Zhu Zizhen went out to call someone, and I didn't care about 3721 and went upstairs directly to find Yuan Hong Zixia, ready to tell them about the things that flashed people overnight, I don't plan to wait any longer if I don't treat people, if I don't hurry up, I will be caught blind if there is really a mess - there are a lot of TV dramas in this routine, and the things that open the sky in the morning have to be made into a thousand shots because of some trivial things, and many people have to sacrifice their lives to let the protagonist escape in the end, isn't this idle?

When I came to the door, I first knocked twice and no one answered, where can I manage so much at this moment, I saw that the door was not closed and it was directly opened, the door opened in response, I shouted and rushed in only to find that Yuan Hong Zixia was staring at me with embarrassed eyes, I stood at the door, and the two of them stood opposite each other with their arms around each other, from the point of view of the action, they were a little ready to combine the meaning of negative distance contact, I was embarrassed for a moment and immediately reacted, pretending to say: "You two practice wrestling?" ”

The two of them were frightened enough by my push on the door, until I made a loud voice and exclaimed three meters apart, Zixia was so ashamed that her face was flushed and immediately turned her head, and Yuan Hong frowned at me and said to me: "Engong, you should not see anything......

"No, no, I'm sure I didn't see anything!" I patted my chest and promised, "If someone asks me, will I see you singing poetry?" ”

"No," Yuan Hong whispered, "I know I won't." Pen | fun | pavilion www. ｂｉｑｕｇｅ。 ｉｎｆｏ”

“…… Nonsense, so what else do you say? "I can't help but scold Yuan Hong's grandson in my heart, you said that lonely men and widows stay in a room for such a long time, but mortal women are not snake spirits, then they must have enough time to come several times, but he turned out to be good, and he only started to warm up now after a long time!

At this moment, Zixia, who had been lowering her eyebrows, suddenly raised her head and said bluntly: "Lies always have to be exposed, no matter how many lies you use to cover up another lie, you can't cover up another lie, we might as well not hide it - besides, the love between men and women is human nature, what can't we say?" ”

What a Zixia, as a daughter, she actually has this rare insight and mind, I immediately high-fived and praised: "Yes!" Listen to what Zixia said, look at you again...... Listen to her right, you kid is rich! ”

Zixia was praised by me, Feixia, who had just dissipated a little, crawled all over her cheeks again, Yuan Hong opened his mouth and smirked and began to reach out to grab his ass, I slapped it with my eyes, and said, "Pay attention to the image!" In the future, you don't have anything to do to scratch your ass, okay, scratch your head when you're stupid and worried, just scratch your head! ”

Yuan Hong embarrassedly put his hand under his nose and sniffed it, and then he started scratching his head again, and said while grabbing: "Then I will be careful ...... in the future."

"Alright, let's stop talking nonsense with you, let's get down to business!" The embarrassment was skillfully dissolved by me and the matter was immediately put on the agenda, and I immediately said: "Time is not waiting for people, let's leave tonight, and then go back to our song to spend a small day!" ”

"It's all up to you!"

…… After the discussion, I immediately called all the people below, and after a while, Ren Xiaoyan and they also hurried over from Shangri-La, fortunately, Zixia's house was quite large, and more than a dozen people were crowded in it without being crowded at all, and I immediately got the support of all the staff as soon as I said the plan: "Okay, we wanted to leave early!" ”

I raised my hands and pressed down to signal quiet, and then said solemnly: "But now the situation is special, we can only slip away, so many people walk together The gate is too conspicuous, we will go our own way, and then we will all go to the private school of the old man in Montenegro to gather." ”

Someone immediately asked, "What's the name of the private school and where is it?" ”

It's obviously a very simple question, but because I didn't pay attention to it, I was confused when they asked me, and I didn't say that I was ugly when I opened my mouth a few times, but fortunately Pandora saw it more clearly and immediately answered for me: "The private school is called Sanwei Study, and next door is the famous Baicao Garden." ”

Zixia immediately sighed, and then explained to Yuan Hong: "I know there, it is said that there was a very powerful character in the private school, surnamed Lu, I don't remember what it was called - I heard that the person surnamed Lu was not good at reading when he was a child, because the word 'early' and the word 'fennel' of fennel beans have twenty-four ways to be written in the exam, and he can't remember it, so he engraved all of them on the table to cheat." ”

"And then?" I was fascinated and couldn't help but casually ask: "The table is full of early words that have not been discovered?" ”

"I didn't find it, but ......" Zixia grinned: "Because he carved twenty-four characters on it and carved the table empty, so he collapsed and smashed his feet directly when he lay on the exam, and the teacher ordered him to fix the table before he could leave school - by the way, because of this incident, he became very interested in carpenters, and later became the leading carpenter in the country, and his name was changed to Luban!" ”

Yuan Hong cooperated: "Wow, it's really amazing!" ”

We all cast a contemptuous look at this kind of person, and Zhu Zizhen chattered with great disdain: "Can a carpenter use such an exaggerated big brother, your acting expression is slightly exaggerated, and you don't have a heart!" ”

Yuan Hong glared at Zhu Zizhen, saw that he was about to say something but was gently pulled by Zixia, and then listened to her continue: "The carpenter is really nothing, but this is only his superficial identity, and the identity behind him is the most amazing - do you know that there is a killer organization called 'Xiao', Lu Ban is one of them, and his code name is only one word - 'Spot!'" ’”

"Wow!" "Really?" "Damn, won't you......"

After a moment of silence, everyone exclaimed in unison, and at the same time began to talk about everything, and I could only raise my voice and shout: "Can you not go off topic, everyone!" We're talking about escaping, and you're talking about Mao's Madara Uchiha! ”

My shout immediately calmed the scene, and everyone quickly stopped talking, but I forgot what I just said, and I didn't think about it for a long time, so I asked directly in anxiety: "What did you just say about me?" ”

"You just said the back door," Zixia instantly replied: "The back door of our Internet celebrity building is under my window, don't you believe it, take a look......"

This is still a, I couldn't help but say and immediately rushed to the back window to confirm, and then announced: "No nonsense, let's go down from here, and then all the three flavor study houses will be concentrated!" ”

Yuan Hong also leaned over and took a few looks: "Big brother, this distance is too high, right?" We're fine, but ...... of these? "Let's get a rope and hang them down," I immediately decided, "Hurry up and get started!" ”

I threw myself on the side of the bed and tore the quilt and tore it, tearing it into a knot one by one, this trick of making a rope with a bed sheet has been performed in many TV, although it is not surprising, but in the eyes of the ancients, the size is a thing, I was excited to tear the bed sheet and wait for them to come up to help, but no one came, and it took a long time to hear Yuan Hong ask cautiously: "Engong, I think it's almost the same, right?" ”

I didn't look back and said directly: "Nonsense, do you think this is enough, why don't you come over quickly......" Halfway through the words, I suddenly felt that something was wrong, but when I turned my head to look, I saw that only Yuan Hong was left in the window, and the others didn't know where to go, so they were immediately stunned on the spot: "What about people?" ”

"It's all down!" Yuan Hong pointed out the window: "I'm waiting for you." ”

Where can I manage so much, immediately rushed to the window, just approached and saw Chang Hao's head and two hands on the windowsill and smiled at me, behind is a long slippery body directly mopping the floor, for a long time he showed his body as a rope, I don't know what a stupid knot rope is, and immediately scolded: "Hey, you guys are playing me kid, see that I am busy in vain and don't say anything, it's too dark!" ”

Yuan Hong said curiously: "No, big brother, it's nothing if you tear the rope and wipe your butt on the way, why don't you stop you?" ”

Me: "...... You are paralyzed! ”

The place downstairs was not far from the back door, and it was now close to midnight, and basically everyone had already slept with the girl in their arms, and we didn't even see half a figure all the way, and we arrived at the door safe and sound, and before it was locked, we immediately pushed the door and ran out......

After we rushed out, something unexpected happened: the two turtles were peeing on the low wall outside the back door with their pants up, and the lantern was stuck in the crack in the wall, and as soon as I went out, I hit them opposite, and I was startled that they both turned around and spilled urine on each other's bodies and drenched everywhere, and at the same time we all stepped back, and one of the mouths I had seen during the day was ready to shout: "You ......"

Before the words were finished, Yuan Hong's eyes rushed up with a kick, and the girl immediately covered her crotch and fell down, foaming at the mouth - the other reacted quickly, and immediately covered the work with both hands when she saw the scene, but she didn't think that she couldn't stop the car at all, and she sneered out from between her fingers, and before I could do it, Chang Hao threw his ass and knocked him down the wall and knocked him unconscious, and also vomited white foam.

Their quick and beautiful blow not only saved us from fire and water, but also saved our buddies from the danger of being exposed, which immediately aroused everyone's praise, and their faces also showed a hint of color, but one person didn't buy it-Zixia screamed twice, and then complained:

"You're too ruthless! They're not bad people, why are you so ruthless! ”

Yuan Hong hurriedly explained: "We are not ruthless, we have no choice, what should we do if they are going to scream, except for the killing ring or being arrested, we can't accept these two points, so we can only not let them call!" ”

Zixia was stunned and said: "Why are they calling, you are not doing ......" She immediately stopped talking halfway through the words, but I already understood what Zixia meant, and immediately whitewashed myself and said: "Stop!" What Yuan Hong said is not the same as what you said, don't get confused - let's be honest with you, we have no money for the bustard, so these people must be called when they look at us, do you understand? ”

"Didn't give money? Do you owe a lot of money? ”

I nodded solemnly: "It's really a lot, more than 300 gold cakes are not your ransom money, what else can you do if you don't sneak away?" ”

Zixia was so anxious that tears were about to come out, and she stomped her feet vigorously and said: "Then you don't say it, and tell me not to bring money - the jewelry under my bed is worth more than a thousand gold cakes, plus at least two thousand money, not to mention redeeming myself and paying the bill, even if I redeem a few more, I will be enough!" ”