Honestly? I'm stupid, I'm stupid, this kind of thing is sure to die if I tell the truth, and if I don't say it, it's possible to die, just like a man fooling around outside and being interrogated by his wife, guessing is guessing, but this is always a distance from your admit, so even if you are caught on the bed, you can only insist that it is a teacher to learn and practice double yoga - I reacted instantly: "I promise the sun, absolutely nothing!" ”

Little Lori jumped over again, and the fork went directly to my neck again, and screamed viciously: "Then you... How do you get a nosebleed? ”

"It's hot, can you take care of it?" I stiffened my neck and strove inwardly, betting on whether the things in my intimate sister's royal wife's little cheats were real or false... It's pretending, but the neck is still moved to the side just in case. Pen ~ fun ~ pavilion www.biquge.info

The little fork then poked over, pushing me to the neck and preparing to start the meal: "Really? ”

I worded, I scrutinized, I thought about weighing the pros and cons, I didn't have the best but the better to say, "With your IQ, do you think I can fool you?" ”

…… After the incident just now,My heart has changed a little after I calmed down with little Lori - her original appearance is Lori.,As long as it's not a bite to pinch your arms and thighs while talking, it's not lethal.,More importantly, the fear in my heart is gone.,When I think of that 36D huge.,It's a man who wants to come to her.。

"You're going to have to pay for my sandwich."

"Say what you want to eat." After seeing the beauty, I regained my righteousness to a certain extent, what do you say about the online text routine? When this kind of thing happens, it's basically that the buddies turn over and the serfs sing, as long as they do it well, the day of the day is just around the corner!

On this day, we are referring to the sun.

"Do you think it's a regular aggregate sandwich? Eat something and make up for it? Obviously, I didn't get to the point in what I said just now, and Xiao Lori instantly showed signs of going berserk, and her nostrils began to smoke outward: "That's a magic weapon!" That's the magic weapon that I finally turned into a sandwich and took out of the underworld, and you ate it casually..."

I still have a fresh memory of hanging upside down just now, and I can let the situation continue, and hurriedly calmed down: "Don't get angry, don't get angry, you can compensate as much as you say, okay?" It's really not good, get me two catties of croton, buddy also admit it - there are no side effects after eating this magic weapon, right? ”

My attitude obviously reached the condition of leniency in the past, and Xiao Lori was a little deflated in an instant, and her big eyes flashed and she thought: "No, this is the treasure I brought out to eat for someone who is destined!" Now that you've eaten it, I think..."

These pleasing words made my heart happy: "Did I guess right, I am her destined person?" ”

The second half of the sentence continues: "...... Then that's all you can do! ”

"Then sure, do what you say!" My interest in this matter came instantly, my God, is this the legendary Noji Tailai, buddy, this is about to reach the realm of Xu Xian's reckless hero?

Little Lori took a deep breath, sat on a bag of Northeast long-grained incense, and shook her legs in the air, seemingly relaxed, but a faint sadness climbed up her face, through the sadness of this immature little face, I seemed to see the big beauty frowning, tears down:

"My name is Xue Ruoxi, and my father is the Yama Wheel King of the Tenth Temple. My mother left early, and I have lived with my father since I was a child, but just ten years ago, my father suddenly disappeared, and I didn't see anyone alive or dead, and I went to ask the Jade Emperor to send someone to investigate for a long time but didn't find the slightest clue..."

I was stunned!

I really can't imagine it, I originally thought that only mortals could have this kind of single-parent family parents divorced, but I didn't expect it to happen to the second generation of the prefecture officials - how many officials are in the tenth hall of Yama, he can actually disappear?

Could it be that her father was a big tiger defeated by Heavenly Court?

“… In the past ten years, Aunt Hei has been taking care of me, and at the same time accompanying me to find my father's whereabouts, but I have never found it, but not long ago, Aunt Hei and I suddenly discovered that the territory of our tenth hall has been almost lost unconsciously, and the bull head and horse face and impermanence who originally followed my father have also taken refuge in the other nine halls, so I remembered what he said when I visited Di Renjie not long ago..."

"The law of vested interests, right?" I aptly showed my strengths: "Although we can't find a suspect, we can deduce from the situation where we get a profit after committing a crime, and whoever benefits from it is likely to be a criminal!" ”

"Ah, you're so right!" Little Lori, now it's time to call her Xue Ruoxi, and suddenly her eyes flashed with admiration: "What you said is exactly the same as what Di Renjie said, I can't imagine that you are so powerful!" However, the glint in her eyes was only for a moment, and then it dimmed: "If I can be like you, then, then I won't be unable to figure it out for more than ten years... Well, why bother with your name, right? Where did you learn that? ”

"Well, you can watch a few hundred more episodes of Conan..."

After explaining clearly what Detective Conan is, Xue Ruoxi continued:

"We believe that my father's disappearance must have been the work of one of the other Nine Lords, or two, or even several...... I originally wanted to report it to the Jade Emperor, but Aunt Hei told me that this was just speculation, and he couldn't do anything if he didn't find conclusive evidence—so we went to Di Renjie again and wanted him to help us find out about the case..."

"It's not appropriate, he's a celebrity, how can he do it?" I interjected again, but this time it was the routine of the teenager Bao Qingtian: "You should find someone you don't want to do to infiltrate their territory, pretend to do business, pretend to live at home, slowly approach their subordinates, and find out the evidence!" ”

"Wow, you're so good, you guessed right again!" Xue Ruoxi's eyes really lit up this time, staring at me was not unlike the look he had when he asked for a sandwich just now, full of indomitable spirit and fighting spirit: "Di Renjie said the same thing!" ”

Seeing this look, my heart suddenly chuckled, and I felt that it was going to be worse out of thin air: "Uh, are you coming up..."

Xue Ruoxi nodded with joy on her face: "Yes, yes!" ”

"What kind of treasure is this..."

Xue Ruoxi continued to nod: "Yes, yes, yes!" ”

"Then what you just asked me to do, wouldn't it be..."

Nodding: "Yes, yes!" ”

I swooped two feet away, waving my hand again and again: "I can't do it, I can't do it, I'm not dead, how can I help you spy on the news?" You let me go, hero..."What are you kidding, I don't want to die of a virgin, no matter how beautiful the big beauty is, I can't just die for this side of the fate and go to the underworld to play lurking - I know Yu Zecheng's ending, although he married two wives before and after, didn't he stay in Taiwan and didn't come back in the end?

Xue Ruoxi's smile suddenly froze, and she said in a consultative tone: "You don't have to die to enter, I can help you have the ability to enter and exit the underworld with your body, just like many monsters, and besides, you only open a restaurant to find out the news when you go to their city, and you don't want to do anything else," she sighed: "Besides, isn't there me and Aunt Hei to help you?" ”

I cried, "I'm not rare, I'll go around the street for a week and I'll be gone, you can't let Mt. Fuji be private with love!" ”

Lori Ruoxi continued: "Why don't you put the sad feeling, assuming that it comes from your fiction, and you can't find it in the test tube to stain your eyes?" ”

Me: "......"

"This matter is actually very simple, you can only come if you eat my sandwich, of course, I don't force you, if you really don't want to, I can only take it out of your body..."

The nosebleed I sprayed on it just now hasn't dried up yet!

I shuddered, "You're not going to dig hard with this, are you?" ”

Xue Ruoxi raised his head forty-five degrees to look at the sky, thought about it and nodded: "And it's from behind..."

Depend on! (A thousand is omitted here)

I said impassionedly: "As a new young man who is inspired by Lei Feng's spirit, has to help the old lady cross the road once a week, and will help you a few more times on holidays, I can help you investigate the truth of the matter, that is simply my lifelong wish for the public in the world, how can I shirk and refuse... If you don't want me to participate in this matter, I won't agree! ”

Since that's what else to say, buddy, I'm out of the way, I promise to die, if I don't promise, I will die immediately, and the grasshoppers after the autumn will have to jump desperately for a few days - and, if I choose the latter directly, this novel can't be written, right?

The little Lori version of Xue Ruoxi's pink face instantly smiled again, and said sincerely: "You are really a good person, I know that you will not sit idly by - you can rest assured, I will not let you help in vain, I will also think of ways to help you achieve your wishes." ”

That's right, business has to be talked about like this, I have to help her die for a lifetime, and this matter is too different from the destined person I imagined at the beginning, I can't let her benefit me cough, "Well, I have only one wish, I will help you open a restaurant in the underworld to find clues, and you also have to help me fulfill my wish in the yang world - in fact, I also want to open a restaurant in the yang world, cough cough, but the craftsmanship is not good, so I have to work in the hotel, if it weren't for learning these dishes, Who wants to stay here and be angry! ”

"That's easy, it's just a thing!" Little Lori shouted happily: "We have a set of recipes in the underworld called the gods and ghosts, these dishes are not only delicious but also have their own wonderful uses, good for people and ghosts, and I promise to forget it once I eat it, and the restaurant we opened must find this set of recipes." It's not that I said you, the gods and ghosts have learned everything, all the dishes in your world are given for free, what kind of restaurant is a piece of cake! ”

"Is there really such a great dish?" I've all flowed out, my God, this proper farming flow network text routine, just go to the other world to get some bones and grass roots back to modern times, and immediately turn over the clouds and rain If the weight is light, say that the wind and clouds are light, unite until tomorrow, Inter Naixon Nar will definitely be able to achieve... Not to mention that now I'm directly engaged in the recipe!

Your uncle, if you don't say that, it's over, buddy doesn't rush anything else, so you have to take risks for this set of recipes.

Little Lori nodded, "Of course, this set of recipes is amazing, and only our underworld can find them all - it's not too early, since you agreed, I'll take you down to meet Aunt Hei first, only she knows the use of treasures, if you don't learn it as soon as possible, I'm afraid you may not last a few days..."

When I heard this before I was happy, I stood up my hair: "Didn't you say you didn't have to die?" ”

"Yes, you don't have to die to enter the underworld, but it is estimated that the initiator will come and think of killing you," Xiao Lori tilted her head and stared at me with some very strange eyes: "Di Renjie said, he said: Not only will you and Aunt Hei continue to be hunted down, but even the people you recruited will be assassinated, you are okay, with Aunt Hei's protection, he will be in danger..."

I was shocked: "You just said to continue...?!" ”

"Hmm!" Xue Ruoxi nodded: "We've been assassinated several times recently, so didn't you see that I went out with weapons?" ”

I slapped myself in the face with a big ear, and my intestines turned blue with regret: "Is there such a deadly danger and horror that you describe what you are going to do, you are too scheming, right?" What if I quit? ”

As soon as the words fell, sparks and smoke erupted from the little Lori's body, and I screamed miserably, and before I came back to my senses, I was carried into the air by Xue Ruoxi, who had transformed into a super beauty, and the posture was ready to throw me down as long as I didn't agree - the only good thing was that the huge one appeared in front of me again......

That's too much of a contrast, isn't it?

Of course, my reaction was also very fast, and before she could say a word, I was already crying with tears and nosebleeds: "I swear, I promise I won't quit!" ”

……

"Actually, you really don't have to worry," Xue Ruoxi said to me a little proudly after putting me back on the ground and then recovering her appearance: "As long as you use this treasure well, save your life, cough cough, I think it should be fine!" ”

I nodded with tears in my eyes, my heart full of melancholy, like a crooked sorrow penetrating my chest......

(PS: I just looked at the chapters, although there is a change a day, but the minimum is more than 4,000, and the more than 6,000 - let's go around the big chapters, and it is enjoyable to write smoothly!) ）