At the end of the Qing Dynasty, the capital.

"Radish ~ Sai pear - it's spicy in exchange!" This kind of radish is really a pear, a bite of a puddle of water, although there is no pear sweet, but it never has a little spicy taste, and the price is low, it tastes sweet and crisp, not only watery, but also no scum.

"Tofu brain is hot~", the tofu brain in the elderly is not the popular bean curd of Sichuan and Xiang, it is a soft and tender tofu that is shivering, poured with a spoonful of marinade on top, with garlic paste ~ fragrant!

"Yi Yo, hey, alas-tea soup yo~" The shoulder of the tea soup seller picks a pick and sells it along the street. The tea soup is made by grinding the millet into fine noodles - hot water through the bowl, the millet noodles are put into the bowl and mixed into a paste with cold water, and then washed with boiling boiling water, sprinkled with some red and white sugar, green and red silk, white sesame seeds, walnut kernels, etc., the beautiful name is "Eight Treasures Tea Soup".

"Sweet and sour bean juice comes - hemp tofu", bean juice is a specialty of Beijing, and few outsiders can drink it. According to the old saying: only those who can drink bean juice are considered real Beiping people - mung bean dregs are fermented and boiled into thin soup, which is "bean juice", light grass green and slightly yellow, sour and mildew, thick, mixed and hot. Served with coffin board pickles, sip three or two bowls, the more you drink, the spicier you drink, the more you drink, the hotter you drink, and finally sweat profusely, and the tip of your tongue is numb.

The shouting of the hawkers in the capital is very special, the tone is frustrated, the changes are complicated, some are bold like a big flower face, some are gentle like Hua Dan, all walks of life have different shouting, in addition to pedicure, shaving head, plucking pigs of the "eight silent", there is also a line of people who are not happy to shout - fortune telling to see feng shui. The fortune teller pays attention to Jiang Taigong's fishing, and the wisher takes the bait, and coaxes people to burn high incense with future generations. No, this old gentleman with fairy wind and bones sits firmly in Diaoyutai, and his own business is delivered to the door.

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"'The old crow fart flying in the air, the carp urine that is tight in the water, the queen mother's face powder, the alchemy ash in the Laojun furnace, the broken turban worn by the Jade Emperor requires three pieces, and five sleepy dragon whiskers: send this medicine in the decoction of six things, and you will be sick and wait for the time to go' "Journey to the West" knows, right? This is the medicine primer prescribed by Sun Dasheng to the king of Zhu Ziguo. Yes, it's a medicine primer, not a medicine! Better than medicine!! "It is rare for the old gentleman to enter this high-ranking family, and his tongue is becoming smoother and smoother when he sees the windfall entering the door.

"The prince is the noble of our Qing Dynasty and the dignified prince of the Heavenly Empire, isn't his position as good as that of the king of the state? On weekdays, ginseng, Ganoderma lucidum, and He Shou Wu are still eaten less, so if you want to cure the root of the prince's noble illness in the medicine primer, with this medicine primer can the medicine be introduced to the scriptures, and the medicine power can really be introduced, and the prescription itself is easy to say - you see Sun Dasheng treating the king of people, and the recipe itself is commonplace, rhubarb, croton or something, and the doctors disdain to use things. You say with rootless water? Hey, that rootless water is the nectar of the Dragon King of the East China Sea! I can't find it! "It's like a clever tongue, it's just about "Journey to the West" Sun Wukong, and someone has to believe it......

The speaker Miao Miao ~ the listener Dun Dun, this kind of Ali Buda thing is really believed in - "However, the prince's disease is only a disease caused by hard work, and it is not important at the moment, but it is just "incurable and fearful", fortunately, I met the poor road early, and this medicine is enough as long as the dragon is blind. What is a trapped dragon's beard? Hehe, it's not any dragon's beard grass or dragon's beard vegetable. In the Song Dynasty, there was a general of the Yang family, Yang Liulang was sick and could not go to the expedition, so he wanted the dragon beard to be cured - the dragon beard was the beard of Emperor Taizong, and the wind hair was the hair of the Empress Dowager Xiao of Daliao. And speaking of which, what the prince wants to use is a sleepy dragon beard and a dragon beard is still slightly different, and what he wants is this word "sleepy"! ”

"Where to look? This ~~ law does not pass on the six ears, you come with the ears. In addition to the dragon gods of rivers and lakes in the world, only the emperor is the true dragon son; What's more, isn't today's Long Live Lord in Yingtai? Throughout the ages, is there anything more real than this? ”

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"What's wrong with you, Lord Wang? Lord Wang, why are you bleeding from seven holes~~ Quickly pass on the imperial doctor! ”

"Imperial Doctor~ What is the matter with this disease? Poisoning? Arsenic! ”

"Recently, the prince has been eating as usual, but ~ just taking the sleepy dragon beard !!"

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"Damn~ I'm heavy again! This meow's weight loss is getting heavier and heavier, and I haven't eaten dinner for more than 20 days a month~ Is it because I don't have enough perseverance? Li Dongyang stood on the scale and let out a soul roar.

"Who says you don't have perseverance? Haven't you been single, haven't you been insisting on it for more than ten or twenty years? And it seems that it will continue to persevere......" Wu Ding, who was taking a nap, was woken up and said with intuition.

"Are you embarrassed to say me? Except for Li Changgeng, everyone is a single dog, okay? No~ You're a single pig, because dogs can't be fat like you at all! "The 5136 Chief Troll is trying to defend his dignity.

"I'm fat~ but I'm fat and happy! It took tens of millions of years for humans to climb to the top of the food chain, not to eat chaff! What's wrong with me being fat and loving meat? Have you eaten your meal? And you really haven't eaten dinner in more than 20 days - you eat more lunch than many girls eat in a day! It's also night when you go out for dinner and supper, um~ That is, the days when you eat at night, you don't eat less than me, right? Wu Ding went back - speaking of Li Dongyang's weight loss method, if he is not fat, the ghosts will come out......

"Ya~ You're fat and fat! As long as a fat man like you is concerned, all he is thinking about is a beautiful woman, why don't you die? Li Dongyang selectively ignored Wu Ding's words - this way of losing weight has been debunked, and it is really difficult to explain.

"What's the drop~ Are you still energetic? The good-looking skins are the same, and the interesting souls are one in a thousand! The human body is originally a stinky skin, and my soul is noble enough to be OK. Am I more attractive than you because of this? Have you forgotten the speedy beauty webmaster and the black silk beauty of the library? I'm such a man! Wu Ding got up from the bed as he spoke, and stood in front of Li Dongyang fixedly. The library licked the black silk leg angrily and didn't explain, the beautiful network manager ~ that is, Cao Yuer - a few days ago, 5136 collectively went to the Internet café for a night, the single dogs saw the beauty coming hard, Wu Ding pretended to ask for a phone, after all, they met once, Cao Yuer was very cooperative; SO~ Now this product is pretending to be forced again......

"Eh~ Can I ask weakly~ If they are all stinky skins, why should you, a noble soul, pursue external beauty? I think Ludorp in our class is quite suitable for you......" Ji Yun couldn't stand it anymore. Ludorp is a girl in the cultural protection class, and she is a very good person, and she looks good~ I'm a little sorry, to be specific, she looks like Wu Ding - a girl looks like a rough man of 200 pounds, do you want to ~ think about it again......

"The height of my soul has reached a certain level, and ordinary people like you can't understand it~ So I don't need to think about the inside when I find a girlfriend, anyway, no one is as tall as me - in this case, of course, I have to find a beautiful one, which is called resource sharing and complementary advantages." Wu Ding said unashamedly.

"Can I? The good-looking skin is the same~ more than 200 pounds of interesting soul? You really think that beautiful women are blind~. But don't worry, there will be people who love you - love your greasy, love your obscenity, love you don't know how to live or die, love your stinky shamelessness! Li Dongyang has finally entered the state, and these few sentences are still very level-it can be confirmed by the face that has changed from Wu Ding to the color of pig liver......

"Where do I have 200 catties~ more than 200 catties? I'm only 198 pounds, okay? And I curse your girlfriend for being a flower! Wu Ding went back - 1 said that 198 catties is really different from 200 catties......

"Curse your girlfriend for ice cream!" Li Dongyang fought back.

"Your girlfriend is an ambulance~ No, the bus!" Wu Ding continued.

"Your girlfriend is mahjong!" Li Dongyang continued to fight back.

"Wait a minute~ I think the girlfriends you two have are the same person......" Ji Yun said faintly.

"Shut up! I don't talk to someone whose girlfriend is right-handed! "Li Dongyang's firepower has shifted.

"Hehe, isn't your girlfriend floating in the sky?" Wu Ding also turned hot.

"Your new girlfriend was blown up, your old girlfriend was blown up, you X life can't take care of yourself!" Li Dongyang opened up.

"How can you say that~ Do it yourself, Ji Yun X has relied on self-care all his life!" Wu Ding mended the sword.

"Well, I was wrong. Don't say it, okay~" Ji Yun couldn't bear it.

"You're in a dorm? Don't know what's wrong? Li Changgeng pushed the door in and left this sentence.