I was stunned for a moment, roasting my waist and aphrodisiac. Pen? Interesting? Pavilion wWw. ｂiquge。 info Shi Niang asked me to replenish my kidney, what does this mean?

Shi Niang didn't speak, and walked to the side to eat fruit and watch TV. Seeing that I was still in a daze, he reprimanded: "What are you rubbing, I won't give you heat if you don't eat cold again." ”

I didn't dare to say it in front of my wife, so I started eating.

After a long time, my wife turned her head and saw that I had only eaten a little, so she poured a plate of roasted kidneys into my bowl. I wanted to ask, but I swallowed it back several times.

After eating, my sister asked me to rest early, and don't talk about WeChat in the past few days.

I asked, "What should I do if my sister misses me?" ”

"Cut! Your sister is not your wife yet, and you won't get lovesickness if you don't have a few days of video. If you stay up late at night, I'll let you stay away from you. The master leaned up, her hair flicked, and she returned to the bedroom in a very chic manner.

Shi Niang's behavior today I don't know why it's weird everywhere, lying in the room, I thought about it over and over, took out my mobile phone and looked at it, my sister didn't send me a message tonight.

I wanted to send it to my sister, but I was afraid that my sister would hear the voice, so I didn't care about the hot weather, so I closed the door, and my sister didn't answer after sending the video. I couldn't help but call my sister, and it turned out to be the sound of the phone turning off.

It seems that the senior sister and the junior sister have discussed it a long time ago, and it will not be to play with me and hang my appetite.

I guessed in my heart, and the weather was hot, I had no intention of sleeping, tossing and turning for a long time, I heard the sound of the door of the master bedroom opening, and after a while, the master made a slight snoring sound, I knew that she was asleep, so I quietly opened the door and walked towards the grave.

Tonight, when I went to the appointment and came to Liu Caihua's grave, I bought a bottle of Erguotou and a few packets of peanuts as usual, found a tree to sit down, and said hello: "I'm here, are you there?" ”

The whirlwind in front of the grave slowly appeared, drifting down slightly, in response to me.

I took a few sips and said, "Let's continue to tell you jokes today......"

There is nothing else to say except to tell jokes, and female ghosts do not speak directly, and if people can hear the voices of ghosts, then it means that ghosts have begun to deceive people.

I don't know how to communicate directly with ghosts without hurting myself, so for now I can only talk about it unilaterally and let her be a listener.

After all, she is lonely, desolate, and has no relatives in the world! There is no concern, only a wisp of ghost remains.

And although I am also lonely, at least I am not desolate, I still have family, friends, and my sister and sister who love me and take care of me. I have a lot of concerns in this world.

I sealed the six senses with cinnabar in advance and began to preach: "There was a person who had no money to spend, so he said on Weibo who could lend him some money, and then a fan chatted with him privately and asked him to issue a card number, and he really gave him 200 yuan. He excitedly asked the man to give him more money, and the man said, 'Silly boy, I am your father, how can anyone give money to a stranger.' Since then, this person has been chatting with his dad on Weibo every night, and when he returned to his hometown half a year later, his dad told him that he couldn't play with the computer at all, where did Weibo come from, this person called his dad for half a year in vain, just because of 200 yuan. Haha, do you think this person is a fool and won't make a phone call to go home to confirm? ”

The whirlwind in front of the grave swayed back and forth, and it looked the same as last night, and she was amused by the joke, and she was trembling in the flowers.

I imagined Liu Caihua smiling like this in my mind, presumably she should be laughing from the heart, I don't know if this smile is overwhelming.

"Let's talk about one more, let's talk about a warmer one, it's too monotonous to just tell jokes.

There was a boy who said to a girl: Why are you so frugal.

The girl said: I'm afraid that you will be poor, and you will not be able to marry me in the future.

The boy said: If we don't get together in the future, then aren't you at a loss?

The girl said: Then you can't spend it randomly, in case other girls are extravagant, you can't afford to marry, I have to save for you, I can't let you beat a single.

How's that, isn't it very warm, such a girl is a rare gem in the world. It's a pity that I always don't meet like this, I've talked about it a few times before, I've been on a blind date many times, and I'm talking about money, asking you if you have a house, a car, a deposit, and a monthly income. I'm not very rich, but I'm not that poor...... Hey, forget it, complaining can only show that you are incompetent. Don't say these frustrating words. Originally, I wanted to tell you a little warmer, but I was afraid that you would be too desolate to be alone in this wilderness. Let's keep telling jokes. I said.

At this moment, the whirlwind in front of the grave drifted gently towards me, and as it moved three paces in front of me, it drifted back and forth, as if it wanted to get closer to me, but it no longer moved forward.

"You seem to be afraid that the cold will hurt me, so you don't want to move forward?" I asked tentatively.

The whirlwind swayed briskly up and down a few times, as if it was nodding as if it were a scholar.

"Looks like you can understand what I'm saying!"

The whirlwind swayed up and down a few times.

"Since you can understand it, then I'll guess your intention to get close to me but you're afraid of hurting me. Do you want to comfort me and think that I am unladylike, do you want to say that sooner or later I will be able to meet the girl who does not dislike everything about me? ”

The whirlwind swayed briskly, as if I had read her heart, and she was responding excitedly.

"I understand what you mean, thank you, I didn't expect that there is no girl in this world who can understand my heart, but I met it in the underworld!" I gulped down my wine, hoping that the feeling of dizziness would come up as soon as possible, so that I could indulge in the pleasure of communicating happily with the female ghost.

Quiet night, bright moonlight, desolate lonely grave, lonely man!

There is also the female ghost with a beautiful face that cannot be seen or touched.

Halfway through the wine, drunken and hazy.

A man gushed into the open space that if anyone passed by in the middle of the night, he would think that the man was either insane or evil.

This night, I was measured, after drinking the wine, I looked at the time, and at one o'clock in the night, I hurried home.

Shi Niang is still asleep, the jade body is horizontal, unchanged, except for the underwear that is changed once a day. It can be seen how much the teacher usually loves cleanliness and pays more attention to her hygiene.

With the pain of the broom pumping my buttocks, I jumped up with a scream, and the master said a little casually: "Why did I hear the sound of the door opening at one o'clock in the middle of the night last night, did you stinky boy go out?" ”

I was a thief, so I hurriedly lowered my head and lied while getting dressed: "No, there is no entertainment in such a desolate area, what am I going out for." ”

"It's best if you don't, if you dare to lie and lie to me, see if I don't beat you!" My wife shook the broom in front of me, and then went to wash.

Although the cultivation course has ended, the physical training set for me by my master will not end, and it will be a topic that will accompany me all my life, and I will never die. Ran and bought vegetables with Shi Niang, and then had breakfast at Shi Niang's house, and brought food to the four girls on the way when I went back, and then returned to the fortune telling shop and waited for business to come to the door.

There was no business for several days, and Ding Shengxian knew that I was no longer in retreat, and he had not received any tasks recently, so he stayed in my shop to drink tea and chat.

When I returned home in the evening, my wife added vegetables to me. A plate of something I had never seen before was placed in front of me, round with a hole in the middle, and it looked like an ancient copper coin.

I asked, "Master, what is this?" ”

"Money meat, good things, great aphrodisiac. Hurry up and eat, it's all yours alone. Shi Niang lowered her head, as if she didn't dare to look at me, and she didn't know if she was a little embarrassed.

I was asked to eat aphrodisiac things for two days in a row, and I also blushed a little and my heart was beating, what does this mean, Shiniang? You can't be hinting at me anything......

"Huh? Or tonify the kidneys, what do you want to do to me, Master? I couldn't help but ask.

Shi Niang still didn't look at me, but her face didn't blush, she just said lightly: "Hurry up and eat, I see that you have been weak recently, and I specially made up for your body, don't think about it!" ”

Am I weak? How do I not feel that to say that I lack exercise I admit that I am there and that my body is weak? I was puzzled, but my mother refused to say more, and I couldn't ask, so I had to do it.

After taking a bite of Qian'er meat, I felt that it tasted good, so I asked, "What is this Qian'er meat made of?" ”

Shi Niang's face was a little crimson at this time, and she didn't answer. I saw that her expression was wrong, so I took out my mobile phone and planned to search the Internet for inquiries. Shi Niang scolded: "Don't do anything else when eating, don't you know if you don't eat or sleep?" ”

I stupidly put away my phone, eat first, and then inquire after eating. A plate of Qian Er Meat Master didn't move a bite, let me eat it all, and then I checked on the Internet, and I was immediately embarrassed! This thing was cut from a donkey's whip!

Get this kind of thing for me to eat, and say it's nothing. I can't calm down in my heart, my sister's behavior in the past two days is a little strange, I don't say anything when I ask her, I really don't know if she is secretly seducing me and letting me eat these hot things, and when I can't hold it back, she will push the boat down the river and let me push her down?

She may be embarrassed to say this kind of thing, first, she is a woman, and secondly, she is a widow, so she can't pull her face. So you tried to seduce me?

Am I going to be a beast? Or is it inferior to a beast?

I was absent-minded all day, and Ding Shengxian saw that my expression was different, so he put his nose close to smell it and said, "The smell of the grave on your body has worsened, have you spent the night in the cemetery these two nights?" ”

I was startled and hurriedly said, "No, it's just a mass grave when I was exercising in the morning." ”

"Lie, the aura on your body is very single, if it is a mass grave, it should be a mixture of multiple yin qi. Tell me honestly, if you are haunted by a female ghost, don't be embarrassed, early detection and early treatment, but don't believe in ghost stories like A Chinese Ghost Story, people and ghosts fall in love and don't end well! Ding Shengxian said with a serious face.