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However, I gradually recovered, and I didn't pay attention to the instantaneous increase in the cold around me and the process of dissipating in an instant.

Seeing that the whirlwind in front of the tombstone did not blow, I became melancholy, this time I did not make the female ghost laugh, but made myself unhappy.

After settling down, I continued, "Forget it, don't mention this sad thing. It seems that when it comes to marriage and love, it seems that I have no chance, and it is really difficult to be alone. Then tell jokes, no more bad jokes and self-deprecation. ”

The meat joke I talked about before was not abrupt, so I decided to tell another meat joke.

"Men can't stand eating women, women can't stand eating men, men and women can't stand eating beds, why don't there be many kinds of them, because the ground can't stand it. Guess what this thing is? I said to the grave with a wicked smile.

The whirlwind crept in and swayed back and forth a few times, as if to say she didn't know.

I smiled and said, "It's an iron stick yam!" ”

Whirlwind didn't respond, and I don't know if it was because I was too abrupt to upset her or if she didn't think it was funny at all.

In fact, I thought about it a lot, and later I learned that a 17-year-old girl in the flower season has just begun to bloom, and people of my age know so much. She had no idea at all in her mind about what the iron stick yam could stand and couldn't stand it, so she chose to be silent.

"Forget it, let's not talk about these non-nutritious ones, I'll tell you a more touching one. An elderly couple in their 70s was watching TV upstairs when the wife said, 'I want to eat ice cream, go downstairs and help me get it, remember to put a strawberry on it.' Write it down, lest you forget. My husband said, 'Please, don't remember it!' After a while, he brought a bowl of noodles, and his wife got angry and said, 'Didn't I tell you to add an egg?' 'Hey, I don't know if I'll be able to have such a lovely wife when I'm old.' ”

As he spoke, it seemed that the topic had come back to him. I couldn't help but start to feel sad again.

I don't know what's going on tonight, a big man, trapped in love...... Not to be exact, because the person who made me emotionally aroused had not yet appeared.

It should be said that it is troubled to find a daughter-in-law.

I remember that when I didn't have a girlfriend a few years ago, I said proudly: Why is the big husband without a wife, but now the momentum is much weaker, and it feels good to be able to find a makeshift woman to live without being lonely and old.

The whirlwind responded in a burst, drifting irregularly, not dispersing for a long time. I didn't understand what she meant, the effects of alcohol were getting heavier and heavier, and the time had reached the third watch, so I was too sleepy, so I fell asleep against the tree.

When I woke up, it was still dark, I took out my phone and looked at the time, four o'clock in the morning!

"Oh no, in another hour, my wife will call me to get up and let her know that I am sleeping in front of the grave, and I don't know what the consequences will be." After a short night's sleep, the wine was completely awake, and I rushed home, quietly opened the door and slipped in.

It was also very late when I came out last night, but fortunately, there were no snitch thieves in the dilapidated village at this time, otherwise I didn't close the door, and my wife would be in danger.

Quietly locked the door, came to the bedroom, and glanced at the opposite side, the master slept very sweetly, and the sleeping posture was still so beautiful, but she changed into underwear tonight.

I didn't dare to look more, so I hurriedly lay down on the bed and fell asleep within a few minutes. At five o'clock, the pain of the broom spanking came again, and I hurriedly got up and quickly dressed, and followed my sister to the morning exercise.

After breakfast, the master said to me: "Today's preliminary cultivation is over, you go back and continue to tell the hexagram, you can pick up any customers who are urging marriage or evil spirits, and if you can't handle it yourself, call me, I will help." Don't clean up the bedding, your junior sister will have a summer vacation in ten days, and then give you the second step of training. It's okay if you want to stay in your own house these days, and it's the same for your teacher, but remember, don't have intimate contact with those four girls. I don't like them! ”

To be honest, I don't like them either, I still have a little affection for He Qingqing among them, but people don't care about me, I never do things like shaving my head and picking hot heads. He readily agreed to the master and said, "Let's still eat at the master's house these days, and I have to send them food anyway." ”

"Well, I'll come on time when it's time for dinner, and I won't call you to save phone bills."

When I returned to the fortune-telling shop, it was not open for ten days, and the popularity was much less, so I sat in the store for a whole day, drank tea and went to the toilet.

I called Ding Shengxian and asked this second cargo to chat with me. Half an hour later, this guy came with a cheap smile on his face and asked, "Finished cultivating?" What are you practicing, is it a technique in the room? ”

"Damn, the dog can't spit out ivory from his mouth. I said that I practiced marriage cheats, do you believe it or not? ”

Ding Shengxian sniffed at me, frowned and said, "Faith, you have the smell of perfume on your body, it is used by women, yes, it seems that you are cultivating and harmonizing with a woman in bed these days!" ”

"Get out! Why don't you get anything out of your mouth! ”

"There is an indescribable smell on you besides the smell of women's perfume, as if you have been in a cemetery." Ding Shengxian asked suspiciously.

I was amazed at how this guy's nose was so smart, and I said, "I suggest you go and be a police dog to help the public security organs solve the case!" ”

Ding Shengxian said: "Honestly, is it a beautiful female ghost grave, otherwise you can't be so concerned." ”

"......" I'm speechless, this guy is definitely better than a police dog!

Seeing that I acquiesced, he resumed his smile and said, "Tell me what kind of female ghost it is, let me also see it, I haven't had a ghost in my life, I want to go back to the day!" ”

"Your uncle, can you not desecrate a flower girl!" I yelled.

"It's a pity that the dead flower girl is dead. If you can make me feel good before you die, then you will die without regrets! ”

This slut doesn't leave his old job in three sentences, and it's really a mistake to call him to chat today. Stayed up until dark and sent him away, but this guy didn't leave with a dead face, saying that he wanted to invite me to drink and play with me. I flatly refused, and after he left, I first went back to my house to tell my parents that I was safe, and then went back to the fortune telling shop to rest and sleep.

When I fell asleep at night, I dreamed that a crisp and ethereal voice was calling to me, and I have the impression that this voice was the voice I made when I told a joke in front of Liu Caihua's grave.

I don't know if it's a ghost painted by Liu Cai, there is no ghost in the dream, so there is no way to judge.

I wanted to wake up, but I couldn't, and it was like a ghost pressing a bed.

I've never had a ghost press bed, because I'm a fortune teller, and I don't know much about ghost hunting, so I always have things on my body to ward off evil spirits, and ghosts are not easy to get close.

But this night is very uncomfortable, chanting Amitabha Buddha does not work at all, the crisp and ethereal voice in the dream lasted for an hour, at first it still felt beautiful, and slowly began to be a little panicked, because I couldn't see the figure, just listening to the sound felt as if it was a ghost hooking the soul. In the end, I was terrified and sweated profusely.

I didn't wake up until dawn, and when I woke up, the picture in my mind was different from what I dreamed last night, and at this moment the appearance of Liu Caihua's ghost appeared in my mind, and she seemed to have been saying to me: "Come on! Come on! ”

There was no voice, just judging by the shape of her lips, it should be the word "come".

I closed my eyes and felt carefully, and then I heard a slight voice, the female ghost had asked me to go to her grave again tonight to tell her a joke.

When I opened my eyes, the image in my mind disappeared in an instant, and the sound disappeared. I couldn't help but shed two lines of cold sweat, and I saw that I was haunted by ghosts.

Do you want to go? If it's just a joke, it's fine.

But people and ghosts have different paths, and people and ghosts will be affected by yin energy no matter what. Today, Ding Shengxian can smell it just by his nose, which means that I have Yin Qi on my body.

I'm afraid that after talking about it once or twice, the female ghost will be addicted to listening to it, and if I have to listen to it every night in the future, then I can't stand it.

Last night, I couldn't sleep because it was too hot, and my wife didn't close the door when she slept, and the silent seduction in underwear caused me to walk out of the house. If you go to sleep in the cemetery every night and don't be scared to death, sooner or later you will be eroded by yin qi and lose consciousness, thus becoming dementia.

But if I don't go, I can't bear it, I have a communication with the female ghost last night, I know that she has been lying alone in the cemetery for many years, and her parents have long since passed away, and all the worries around her are gone, if I refuse her again, I don't know if she will be hit, or angry, and settle accounts with me, and ask for my life?

At the same time, I was thinking about whether to tell Shi Niang or Ding Shengxian.

Ding Shengxian, this slut...... must not let him know, otherwise he will be laughed at, and he will definitely take the opportunity to molest the female ghost at that time, such a miserable and beautiful female ghost chose to die because she was unwilling to be humiliated, and the same crime should not be let her suffer twice.

If she knew that I was telling meat jokes and molesting female ghosts last night, I don't know if it would affect my relationship with her and my sister.

After hesitating for a long time, I decided not to say it yet, and go to the appointment tonight, if the female ghost continues to pester, it just makes me tell jokes, and it doesn't affect me much, then I can consider learning the ability to hunt ghosts by myself, and wait for the female ghost to have an impact on me before I catch her with my own hands, and if I can, I will send her away as much as possible, and I really have to think about breaking it up again.

After making up my mind, I closed the fortune telling shop in the evening and came to my mother's house, saying that I would continue to live here in the future.

Shi Niang was very happy, dinner had been prepared and was waiting for me to eat, when she heard this, Shi Niang added another dish: roasted kidneys, and said let me make up for my body.