"Purple ~ purple jade hairpin! Give us the purple jade hairpin! Instead of enjoying the "feast" right away, the ghosts made a strange request.

The "big dinner" felt a lot of pressure. Wu Ding hurriedly said, "What do they want?" What a jade hairpin! It's not fatal, hand it over quickly! ”

"I didn't! How can I have a hairpin on my man's body! Li Kui said that as a normal male, wood has this kind of thing.

Saying that, Wu Ding and Li Kui couldn't help but set their eyes on the only woman, Cao Yu'er. Cao Yuer didn't even want to say anything, first, she was afraid, and secondly, she felt that these two goods didn't have long eyes, so she stretched out her arms and gestured - the lower body was a close-fitting short skirt, the upper body was a light shirt, and it was cool and eye-catching, and there were no pockets, so naturally nothing could fit it. Anyway, she was very calm, Wu Ding couldn't help but think of it.

"Don't hand it over! Then die! "Intelligence and patience seem to have gone with life, and the ghosts let out a terrible roar and are ready to go....

"Do it!" Wu Ding shouted, although he didn't think it was useful to resist, but he had to struggle at the end of the day, so that at least he would die with more dignity...... Well, maybe~!

Li Kui is a careful person, and carefulness as an all-round quality is not only reflected in eating, so before Wu Ding's words fell, Li Kui had already taken off a number of "weapons" from the wall - "Frost Sorrow", "Windranger's Bow" and two "guns", AK47 and AWP.

Wu Ding's face was already covered with black lines...... If this pile of stuff is genuine, it won't be said, and the "god" will dare to kill you, this kind of little ghost who doesn't seem to be very high-grade must be a knife and a super god in an instant, but this is all a model! Those two spears are still barren plastic, and even the burning sticks are not as good as wood! And he held the "Windranger's Bow" and stuffed the "Frost Sorrow" into my hand, and then looked at me to see what the ghost meant? "Melee meat shield resists, long-range sell death output"? Please, big brother, we're not fighting bosses! Let's play more online! Besides, can that "magic bow" with a piece of wood and a leather rope really shoot arrows?

Although Wu Ding's inner barrage has broken through the sky, there is nothing to be done about it. As the saying goes: "People don't fall", and as the saying goes: "Hit people but start first", Wu Ding verified the reliability of the proverb very well, and copied the "Frost Sorrow" to give the mop beauty a volley. "Home run!" Wu Ding shouted in his heart!

Then~ and then MT's hatred instantly maxed - the ghosts in the audience flocked to it as if they had been "ridiculed by the group". Wu Ding's "Frost Sorrow" stabbed left and right, but he was not immediately knocked out. Of course, this is mainly due to the lack of exercise and cooperation of ghost worshippers before their deaths. A group of Internet café otaku who feed on instant noodles, tired network administrators who turn day and night upside down, and old and weak cleaning aunts, the combat effectiveness before and after death is locked in "5", right! And why did the cleaning aunt rush over with a smile, but was knocked down by a network management ghost? Well, the lenses are shattered, and the glasses are still on, but your eyes and the upper half of your face are blurred by the flesh and blood of someone who has cut it with a knife! This residual thought of "not being able to see clearly without glasses" can still be maintained after death, and Wu Ding can only pray that there are no consumption traps in the optical store in hell.

Wu Ding's Musou mode is about to enter the CD - although this pile of ghosts is still as weak as it was when it was alive in addition to its terrifying appearance, the reliability of the saying "two fists are hard to beat four hands" is also unquestionable! Also, does this "Frost Sorrow" made of wood really have combat effectiveness at all? The living person will be in pain for two minutes, and the dead will still be afraid of pain? Didn't you see that beautiful mop flying back again!

Wu Ding is about to be unable to hold on, to be precise, Wu Ding can't hold it anymore, not to mention the wounds on his body, the "cherry mouth" that the beautiful mop specially greets in three ways is unguardable, and the first eunuch of the new century looks like it is about to be born...... It's just that even if he becomes a eunuch, Wu Ding doesn't seem to be able to live for more than two minutes.

At this time, only a few sounds of "whoosh~whoosh~~whoosh" were heard, and Li Kui's "Windranger's Bow" finally became powerful. But where are these arrows going? An arrow hit the corner, well, somewhere, there was an otaku ghost entangled in a bunch of broken chairs and old network cables, although it wouldn't have been able to run away for a while; An arrow was shot at the farthest corner of the wall; The last arrow flew straight out of the window!

"You're kidding me, aren't you? You must be kidding me, aren't you? What the are you kidding me, right? Wu Ding's inner roar was about to condense into bold characters......

"Let's go!" Li Kui pushed the ghost away, pulled Wu Ding up, and rushed to the window—the window where the arrow flew out, followed closely by Cao Yu'er. There is a looming water stain on the ground, well, carbonated drink, the bubbles on the water stain are still slightly bubbling out, looking at the color is cola, it turns out that Li Kui poured a full 350ML bottle of cola on the arrow.

The three of them ran to the window along the water stains, but it was clear that the arrows were shot in a straight line, and the water stains dripping on the ground were all twists and turns. Wu Ding didn't bother to ask, just followed Li Kuichong with his head bored, and the three of them actually jumped out of the window smoothly, and outside the window was no longer the Internet café where the demons danced wildly.

With a crying fork, Wu Ding fell on a fried skewer stall, fortunately, the ghost Internet café is on the third floor~ It is not very high, the fried skewers stall is full of all kinds of skewers, and most of them are vegetarian dishes such as green vegetables, potatoes, mushrooms, lotus roots, etc., which play a good buffering role, Wu Ding actually did not suffer too much damage in the process of falling, well~ In addition to the two strings of chicken skin inserted in the buttocks, a string of vegetarian chickens on the cheeks and the burns from kicking over the oil pot on the feet - you should be glad that although it is the end of summer, Wu Ding didn't wear sandals because he had to run in and out because he signed up, or he was not only burned, but the fried skewers stall could add a new dish "fried hooves".

Li Kui was much better, at least he didn't cause losses to the socialist market economy, and he didn't seem so embarrassed, he just jumped down and broke a small tree...... Of course, due to the wrong way of landing, the waist was properly twisted.

Cao Yu'er was even more fine, because when she rushed out, she fell on Wu Ding half a second late. With this human cushion cushioning, it was unscathed at all, and even the clothes were not soiled. Of course, because there is still some mental damage on the body of a strange man, eh~ Because Wu Ding subconsciously touched the "falling object" in his arms, he was being punched in the chest by Cao Yuer with a small fist......

The three of them struggled to get up, and only after taking a closer look around did they breathe a sigh of relief. Before Wu Ding could pull the bamboo skewer out of his body, the owner of the skewer stall next to him spoke. This guy is wearing a big T-shirt printed with the eye-catching word "string", for fear that others will not see him - the feeling is to use his own identity as a signboard.

"The handsome guy is so interested! Where can you bungee jump upstairs in the middle of the night? You see my stall was knocked over by you, and the whole family eats here! Handsome guy, you have to pay for it! The boss of the string spoke with a smile and "clicked" the joints on his fingers.

"Amount, pay ~ pay, we pay!" Wu Ding said helplessly. I overturned other people's stalls and said that I didn't pay attention to the sky, and I told people that it was a ghost who was scared, and people could still go to the ghost to lose money, and it was probably useless to say it...... It's true that people will think of them as mentally ill. As a standard fat man with a height of 180 cm and a weight of 180 pounds, Wu Ding is nicknamed "one centimeter and one pound", and he is an iron-blooded real man who can run a horse on his shoulders and stand with his fists, although his facial features are quite upright, he is still 108,000 miles away from being handsome, and he can calmly call out "handsome guys" is only a person like the boss who is accustomed to seeing three religions and nine streams, and has tasted the ups and downs.

"Handsome guy. I won't pit you, the vegetables and oil I prepared today cost a total of 400 yuan. Not to mention how much you make by selling, you pay according to my cost, I will treat it as if I didn't go out to do business today and have a day off. Is that good? After all, everyone in the night market is watching, and the boss of the string can't do today's business - most of the skewers are overturned on the ground and dirty, and everyone has eyes, and no one will patronize his business today.

However, Wu Ding and Li Kui went out to surf the Internet, and they didn't have much cash with them, Cao Yuer didn't have any pockets on them, and her bag was still in the Internet café on the 3rd floor...... The three of them barely made up three hundred and eight, and the boss of the string generously said that it was over. The three of them were just about to leave.

"Where to go? The dormitory was not clean, and there was not a dime left on me. Wu Ding said to Li Kui.

"Is your phone still there? I'm used to putting my phone on the table when I'm surfing the Internet......" Li asked rhetorically.

"Well, we're good friends indeed! My habits are the same as you......" Wu Ding said.

Li Kui looked at Wu Ding with an expression of "I have an MMP, I don't know if I should talk about it or not", obviously I've only known each other for a few hours, who is a good friend with you......

"Come back with me! The house I rented was nearby. "It was Cao Yuer who relieved them of the siege.

"Where's your key?" Wu Dingqi said, didn't you just say that you can't hold anything......

"Hmmm~ here" said Cao Yu'er unbuttoned the two buttons of her shirt and took out a red rope with the key hanging on it, and gestured cutely like them.

"White with lace. Size, it should be B. No, it's C. No, it's still B......." Wu Ding muttered as he looked at the looming white rabbit.

Sure enough, Wu Ding was hammered in the chest by a small fist again......

"You say, look, what do you say? Didn't you see me, didn't you see it clearly? Don't you have to watch it now, do you? Li Kui is more able to control himself, and if he doesn't talk nonsense in his mouth, he will naturally not suffer. It seems that the old saying "ten thousand words are better than one silence" still makes sense.

"Thank you for taking it in! Shall we go? You have to deal with the wounds," Wu Ding said, pointing to his bloody face and buttocks...... "Gu left and right, he is a necessary skill for senior officials, and Wu Ding is also very walking.

Cao Yu'er looked at Wu Ding's wounds, and felt very pitiful, thinking that they would always share hardships, so she didn't say anything and took them home.