On a dark and terrifying night in the moon, why should I be Xue Ruoxi, the wonderful story starts from the kitchen of the World Hotel! As soon as I turned around while I was washing the dishes, I saw little Lori, and with a sudden finger of the fork in her hand, my whole body flew up, and she came at me and scolded me desperately......

This Lori scolded and scolded in fact, just one sentence: "You return my total sandwich!" ”

Listen, it's just a sandwich, even if it's the overlord of the sandwich, it's still a sandwich, it's just that you missed the ground and didn't pay attention, anyway, the ownerless sandwich was eaten by me as breakfast, you want me to compensate you two, not three, are you guilty of swishing out when I squat in the kitchen in the middle of the night to wash the dishes and make me play upside down?

And this image, with a pacifier in his mouth and a dinner fork in his hand, and two bat wings fluttering and flapping fans hanging behind his buttocks, let me fly more than two meters high with my fingers casually - just come out like this, you really think... You can't scare ordinary people, can you?

Of course, my brother is not a mortal, such a person who conforms to the demon shape of online novels appeared, and immediately made me, who is familiar with 300 online articles, know routines and know dog blood, realize its importance:

"This little girl is definitely not ordinary, even if it is not a simple version of black and white impermanence, it will definitely be a reduced medicine version of bull head and horse noodles!"

I can describe the future development with a peak and a loop, because just after I was pitiful and confessed to eating it, her crisp and immature voice instantly rose an octave, and there was fire and smoke like fireworks all around her body, and in the smoke, she turned into a super sexy beauty with a body comparable to Angelina Jolie, and flew into the air and threw me from mid-air to the ground, and the 36D huge hemispherical murder weapon smashed into my face accurately!

"Poof!"

Dude's nosebleed sprinkler rushed out like a sprinkler!

The so-called time is really not bad at all, because it was only a blink of an eye to get to the main event, I soon had a girl who was sometimes Lori and sometimes beautiful, and I also established an unbreakable offensive and defensive alliance with her - this made me just turn 20, and I had to rely on several part-time jobs to earn living expenses, tuition and miscellaneous expenses, and my girlfriend was just a slow-motion me with my left hand and right hand, and my feelings reached the peak of the explosion!

The two contradictory mentalities are like mice in a vole machine constantly popping up, making me repeatedly entangled: "Should I shout Hey Butterfly, or Ya Butterfly?" ”

Don't understand? Alright then, let me start at the beginning!

My name is Ho B, what is Ho B, what must be Wha-what? Is this terrier too old? Then I'll change it: My name is why bother, why bother with what is in the song... Well? Still not right? Then I am life, why don't we meet in life, why ......?

Forget it, I just bother, you know it doesn't matter if you don't know it's clear or not. Pen @ fun @ pavilion wWw. ｂｉｑUｇE。 ｉｎｆｏ

At seven o'clock in the morning, I came out of the Internet café of part-time vigil to rush to school as always, and I was saying that I walked a few steps through the back alley over the wall before I arrived at the mouth of the alley. I heard it clearly, it was the wind that was fast and not fast, faster than the wind, so I didn't dodge it at all, and was immediately swept to the ground by the wind!

If you want to say that my buddy has also practiced, the speed of turning over and getting up is called a swiftness, and it is almost like a carp to pull onions on dry ground, but I didn't think this person was faster, I just pouted my ass and the person has slipped out, and it's just a touch of green onion in front of me, and it's gone, and when I come back to my senses, don't say catch up, I can't even catch up with the smell of the fart, only from the size of the clothes, it's a four or five-year-old little Lori...

The next thing I saw was the total sandwich that had fallen to the ground.

In line with the principle of not wasting and saving money for breakfast, I picked up these sandwiches for breakfast, what a simple thing!

After the school continued to do nothing and messy after a day, I came to the Century Hotel to start work, which was also a habitual thing, but I didn't think that when the guests were still tidying up, the shoehorn face next to the fat pig manager came to me, and knocked on the bowl with a pen in his hand: "Who is it, how many of you are here today?" One hundred and two hundred? ”

"What are you doing again?" I'm not happy, buddy works hard all day for tuition, not to learn something, who will leave your restaurant to work, but this is too diligent - this month is less than half of the three times.

"Manager Huang's Persian cat has given birth, and everyone is ready to say," the shoehorn glared and grinned: "You are not a newcomer anymore, the rules, the rules you know..."

Manager Huang is a tyrant of the Century Hotel, I don't know what he usually does, but I heard that he worked with the old boss of the Ren family at the age of seventeen or eighteen, and stayed up from a small restaurant to the big hotel, so he got a position that is not light or heavy. Usually the biggest hobby is to borrow money and celebrate, from ten yuan to eight yuan to one hundred and two hundred, every three or five and then some happy events and funerals for everyone to get together, I have only been here for half a month to plant three hundred.

I don't think it's right: "How many cats does Manager Huang's family have?" ”

"One, don't you all know about it?"

"One? Then I remember that I just got together to give birth to the baby last week, and it has only been a week and I came again? ”

"You ate yesterday, do you want to eat today?" The shoehorn face rubbed his scalp with the butt of a pencil, squinted his eyes, and said with a smile: "Doesn't this respond to the call of the country?" Second child! ”

Your uncle's! Your first and second children are only a week apart, and you can lay an egg the next day if you think this is a chicken and duck, and you can't hide the money - what's more, I only have sixty-two yuan left in my pocket, and I still have this week's living expenses, how can you let your buddy give it to you!

I was so angry that I calmed down, lifted my eyelids, and casually lifted a gilt-edged plate that was being washed and claimed to be worth fifty-two yuan and five: "If you don't roll again, believe it or not, this plate will lift your face eighty miles?" ”

The shoehorn swished five meters away, grabbed the pencil butt and pointed at my hand and trembled: "You, you... You still want to beat me! ”

I lazily put down the gilt plate and replaced it with a five-piece white plate: "Hasn't this been smashed yet?" Don't move, you'll wait until I'm done smashing it, and I'll talk about it later..."I narrowed my eyes and began to look at his crotch, eager to try.

The shoehorn said with a puffy face: "It's the other way around!" If you don't respect the leader as soon as you work, you dare to beat someone..."

I didn't talk nonsense and directly put the white plate towards the back and gestured, and the shoehorn face immediately ran away without looking back.

Ten minutes later, Fat Pig Huang rushed to the kitchen, and righteously conveyed the instructions issued by the 'boss' to everyone: "Business has been good in the past few days, and the boss is in a good mood, announcing that everyone can go home early from work - the kitchen hygiene and unwashed dishes are all left to part-time workers to work overtime, three yuan and five cents per hour." ”

As for the part-time worker in his mouth, needless to say, this refers to me......

I'm so stupid, really, I thought it wouldn't take long to wash the dishes and mop the floor, although I can't look down on the three dollars and five, but this money is real, but what I didn't expect was to find out about the fat man's conspiracy halfway through the washing - all the cleaned dishes and bowls were actually re-poured with soy sauce!

That's the way it was, I had to stay alone in the kitchen to wash the dishes and clean up until midnight, and at the same time I had to pay tribute to the eighth generation ancestor of the fat pig yellow - just when I greeted his seventh uncle and grandfather, there was a sudden fart-like popping sound behind me, and when I turned my head, I saw a little Lori who was only five or six years old, with a green dress and black hair, a pink little face that was extraordinarily fair, and a white pacifier in her mouth, and winked at me with big innocent eyes, which immediately dispelled the horror and fear in my heart.

I was stunned, "... Wonderful frog seeds? ”

Little Lori looked at me harmlessly, and suddenly a pair of small wings opened up behind her back, and at the same time raised her hand and pointed at me with a dinner fork, and I immediately floated into the air like a broken balloon!

Little Lori's actions immediately scared me half to death, but before I could beg for mercy, she spoke first, and her crisp and immature voice was similar to that of a coquette: "Give me back my total sandwich!" ”

As I said earlier, buddy is by no means a mortal, although little Lori looks harmless to humans and animals, but I definitely don't despise it, but I make a decision like a great enemy: the lion fights the rabbit will also do his best, fooling her will be the biggest challenge in buddy's life!

After looking at Little Lori for a while, I smiled dryly, and my face was not much better than crying: "Little sister, the sandwich is not delicious, why don't my brother invite you to eat KFC?" ”

"I want my sandwich." Little Lori said calmly.

"Why don't you eat Tex with my brother?" I continued to flicker, no way, what should you do if you tell me to eat it? Could it be that I pulled it out and gave it to her, I just hope that my sixty-two yuan eight buy can stuff her full......

"I'm in a good mood today, you can take out your things," Little Lori rolled her cute big eyes, crossed her waist, stared at me with her back to the sky and hummed: "I promise not to hit you!" ”

Looks like this little girl is not easy to fool!

My heart moved, and I continued to try the trick of Blame Shu Xiao, and my smile was similar to that of Grandma Wolf: "It's a sandwich, right?" Otherwise, you put your uncle down and I'll take you to buy it, okay? You can eat as much as you want~"

Little Lori's face sank suddenly, her eyes purred twice, and she suddenly asked, "You're not going to lose my sandwich, are you?" "Well, it's not like that... Ahem... It's just this..."I snorted and began to grind: "This... Sandwiches... That's what..."

Little Lori screamed suddenly, and her beautiful voice actually brought a faint murderous aura: "Say it quickly!" ”

I was startled by her scream, and for the sake of this little girl who seemed to be very innocent, I could only explain helplessly: "That sandwich is not delicious, my brother will help you eat it, now, my brother can take you to buy a lot of other delicious sandwiches, do you say it's good..."

You already know the next thing - little Lori's crisp and immature voice instantly raised an octave, and smoke and sparks rose around her body like a pile of cannonballs, instantly enveloping her in it, I didn't have time to be afraid, just saw a big beauty rush out of the smoke, volleyed and grabbed my neck, and smashed directly into the rice noodle pocket next to me from mid-air, and the huge breasts of 36D covered my whole face!

"Ahh

This should have been the case at that time, but my attention was not on it, as many chicken soup for the soul say, looking at the problem from different angles, the feeling must be different - indeed, from the open neckline of the black leather coat, I clearly saw the impossibility of the huge in the island film, the bewitching whiteness of the face under the continuous deformation, showing extraordinary elasticity and fullness.

This angle instantly reminded me of ...... Angelina Jolie is definitely not as old as her!

In the next second, a cold thing in the big beauty's right hand poked me in the face, and her voice was as cold as the old virgin accountant of the hotel, murderous: "Who! Who made you eat my Sum Sandwich, and who was it? ”

God knows how, although the big beauty lifted me up, but the angle was better, and vaguely I could already see two red buds, rising and falling with her angry voice, looming, as lovely as a May cherry...... As for what that cold thing is, who cares about it!

I only felt that there was a force in my body that was about to move, like a restless little snake swimming all over my body, and some indescribable and inexplicable liquid was converging in my body, rushing towards the exit in front of me, venting and gushing, and the river was unstoppable!

"Poof!"

My nosebleed burst out instantly, and I snorted like a sprinkler, but at that moment, I was completely comfortable...

I want to go to the wall crookedly.

At this time, I finally saw clearly, the beauty was holding the Sea King Poseidon's version of the trident, bright and shiny, with hazy blood on the spikes, revealing indescribable ferocity and horror, and engraved with big words: "Dinghaishen fork!" ”

Uh, no, I spurted this blood.

Seeing my nosebleed spurting, the big beauty was stunned for a moment, but then her face turned red, and she flew out of me, followed by another fireworks show, and when the smoke cleared, the little Lori came out of it, still the same cute, or the same dinner fork, but that look looked like it was about to eat me - what kind of simple version of black and white impermanence and bull head and horse noodles ah, it is clearly Sailor Moon Shui Bingyue who punishes me on behalf of the moon!

The big beauty is actually changed by this little Lori.,I'm really a dog!

"Tell me honestly, what did you see?!"