Chapter 7 Dumping Trash into Your Ears? I'll pour it for you!
"Do you think ~uh~ you will have a special feeling when you see a beautiful girl recently?" Li Dongyang whispered to Ji Yun.
"Feeling special? What exactly are you referring to? Ji Yun asked Li Dongyang rhetorically.
"It's—" Li Dongyang was interrupted as soon as he spoke.
"No~ I see that the beautiful girl is still the same as before, I am very happy and happy!" Wu Ding came over and took the initiative to join the conversation - 5136 and his party are ready to find a place to practice singing, practicing singing in the dormitory? The aunt in charge of the society is not deaf, and besides, she will definitely be sprayed for disturbing the people, so let's go out and practice singing - I don't want to look for a circle and go to the small garden opposite the college~ This is where I worshiped Confucius before......
"Why are you everywhere~ Who the hell asked you?" Li Dongyang glanced at Wu Ding unhappily.
"I said that you guys are mysterious, and you are talking about girls here~ No wonder! That's it! A handsome guy with a delicate appearance and fair complexion walked over as he spoke, it was Liu Qi from the cultural protection class. If Wang Zhe is the peak of 5136 appearance, this is the peak of level 03 appearance - although it is self-appointed~ But to be honest, Liu Qi does look a little bit fresh meat, and he is more popular with girls.
"Hey~ Big brother, lustful Mu Shaoai, human nature. We're just saying what's wrong with the girl~ What's in your way? Why didn't you pursue it? Ji Yun went up to talk to him, after all, he was all from the civil protection - but although he was in the same class as Liu Qi, Ji Yun obviously had a better relationship with his roommates, so he didn't take the initiative to go up and come back.
"Say girl~ Hehe, coercion can only be said, after a mouthful of addiction, handsome guys like me are actively pursued by beautiful women. That's it, but can you stop raping my ear, huh? Liu Qi shook his head narcissistically, just keep long hair~ What the hell is it to highlight a handful of grape purple hair...... As he spoke, Liu Qi pointed to Wang Zhe's MP3, which was playing "Scarborough Market" at maximum volume.
"Don't you like this song? It's very nice~" Wu Ding said with a little puzzlement.
"Hmm~ The song is a good song, but it's a pity that it's ruined by this inferior equipment - listening to music with a sound sound lower than 5.1 Dolby channel is like throwing garbage out of your ears. You pour garbage into your ears, I don't object, please don't insist on pouring garbage into my ears~ garbage! Liu Qi's disgusted eyes and the expression of "I'm not targeting anyone, I just want to say that everyone here is garbage" ignited the anger of 5136 people - especially Wang Zhe, what's wrong with listening to songs with MP3? This MP3 was bought by Wang's father for Wang Zhe from the largest Zhenguan Mall in Xianshi, and it cost more than 1,000 yuan, and the living expenses of ordinary college students in 03 were only three or four hundred per month! Also, is the last word "garbage" really MP3, which is very suspicious......
Adhering to the 5136 iron law of "try not to quarrel if you can fight, and try not to say if you can scold", you are already gearing up to do it - no wonder 5136 will be called the most Jianghu dormitory, although Liu Qi does have a good hand of hatred, and he should be beaten.
"What? You still want to have a discussion with me, hehe~ Regardless of whether I am a black belt in taekwondo; It's right next to the academy, believe it or not, I'm shouting out a bunch of teachers? Liu Qi pursed his lips disdainfully. In fact, Liu Qi is still a little scared, after all, two fists are difficult to beat four hands, let alone sixteen hands - Wu Ding, Li Dongyang are big bluffs, Xie An, Li Changgeng, and Tashi are all tendons, only Wang Zhe, Ma Sanbao and Ji Yun seem to be agile players, and he has to kneel when two or three people come on the court, let alone eight. In desperation, Liu Qi had no choice but to sacrifice the ultimate magic weapon to "sue the teacher......
Liu Qi is right, if you do it in this situation, it is indeed not so convenient - but looking at this thing so much, if he doesn't clean it up, he feels that his life is not complete. It was still the clear-minded Wu Ding who broke the deadlock: "Sanbao, let's have a shot of "It's Better to Dance"!" The waves are up~ We will dance with you! ”。
"Consang Amida, Music!" Saying that, Wu Ding pulled Li Dongyang to block the way and began to twist. He can't beat you with his meow, and he can't disgust you, let alone shout teacher~ You just called a team of policemen, and you can't control us singing and dancing - or the aunts who dance square dances should be sentenced!
Wang Zhe was very cooperative and played the song with MP3. Under the urging of everyone's eyes, Sam Bao began his soul-stirring song and dance, so:
"What are you talking about, I'm very vague - ah~ah~ ah, my ears are pregnant......" As soon as Sanbao's singing voice entered his soul, Liu Qi instantly felt that his eyes began to blur, it was a mistake to come here, a huge mistake.
"The whole world ~ the whole world, what is needed is speed - I was wrong ~ Please, let me go!" Liu Qi already has the feeling that he is about to leave this world~ and is leaving at a faster and faster speed......
"It's better to dance, it's better to dance than to chat, make yourself feel comfortable - I can't help it, cough cough ~ vomit ~ " Liu Qi's ears were indeed nourished by high-end audio, and he vomited without listening to two sentences. Not to mention that Liu Qi is uncomfortable, except for Sanbao, the other brothers are also very uncomfortable - this kind of big move that hurts a thousand enemies and damages eight hundred self really has an amazing power comparable to a weapon of mass destruction, and Wu Ding even thought about encountering any demons and monsters, and asked Sanbao to sing a song......
"Keep dancing~ It's better to dance than to fall in love - Mom, I see heaven, and there are angels dancing......" Liu Qi has already had a nervous breakdown, what is wrong with heaven is an illusion; It's true that the dancing is true, Ma Sanbao is dancing, and the people who dance are almost out of heartbeat, this kind of angel is the angel of death......
"It's okay~ It's okay, it's almost done. Since he sincerely repented, let us be merciful and forgive him. If he continues to sing, he will really go crazy...... Besides, what's the fun of whipping corpses? If he dares to be Ning Ci in the future, give him another time! Wu Ding's fat face became particularly amiable in Liu Qi's eyes. In fact, Wu Ding himself couldn't hold it anymore, although he had known Sanbao for more than a month, his resistance to this kind of natural disaster-level spiritual pollution was still very limited.
When the others heard this, they quickly gave way ~ and quickly blocked Sambo's mouth. Others sing for money, and Sambo sings for death - or indiscriminately wants everyone's life!
"Okay~ Let's continue, shall we? Now no one is interfering, ha~ha~ha" Wu Ding looked at Liu Qi, who was staggering and eager to climb back, and smiled - the fat on his face was shocked......
"Hey! Wait~ Let me slow down! I'm actually dying......" Wang Zhe sat on a bench in the garden and sighed faintly.
"I'll just say~ What song do you have to sing? It's not the first day you've met the Three Jewels! In case Sanbao can't control it, he will also come to such a hand on the orientation night of the academy~ Are you sure that our academy will not be disbanded? We are young and have a good physique, and we have known the Three Jewels for a long time, so we can barely stand, or - those older seniors, especially middle-aged teachers and professors, can really withstand the Sanskrit sound of the Three Jewels? "Tashi is a real person who has a heartfelt love for all life.
"It's okay~ I've thought about it a long time ago - just let the three treasures symbolically perform, and there is wood in lip-pin singing~ There is wood in moving the mouth without making a sound!" Wu Ding put on a posture of "everything is under control" and sneered.
"What's wrong with me singing? I sing very well~! I'll sing it every day from now on! Until you really fall in love with my song, beg me to sing it!! Ma Sanbao said extremely unhappily - this person actually has extraordinary confidence in his talent, but this honey confidence is really too confident......
Tashi and Xie An already wanted to go up and hammer him - if this crooked trend was not stopped at the beginning, wouldn't everyone's ears be pregnant every day in the future? No~ Such a life full of pain, it is estimated that no one has the courage to live......
"Huh! Don't worry~ Three Jewels, do you know the power of crossing Jesus~ Huh? We are now freshmen, and there are more than three years to graduate, except for winter and summer vacations, we have at least more than 200 days together every year ~ a thousand times to cross Jesus! If you don't think it matters, just give it a try!! I guarantee with moderation, you will definitely understand what it means ~ regret should not be in the beginning! Or ~ should we try to glue your mouth with a 502? Wu Ding stopped Tashi and Xie An - you have to be a good person, and it is always right to salute before you are a soldier. Under Wu Ding's undisciplined persuasion, Ma Sanbao seemed to have no choice but to give in, and then try to kill Wu Ding with his eyes—the kind that Ling Chi executed. And ~ Do people like Wu Ding have such a thing as discipline? It's really hard to say......
"It's weird! Liu Qi is a soft egg that people actually like? Isn't it just that there are a few stinky money in the family, and they look a little handsome! Li Dongyang sat next to Wang Zhe and began to complain daily - is this the legendary "Dafa of Gaze Shifting" - if Ma Sanbao didn't look at Wu Ding like this, he always felt that he would change his name to Jiajue; Although Wu Ding said this a bit exaggerated, but always for the sake of everyone's future and well-being, Li Dongyang still decided to pull him.
"Please! Although this guy is unpleasant to look at, but Qian and handsome are enough to attract women, okay? Besides, which of these two can you get your hands on? But ~ you say someone likes him, who is it? "It's rare to have the opportunity to complain about Li Dongyang, Wang Zhe naturally can't let go, but Wang Zhe's gossip soul is also burning, so he still hasn't forgotten the gossip......
"Hi~ It's Tang Dan" Li Dongyang has just experienced serious mental pollution, and he is recuperating his blood, but he really doesn't have the strength to squirt back, which is rare for Wang Zhe to take advantage of.
"It's her~" Wu Ding responded with understanding. Tang Dan is a girl in the archaeology class, she usually looks quiet and quiet, and she looks quite delicate, but she didn't expect her vision to be so poor - Liu Qi's personality is relatively unpopular, and the taste of a girl who can like this product is really not ordinary......