Lolita was silent for a moment, without saying a word into the car, not much to say about it, I hurriedly followed the back into the back to sit down, the horse fluttered and ignited, the car clicked and rushed out, only to listen to the wind on both sides of the whine, not long before the kung fu appeared in front of a faintly visible city, on the book in large characters 'Xudu City', the number 9527 is marked in white on a black background. Pen × fun × Pavilion www. ｂｉｑｕｇｅ。 ｉｎｆｏ

Entering from the city gate, the car immediately drove on the spacious streets, here and I imagined that it was completely different, all kinds of blue and green light sources illuminated the city brighter than the outside I don't know how many times, looking at the same time as the capital at the time of the haze and sandstorm, I immediately germinated the wish of dying in Kyoto - not for anything else, just to die after the death of the underworld without environmental obstacles, no water and soil not to adapt to it!

The buildings on the street are all kinds of colors, from the archway of Qin bricks and Han tiles to the dozens of floors of the trouser building, the whole ancient and modern are combined, of course, the ghost on the side of the road is the same, cloth and silk robes to suits and leather shoes, in fact, there is not much difference from the world, I have gone to see a cosplay before, there is no strangeness, but the most lamenting thing is the traffic of people, we have not been congested all the way, and it is said that there is no limit.

The only fly in the ointment is that the color is relatively monotonous, a cold color plus black and white, and then there is just a little red, like a firefly butt, I took a closer look and found that it was a shop that sold mobile phones - a huge pattern was painted on the bottom of the black signboard, looking at the live flattened bean paste stuffed buns, the stuffing was trampled on the ground.

The following is written in seven or eight kinds of characters such as simplified, traditional, and seal script: persimmon mobile phone monopoly.

Lolixi's mood was obviously very low, and her voice was a little low when she spoke: "Lean on, I'll take him to look at his phone." ”

"What are you looking at your phone for?" I think I'm suffering from secondary two syndrome, and I don't understand anything and have to ask about everything, which is worse than Grandma Liu's entry into the Grand View Garden - she won't deliberately make me lose face and then play something shameful and brave: "Can this be brought back?" ”

She shook her head slightly: "I can't take it back, but if you buy a mobile phone of the same model in Yangjian, the Difu mobile phone can be attached to it, and you can communicate directly with us at that time... We can't run up and down every time just to bring a sentence, in the information age, communication must have no borders. ”

Me: "...... How about you put a tongue on my ear? ”

I was actually quite panicked, racking my brains to figure out what to do so that no one could see that it was the first time I visited the Difu store, and I entered the store with my left foot or my right foot.

Is the gaze as pale or tearful?

How do you say that you are nervous and want to go to the toilet in the middle of shopping?

When you go shopping, will you close your eyes and look cultured?

Is it better to have a melancholy or deep expression?

If I don't speak, will someone post that I'm cold?

What if people say I'm showing off my wealth?

…… I'm so nervous!

Follow Lolita to the door,Ma fluttered and locked the car and followed,The two pale faces of the door immediately shouted this 'welcome' and bowed to us - with my experience in the past few years of work,The tall girl on the left must be a novice,So it looks very nervous,The right is an old employee,You see,People can see at a glance that Lolitis is our leader here,So when you bow, your body is deviated 30 degrees straight to her,Which is like a tall man who is straight to the street casually lying down.,It's still big., The dignitaries have to bend their waists......

The after-effects of the tall girl's overexertion were immediately apparent—she had her head out.

The head of the person slammed into the cement pier on the side of the street, gurgling and turning twice, and the remaining half of the brainless body bowed to us vigorously, the blood cavity poked my face two inches, and the head was seven or eight meters apart and stuck out his tongue to come over, and his mouth was still apologizing: "I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm new, I definitely don't want to smash you......"

"Oh, don't apologize, go pick up your head," the veteran shouted without squinting, and then began to smile at us: "Guest, please come in, let me introduce you..."

All kinds of ghosts passing by on the street seem to be commonplace about this, and they don't have any reaction, but they deliberately avoid it when they go out to pick up their heads, and I guess I'm the only one who reacts more on the whole street... I was cold, and I rushed to follow Lorixi, and I didn't dare to leave her three feet away.

The novice female greeter immediately picked up her head.

This is not surprising, the real surprise has to be when I see it, that jump frightened me directly circled, pointing to the mobile phone on the counter excited: "This, this is Apple?" ”

Of course, you can also understand that I was scared when I thought of the price of the Apple mobile phone in the sun.

"Yes, this is the same as Apple," Ma Pu Teng didn't wait for the sales introduction, and explained to me himself: "We have a newer model here than yours, you are only 6S, we are almost 70S, after all, Jobs died in the underworld, so the difference is not big." ”

I pointed to the sign outside, "And what does that mean?" Is Mao a bun to step on? ”

"Persimmon!" Lolita opened her mouth: "Like Yangjian, Jobs originally wanted to use a bite of the persimmon as a mark, but he forgot about our people's feelings here - the persimmon was too ripe, and it collapsed directly after taking a bite." ”

With the help of sales, we finally found the old model I can use in the inventory, which is now called 5S6S, I just need to go back and get the same one to take it down, and the two mobile phones are attached as soon as they are closed, but I am still worried, you said that you bought me the yang world What should I do!

I only have sixty-two dollars in my pocket......

I didn't mention this, because I'm not sure what will happen if I meet Aunt Hei now, and I also need to face the risk of Lorixi changing her face at any time, so I let her give her mobile phone down, ready to take a step at a time.

When I came out, I looked at the side of the street, there are a lot of all kinds of famous halls - there are shops that change heads and arms, if you are missing arms and legs when you die, you can choose a new one, the name is 'China's good body'; there is also a coffin board specializing in 'coffin man I want', next to the advertisement, 'I heard, the new coffin on a rainy day is more suitable for you'; in addition, there are also haunted houses, dreams, professional grimaces... All kinds of things, decent and yang are completely the same!

The car drove over the street in a hurry, did not stop for a moment, turned a corner of the street, Ma Puteng probably knew that I was also the first time to come to Xudu 9527, and introduced me very attentively: "This brother, turn this corner to our yamen, you remember, No. 1 Retribution Street, next time you come to take a taxi, you directly report the address..."

Before I finished speaking, I suddenly saw the front of the car flash, and suddenly fell from the sky, and smashed on the front cover of the car, I screamed before I could exit, and the guy swished through - I turned my head to look, and then I saw that after the car drove over, he swayed on the ground and got up with a broken head, shook around and climbed on the ground and pouted his ass high, buckle the cord and play performance art...

The ghost of the fall to death has not touched the two, the street bar rushed out of the two little ghosts, and then climbed the street to go up, after a period of you fight for me, one of the little ghosts happily handed the thing to the ghost of the falling, the guy took the melon seeds into the brain, and then turned around.

Hey, this face! A pot of mashed potatoes with two quail eggs and that's it! For a long time, the two little ghosts are helping to find eyeballs?!

Sure enough, I heard a little ghost start to play, and sang: "I picked up two eyes on the side of the road and handed them to the owner's uncle, who took the eyes and pretended to be ...... in the eye sockets."

The other is complaining: "It's all your fault, it's all you, and I don't share it, how can I write this diary..."

Seeing that the education of people is very good, and the little ghosts are all conscious, it is much better than our old man and old lady falling on the street and no one cares about it - but then again, if we can fall into the mud and move again, everyone is afraid that it will not be like this.

"Wipe your sweat, look at your virtue, shame!" After Luo Lixi bought the mobile phone, she felt a little better, and her mood was obviously higher, and she handed me a piece of paper: "Tell you, it used to be a suicide square, and this circle is a place where addicted ghosts toss, and there are people who jump off the building and hang their wrists... I'll give you a reminder first, don't look like you've never seen the world at that time! ”

"What kind of addiction do you think?" I was dizzy when I heard this, and I wiped my face paper directly on my tongue: "Is there anything high in the underworld?" ”

Little Lori coughed, and crossed her legs in an old-fashioned manner, probably trying to pretend to be serious, but the momentum of the pacifier from her mouth was gone:

"When people encounter key and important things, no matter what they did at the time, how well they did it, but when they look back, they will always think about it again and again, and they will feel that they have not done it perfectly - ghosts are the same, suicide is such an important thing, and there will always be some regrets after death, such as cutting the wrist when the knife did not go straight, when jumping off the building, it should shout 'Cuihua I love you' and shouted 'Cuiahah~Flowerah', and the tongue was not spit out enough when I hanged myself postmodern... Anyway, after I die, I think about it, and then I keep dying and dying, and I get addicted to it after a long time, and I don't feel like it's fun to be a ghost if I don't die three or five times a day! ”

I could hear it, and then I realized that the taste in my mouth was wrong, and when I saw that it was a piece of yellow table paper on the grave, I quickly vomited: "This is a disease, it must be cured!" ”

"A must! And this situation is not only for us 9527, but also for all the city-states of Xudu, and it has become a social problem," Xiao Lori put the pacifier back into her mouth, "By the way, there is a dish in the whole banquet of gods and ghosts that cures this, and the first thing to do when opening a restaurant is to get it out - solve this matter for me, and our restaurant will be the first shot!" ”

"Really?" My eyes lit up instantly: "Name name!" ……”

"Wallgrass."

I asked seriously, "Is grass a noun or a verb?" ”

(PS: - The first dish of the gods and ghosts is the wallgrass, and the second course is ...... Guess? ）