanced at himself with great effort.

White chubby body,

Pink and tender skin,

Fat limbs,

There is also a small belly that can see that the nutritional status is very good,

And...... What humans absolutely cannot have, obviously belongs to some kind of ..... hooves that can snort and snort, and are neither valuable nor cherished.

Then he looked at the reflection on the knife surface nearby.

Zhou You finally confirmed that he was full of surprise and even horror, and he became a pig.

It's still to be slaughtered.

"Damn, we've become a pig!"

Under extreme fear, Zhou You tore open his throat and let out the screams, and prayed extremely that the butcher next to him could find the abnormality in his words-

However, of course, it was not that the strong man turned a deaf ear to Zhou You's screams—even if he didn't understand the language, a pig's sudden speech was enough to attract attention—but when Zhou You cried for help, his voice had already turned into an extremely high-pitched and meaningless pig cry.

Overall, it feels more and more like an animal waiting to be slaughtered.......

At this moment, the butcher on the side seemed to be finally ready, and saw this filthy giant man striding towards the circle with a sharp knife in his hand, with a face that was so numb that he had long been accustomed to it.

Death is approaching......

The blade was raised in front of his eyes, no matter how miserable he howled, no one took pity on him, and no matter how much he struggled, he could not break free from the thick hemp rope that was bound with several knots.

The cold light flickered......

O Mother of Heaven, your son, I swear that I will never believe in those time-traveling novels again in my life-

The blade fell......

Blood splatters, screams come to an abrupt end - that's the end of the story?

"How is it possible, this is not a certain dust X, how can there be a situation of dead pig's feet in the opening."

Just when he closed his eyes and waited for death, and even seemed to have the strange illusion of 'the whole book is finished' in his mind, a sentence suddenly came from a sentence in Chinese.

But the tone is extremely funny, ironic, like a clown in a theater, full of absurdity and grotesqueness.

As soon as you listen to it, you can instantly understand the madness.