Of course, I didn't expect this kind of plot of peaks and loops, but since it happened, I will let it be, and happily accompany the police uncle to round the crime plot of the sun and squid gods: we are a group of poor insects who go up the mountain to sweep the tomb, and the road meets the rich second generation, because of the quarrel they are beaten and beaten by their bullying people, and at this critical juncture, the people's police arrived in time after receiving reports from the masses, and rescued us innocent lambs from their hands, demonstrating justice and fighting crime, which is a veritable crime buster......

Since this matter has been finalized, we have nothing to worry about, the police station is fully prepared, interrogating and recording confessions one-on-one and one-to-one, and recording confessions of the Japanese squid god Lu Buwei and his entourage, and swearing to settle the case in line with the policy of resisting strictness, and in the end, only Sun Bolai accompanied us to send us out, and even he couldn't help but say when he left:

"Why bother, I really don't know if it's your luck or your natural aura, and the rich second generation can bump into our director to change sex - if you want to put it aside, you'll be done playing a long time ago!"

"You'll treat me as the protagonist's aura!" I said happily, "The odds are low? ”

Sun Bolai thought for a while and nodded: "It's almost the same as winning the national football team!" ”

"Hey!" We all gasped: "What a big prize! ”

We were outside the police station when I said goodbye to Sun Bolai, watching Ya wave to us and then drive away in Xiaopo Santana, I turned my head and asked Ruoxi, "What should we do now, go back and discuss the next step?" ”

"No need, just say goodbye to them here!" Lolita said lightly: "Anyway, I will go back, so is it different?" ”

I looked hard to the left and right: "How do you go, there is no river?" ”

Lolita pointed to the public toilet not far away: "Oh, isn't that?" ”

I hesitated: "Well, they've come all the way to help, so it's pretty boring if we don't invite us to dinner, and we end up choosing a public toilet when we leave - I don't think it's good!" ”

Lori said indifferently: "They are used to it, and the old social conditions are not as good as public toilets!" ”

I hurriedly said, "Even if they don't have a problem with the toilet, let's find a toilet at home, I always feel like I'm going to seep into the public toilet, I always feel like I'm going to seep into ......a panic."

Lolita interrupted me and said: "The family is a private car, and the public toilet is a big deal to be a high-speed rail - civil servants, they, this condition is already good!" ”

Ma fluttered on the side and said happily: "What the public is saying is that we civil servants go out to talk about doing practical things, whether it is the toilet at home or not, what is the difference - as long as you give me a piece of paper, the public toilet and the private toilet are the same!" ”

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Ren Xiaoyan took out the bag from her pocket and sent them one by one, and the comrades in the prefecture lined up to get one by one as if they were in a hurry, and immediately rushed towards the toilet when they got their hands, and the speed was very fast...... At the end, there were already two long columns lined up around her, and Ren Xiaoyan ran out of paper when she touched her pocket again, and when she just wanted to call me to buy a bag, she found something wrong: "Uh, what are you doing here, uncle, auntie?" ”

A few old men and old ladies who had just retreated from the square dance were shocked: "Isn't this queuing up to get the paper, I see you are sending it!" ”

Ren Xiaoyan said embarrassedly: "You are mistaken, it is all our friend's own ......"

Hearing this, the uncle and aunt immediately disagreed: "Tell you little girl, we have been standing in line for a long time, if you want to say this, aunt can lie down, ......" The old man and the old lady were all excited, and someone muttered and threatened in the back: "Little girl, you want to be clear, we have grabbed the basketball court, if you want to do this, we will not be finished with you!" ”

"This ......"

Ren Xiaoyan wanted to say something more, but I hurriedly stepped forward and grabbed a large handful of paper and stuffed it over, "We were wrong!" Uncle and aunt, please take your time - the paper is here, you can use it as you like! ”

Uncle and aunt put down the paper and went straight to the toilet, I hurriedly pulled Ren Xiaoyan to beckon the others to spread their legs and run away, only to run less than 200 meters before I heard a heart-rending howl: "There are ghosts!" So many people came in and were gone......"

We ran out of two miles before stopping to take a taxi, and the free combination returned to the nursing home to talk about the aftermath, everyone got into the car one by one, and in the end only me, Ren Xiaoyan, Lolit Xi and Simongo were left, and as soon as we stopped the car, my phone rang, and as soon as it was connected, there was an angry roar:

"Why bother, you're so mean!"

"Huh?" I didn't get into the car immediately, and shouted at them to wait, and the taxi driver drove away with an unhappy hula: "I haven't peed in a black tea bottle for a long time and invited someone to drink, who are you?" ”

The other party said angrily: "I am the night squid god - you actually tricked the human race to trap us, do you still want to be shameless?" ”

I immediately understood: "You are the night wanderer who has fallen on Dou Erdun's body?" Why, the police told you to call a lawyer? ”

"Bah, it's a good thing I didn't go today, otherwise I would have been arrested with my brother - why bother, you did such a despicable thing, it seems that I still underestimate you!"

The night wandering god said again and again that I was despicable, and it would be okay to ask for others, but this girl said that I was not convinced, and the paralysis made the bad seal of my barbecue stall and closed the nursing home, and let the family industry attack, and in the end actually said that I colluded with human beings - how can I join forces with my own people when these two armies are facing each other, as a human being, is it wrong for me to join hands with human beings?

I said directly: "Let's not talk about despicable or despicable things, I'm too lazy to bother, I'll hang up if you call and ask for nothing else, and we'll continue to fight to the death when you come out!" ”

"Wait!" There was a scream on the phone, followed by a long time without panting, obviously angry to the extreme, and waited for a while before he reluctantly pressed down and said, "I want to make a deal with you!" ”

I said sincerely: "It's useless for us to withdraw the case, really." ”

"Dismissal? Even if they don't withdraw, I've already talked to their leaders, and they can come out in two or three days at most! The night squid god said: "I know that you have the genuine version of the legendary summoning system in your hand, which is more powerful than the system in the hands of our boss, so I want to cooperate with you - I have money in the yang world, you have a system, we can open restaurants everywhere in exchange for Yin virtue points, summon more legendary characters, and then rely on them to rule the world and create our own empire!" ”

This sentence choked me so much that I didn't have time to swallow a mouthful of saliva, and immediately coughed up: "You can rule the world by cooking a little food?" Dude, if you can really do it, New Oriental would have achieved it a long time ago! ”

"Of course you can't rely on cooking, cooking is just collecting funds from the yang world and yin virtues from the underworld, haven't you heard that fighting a war is making money?" The night squid god eyebrows danced and said: "The dishes of our gods and ghosts are rare in the human world, and the collection of funds is definitely very fast and fast, or it won't be long before we can have a steady stream of money and yin virtue, relying on this, we can summon legends endlessly and buy weapons, isn't this enough to rule the world?" ”

I listened to the chatter like a book from heaven, and finally couldn't help but interject: "The consumption of the war is astronomical, do you think it will take for us to meet the requirements of ten yuan for a plate of dishes?" ”

"That's why we need more restaurants, all over the world!" The night squid god was fascinated and said: "The power of human foodies is endless, you believe me!" ”

"Do you know Lotte Department Store, that grandson has not yet started to do it, just a thought was abolished by our Great Celestial Empire," I said honestly: "Although I haven't tried, I know that I can't rely on this just to play games - or you still read some online articles, although it is mysterious, but in the end it is a bit of a drama, you are pure and blind!" ”

"We can think long-term......"

I interrupted him abruptly and said, "Let's not talk about this matter for now, there is another one--why do you say that I have worked so hard to rule the world, now I am tired enough to just take care of a small stall, and I am not tired to death if I really want two countries to return!" ”

Ye Youshen said strangely: "Don't you think that people should have some other pursuits in life, eat and wait for death to live a lifetime with nothing to do, are you worthy of this talent you have?" ”

I asked rhetorically, "Batman Iron Man is very capable, so don't you just stay in the same city?" ”

"That's all a story, who really has such a big ability and doesn't want to dominate the world?" The night squid god hated iron and said: "Why did you fall here, the whole little citizen mind?" ”

"Then I'll tell you about Monkey King......"

"Enough!" The Night Squid God interrupted me and said angrily, "I'll give you another day to think about it, I want you to be careful!" ”

I simply said, "No, I've thought it through very well - our book is a spoof and not a battle for hegemony, that's the point!" ”

The night squid god was stunned for a while, and suddenly said fiercely: "Since this is the case, then don't blame me, after my people come out of the police station, it will be your death, don't regret it when the time comes!" ”

I said with a taste of ridicule: "Seriously, I'm afraid it's almost meaningless for your current people to kill me, don't think that you are powerful in the yang world, and you may not be my opponent if you really want to force the fish to die and break the net—do you think that the heavenly realm really won't interfere with your nonsense in the yang world?" ”

There was silence on the phone for an instant, and my words were upright and straight into the sore spot of the night squid god, and also pointed out the reason why he didn't dare to act recklessly: the movement is small, the affairs of the underworld are solved by the underworld, and the heavenly realm will not deal with it across borders; But once the movement becomes bigger, it is difficult to guarantee that the Celestial Realm will not interfere, and it is really difficult to say how things will happen then......

In the middle of the ring, the voice of the night squid god sounded again: "What do you want to say?" ”

"Compare it, rely on the strength to compare the high, whoever loses will listen to whom!" I said simply and directly: "The bet is the recipe in our hands, winning or losing is all based on the evaluation of this chef competition, no one plays tricks, it all depends on cooking!" ”

"You mean Bicai?" The night squid god was stunned for a moment, and then laughed loudly: "It seems that you really don't know the ability of our Fakeyou family - to tell you, our family originally started from a restaurant in the underworld, this is our territory!" ”

"Wouldn't that be better?" I said lightly: "Lest you lose and say that I am bullying you!" ”

The night squid god said fiercely: "Well, a word is a decision - if anyone wins the championship of this competition, the other party will wait to hand over the recipe and let it go!" ”

"It's hard to chase a horse if you say it!"

Hanging up the phone of the night squid god, Ren Xiaoyan was immediately anxious next to her: "Why bother, how can you make this bet with him, what if you lose?" "Yes, I didn't let you do this when I gave you the legendary system, you are taking too much risk!" Lolixi was also full of sadness: "We have a certain chance of winning there, and if we lose, it's all over!" ”

"I've already thought about it!" I said with a solemn face: "If you want to solve the current crisis as soon as possible, the best way is to compete with them in the competition, so that you can try not to implicate others without implicating others, and we have six or seven dishes in our hands They are only two, are we afraid?" ”

"But what if we lose?" Lori said anxiously: "If you're not afraid of 10,000, you're afraid of what if!" ”

"If we lose......," I said solemnly, "we'll cheat then—"