Chapter 61: Trapped by Money
Zixia forced Yuan Hong to say this sentence by way of question and answer, and then hit the snake and responded with the stick, although this scene did not shock the ancient and the present, but it scared us...... Paralyzed, Zixia originally loved him!
Obviously, Zixia's confession was by no means a whim, because she opened the curtain and walked out, looking at Yuan Hong face to face as if no one was around, and said loudly: "I have promised you, what about you, what do you think?" Can you take me as your wife? β
Yuan Hong's face immediately turned red, he didn't let go of his fart, and he didn't know where to put his two hands, so anxious that I stomped my feet next to me: "Bidong, why doesn't Zixia use Bidong?" β
"Yes, it's better to add another head touch!" Zhu Zizhen was also excited next to him, squeezed his eyebrows and said to me: "You really said that Engong, you are too powerful!" β
"It's all pediatric to me, nothing to boast about!" In addition to the excitement, I seized the time to pretend to be a force, and then pointed out the scene of this beautiful woman's forced marriage in the silk house, jumping up and down and saying: "Why are you still stunned?" What, everyone's togetherβtogether! Together! ...... together"
Zhu Zizhen clapped his hands first and joined the queue, then Dai Li, and then Wu LongβI shouted and poked whoever was next to me with my arm, and no matter who it was, I just shouted: "Why don't you keep quiet, come, you can have one too." Pen & Fun & Pavilion www.biquge.info"
"How can I get one?" A crying voice suddenly sounded beside me, "I can understand my brother now, and I am the negative teaching material for a long time!" β
I heard that the sound was wrong, and when I turned my head to look, I realized that the person poked next to me was Huang Tianhua, crying like a little boy who had just tasted love, and the tears under her eyes were stretched out, and she shouted: "Jiang Shang, do you think this is interesting?" β
I then remembered that there was this lovelorn man who was too quick and overly stimulated by the ups and downs, and my heart was soft, and I wanted to go up to comfort one or two, but at this time Yuan Hong suddenly said to us: "Uh, this, this, or you are all ......."
"Let's all go out, right?" Dai Li instantly understood, and made a big move: "Go, make room for the boss!" β
Yuan Hong was even more anxious: "I, I'm not ......"
"It's not a cave room, that's tenderness and sweetness!" At this time, the person was already swishing outward, Zhu Zi on the tail really squeezed his eyes, threw down this sentence and ran away immediately, Yuan Hong could only stare at me as if asking for help, and wailed: "Engong, I really don't ......"
"You ask for more blessings, you can only carry everything by yourself!" I pulled Huang Tianhua and walked out, and said to Yuan Hong with righteous words: "You are now standing at the peak of your life, and you will only have to go downhill in the future - I can tell you, now there are more than 3,000 men than women in all China, and there are many old singles, after this gas station, you don't want to find that public toilet again!" β
Yuan Hong was instantly stunned by my words: "What do you mean? β
"Realize it yourself!"
The strength from Huang Tianhua's hand is getting bigger and bigger, heavier and heavier, I don't dare to delay at all, I hurriedly dragged him out with this sentence, and all my attention was focused on Ya - Yuan Hong and Zixia's matter is the key to him, convincing him is closely related to our escape from Xiqi, I can't ignore it!
After the teary-eyed Huang Tianhua was dragged out by me, I pressed him to the edge of the table and sat down, and when I didn't know how to speak, a wine jug snapped on the side, Chang Hao sat next to him on the other side, and said directly: "Drink bar!" β
Huang Tianhua didn't say a word, grabbed the wine bottle and poured it all over, drinking all over his head and neck, the scene was exactly the same as the girlfriend of the poor man in the idol drama after being snatched away by the rich second generation, I immediately thought of the follow-up steps: Needless to say, this girl will definitely get herself drunk and then cry and shout, while shouting and continue to shout "I'm not drunk", "I still want to drink", "Bring the wine" and other lines, at this time my best is to continue to pour, pour it to death, and directly break the drink - he slept like this for at least two days, Even if I wake up tomorrow, it's a migraine, and even if I'm still in a hurry, I can't make up some fragments, and when we recall it all, we'll be gone......
I immediately nodded secretly and said, "Yes, that's it......"
Before my pride passed, Huang Tianhua had already finished drinking the wine, staring at me with glasses, raising his hand and pointing, and then he was planted under the table completely unconscious!
I jumped up from the stool: "You guys are too ruthless, aren't you?" β
Chang Hao patted his chest and assured me on the spot: "No, no, where did we get the poison, Engong......"
I stared at him for a while, then turned my head to look at Wu Long, and scolded: "Paralyzed, are you two sorry to say this?" β
Chang Hao Wu Long was instantly embarrassed, but Yang Xian stood up and explained to me: "Engong, that's not what they mean - what we gave Huang Tianhua to drink is wine, that is, we have a pot of monkey wine you drank with us last time, and we are afraid that this kid will turn around and disturb the boss's good deeds, so isn't this just for him?" β
"I see!" It dawned on me: "I didn't expect you to have this hand left!" β
Dai Li Cancan said: "This was originally reserved for the old bustard and turtle when he ran away, but for the happiness of the boss, he could only use it first - Engong, what do you say we should do now, I owe a lot of silver and the wine is gone, and it's all over now." β
Zhu Zizhen squeezed over and picked up Huang Tianhua from under the table and put it back on the chair, and said indifferently: "What's there, it's really not good, it's better to follow my method - won't anyone ask us for money after eating?" β
Before the words fell, the demons immediately objected, "You can eat a fart!" Many of them here are Zixia's friends, what do you say, eat or not? If you don't eat your sister-in-law, they will definitely report to the official, will we be able to go by then? β
Zhu Zizhen opened his mouth and laughed: "Then I can't eat it all over the city!" β
"Can you eat......"
The demons, you talk about it, no one can convince anyone, it is obviously a group of scattered sand, no one will be convinced without Yuan Hong, but he is trapped by love and can't come down to support, at this moment I can only stand up and say: "Don't say it, cannibalism is always the next policy, how to say it, the problems that can be solved with money are all small problems, why do we have to fight and kill?" β
Zhu Zizhen immediately muttered: "The problem is that we don't have it!" β
"Shut up!" Listening to what I said, it was reasonable for the remaining five demons to come back to their hearts, and they yelled at Zhu Zizhen together, and then heard Chang Hao say: "What Engong said is reasonable, but where can we get so much money?" β
"How many are there?"
Chang Hao was a little embarrassed and said, "If you count it today, I estimate that there should be three hundred gold cakes, right?" β
"What?" I almost didn't drop my chin on the instep, my God, after staying in the Fengshen World for so long, I also know a little bit about their monetary unit, according to the currency conversion here, a piece of gold cake can provide ordinary people with a happy life for at least ten years, and one million in the yang world, then these three hundred gold cakes are equal to 30 million - they have only lived for a few days, even if there are ten girls per day, they can't use so much, not to mention the Internet celebrity building, even if the Haitian feast is at most half!
After thinking about it, I finally came to a reliable conclusion, and the more I thought about it, the more correct it became, and I couldn't help but shout at them angrily: "You grandchildren must have brought Viagra, and they didn't even give it to me - it's not a thing!" β
"No, Engong, you misunderstood, we mainly eat here," Dai Li hurriedly explained: "Our brother eats a bit big, and he eats so much when he comes and goes, plus the eldest brother also makes Zixia some kind of sparrow tongue soup and hundred heart soup every day, and the cost is even more unbelievable!" β
"it!" I spread my hands directly and said, "There's no way, let's discuss how to eat people!" β
Demons: "Uh......"
I said angrily: "Don't pretend to be innocent to me, can I have a rut if you all eat like this?" β
The demons sighed together, and Zhu Zizhen was elated and triumphant: "Look, I'll just say that I am the only one who is your real savior!" β
At this time, Huang Tian's avatar on the table suddenly moved, we were all startled, and waited for a long time to find that this girl still continued to be unconscious, and it should have been a spasm caused by body pulses just now - some people will be like this when they sleep, and their bodies move twice for no reason, the reason is actually very simple:
You haven't moved for a long time, and your body doesn't know if you're dead, so you just jump down and try to see if you're still alive...... In the same way, Huang Tianhua was the same just now!
However, his move reminded Yang Xian of something: "Why don't we kidnap him and ask his father for money?" β
"Huh?" All the demons praised it in unison: "This is a good way!" β
The only one who expressed disagreement was Zhu Zizhen, but she didn't dare to say it out loud, so she only muttered in a low voice on the side: "I think it's unreliable, how troublesome, it's better to eat it directly!" β
"You guys are really ......" I let out a long sigh: "Forget it, let me get the idea - Zhu Zizhen, you go to Shangri-La and call them all, no one is allowed to be left behind, and everyone is dressed in weapons and equipment!" β
"Huh?" Yang Xian's eyes immediately widened and said: "We can't leave, you still call everyone else, and there will be no one to take the ransom when the time comes, Engong, are you wrong?" β
I shook my head confidently: "I have already said that I will not use such a low-level means of kidnapping!" β
"Could it beβ" Dai Li had an instant epiphany and said excitedly to me, "Could it be that Engong is for that?" β
"Why, did you think of that?" I was surprised and said to the other monsters, "Look, he's already thought of it, and you don't know whyβforget it, tell them!" β
All the demons looked towards Dai Li, and he was proud for a moment before he said slowly: "Engong is worthy of being Engong, everything is more thoughtful than us, how high is the skill, at least seventy or eighty chips......" "Don't talk nonsense," I interrupted him: "Tell the point!" β
"Yes, I'm talking about the point!" Dai Li laughed with him, and then said solemnly: "The business of the Internet celebrity building is so good, there are so many people, can we eat it all - Engong obviously asked everyone to come to dinner together!" β
"Poof-" I spurted out a mouthful of old blood, and said with a dying breath: "You are paralyzed, I called them here to sneak away overnight, and your uncle has dinner with you!" β