Chapter 8 You boring long-tongued women~ Hmph!
"What's wrong with you girls? Have they all become 'extremely poor students'? Li Dongyang looked at Zhuge Min, who was yawning while playing chess with a pen, and asked. That's right~ These two are stealing chickens in class again, but the two smart people know how to learn a lesson, this is not ~ "playing ugly cards" has become "paper backgammon" - take a blank piece of paper to draw a grid, fight with a pencil, draw a circle on one side, draw a fork on the other, in the era when smartphones were not popular, this special backgammon is also one of the collective memories of the post-80s...... (The author accidentally revealed his age)
"This~ I'll tell you when it's convenient to go back......" Zhuge Min looked at the classmates around him, looking like he wanted to speak and stopped.
"Ha~ha~ha! I see, all the people in your dorm are coming to the big aunt! I've watched it on TV~ This thing will affect each other, um~ contagious, I know a lot, right? "TV fan Li Changgeng is showing off his omnipotence, and he also made an expression of coming to praise me - however~ Isn't talking like this a strong death? And Li Changgeng, what kind of TV are you watching, you haven't learned anything about the world, you dare to say such a sensitive content - and your TV show is so unserious......
"Bang~Bang!" Sure enough~ Li Changgeng was punished as expected, and his head was critted by the textbook "Ma Zhengjing" X2 - don't question why Zhuge Min dared to do it, a public course like "Marxist Political Economy", commonly known as a "big class", one or two hundred people sat in the lecture hall, listened to the lecture in front, and played cards and listened to songs and fell in love in the back~ There are all those who do gods, don't say "Bang ~ Bang" is "Bang ~ Bang ~ Bang" No one may pay attention to it.
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"Anyway~ you girls, everyone yawns like you. Could it really be that Li Changgeng got the right crow's mouth? Li Dongyang whispered to Zhuge Min. Although Li Dongyang is really curious, he at least knows that this kind of question cannot be asked publicly; It just so happened that 5136 practice singing and girls' line dancing were in the garden opposite the college, SO~ While everyone was resting, Li Dongyang pulled Zhuge Min and asked alone.
"Come on your sister's aunt!" Zhuge Min said unhappily. Originally, Zhuge Min and Li Dongyang had a good relationship, don't get me wrong~ It's not a relationship between men and women, it's just that two souls who can play (die) sympathize with each other; Usually the two of them have nothing to do, but they often chat a few words, but Zhuge Min now looks at Li Dongyang and has a feeling of carelessness in making friends......
"Huh? Didn't your aunt come? This is amazing~ Something is wrong! Li Dongyang was influenced by his roommates, and now his thinking is off the line enough. Saying that ~ the appearance of the girls in this archaeology class is unusually high, at least they can be called beautiful, completely subverting the general law of "the face is like a copper mirror, and the body is like a copper tripod" in the mouth of the senior brother......
"Did you go out without taking your medicine? Or did you take the wrong medicine ~ Eat it into a 'brain fragment'? "If it weren't for the fact that there are many people around, I am afraid that others will misunderstand~ Zhuge Min used small fists to teach Li Dongyang to be a man every minute.
"Aren't I concerned about my classmates~ Then you say, what's going on?" Li Dongyang continued to ask while laughing. Li Dongyang also reacted that he was unreliable, regardless of anything else, at least Yan Qian and Liu Ying, who were not in the same dormitory as Zhuge Min, looked very energetic, and Tang Dan, who lived in the same dormitory with Zhuge Min, was also fine, unlike other girls who were full of sleep deprivation - that is to say, the problem must be in Zhuge Min's dormitory......
"That's the case~" Zhuge Min looked around, as if no one was paying attention to this side, and then continued: "You know that there is a ...... in our dormitory"
Zhuge Min's women's dormitory is located in Building 2 and is numbered 2438. 2438 is also a standard 7+1 configuration, with seven archaeology girls plus one Fu Mei majoring in cultural conservation; The girls in the archaeology class are: Zhuge Min, Hu Yuzao, Tang Dan, Guan Hanqing,
Bai Pu, He Qiong and Shi Ying.
On a quiet afternoon in October, the warm sun shines on the people, and the mote that is annoying on weekdays has become particularly amiable - naturally this is an excuse for lazy people not to clean up, so Fu Mei of 2438 took the initiative to pick up the broom and began to sweep the ground. In other words~ When I see the dust in the sun, I feel that the house needs to be cleaned, this kind of quality of a good wife and mother is really a scarce resource - at least throw out the 5136 ticket of the lazy man who has to blame each other for opening the door......
"Bang Dang" ~ Fu Mei, who was sweeping the floor, accidentally touched Tang Dan's bed - both men and women, the school equipped the dormitory with an iron shelf bed of water, without him~ This thing is cheap and solid; The shelf bed naturally won't pity the fragrance and cherish the jade - so the future good wife and mother Fu Mei was holding her knees and screaming pain, SO~ Fu Mei sat on the Tang Dan bed and began to rub her knees.
"Bang ~ bang", Fu Mei, who got up and was about to continue sweeping the floor, inadvertently brought out an envelope from Tang Dan's bed - there was a big peach heart on the envelope, and the unsealed envelope revealed the pale pink letter paper that was folded into the style of "Fang Sheng" inside, and what was written on it didn't seem to need special instructions......
Fu Mei, who consciously caused trouble, immediately prepared to stuff the envelope back to its place - unlike the boys who can talk openly about the girls, most of the girls are still a little reserved - besides, Tang Dan has always been quiet and almost low-key, she will be shy to death if she breaks this secret! However, the world is like flowing water, and after the ruthless polishing of society, no matter how reserved the girl will become strong - a few years later, Wu Ding, when he was telling meat jokes and flirting with girls, but when he was scolded back, he would always sigh faintly: I want to talk about meat jokes to see your shyness on your face, not for the praise of "one more ~ one more" or a more meat joke - please respect the "hooligan" is not right ~ "Wen ruffian" This profession is good! This is not a later story......
"Oh ~ what is it? Take it out and take a look~" It was Hu Yuzao who spoke. This girl is naturally beautiful, but her figure can only be called "petite and exquisite", and she is very atmospheric - this kind of mentality of seeing secrets and must explore the truth, isn't it a lot of gossip......
"It's not okay~ I'll put it back! Tang Dan is such a quiet person, this kind of thing is known to us, and we will definitely be shy......" Fu Mei said as she stuffed the envelope back.
"Ah~! What are you doing??? Tang Dan, who returned to the dormitory, screamed in horror when he saw that his little secret had been discovered.
"I'm sorry ~ I just swept the floor and touched my knee, sat on your bed for a while, and inadvertently brought it out~. I'm really sorry! However, I definitely didn't peek at ......," Fu Menono explained—no matter what you say, after all, you have broken into other people's privacy, and you always want to be sorry.
"Lie! I heard you say at the door, 'Take it out and see.'" You must have seen it, right? Bored!!! Tang Dan exploded emotionally. When people are excited, they are generally irrational, and Tang Dan seems to be no exception - from the time you hear others speak to the time you walk in by yourself, ten seconds at most, not to mention reading the letter, it is impossible to take apart the carefully folded "Fang Sheng......
"You listen to my explanation~ I really ......," Fu Mei hurriedly explained.
"I don't listen~ You guys are peeking!" Tang Dan interrupted Fu Mei's words - looking at the roommates with the expression of the standard version of "you are ruthless, shameless, and vexatious......
"Hmm~ I just said that-I didn't want to see it. Well, I'm talking too much~ I'm sorry. In order to punish myself, I swear: Let me be a boring 'long-tongued woman' after I get married......" Hu Yuzao saw that the atmosphere was not right, and quickly explained. In fact, according to her conscience, Hu Yuzao is still sitting on the bed on her upper bunk, at least five meters away from the letter, unless she has superpowers; And Hu Yuzao's final explanation is quite chic, and the appearance of sticking out his tongue and swearing is quite cute......
"Hehe~ You boring long-tongued women! One day will only talk long and short behind other people's backs - do you still want to be able to get married in the future? I am not worthy of the man who married you blindly! Tang Dan was furious and turned on the map cannon mode.
"Eh~ I didn't do anything!" Zhuge Min, who had been sitting at the table reading a book, was inexplicably lying down.
"Oh~ You're all up! What happened? He Qiong, who had just woken up, was even more inexplicable.
"Hmph~ There are still people pretending to be asleep! Think I can't see it? Immature! Boring and childish!! Tang Dan continued. Shi Ying, Guan Hanqing, and Bai Pu, who haven't woken up yet, can only choose to cry and faint on the bed - this lying gun is really innocent!
"Eh~ This is my mistake alone, and it really has nothing to do with them. I sincerely apologize to you, I really made an unintentional mistake...... "Fu Mei is an honest girl, and she is honestly apologizing repeatedly; I picked out my roommates before I was busy......
"Hehe~ You're a 'good person'! After a while, the innocent women will persuade me again~ Should I pretend to be generous and forgive you? Silence about atrocities is connivance! You people don't have a good thing - you just don't want to see me and Liu Qi together! Tang Dan said angrily, as if he had inadvertently revealed a big secret......
"No~ really not! Ah~ Liu Qi? He's a very ordinary person...... "Fu Mei accidentally told the truth - in fact, her opinion is also the consensus of most people; There is also the skill of "telling the truth" is really not practical, and telling some lies at the right time is actually conducive to the development of life and world peace......
"Jealousy ~ Jealousy of Hongguoguo! You just can't see the good of others! You boring long-tongued women~ Hmph! Tang Dan put down this sentence and rushed out of the door, feeling that he didn't want to stay in the dormitory for a minute.
"What to do? It's all my fault~ Hey! Fu Mei was actually unhappy, but in the end, she could only sigh with self-blame.
"Don't think about it~ You didn't do anything wrong. As for Tang Dan~ slowly persuade her! You're right, Liu Qi is indeed very ordinary......" Zhuge Min comforted Fu Mei in a low voice and lit a stick of incense.
"What do you light incense for? This taste is very good, um~ It smells good, it's the smell of roses! Hu Yuzao looked at Zhuge Min and asked curiously,
"The fragrance not only smells good, but also has a somewhat calming effect. I hope Tang Dan can calm down for a while......" Zhuge Min said faintly.
However~ no one thought about what kind of turn this thing would take......