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Or rather..... Approximately human creatures.

Covered in red fruits, with a large physique, well-proportioned muscles, and an oversized mosaic hanging from the lower body.

That's right, it's Mosaic.

- Under his crotch, the masculine features disappeared without a trace, and were replaced by a bunch of small colorful squares.

Of course, this is not the point either, the point is which man's face.

Is it ordinary, handsome, ugly, lewd?

No, it wasn't, but it wasn't a monster's face - it was recognizable, and its appearance was incomparable, but if you thought about it, you could feel that the man's face instantly dissipated into a blur in his mind.

Even if it's right in front of you.

"Ahem!" The indescribable naked man coughed lightly, recalling Zhou You's thoughts.

And someone came back to his senses at this moment, and hurriedly looked around in a daze-

The blade was still clinging to his neck, and his skin could even feel the touch of steel.

The boiling water was still boiling hot, and the steam filled the air.

The butcher's ugly face was still hideous, and the sweat of the bean was mixed with the dirty dust, and it was clear on his face.

But all of this, at this moment, has tended to be static.

It's like a movie that has been paused by someone, and everything is stuck in this moment.

The blade rests on the skin, the steam condenses in mid-air, and the sweat seems to be frozen, neither flowing nor falling.

"It's ...... Time stopped? Zhou You, who was too frightened, looked at this scene like a science fiction movie, and muttered to himself with blank eyes.

――Under the unimaginable stimulus, even he didn't notice it, and at some point, his voice had changed back to human.

"How is it possible, the difficult behavior of manipulating time has not even been done by those supreme beings, and how can my small salesman realize it." The guy across from him replied with a chuckle. "It's just a temporary freeze of this area using your power, and it's not a big achievement, so you don't have to make a fuss."

The unspeakable fellow, let's call it a naked man, clapped his hands vigorously, and with that high-pitched, piercing voice once again recalled Zhou You's thoughts. "But don't worry about the minutiae now, my time is precious, so let's get down to business - for example...... What to do with you now. ”

And then someone immediately recalls his situation.

1. Turned into a pig himself.

2, next to a butcher.

3. In short, I am about to be done.

"Help, ahh!!!h

"Stop!"

The screams came to an abrupt end.

The naked man held out a finger - and then someone was like a duck choked by the throat, no matter how hard he tried, he could no longer make even the slightest sound.

"Why is everyone like this, if you don't bother me, can't you calm down?" The naked man craned his neck and covered his forehead helplessly. "That's it! Shut up and listen to me, according to our arrangement, you should have traveled to a fairy plane, but due to my mistake... No, it definitely has nothing to do with me, it's your individual situation that is quite special, so when the soul is transferred, there is nothing more than that... Big mistakes, no small mistakes, lead you into the turbulence of time and space, and finally make you like this- you understand? ”

- I know you're a big-headed ghost!

The banned person shook his head violently.

"Well, it doesn't matter if you understand it or not." The naked man decisively ignored Zhou You's own opinion. "You only need to understand one thing, this mistake has been discovered by my boss, and if I don't handle it well, it is easy to be deducted from the salary of the old virgin who can't find a boyfriend..."

The words like a machine gun stopped suddenly, and Zhou You suddenly found that the naked man, who had been extremely impatient since his appearance, suddenly widened his eyes, and then immediately after-

A thunderbolt as thick as a bucket slashed down from the sky.

The extremely bright light lasted for more than ten seconds, and when Zhou You laboriously opened his eyes, he found that the naked man opposite had been electrocuted to pitch black, and the whole person was like a piece of burnt coke.

Even the air is filled with a subtle smell of meat......

"Ahem, ahem......" The naked man puffed out a puff of black smoke from his mouth. Mistake, I didn't expect to be monitored here, that overreacted bastard......"

For some reason, the nameless who was still alive - and even alive wiped his face vigorously, and rubbed a piece of flesh that had been completely pasted off. "All in all, if I don't handle you well, I'm going to be miserable, like I was just now, now you understand?"

There was still a violent shaking of the head, but this time it was even a little frightened - after all, not many people could still maintain the same mood after witnessing the thunder smashing the living people.

"Still don't understand? Hey, I can't help it, that's why I hate you lowly creatures. "In just a few moments, the naked man has already peeled off most of the scorched skin on his body—and below it is not the bright red flesh and blood that Zhou You imagined, but the same bronzed skin as before." Listen clearly, I will give you two choices now, and you can think carefully about how to make a decision. “

The molted guy on the other side raised an index finger. "1, let's say goodbye, I'll admit it myself, go back and write a review to accept the punishment, so that the 10,000-year-old ...... The bastard had a good laugh, but because it wasn't too much, it wasn't too bad. “

"That...... Excuse me. At the same time as the thunder struck, Zhou You, who had already recovered his language ability, hesitated for a long time, and finally couldn't help but open his mouth. What would happen if I chose the first one you said? Is it to be sent back to Earth......

"Of course-" In front of Zhou You's expectant eyes, the naked man made a long note with a very wicked taste. "No, it won't."

After appreciating someone's stunned expression like a scream, the guy on the other side with an equally bad personality and tone continued. "Now that I've been punished, why should I bother with this? You can be slaughtered here and die honestly, or I will miss you a little when I eat pork in the future, so are you..."

"Needless to say, I'll pick the second one."

This is someone's voice after listening to the explanation, and it is extremely confirmed in an instant, and even categorical.

"Really? What a pity. The naked man, who had no pity on his face, shrugged his shoulders. The second option is that I happen to have cannon fodder in my hands, no, it is an informal human resources recruitment contract, and it just happens that there is a shortage of good talents like you who can send you to death and take the blame, so as long as you sign a contract, you belong to your own people, and the mistakes I made will naturally be erased, what? Boy, do you want to sign a contract with me and become a magician...... Temporary workers? “

Looking at the naked man with a sunny face, so much so that he looked more and more like a certain white-haired and red-eyed cat-like creature, he felt the touch of the blade near his lower neck, and in fact, someone who had no choice at all could only grit his teeth and say with tears streaming down his face. "Where is the contract? I...... Sign! “