Chapter 33 I have to find a chicken once in a while
Tai Er thought about it and said cautiously: "You really can't discuss?" β
"Yes!" I was childlike and said, "Use mana! When the time comes, you will eat, eat, drink, and drink to be outstanding, where can you use us here to mess around! β
Taier's nose is not a nose, and his eyes are not eyes, and he secretly pouted at Lori: "Didn't she say it just now, I can't do it." Pen, fun, pavilion www. biqugeγ infoβ
"Do you have any money, then?"
Tai Er: "Why am I going to be a man of you when I have money?" β
"Uh, so what are you capable of?"
"Ahem...... The weather is so nice today! Taiji looked up from the window.
"You want money or no money, you don't want to work hard?" I jumped up suddenly: "Let's say it bluntly, people like you are called hanging silk gnawing old clan, others gnaw old and you gnaw me, and I am not your old man." β
Tai Er blushed and said, "Isn't this a test, what kind of test is it if you want to bring mana down?" β
"Hey, you know that too?" Lori said coldly: "This is a test, you have to rely on yourself." β
Tai Er suddenly patted his head: "I brought a fan down, and I can perform illusions three times a day, so that you can do things much easier whether you are in the underworld or the yang world - this is better than having money, right?" β
I was moved: "Why don't you turn yourself into Jack Ma and go to the bank to withdraw money?" β
Tai Er cried and said, "It's ineffective ...... people."
I spat out: "Then it's useless, even if you can turn cow dung into gold like Jigong's fan, I have to be able to get out afterwards, now the streets are full of surveillance, even if you pick up a dollar in the bank, you can lock you up for ten or eight years, not to mention that such a few pieces of gold turn into cow dung, maybe I will be killed directly." β
Tai Erhu stirred: "Then I can be regarded as a skill." β
I thought for a while and said, "That's okay, since you have the ability, I won't let you be a coolie, so in the future, follow Xiao Zhuan Feng to learn skewers - this is a technical job, and most people can't learn it if they want to!" β
Tai Er was dissatisfied: "Do you have the ability to grill skewers?" β
I snorted, "Then you continue to be a coolie......
Taiji immediately became honest: "Don't don't, don't!" Grill skewers, just grill skewers, grill skewers are good, really good! β
At this time, footsteps sounded upstairs, and Xiao Gu came down the stairs, and when he looked at me, he immediately said, "Ah! Brother He is okay, right? As he spoke, he walked over and handed over a book and a stack of money to Lolixi: "The account has been calculated, and this is today's business money." β
Lolita took the money and counted it, and smiled at us: "Today's business is good!" β
I wondered: "Who just said that it doesn't matter if you want to go back to the skewer stall business in the underworld anyway, don't you be happy?" β
Lori glared at me and said, "Isn't this to have money to buy things?" I'll buy the phone tomorrow! β
Xiao Zhuanfeng spit out a bone from the pig's trotter that was gnawing and said, "Ahem, can I ask for one?" I see that others can use it to play songs! β
How easy it is to do things with money, I immediately waved my hand with a big grin: "Buy them all, we have money now!" β
Ximen said quietly on the edge of the blowing snow: "I want to find someone to forge a sword." β
I smiled embarrassedly at Simon Blowing Snow: "I'm sorry, there's no blacksmith now, if you want to get a sword, we can only buy it online or take something else to fight it ourselves!" β
Ximen Chuixue was a little disappointed and said: "Ordinary swords can't stop it, scissor hands are too powerful." β
After a long circle, things came back to the scissorhand killer, and we all sighed together: "It's a thing! β
Leng Ding couldn't help but ask Tai Er: "What scissorhands?" Can't be stopped by ordinary swords? β
I saw that this guy suddenly remembered, we have been guessing at the monster for a long time, why didn't we guess whether that guy was a god or not? There are many such things in Journey to the West, and at least more than half of the ninety-nine eighty-one difficulties are monsters from the heavens and the earth - in this way, it makes sense to say that the upper beam is not right and the lower beam is crooked, and there will be no accident on the ground without messing around in the sky!
Ahem, I'm not talking about this nonsense in the sky.
I briefly told him about the situation of Scissorhands, and asked according to the routine of Journey to the West: "Have any gods in the sky descended to earth recently?" "I have to try, if the gods and Buddhas are really coming down to find trouble, then I have to consider whether I am also the reincarnation of the golden cicada, anyway, the difference between killing and eating is not very big.
Taiji pondered: "It seems that I'm the only one recently, I shouldn't be an immortal, isn't it from the same place as them?" He pointed a finger at Little Drill Wind and Simon Blowing Snow.
"Why didn't you think about it, we all guessed, there is really no one like it!"
"No, there must be!" Taiji pondered for a long time, "I really think there's a guy who looks like you guys, but I don't remember where it is... Cuiping Mountain... No, Jiulong Mountain... No, Hulu Mountain... No, uh, yes! Oh yes, I know where this guy came from! β
We were all nervous: "Where's he?" β
"Colorful Mountain Scorpion King!"
I turned my head and asked, "Where is this monster?" Did you know or not? "I remember that there is only one scorpion spirit in Journey to the West, a woman, very powerful, she used a hook to pierce Sun Wukong enough, and then it was Angri Xingjun who came out to kill her, but what is the place where she lives is called the Pipa Cave of the Poisonous Enemy Mountain, and the enemy is not a scorpion tail or a scissors.
She and the white bone spirit and a few other monsters are one of the few monsters in the whole novel who died without background or backstage, so I remembered it vividly and thought it out instantly.
Xiao Zhuanfeng also said unconsciously: "I don't know! β
Tai Er was proud: "Of course you know, where is this scorpion king in Journey to the West - tell you that he is the scorpion spirit who colluded with Mrs. Golden Snake to capture seven gourd babies back then!" β
All of us said in unison, "It was him!" But then I asked, with Cartesian philosophical skepticism, "Are you sure?" β
Tai Er hesitated: "Although I don't dare to say anything else, but when it comes to the things of the legendary world, I am very familiar with it, there is nothing I don't know, I dare to bet with you on supper tonight, it must be him," he and I snapped their eyes, and immediately made up for it: "-Unless you describe it wrong!" β
Lolita exaggerated: "Hey, it turns out that it's still a tech nerd!" β
I looked around and said, "Since you know that this is such a thing, do you have any new methods and new tricks, isn't it your strength to learn from each other's strengths?" β
Lori said blankly: "I really can't think of anything else except to kill the spirit." β
Ximen Fuxue also nodded: "I still think that the sword should be cast." β
Xiao Zuanfeng looked at everyone and then looked at me: "Actually, I don't think we should be too pessimistic, at best, a scorpion is better than a shrimp - in that case, there must be a mother." β
Me: "...... You guys are a bit of a spectrum, can't you? Didn't you kill it together? β
Leng Buding Xiaogu said timidly next to him: "Brother He, although I don't know the games you play, but I have read Journey to the West and know that these monsters are all one thing and one thing - why don't you catch a chicken?" Angri Xingjun is a chicken, so don't you stop the scorpion essence? β
I gritted my teeth and wondered, "Can this work?" β
Xiao Gu didn't open his mouth, but Tai Er on the side was excited, and said eagerly: "It's useful and useful, it's really useful to find a big male rooster, even if it can not die, it will be scared, won't the soft-footed rake just clean it up?" β
Hey, don't say it, it's really this reason - we have to get it back once in a while***