Chapter 13 The tricks of online writers
Since the night squid god has already negotiated the bet, after going back, I sent Kong Fatzi and Tai Er Zhenren to the community room to invite the old man and the old lady back, swearing that the matter has been settled by me, and a group of service staff are happy to call long live - the old lady with a melon face rarely came to the door in person to thank me on behalf of the community: "Why bother, you have done a great practical thing for the community!" β
I was stunned: "Isn't this a compliment to cadres?" β
"Cadre, there is no better cadre than you!" The old lady with a melon face made a gesture and began to stroke the red armband downward: "Don't you dislike it, you will practice my position as a community officer first, and let's choose you as a deputy director or something to continue to benefit the masses?" β
"Yo, old lady, you're not right!" I hurriedly humbled myself: "Piggybacking on something to give me such a great honor, how can you say that I am a small common man, and if I forget criticism and self-criticism again, and let my bourgeois liberalization ideology swell, is it not a big deal -- ideological education is the root, words and deeds show loyalty, and education still needs you!" β
As soon as she said this, the old lady of Wogua had wrinkles on her face, and she couldn't stop sighing: "It is said that the face is born from the heart, I know now that it is wrong, even if you look like you, there are good people...... Don't worry, Auntie will never judge people by their looks in the future! β
"You praise people for being a very special aunt......"
"I think so, boy, that's complimenting you!" The old lady of Wogua said happily: "Spirit, the main thing is to comprehend the spirit!" β
"Okay, then I know, I'll listen to whatever you say - walk slowly, Auntie, I'll play again when I have time!"
The old man and the old lady went back to the nursing home, the chickens and dogs jumped into a pot of porridge, most of the problems focused on 'why the socks I hung were gone' and such as 'babble, why are there two less toothpicks on my bedside' and so on, appeased this side and almost fought there, so busy that Uncle Zhang and Aunt Li jumped to their feet, I could only send most of the people out to assist, in addition to emotional comfort, I also bought a lot of daily necessities to distribute them, but I didn't think that this would create a bigger mess -
"Why did I lose two pairs of socks, and he also had two pairs of holes in his socks...... I've got to have at least a pair! β
"What? He still wants it, then I want two more pairs - look how big my hole is! β
"Then I'm ...... three pairs"
This is relatively simple, and the more complicated ones are quarreling because of the different colors of the underwear, the urine bowl in other people's hands and his own urine bowl must have been taken away by him and splashed and rolled, and there are those who refuse to go to the kang because their bedding is not the right color......
And so on, with a lot of names, I went back to the second floor of the baking stall outside in line with the principle of not seeing out of sight and not being upset.,And Ren Xiaoyan Lolixi studied the information about the Chef God Contest - according to the Internet information,This competition is actually linked to the national Chef God Competition.,Held every two years.,Each time a one, two, or three chefs are awarded honorary titles,And the top three chefs can use the results of this competition to sign up for the nationwide Chef God Competition,Basically, and the regional selection competition is at the same levelγ Pen % fun % Pavilion www.biquge.info
This kind of competition is divided into three games each time, the first is a group fight, simply put, all the contestants are divided into four groups of ABCD to compete, all of them are together to cook, and the public judges select the winners for re-examination, and eight people are selected in each group according to the score, and a total of 32 finalists in the four groups;
In the second round, 32 contestants made three dishes of their own specialties according to the requirements to score the judges, and the judges this time were basically well-known food writers, famous chefs and some department leaders in the city, and 4-6 of them were selected to enter the final competition with a fair and open attitude;
The last round is the hard work, the dishes of the competition are sometimes the designated materials, sometimes the designated methods, sometimes the designated artistic conception, there is no definite number at all, and the scoring points are also divided into knife skills, fire control, speed, exquisiteness, beauty, etc., the basic skills are required to be very strong, not to mention, even luck has become a vital factor.
According to the usual practice, these three games will be held in the designated venue, and the city TV station will broadcast it comprehensively, so that everyone can clearly see the practice of each dish and its unique color and shape, and there is no possibility of cheating in front of everyone's eyes, even if someone wants to secretly move their hands and feet, there is nowhere to exert force, if it is unfair, after the score comes out, the judges' mobile phones can be called invalid by phone alone, not to mention others......
At eight o'clock the next day, I called directly from the Internet, and I said angrily: "I want to sign up for this chef competition, what are the requirements?" β
The other party said coldly and calmly: "Let's take a note first, we need to understand the basic situation - are you an individual or a group?" β
"Does it make a difference?"
"Individuals can only participate in the chef and assistants, but in groups, there can be a total of four people in the head chef, the second chef, the dun and the assistant."
I folded my fingers and calculated: "It's just two people, it shouldn't be a big deal, right?" β
"It's really not big," the other party casually reminded: "But in the past few years, there has not been a single individual contestant in the top three." β
"Huh?" I was stunned: "Then why?" β
"I don't have enough time," the other party said simply, "I want you to make crab paste, and I can't even get out of the crabs." β
I instantly accepted her opinion and said directly: "Then I will report the group - who doesn't want to do it!" β
The other party said simply: "If you want to sign up for a group, you have to have a need, first of all, you have to be an influential restaurant in the catering industry...... Which one are you? β
I was stunned for a moment before I reacted, and I could only say, "Well, we're kebabs......"
"That's not good, it has to be a well-known restaurant."
"We are the world's first mountain patrol skewers, well-known must be well-known, or you turn over the circle of friends to try, there is definitely a recommendation!"
"How can you do things in the circle of friends...... Wait, you're talking about the world's first mountain patrol skewers, what kind of first love barbecue is sold? Aren't you guys closing, when is it open, I'm going to book a place tonight! β
"Uh, I'm sorry, we're not open for business yet, we're just going to participate in the competition......" I paused and said happily, "But you also know that we have skewers, so that means we're qualified, right?" β
The other party sighed and said regretfully: "Famous is famous, but ...... You guys can't have anything to do with restaurants! Perhaps in order to be able to cut the queue to eat skewers in the future, she said politely and compassionately: "I'm sorry, I really can't help you!" β
I hurriedly said, "Why don't you hold a special show tonight, bring your family and friends, eat and play as much as you want, I will invite you with all the money, okay?" ββYou can help me, how about the lifetime VIP membership card and the little fresh meat He Zuanfeng accompany the whole process? β
The other party screamed directly: "He Zuanfeng accompanied him throughout the whole process?" β
"A must!"
"Or a special barbecue for me?"
"No problem!"
"Just to sign you up for a group competition?"
"Uh, that's a must, too!"
The other party said in a certain crying tone that knew that he was hesitant to turn a thousand times when he heard it: "I really want to agree, but I can't be conscientious, even if I help you sign up today, I can't go back - the list has to be reported to the jury for review, I don't count!" β
I was completely desperate at this moment: "Then you mean you can only sign up privately?" β
The squeak of a mouse in the microphone was a reply, I thought about it, and finally I could only stomp my feet ruthlessly and prepare to fight in a private name, when Ren Xiaoyan next to me suddenly stretched out a hand and snatched my microphone away, and said directly: "The popularity and scale of the Century Restaurant are enough, let's participate in this name!" β
"Huh? Century Restaurant is definitely enough, but ...... Wait! After a crackling sound, the other party said: "Your Century Restaurant has already participated, and the contestant is a chef named You Gucheng - your restaurant can't send two teams to participate, this is also a rule!" β
"Hey, my temper tantrum!" Ren Xiaoyan became angry on the spot: "I'm the boss, I'll cancel You Gucheng's qualification now and replace it with another head chef, right?" β
"Oh, that's okay, but you have to follow the process," the other party began to read the charter with a straight look: "If the restaurant needs to change the chef to participate in the competition, then the boss, the original contestant, and the new contestant must go to the main committee to sign and explain before they can be replaced, all of which are indispensable, otherwise the selection will be made according to the contestants who signed up for the first time......"
"What are you talking about, my boss doesn't have to talk about it, he has to come?" Ren Xiaoyan almost dropped her phone: "What are you breaking the rules?" β
"This rule was formulated by the organizing committee, but I am afraid that many partner restaurants will make trouble for that chef to participate, please understand," the other party said indifferently: "But since they are all your chefs, isn't it a matter of one sentence to let them go on or not, where are you going to make them better than us?" β
Ren Xiaoyan was so angry by a sentence that her eyebrows stood up, and she was about to go crazy when she saw it, I quickly snatched the phone back, Lori said that she got him out, and then, I asked the customer service girl again: "There is really no other way?" β
"It's really not," the girl said, and after a pause, she asked me in a whisper, "Who was ...... just now?"
"Oh, boss."
"Then why is he angry, and the cook doesn't listen to him?" The girl sighed as if she remembered something, and said hurriedly: "Are you the substitute chef who is ready to play?" β
"You're right."
"Why the hell?"
"Uh...... You just think it's a plot in a TV series! β
The girl instantly woke up: "I understand, there is a discord between brothers and sisters competing for family property, right?" β
"You can say whatever you want, it's tricky anyway...... Give me a trick, girl, brother, please! β
"Where can I do it!"
"You...... You just say whether you can help or not! β
The girl hesitated for a moment, and finally said tentatively: "Why don't you try to compete with yourself first, the winner is the king, and the loser is the villain, won't this be decided?" β
I suddenly thought, "Well, that's a good idea, or I'll sum it up!" β
"That's right!" The girl said proudly: "If you win, you will participate, and if you lose, I will have a way!" β
"Huh? You're not trying to make me lose, are you? I casually said, "It's a bit of a shame......"
"No, if you lose, you can ask him to drink and then report him, get him drunk driving for half a month, and all the events will be over!"
I was shocked: "Sister, you are much more ruthless than me, what the hell are you doing?" β
The girl was embarrassed and said, "Oh, I wrote the ...... of the online article"
"No wonder, it's so dark!"