After driving for a few minutes, the car pulled over and parked outside the wall of a high-walled wide gate, the appearance was similar to the yamen in ancient times, two pillars were erected under the steps, and there were two pillars on both sides of the gate that were tied to the horse, and there was a black bull with five big and three thick standing at the door, wearing a heavy helmet and being magnificent, not to mention anything else, the pectoralis muscles alone could compare with eighty percent of the girls in our school. Pen, fun, pavilion www. biquge。 info

When we parked at the door, the black bull ignored it, it should not be a parking fee, but the little Lori was different when she came, he instantly stepped over from the top three or two steps, and his eyes and tone were full of affection: "Oh, you're back!" ”

Of course, when I got out of the car, he glanced at it by the way, and his eyes were similar to when my mother went to the market to buy vegetables - whether you are good or bad, first roll your eyes, and then pout, these two tricks can be skillfully used to let 50% of the small traders and vendors know that you are an expert, and there are many unnecessary steps to shout and shout.

"Well, Uncle Niu, why should this person next to me be our own person in the future, why bother," Lolita pointed at me to let him see clearly: "Is Aunt Hei here?" "Lord Black Butler is in the house," Niu Zhen greeted Lori Xi and looked at me, and then rushed to the door and the horse behind our buttocks fluttered and shouted: "Tie up, bundle up, don't you know that the forecast is windy today?" ”

The horse fluttered and hurriedly ran back, and skillfully pulled a rope from the front of the car to tie it to the horse stake, "Blame me, forget about it." ”

Walking to the door, Luo Lixi turned around and said lightly: "Uncle Niu and Uncle Ma, don't accompany me when you see Aunt Hei, let's keep the door watched, no matter how we say that we are also here in the Yama Palace, and I will find a way to solve the matter of money, your money will be kept to support the family and children, I... I'm sorry that I didn't pay my salary, and I will never ask for your money. ”

She said in a resolute tone and left, it should have been made up in the car, I hurriedly followed behind, and only took two steps before I heard the big black bull behind scream: "How did you know about this matter?" Horse fluttering, did you say that you are out of your mouth? ”

"What do you say?" Ma Plop replied weakly: "As far as we know, isn't it nonsense for you to ask?" ”

"I'm going to beat you up idiot who doesn't keep the door open..."

Entering the gate is the main hall of Yama, looking similar to a wedding banquet hall, wide and large and high, it is not difficult to get a small third floor point next to it, in the middle is a huge table, the things on it are more complete than the costume play, shocking wood, tokens, pen, ink, paper, inkstone, etc... It's just that I didn't see clearly that the little Lori had turned around and went out through the side door.,I didn't know where I was alive and dared to delay.,I immediately followed.。

As soon as I got out of the corridor, I saw a person standing under the roots of the bare old tree in the courtyard, wrapped in a long and big black robe, standing with his back to us and his hands on his back, looking up at the sky at 45 degrees, as deep as a postmodern poet.

"Aunt Hei, I'm back!" Lolita shouted from afar, and rushed over to hug her from behind with a smile: "Aunt Hei, people miss you so much..." The Black Butler's words were loving, but his tone was cold: "Is the matter done?" ”

Little Lori stuck out her tongue, quickly let go and stood next to her, and replied honestly: "Well, I brought people down, oh, Aunt Hei, this is the person I was looking for in the yang world, and his name is He Bi." ”

The black butler slowly turned around - the name was indeed the black deacon, not to mention the black robe all over his body, he was wearing a black hood on his head, and his face was only the size of a palm, and he also had a serious and rigid black mouth and black face, and his face was as tense as Zhang Q.

The black butler rolled his eyelids seriously, and scanned my barcode twice from top to bottom and from bottom to top, and I was cold, and immediately raised her weight and status threat to a new level, and greeted with a smile on her face selling fake medicines: "Hello Aunt Hei." ”

The black butler hummed imperceptibly, and then spat out a word from between his teeth: "Come." After saying that, I turned around and walked towards a side room, whether I understood it or not, little Lori hurriedly reminded me to follow, I reacted at this time, and looked at her pitifully...

Lolita shook her head: "It's okay, Aunt Hei is just checking it for you, you go quickly, she hates people the most." ”

I nervously said, "She's not going to eat me, is she?" ”

"You won't hurry..."

I threw my legs and chased after them.

The black deacon stood in front of an ancient pot, and his written language was called Ding, and there were strange heads carved on the feet below, and I only glanced at them, and the six eyes of the heads rolled at me together, and one of them spat out his tongue.

The pot was half filled with liquid, green and shiny, and the black butler stood beside him solemnly, stretched out his finger and poked it inside: "Dripping blood." ”

Me: "Uh, do you mean dripping blood?" ”

The black butler nodded slightly, and glanced to the side with his eyes wandering, and following her gaze, I immediately saw a knife on the side, wide and thick, like a dog's head, and it could be wiped out with a casual swipe of the fingers.

I immediately put the time when the dog jumped off the wall in a hurry, and my expression was painful and profound: "Aunt Hei, you should see from my honest face that I have a red heart and the sun and the moon, and what an honor I have to die for the princess, which is much more glorious than the Olympic torchbearer!" But I hate myself for not being able to cook, and I really don't have anything but to make trouble in your great business, so even if I wanted to participate, I had to regret not doing it in the first place...... Aunt Hei! You... You'd better be smart! ”

I waved my hand and turned my head, synthesizing Tony Leung's nine years and nine years of sighs, Baggio's regret for missing the 94 penalty kick, and the loss when the otaku turned off the ** and wrapped his children and grandchildren in the paper paper, showing his pain vividly and endlessly, even if Avatar saw it, he would shed tears......

But, half a second later, I was hung in the air again!

I stared at Aunt Hei with her little finger hooked underneath in amazement, she stared at me with a calm and serious face, just like the old math lady who wore a knitted sweater, a handbag, and black-rimmed glasses every day in elementary school, and did not hesitate at all:

"Are you sure?"

Emotional Lolita has nothing to do, and the habit of hanging people up is learned from her.,I'm rooted!

"I'm not sure!" My heart was crossed, regardless of the shouting: "Such a dangerous thing, why do you choose me, I have to do it, there must be an explanation, I can't keep you playing - to be honest, I agreed at first, but now I feel that things are different from what I imagined and I am ready to quit, what do you want!" ”

This argument is exactly the same as the one I originally threw to Lorixi, it's up to you to take it.

The black butler glanced at me from the bottom to the top a few times, and continued with an expressionless posture, and his tone was equally unwavering: "Your words are good, our prefecture is a fair, just, and open law enforcement agency, and it is indeed impossible to force people to force good people to become prostitutes, so we can only act according to the law - if you agree, I will teach you how to use this treasure to ensure your safety, and after success, you will gain something, but if you don't want to..."

Her face twitched twice, revealing a very serious smile, "You killed so much, we will act according to the law and send you to the eighteenth layer of hell!" ”

"Where am I going to kill?" I began to shout hysterically: "You can't play it, you are naked framed!" Okay, you tell me where the killing came from, if you can tell me, I will honestly cooperate with you, if you can't say it, you let me go, can it be done? ”

Aunt Hei stared at me coldly, and when I was almost howling, she said in a crepe, slowly, word by word: "How many tens of millions of people can you kill with your right hand?!" Do you need me to point you the time, people, and place? ”

Me: "Time and people and places, would you like to discover and explore together?" ……”

Aunt Hei: "......"

She hooked her fingers, and I swished five or six meters high.

My sense of humor collapsed instantly, and I felt more wronged than Dou E: "Can this matter be counted? Then tell me, the people who read this novel only want men, who doesn't have a billion 800 million lives in their hands, and some women have eaten billions...... Do you want to manage it? It's not fair to come to me alone! ”

Aunt Hei sneered seriously: "You're right, we really can't manage it, so this is a selective and purposeful management!" You know, most of the time you police don't care, but if they really want to, they can come up with the rules and fine you fifty, which is very fair. ”

I made the last effort with my hands and feet, but I basically didn't have any confidence at this point: "Then why do you choose people?" You can't just control whoever you want! ……”

Aunt Hei pondered and nodded: "It is summarized accurately, it depends on the mood!" ”

Me: "......"

I have always thought that I have the great feelings of worrying about the country and the people, sacrificing myself for others, and my discipline is similar to Wen Tianxiang, and I have even imagined countless times that when the Eight-Nation Alliance attacks the motherland again, I can stand up, like a character on TV, unmoved in the face of the gun, with a sneer and look up at the sky, or a mouthful of thick phlegm on the devil's face, and let him pull a string of silk when he wipes his handkerchief...... But it turns out that this doesn't work at all, the psychological pressure is too great, it's good not to rush to be a translator for the second devil traitor, I don't have the potential and quality to be a hero and martyr at all!

The proof is this: in the face of Aunt Hei's verbal intimidation, I chose to surrender unconditionally......