After all, the meal still has to be eaten, in the words of Wu Ding: Don't let tomorrow's troubles affect today's dinner. Tomorrow is another day, don't worry about tomorrow, because tomorrow has its own troubles tomorrow. Therefore, a Brazilian barbecue with beer and barbecue has finally become the spiritual harbor of all 5136 people, and the foodies represented by Wu Ding have exposed their gluttonous nature, only the mountains and rivers that they eat change color, and the roads are sparsely populated, but in fact, it is not the rivers and mountains that change color, but the face of the restaurant owner; It's true that the road is broken and sparsely populated - this big-bellied man walked over and couldn't even scrape the bottom of the pot, and other diners walked behind them and couldn't eat anything, so naturally they wouldn't follow them, but wasn't it just that the road was cut off and sparsely populated.

After their stomachs were stuffed with honey-glazed plum meat, garlic pork, and lamb chops and fat beef, the foodies finally sat down for a while to talk. Don't get me wrong, this is just an intermission, after all, the meat has to be roasted slowly. The reason why no one spoke just now must be that everyone was hungry, Wu Ding ignored the objective fact that he had only stuffed three high-quality meat buns a few hours ago, and leisurely patted his slightly bulging abdomen - it is really not easy to make this integrated large abdominal muscle bulge, the food in Wu Ding's mouth is enough for African refugees to eat for a week......

Foraging is the basic way of animal survival, and human beings, as higher animals, are naturally no exception. Animals are not too aggressive when they are full, and people are much more complicated, in general: people are not full of food, they are not afraid of anything, and they dare to do anything in order to be full, so when they reach the point of having no livelihood, there are always many people who take risks and do evil; When people are full, they are afraid of everything, and they want to live the days when they can eat enough, so when it comes to dividing interests, there are many people who have to take inches and are greedy for more things. As for the realm of teasing, it is not so simple, it is a kind of life realm beyond the vulgar, a clear stream in the complicated world~ No, the mudslide can be simply summarized as: If you are hungry, you will die, and you will have to do things when you are full.

Cang Liao really knows the etiquette, which is what the reader says, and it is probably the norm to be full of warm thoughts, and since he is full, there is only one thing left to say hello on the next three roads. It's a pity that I can't find a few young girls in the cafeteria - this kind of rough man who eats meat and drinks wine in a big piece may think it's not bad, and the soft girl who pays attention to maintaining her figure is rarely frequented, and the girl who likes to eat a heavy diet? Well~ This kind of girl is not only scarce, but also very easy to become one with the men and become the "female man" in everyone's mouth. As for the anti-heaven attribute of loving to eat and not getting fat, it simply has the status of SSR/core orange, doesn't this mysterious attribute belong to the second dimension?

Wu Ding's eyes were touching the girl everywhere, but he didn't find a beautiful woman who made people shine - it would be wrong to say that it didn't fall, the host girl on the wall-mounted TV in the restaurant was still quite beautiful. A local news program is playing on TV, "Fairy City Zero Distance". The host of the regular TV program is still relatively disciplined, which is not at all in line with Wu Ding's vulgar aesthetics of "tops and bottoms, bottoms and bottoms, convex and backward, and laughing before speaking", but the news that is being broadcast is quite rare, Wu Ding felt very interesting and pointed to the TV, signaling everyone to watch it together.

The beautiful host lightly opened her lips: "Today our reporter received a hotline call from the villagers of Liucunbao. It is said that when they dug a well and dug nearly 100 meters underground, they dug up a strange 'plant'. According to analysis, it is likely to be the legendary 'meat lingzhi', which is commonly known as 'Tai Sui'. ”

Tai Sui, I'm afraid that the most common thing that ordinary people hear is the saying "Don't break ground on Tai Sui's head". There are many temples in Xianshi, not only Buddhist temples, Taoist palaces are also a lot, Wu Ding remembers that Taoism often worships a god named "Tai Sui" - by no means an ordinary cow ghost snake god, special pomp, hula lazu has sixty, it is said that it is divided according to the year of the Ganzhi, Wu Ding still remembers that he was born in the year of Yichou, which is under the management of a Tai Sui Xingjun named Chen Cai, but he does not know that this "Tai Sui" is still a living thing.

When Wu Ding was imagining, the scene on the TV had been switched, and it was replaced by a short-haired beauty, whose name was Ye Lingfeng. The phoenix is the head of the hundred birds, the chief of the birds, to be above the phoenix, tsk, this parents are also very anxious to see their daughter become a phoenix!

The camera turned to the gate of a farmhouse's yard, and a beautiful reporter named Ye Lingfeng said leisurely: "Now we have come to Sanjia Village, and there are a lot of villagers gathered here behind me. They told us that the previous afternoon when they were digging a well in the village, they found something that looked like a plant to the touch. Even the old man in the village, who is more than eighty years old, told us that he had never~ never seen anything like this. ”

While talking, the reporter walked into the courtyard and said as he walked: "Then now let's go up together to see what this thing is." "What catches my eye is a blue plastic bucket, the kind that can be seen everywhere in the market, which can be described as the treasure of the town store of the 10-dollar store.

This time it was a man who looked like a villager, who seemed to be the discoverer of "Meat Lingzhi", and the identity given on TV was Master He. The camera was given to Master He, and Master He said excitedly: "My friend asked for help to dig a well, and I hit it for 80 meters, and fished out this fleshy thing, I don't know what it is, it has a nose and eyes", and said that in the end, Master He couldn't control the power of the flood in his body, and scooped up the watery thing, and proudly showed it to the audience in front of the TV.

"Poof~!" Wu Ding was originally drinking Coke, but now Coke has drawn a beautiful arc in the air, and the world is full of love with the ringing of the bell with lightning speed, and Li Dongyang's face is full of paste. Li Dongyang, who looked confused, was originally gnawing on chicken wings, and the original salt-and-pepper chicken wings had become cola chicken wings, Li Dongyang was unwilling to eat Wu Ding's saliva indirectly, and was about to ask what was crazy about this thing, but he saw that everyone who watched TV beat their chests and smiled.

The beautiful reporter came out to appraise the treasure: "We can now see through the lens that this thing looks very much like a fungus,"

The beautiful reporter continued: "And below is a small hole, which is transparent. It feels very smooth", beauty, that's silicone! It is said that silicone can be used for breast augmentation, can it not be smooth......

The beautiful reporter tried to poke the so-called "meat reishi" with her hand, a curious baby's appearance: "It feels very much like meat." Is this the legendary "real flesh, size and shape optional"......

She turned around and took out a tape measure: "Let's use a ruler to roughly measure it." This thing is about 19 to 20 centimeters long. After finishing speaking, he didn't forget to raise the "meat lingzhi" to his face, and asked the photographer to give a gorgeous close-up - this is going to die? It's a regular TV station as for such a hot content?,I always feel like I've revised the picture a little.,And then you can release it with the number...... Beautiful girl の reporter VS meat reishi .AVI? That's a mediocre formulation!

The beautiful reporter continued: "A few old people came to the village just now, in their eighties, who have never seen this thing." The old people want to see it~ There will be it in the past, dear! In other words, the old man doesn't understand the extenuating circumstances, and it doesn't matter if the villagers really don't know or grandstand, whether you as the media should be so pure, so stupid, and so cute~

"After we checked it on the Internet, this thing is called 'Tai Sui'." The cute female reporter was already trembling a little with excitement, and involuntarily danced to the audience in front of the camera from ~ ah bah ~ "meat lingzhi"!

The cutest female reporter in history continues to sell cute: "Mr. He told us that he checked the relevant information on the Internet and found that the thing 'Tai Sui' is commonly known as 'meat lingzhi' among the folk." And we also checked the relevant information on the Internet, and found that this "meat lingzhi" has been found in many cities in our country before, and at the same time, this thing is more suitable for growing in the Qinling Mountains of Shaanxi, because of the special growth environment, it is generally buried deep underground, and it is difficult to be found. At the same time, we also learned that there are many claims about this "meat reishi" on the Internet; Some people say that Qin Shi Huang was looking for the elixir of life at that time and found that "meat lingzhi" was one of the medicinal materials; Some people also say that Li Shizhen recorded a hundred medicines in the "Compendium of Materia Medica", and meat Ganoderma lucidum is also one of them. ”

The cute female reporter who has been broken by YY said that she didn't know what to do, and she was still working diligently in front of the camera: "Mr. He said that today is the weekend, and he will leave this "meat lingzhi" in his home first. Tomorrow we will go with our reporter to find this botanist to make a scientific identification of this thing. Then I hope that everyone will continue to watch our "Fairy City Zero Distance" at the same time tomorrow. ”

Humans can't stop her anymore, right...... If this is taken to the botanist's appraisal, it will be regarded by the botanist as a double insult to personality and profession, right? This is also pure! The "virginity certificate" issued by the former deputy commander to his wife will be given to her as it is!