At this moment, a person came in from outside the door, how to look at more than forty, and then look at more than forty, thick eyebrows, big eyes, high nose bridge, facial features look good, but together it makes people feel indescribably awkward, wearing a Tang costume and holding a folding fan, cautious and similar to coming in to be a thief. Pen % fun % Pavilion www.biquge.info

Lori Xigang's very irresponsible underground party manifesto obviously played a role in dissipating the morale of the army, the most concrete embodiment is that no one moved from Xiao Zuanfeng and Lorixi, I could only stand up and greet myself: "It's closed, please be early tomorrow." ”

The visitor's eyes widened and he said, "Do you think I'm going to eat?" ”

"Don't you ...... if you don't eat?" I said sincerely, "and we don't live in either." ”

He became more and more confused: "Don't you all know me?" ”

"Should I know?" I was angry: "Do you think you are a flywheel sea or a dung boy?" At such an age, do you play rock and roll - I don't chase stars! ”

He suddenly smiled and said, "You think you can hide it?" ”

As soon as he said this, everyone stood up, Lori pinched the small fork and was ready to transform at any time, Xiao Diamond rushed into the kitchen to carry the thermos, only Ximen Fuxue said calmly: "What's your name?" But he also grabbed the armrest of the chair, ready to kill the folding stool at any moment.

The result of our toss scared him enough, and muttered: "No, the address should be right......" As he spoke, he raised his head and looked at us nervously: "You are a princess of the underworld, a legendary world controller, and the two legends will not fail to see who I am, right?" ”

After the events of the past few days, my brain has opened a lot, and I instantly took two steps back and said vigilantly: "You are also a killer?" ”

Lori walked around the table and pretended to approach me casually, probably to surprise her, while Simon picked up a pair of chopsticks on the table, and I grabbed a can and put it down again - the jar was empty, so I might as well take a keychain from my pocket!

The person who came hurriedly took two steps back, and waved his hand in a hurry with a folding fan in front of him: "Don't worry, don't worry, I'm really not here to kill you, can you introduce me?" ”

I, Simon, and Lori said in unison: "You say! ”

"Say what?" Xiao Zhuanfeng took the thermos and rushed out instantly, and I immediately found that this thermos was different from the one I took out today to splash scissors - it looked like the hot oil was already cold, so he directly carried the pot of boiling water, and gnawed half of the pig's trotters with his right hand and pointed directly at the comer, making a gesture to throw it.

I stopped him and said, "Don't worry, listen to what he has to say." "Although I know that he is reluctant to gnaw the pig's trotters clean, but who knows, what if he is forced to smash people's faces?

Come to the human: "I am a god!" ”

Suddenly hearing this, I and Ximen Blowing Snow and Little Diamond Wind were stunned, but Lori didn't eat this set, and with a raised hand, the little magic fork in her hand turned into a sea emperor trident in the wind, and she said angrily: "Bracket me!" I've seen a lot of immortals in the sky, so there is such a number one as you? ”

The person hurriedly argued: "You haven't seen you, can't mean that I am not - can you recognize so many immortals?" ”

Lori didn't move at all: "That's right, I can't finish recognizing it, but the fairy spirit can't be hidden, right?" The immortal energy on your body is not as good as the statue of the God of Wealth on the wall, so how can I believe you? ”

Yesterday, Ren Xiaoyanxin invited the God of Wealth on the wall, and the total was only put on a stick of incense......

The person who came said neer: "I am an intern." ”

The four of us: "Cut~"

Ximen Fuxue interjected again: "What's your name?" "-Hey, Brother Simon's resentment is so big, but if there is someone in front of him who doesn't know his name, he won't be able to eat and sleep, and if the census is handed over to him, he will definitely not be able to run!

The person whispered, "My name is xxxxx!" ”

We all said, "Huh? ”

He raised his voice helplessly: "My name is Tai Er Zhenren." ”

I was a little confused: "I've only heard of Taiyi Zhenren, but I've never heard of Taier Zhenren!" ”

He said: "Taiyi and I are twins, his name is Taiyi, I am called Taier, and later he cultivated into an immortal and asked to write a big name and changed it to Taiyi, and I am still called Taier......"

He said this sincerely and sincerely, but I believe that he is not for this, but I have actually experienced this kind of thing: before I went to elementary school, I was called Xiaosan every day at home, so that I always thought that my name was He Xiaosan, and then I changed it to go to school, and I was stunned that I didn't change it in March, until the teacher of the parent-teacher meeting called "Xiaosan, his father, Xiaosan, her mother", which made my parents feel embarrassed, and I went home and beat me up before I reluctantly admitted this name that sounded like a joke - as far as the current situation is analyzed, Even if he is called He Xiaosan, he is much stronger than Tai Er!

Lolita thought for a moment and asked, "What are you doing here?" The implication was that he had already been recognized, so I sat down again with Simon Fuxue, and Xiao Zhuanfeng put the thermos on the table within reach, and stood next to me next to me.

Tai Er carefully found a stool to sit down, and when he saw the signs that we were all picking up bricks, he spoke again: "It's a long story......

I interrupted him and said, "Pick up the important ones." "--I am also disciplined, and I will never write one or two thousand words about a big fart for the sake of space, and being concise and cherishing ink is the truest portrayal of me.

Taiji was straightforward: "I'm here to apply." ”

I said casually, "Tell me about you when you apply...... Nonsense! You are all immortals, what should you hire? ”

Lolita sighed and said, "You can understand it." ”

"I knew it was going to be like this..."

Tai Er muttered in his mouth to express his dissatisfaction, Brother Simon coughed and pressed his hand on the back of the chair, he immediately cleared his throat and said: "According to the regulations, the immortal reserve who has completed the internship must go down to the mortal experience, and can only become a regular after the assessment of the heavenly realm, although I don't care about this identity, my brother doesn't do it, and he threw me down without paying attention, no way, I can only find a place where people are not staying and wait for them to test me......"

I was immediately dissatisfied: "Can you chat - what do you mean by not being a place for people?" ”

Tai Er said seriously: "Don't worry, I won't say anything even if you are demons, as long as you are not human, we are all aliens, and it has nothing to do with me to subdue demons and eliminate demons - I will definitely sit in the heavens, and there is no conflict with you 100%!" "He tried his best to get rid of his relationship with the heavenly realm, I didn't dig deeper, I guess if I asked again, I would have to say that it was a temporary worker, you said that it was too much of a crime to make a good person and a fairy reserve a temporary worker, and I couldn't get over it in my own heart.

I said leisurely, "How do you think I'm going to take you in?" ”

Tai Erle said: "Look, I guessed that you would say that, otherwise why would I say that I applied for a job-then you all know my identity, so I'm embarrassed to let me do coolies, right?" ”

"What do you think fits?"

Tai Er said with a big grin: "You don't actually need to do too much, just take care of food and housing, and just take a hand and help when the test comes." ”

At this point, I understand it, at best, it is to eat and live, and at worst, it is to say that it is a dog who lives at my house...... I might as well have a dog, at least not a picky eater and give me a slipper or something.

I said, "You just want to come to me, right?" I lowered my voice and asked Lorixi: "Does the underworld belong to the heavenly realm?" ”

Lori said angrily: "He is not an official immortal, what does it matter, besides, even the heavenly realm can't control our underworld!" We are not a system, no matter how good the traffic police are, they can't deduct points for people's train driver's licenses, right? ”

Xiao Zhuanfeng reminded next to him: "It is said that the chengguan is all-powerful." ”

I turned my head and said lazily to Tai Er: "I heard the words, the identity of the immortals is not easy for us to do here, let alone the intern immortals - if you really have nowhere to go, you can stay, but you must rely on your own hard-working hands to earn food, clothing, shelter and transportation, how many years have the exploiting class that has worked hard and has been defeated, you don't have to count on it." ”