Chapter 3 The Legendary "Donkey Meat" and the X-Silk Burger
Wu Ding was about to die. The "soul flying away" here is by no means an exaggeration, the ghost aunt behind Wu Ding is rushing towards him with her head rushing back, presumably this strange way of moving ghosts will not be comfortable, so the distance between one person and one ghost is still increasing; However, the beautiful mop that is so lonely that only the head is left is extremely reluctant to Wu Ding, and the mop beauty flies up directly with the momentum of thunderous and thunderous ringing bells, and flies to Wu Ding's head in an instant - presumably these two will not want to chat with him, let alone the soul, and the scum the size of a fingernail cover is estimated to be left.
If a ghost is chasing you, will you look behind you as you run for it? As an abnormal human being who writes "curious baby" and reads "death expert", Wu Ding's answer is undoubtedly "yes", so when Wu Ding glanced back sideways, she saw that it was the beautiful mop that was already in her ear.
If a beautiful woman leans on your ear, looks at you affectionately, and naughtily puffs into your ear, or even stretches out her lovely fragrant tongue to kiss your earlobe gently, I think you will definitely be red-faced, even if there is a hot breath rising from the lower abdomen and then "trembling slightly" - what if this "beauty" is only left with a lonely head?
"Ah~!" Wu Ding let out a deafening exclamation as if he was roaring into the nostrils of the emperor's horse.
The mop beauty is still very gentle, she just gently bit Wu Ding's earlobe, it really "bites"! The piece of tender meat on Wu Ding's earlobe was torn open by her teeth, she chewed it twice and seemed to feel that it tasted bad, and spit it out sideways, but the ghost aunt who followed was not disgusted, opened her mouth wide to catch the piece of meat, and still swallowed it with a smile.
Wu Ding can't scream anymore, half is painful, half frightened, and the most important thing is that it's useless to scream his throat! Wu Ding felt that he was a donkey - the kind of donkey used in the legend of "pouring donkey meat", the four hooves of the live donkey were buried in the soil, and the neck was tied with hemp rope, and a pot of old soup was boiled next to it, and the cook peeled off the donkey skin of which piece of meat the eater wanted, and then used a large spoon to scoop the boiling soup and pour the piece of meat, and then cut it off when the meat was scalded and put it on the table.
It is said that most of the people who eat "pouring donkey meat" do not eat vegetables for the sake of eating, but purely to see how to water the donkey and the donkey's painful face, Wu Ding feels that the motives of these two ghosts are the same, but they can't give up the treatment, so they can only continue to sell their deaths. Fortunately, Wu Ding is a "blessed man", and his earlobes are comparable to Liu Bei during the Three Kingdoms, which can make a mop beauty take a few bites.
Wu Ding ran desperately on the trail, every second seemed like the last second of his life, and the short trail before became extraordinarily long.
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When Wu Ding went to the toilet, Li Kui also saw the takeaway brother - not so much to see it, but to hear it, the takeaway brother's cry of "hamburger ~ chicken leg ~ chicken roll" arrived before his people.
"Two burgers, two chicken thighs. How much? "Li Kui is also a little hungry, since he wants to eat all night, he still has to order food, and it will be uncomfortable to wait until he is hungry at night. Li Kui said as he handed over a 50 yuan bill. Wu Ding's share is also considered Li Kui's treat, could it be that Li Kui let Wu Ding watch it? Being selfish is so obvious that you will have no friends......
"Exactly twenty. You take the money. The takeaway brother handed the food to Li Kui along with the money. Li Kui took it, put it on the table, clicked on the CS game icon and played.
CS, also known as "Counter-Strike", is a popular computer shooter game all over the world at the beginning of this century, players are divided into "Counter Terrorists" (Counter Terrorists) camp and "Terrorists" (Terrorists) camp, on the designated map for multiple rounds of shooting confrontation, and the most direct way to win is to kill, kill all enemy players. This game seems to be very easy to play, just buy a gun and shoot at each other, but if you want to play well, you still need a lot of skills, Li Kui and Wu Ding like to play this game, and Li Kui is a master.
Li Kui entered the local area network in the game, and there was only a Bloodstrike map in it, so Li Kui clicked to join the game and start killing. Bloodstrike, commonly known as Bloodstrike, is a completely connected square basement where the police and robbers can quickly start a battle when they get out of the spawn point, and the terrain is simple and fast-paced, which is just right to pass the time. Hearing different kinds of gunshots, Li Kui seemed to have become a battle-hardened warrior, a big sniper frequently made meritorious contributions, coquettish and unpredictable, and even showed off two difficult techniques such as headshots through walls, and he was a bandit, leading the gang to victory one after another.
Li Kui was in good shape today and played extraordinarily, and he became the first in the game after only three or two games. Li Kui, who had completed another one-on-four feat, shouted excitedly: "One big word, four forks!" 'Cool'! βγ
"It's strange, this kind of Jedi counterattack has no cheers, it's not scientific!" Li Kui thought that this Internet cafΓ© seemed to be too quiet, all that could be heard was the faint sound of tapping the keyboard and mouse, and the continuous screaming, exclamation, cursing and complaining of ordinary Internet cafes could not be heard at all, and it was not like an Internet cafΓ© quietly.
"I'm playing on a local area network, and the other players should be in the Internet cafΓ©, why don't you react at all? No matter, two more! Why hasn't Wu Ding's goods come back yet? Li Kui thought as he continued to kill.
The police players on the other side seemed to be desperate, they didn't even buy big guns, and jumped out one after another to die, constantly sending new achievements for Li Kui's big snipe. Li Kui felt so boring, and was about to quit the game, but found that the corpses that fell under his gun all looked the same - Li Kui's own appearance!
"I must have been dazzled! There are only four cops in this game, and none of them look like mine. Wrong, right, wrong! Li Kui trembled and launched the game, picked up the hamburger on the table, and prepared to eat two bites to suppress the startling.
Peeling off the wrapper of the burger, Li Kui took a big bite into it, and instantly the sweet aroma of the salad dressing filled his mouth, and the crispy lettuce leaves and juicy fried meatloaf contrasted with each other, making people want to swallow their tongues. "This burger is amazing, it's even better than the Kaifeng dish! What kind of meat is this? Stronger than chicken, smoother and more tender than beef", Li Kui thought while chewing reluctantly, carefully distinguishing the deliciousness in his mouth - this year, it is easier to eat delicious foreign fast food than to win the lottery, and Li Kui wants to taste this gift from the dark culinary world.
"How do you have a hair!" Li Kui felt the deep malice ...... this world!
"! The cliff of the night market near the school is 'True Dark Cuisine', which is made by black hearts and sold by black lights! Li Kui enjoyed the consequences of eating too finely, and while spitting out the hamburger in his mouth, he complained about the undisciplined vendors.
"How is this hair~ bent? It can't be a man, is it!! I'll go! "Li Kui took tons of critical damage. Looking at this curved human hair, everyone will associate it with the "X silk" that contemporary young people like to call themselves, let us mourn for poor classmate Li Kui for three minutes - he chewed for a long time......
Thinking that the chef might have done something that would make him feel happy and the plane tremble, so that he would bring such a precious souvenir full of personal characteristics to the food, Li Kui was about to vomit. The takeaway brother is already as thin as a yellow crane, and the angry Li Kui has nowhere to reason, so he can only angrily pick up the realistic version of the X-silk burger and the chicken leg and prepare to send them into the trash bin and the tolerant arms - this burger is so good, and the chicken leg is still better not to eat.
"Where's this chicken leg! Clearly, it is clearly a human ~ human thumb! Li Kui's discovery once again brought him to the brink of collapse, and the breadcrumb-wrapped fried "chicken legs" were exposed. Li Kui thought of the "mysterious meat" with X silk in the hamburger again, and was even more scared, "Go, hurry up!" This is not the right place! Li Kui stood up and inadvertently swept the money on the table againβoh my God! It is clearly a dark banknote with a face value of one billion yuan produced by the "Heaven and Earth Bank"!
"That's right, pretend to go to the toilet ~ pee!" Li Kui stood up calmly, and walked to the direction of the toilet with some urgency, which is also the direction of the bar and the door, which perfectly interprets the self-cultivation of an amateur actor - I'm afraid that few people will endure not going to the toilet, holding themselves back in cold sweat and trembling legs, right?
When Li Kui walked calmly and quickly to the bar, he suddenly turned his head and pounced on the door on the right, only one last step away from escaping!
At this time, a behemoth pounced from his left side and slammed into Li Kui's back with the sound of the howling wind. Then, together with Li Kui, he was entangled on the ground in a tragically twisted posture. Eh, it's Wu Ding who rushed over......
"Let's go! That's not right! The two of them said in unison, and at the same time rushed to the door. Cao Yuer at the bar was eating steamed buns, holding the hand of the plum vegetable button and meat sandwich bun to her mouth, she didn't swallow the bun in her mouth, and a pair of beautiful eyes stared at these two teases - I have to say that the beauty is beautiful no matter what she does.
At that time, the wolf rush when the two fled for their lives, Cao Yuer's surprise and astonishment, and the terrifying ghosts that followed behind them, extreme movement and extreme quiet, horror and beauty were unexpectedly integrated, the world famous paintings are no different, and performance art is nothing more than that, the shocking sense of power is enough to make people unforgettable for a lifetime - of course, several parties will not care about these details, after all, it is still their own little life is expensive!
Wu Ding and Li Kui rushed out of the gate in a hurry, and before they could breathe a sigh of relief, they found that they had passed through the gate and returned to the Internet cafΓ©!
Before the two of them could react, Cao Yuer had already jumped out from behind the bar - the ghost aunt and the beautiful mop were waiting for them with a smile not far away, at this time, everyone knew that they should stand with "people", and those two obviously did not belong to the category of "people".
In an instant, the already gloomy Internet cafΓ© was full of ghosts, and there was no longer a living person from the network administrator, the cleaning aunt, and the students who went online. They gathered together and surrounded the three of them - it seems that this wave of ghosts is going to use "fear" to cook food, just like people are eating "donkey meat".
There is no way to escape, and the lives of the three living people in the Internet cafΓ© are hanging by a thread!