The morning sun pierces the stratus clouds, and before you know it, the morning sun has dyed the sky red, the earth is reborn, and the busy people are dispelling the silence of the night. The first day of September has arrived.

Wu Ding stood on the old building that was not very tall, looking at the people on the ground in the distance, as if looking at a group of small ants.

"Let's go! Let's go back to the dormitory. Li Kui said as he moved his head and shoulders, "It's daytime." Besides, the dormitory won't be much better than last night~".

Wu Ding nodded. The two said goodbye to Cao Yu'er, walked through the sparsely populated street market, and walked towards Xianshi University. The sunlight spread with the footsteps, stretching Wu Ding's shadow very long, and Cao Yu'er watched them leave. The short road was gilded with a brilliant light by the sun, like a golden avenue, and between the buildings that could be seen in the distance, the morning sun had already revealed its figure, and the end of the road seemed to be a sea of light.

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Wu Ding was woken up, it was the roommates who came one after another, well~ It was also the sound of chatting between classmates. Wu Ding already knew that his dormitory, except for one student majoring in cultural relics protection, was all archaeology majors; Cultural relics protection is also in the Department of Archaeology, and the Department of Archaeology has only two majors under its jurisdiction - archaeology and cultural relics protection, and it is not an exaggeration to say that all of them are students.

People are social animals, and unless they are strangers, they always have to say hello and talk to people they know or want to know. Since you want to live together for a few years in a place like the dormitory, there is no harm in having a good relationship, and there is still no such opportunity as "thanking your roommate for not killing" - just as the great leader said: "There is no love without a reason in the world, and there is no hate without a reason", if a person has to swing a knife at a close friend who lives together, then it is enough to be a failure. Wu Ding was reluctant to be such a loser, so although he still felt drowsy, he still got up and prepared to join the army of gossip.

"Brothers~ I am" Wu Ding was interrupted before he finished speaking.

"Brother, it doesn't matter who you are. In the future, we will live together for four years, and we will not miss these few words. Lie down and continue to sleep, don't affect us to pretend! The white and burly classmate couldn't help but press Wu Ding on the bed—if Wu Ding was a bear, this fellow was an elephant—more than half a head taller than Wu Ding, and his body was more solid. Before Wu Ding could react, he was forced to pose as a great man lying still.

"Shh~ Listen to the voice, someone is coming, it's coming to us!" The dark-skinned classmate next to him took off his T-shirt, revealing the hideous dragon tattoo on his chest. This person's appearance is more sorry, it is said that he has thick eyebrows and big eyes, but it is a pity that he was harmed by the high cheekbones and slightly protruding jaw, plus a lean tendon flesh and black skin, there is no feeling of a student at all~ It is not wrong for him to act as a person on the road, but it is more suitable to play the big horse monkey.

"Fake, don't be afraid! Scare the newcomers. The elephant student said while squeezing his eyebrows, and at the same time took off his clothes - this person's tattoo is a downhill tiger.

Wu Ding understood it - the tattoo stickers sold at the school gate were just that. These two goods are also boring enough. But since there is a drama to watch, then it is better to watch the drama, Wu Ding is a strong onlooker in the spirit of watching the excitement and not thinking that it is too big a deal.

The footsteps stopped at the door, followed by a knock on the door—it's a good person, but it's a pity that others don't. The elephant classmate, who was not exquisite, shouted in a thick voice: "Come in!" He also moved his body slightly as he spoke, so that the "tattoo" was facing the visitor.

"Ha~ha~haha, 桀~桀桀~桀桀" The elephant classmates and the horse monkey classmates shook off their cheap meat and let out a silver bell ~ No, a barbell-like laugh.

The one who came in, dressed in a crisp suit – oh my! It's the beginning of September, and this one is from Mars. The person looks like Zhou Zheng, who looks quite normal and handsome sunny guys, but looking at the two shirtless tattooed hunk men with cheap smiles on their faces but nothing to do, this is already very abnormal, okay......

The atmosphere was awkward - the elephant and the horse monkey said that we were so hard at work and ignored that we couldn't keep laughing, that was a giggle. However, before the elephant and the horse monkey could make any further movements, the new man in the suit closed the door, walked quickly to the table and sat down, and couldn't wait to take out a folded tin foil from his trouser pocket, and then took out a lighter and quickly baked it twice under the tin foil, and the white powder on it was particularly dazzling.

The man in the suit placed the tin foil on the table, jerked his head down and covered one nostril with his hand, and then used the other nostril to intoxicate at the white powder. After sucking it up, he raised his head suddenly, and spit out a breath of turbid air into the sky, which was still faintly white particles, and fell on Wu Ding's face from afar......

If the atmosphere was a little awkward just now, it is solemn now. The elephant classmate and the horse monkey classmate were already on the verge of collapse, and at this time, the man in the suit said something vaguely - obviously speaking Chinese, but Wu Ding said that he didn't understand it at all. Fortunately, there is a real-time translator from the elephant classmate, "He~ He said: 'Brother, come and have a good time!' ’”。

The elephants and horse monkeys who couldn't pretend to be forced had been shocked, and Wu Ding couldn't hold back any longer, "Brother, don't make trouble!" ”。 Wu Ding said as he got up from the bed: "Mints can play like this!" Admire ~ Admire! ”。 Wu Ding was not sprayed in vain, this is a breath with a taste - like a spring breeze blowing through Lugu Lake, and the autumn rain moistens Jiuzhaigou, is it obviously the taste of mints?

The diorama was exposed, and everyone breathed a sigh of relief. Well, it was the elephant and the horse monkey who breathed a sigh of relief, and then couldn't help but say that they fought with the man in the suit - of course, it was just a pretending to slap twice, with this kind of acting superstar joining, college life will be very interesting...... please read the words "college life" together.

Just as it is easy for a husky to come to an agreement with a thief, it is easy for the four friends to come to an agreement about playing tricks. Therefore, when the later classmates entered 5136, it was such a kind of divine unfolding: in the smoky dormitory, two brothers, one black and one white, were showing off their tattoos, and the boss in the suit and leather shoes was coldly entertaining the newcomers, and Wu Ding was diligently handing out throat lozenges to the visitors, but his shaking of his head inevitably made people think about the ingredients of the throat lozenges......

Therefore, these four guys who wrote "weird guys" and read them as "funny" and nicknamed "little experts in death" caused tons of damage to all visitors who stepped into the door of 5136, and were also collectively despised by everyone. Among them, the young man on the top bunk of Wu Ding also had some blood, don't get me wrong~ No one did anything, it was just a traffic accident that happened while escaping from the dormitory~.

Finally, everyone came, and that trick could no longer be performed because everyone knew it. 5136 is a bedroom of only about ten square meters, but it is stuffed with eight men, except for a large table and four shelf beds, there is no other place, and eight stools can only be stuffed under the table. The big table was placed under the window, the ladder on the table and the shelf bed were tightly attached, and the slightly fatter Wu Ding and Li Dongyang, well~ I am afraid that the elephant classmates will need to lift their clothes in winter to pass. Wu Ding's bunk is on the right side of the table, fortunately it is the lower bunk, and on the top is Ma Sanbao, a Muslim boy from Qinghai, who was scared out of the door by the teasers before, and ended up colliding with others and fell down. Li Dongyang and Wu Ding ruled at the table, and the two fat men were in the lower bunk, which was really thankful. Xie An, the man in the suit, is Li Dongyang's upper bunk, Li Dongyang and Xie An are both from Gansu, so it is not surprising that Xie An's standard Gansu Mandarin can only be understood by Li Dongyang. Li Changgeng, a classmate of the horse monkey, was on the top bunk next to Xie An, and the excessive sunlight of Xinjiang gave him a dark complexion, which contrasted with the face rich in archaeological value. Li Changgeng's lower bunk is Wang Zhe from Yan'an, the peak of the dormitory's appearance, and a clear stream in the teasing world. Opposite Wang Zhe, that is, the shelf bed next to Wu Ding, the upper bunk is Ji Yun from Chencang, and the lower bunk is Tashi Gyatso, a Tibetan boy.

Just like the planting talent of the Chinese people, the talent of the Chinese people to find an opportunity to rub a meal is also max, this is not as soon as the 5136 brothers are ready to go out to eat and drink, as for the cost~ Just pretend to be shared by four people, and the rest only need to go with their mouths - the right to be a mental loss fee!

It's just about the three ultimate questions of life – what to eat in the morning, what to eat at noon, and what to eat at night, and the answer is different for everyone. Wu Ding, as a native of Xianshi, is a true fan of barbecue, and Li Changgeng from Xinjiang also loves barbecue, but Tashi thinks that eating hot pot in summer and using heat to heat is the right way, Wang Zhe doesn't want to eat too oily and spicy, saying that it is not good for the stomach, Li Dongyang and Xie An said that real men must eat spicy, Ma Sanbao abides by national principles and emphasizes going to halal restaurants, Ji Yun seems to want to drink some and is emphasizing the national situation that the party must not be without wine. It can be seen that the saying "life is expensive and comfortable" is actually undesirable, and wanting to follow one's own mind often means that it is difficult to reconcile.

At this time, I heard a knock on the door with a "knock, knock, knock". The knock on the door was not hurried, and it seemed quite polite, but unfortunately the people who fell into the "what to eat" circle did not care at all, and continued to argue.

"Knock ~ Knock Knock ~ Knock Knock!" This time, there was a knock on the door, which was much more urgent, and successfully attracted everyone's teasing attention. Tashi, who was closest to the door, turned around and opened the door, only to find that the corridor outside the door was empty—the sun was setting and the lights were on, the people who had gone out to eat and shopping had already left, and the lazy people waiting for their roommates to pack up were all huddled in the dormitory.

Tashi's first instinct was to play a prank, after all, the four outstanding performances of the previous four teasing performances had pulled a lot of hatred - who knows which victim intended to get revenge. So Tashi shook his head, and while going back to continue the discussion, he made up his mind to eat a little more for a while, eat out of style, eat out of level, and eat those four teasing flesh pain.

"Knock ~ Knock Knock ~ Knock Knock!" The knock on the door rang again, this time still loud, so loud that it affected everyone's food discussion. Everyone's eyes slowly fixed on Tashi, who could only consciously stand up and continue to open the door. The door was still empty.

Tashi, who was about to continue the discussion, found that in just a few words, the proposal to eat hot pot had been ruthlessly vetoed. Tashi, who was out of anger, stared at the door tightly, as if it was the butter spicy hot pot that was taken away - there was again and again, there was again and again, and there was again and again, and the teasing of the rise of the dead attribute was undisciplined, and he would definitely come again, and Tashi, who couldn't eat the hot pot at that time, must let him know why the flowers were so red!

"Knock~" Sure enough, the knock on the door rang again. As soon as Tashi, who had been prepared, heard the voice, he immediately jumped up and pulled the door open, but there was still no one outside the door.

"Who's knocking on the door", although no one spoke at this moment, everyone in 5136 thought so. Wu Ding couldn't help but say: "Ghost ~ ghost knocking on the door!" ”。 Wu Ding's voice was not loud, but it was deafening like a thunderbolt from the blue in the silent dormitory.

At this time, the sound of "squeak ~ bang" opening and closing the door sounded again, and it was next door. It's 5134, but the door to 5134 is still sealed!

In the dim light, the white seal on the vermilion door was particularly dazzling, like a bloody mouth that devoured everything.