Chapter 2 Make me unhappy~ Let him not be happy for the rest of his life

"It's just your day's business. What's wrong~ Did aliens invade Earth, or did World War III break out? Li Dongyang's train of thought was interrupted, and he was a little unhappy.

"Not really. Didn't there be a case of mother murder in Xianshi a few days ago? Now the PC has found our academy......" Li Changgeng said unhurriedly as he picked up the cup and drank water.

"What does this have to do with our academy?" Wu Ding asked curiously.

"It really matters. When PC went to investigate and collect evidence, he found that there was a priceless green jade gourd at the scene of the crime - it should be impossible to obtain this antiquity from legal channels under the conditions of the victim's family. PC suspected that there was a possibility of a 'case within a case', so SO~PC came to our school to find someone to identify. Li Changgeng yawned as he said - he had to go out to inquire about this kind of gossip even if he didn't sleep at noon, this product really has the talent to be a paparazzi......

"Hey~ That's it? It's none of your business, hang it high, let me sleep for a while~" After saying that, Wu Ding stretched his waist and prepared to join the "Huilang Sect", the largest sect in China.

"This matter may have nothing to do with anyone, but it must have something to do with you!" Li Changgeng put the cup on the shelf, with an expression of an old god.

"What does this have to do with me?" Wu Ding was puzzled, turned over and sat up.

"If I'm not mistaken, your high school is at Nine Heavens High School in Immortal City, right? You've all told us~ That murderer, um~ Even killing your own mother is a beast, it's your high school, it's called Xu Zheng - although the name was hidden from the TV report, it still made me find out! Li Changgeng had a "come and praise me" expression.

"Hiss~!" Wu Ding gasped.

"What's your expression? Do you really know that beast? Li Dongyang's gossip soul is also burning.

"You're right! I really know him—it's not surprising that this thing is so bad......" Wu Ding said quietly.

"Let's hear it~" Li Changgeng approached Wu Ding, looking like a curious baby.

"Xu Zheng, this is my high school classmate. Eh~ This product is not good at studying, failed the college entrance examination, and went to repeat, so it is still ......in Jiutian High School" Wu Ding had just started his words, and was interrupted by Li Dongyang.

"Wait a minute~ Don't say it now, I have something important!" After that, Li Dongyang rushed out of the dormitory door,

"What nerves does he have?" Wu Ding looked at Li Dongyang, who was leaving in a hurry.

"Okay~ Now let's continue!" Li Dongyang has already gone and returned.

"What you mean by that is important—is it to buy melon seeds?" Wu Ding was upset.

"You're wrong~ I'm in a hurry and don't want to endure going to the commissary. The melon seeds were asked for by Li Kui! Li Dongyang said while snorting melon seeds--live and cold, poking right and wrong,

"Why do you know that Li Kui must have melon seeds?" Wang Zhe asked~ The focus of high-IQ people is always different from others.

"Li Kui is a mysterious creature that claims to survive for a week with only melon seeds and cola! He always has melon seeds everywhere - I saw him buy five catties at a time! Li Dongyang said while sipping melon seeds - this person's oral work is also good, and he still speaks crisply and loudly with melon seeds.

"Hey~ Do you listen or not? And you still want to lose weight without leaving your snack? "Wu Ding was interrupted N times, and he was already unhappy.

"Gotta ~ you say, let's all shut up and listen to you!" Li Dongyang said as he gave Wu Ding some melon seeds.

"That's a patient! His home is far away, and he lives in high school. One day at noon, the classmate he slept with had a birthday - is it a birthday~ You know, you always have to buy a cake to celebrate, and that classmate called a few friends to celebrate in the dormitory. When he was cutting the cake and singing the birthday song, Xu Zheng was noisy and scolded directly. Where can the birthday classmates endure this~ I went back directly, greeting Xu Zheng's family, Xu Zheng rushed over and grabbed the cake knife, and cut down three or five people on the spot...... "Wu Ding said while posing with his hand to cut people.

"I'm going to ~ really fake? Is there still such a person in the world? Li Changgeng's eyes lit up when he heard this kind of gossip.

"Yes~ In the words of "Water Margin", the surname Xu Mingzheng ~ has a vague face like a ghost, and his figure seems to be like a human. The chest is a brocade naughty, and there are three strong lines on the forehead. He is eight feet tall, his waist circumference is also eight feet, the people in the rivers and lakes call him 'eight feet crazy', a stainless steel cake knife will dance up, and three or five people can not get close to him, it can really be said: water can't be splashed in, needles can't be pierced. He bullies the weak and has the courage of ten thousand people, and he has the unfathomable wisdom to do evil, which can be called a tyrant in Jiutian High School! Wu Ding said as he picked up the enamel lunch box on the table and knocked it heavily - this storyteller has awakened and is using the lunch box COS to wake up wood.

"Hey~ Why do I feel that this thing has an enmity with you? You haven't been bullied by him before, have you? "Li Dongyang's troll profession comes with a function of detecting weaknesses.

"This ~ this kind of person likes to find trouble when he has nothing to do, and he will cut people if he doesn't agree with him, do you think I will be as knowledgeable as a patient? Then I'm not going to be a sick person......" Wu Ding muttered.

"Well, it looks like I'm not wrong. You coercion~ You must have been bullied by that guy! And the bullying is quite miserable, and I haven't retaliated back yet - you can put a mouth cannon behind your back for this kind of coercion! Li Dongyang nodded confidently.

"Hey~ I have a grudge against that guy. Well, he bullied. But I'm definitely revenge! I bewitched him and his girlfriend; also instigated others to fight with him a few times - and then gave a small report to the teacher; I also have the credit that this product was not admitted to college, and I sat close to that cargo in the college entrance examination, and I didn't take a shower for two weeks! Wu Ding said indignantly.

"Huh~ goosebumps are going to be rin out of you - how can I know someone like you? What's the difference between your style and poisoning someone's teacup? Hmm~ The only difference is that you're more insidious and disgusting! Li Dongyang looked at Wu Ding with disgust while shaking goosebumps that didn't exist.

"Ji Ji ~ What makes me unhappy today, I will also make him unhappy for life!" Wu Ding let out a honeyed smile again-this kind of thing is not in Wu Ding's body......

"This sounds familiar~ Baa, who said that?" Ji Yun asked curiously.

"Whoever makes me unhappy, I will make him unhappy for the rest of his life - this is what the Empress Dowager Cixi said, Lafayette's 60th celebration embezzled the navy's military funds to repair the garden, and some people objected, and the Empress Dowager said so." Li Dongyang explained to Ji Yun.

"Oh~ And then?" Ji Yun asked.

"Then the person who played the game was dismissed, investigated, demoted, or punished, or punished, and then we lost the First Sino-Japanese Naval Battle—I don't need to go into details, right? You should have studied modern Chinese history~" Li Dongyang had a caring expression on his face for mentally handicapped children - although the protection of cultural relics is a science major, but it is better to eat at the College of Culture and Museum, Ji Yun, you will be laughed at if you go out without common sense......

"What's the difference between this and 'someone bites me, I kill my whole family'? It is because there are more people like you who don't care about the overall situation that the world is getting more and more filthy! Ma Sanbao rarely jumped out to accuse others - Wu Ding slept and snored too loudly, and Sanbao on the upper bunk had already looked at him unpleasantly.

"Everyone has bitten you~ Are you still polite to people? Are you stupid? And I recently learned a sentence - 'ignoring the overall situation is wisdom', you need to take care of the overall situation, understand the general situation, well~ is equivalent to making sacrifices, it is always the disadvantaged group, the strong rule the world naturally to protect their own interests, only the weak will be asked to take care of the overall situation! Wu Ding retorted calmly.

Well, he's right. Didn't Yang Zhu say in the Spring and Autumn Period: 'Pluck a hair and benefit the world, not for it' - plucking a hair from me today is said to be beneficial to the world; Tomorrow I will unload one of my legs, and it will be said that it will be beneficial to the world, and this day will not be possible. The weak are not obliged to pay or sacrifice for the strong, if everyone can do nothing for their own interests, it can be regarded as a sense of the world's great governance! "Wang Zhe came out to stand up for Wu Ding - Wang Zhe has been studying Taoist classics recently, and everyone who can rely on it is unconditionally supported.

"You see I'm right! But then again, Guangxu was actually poisoned by Cixi, it's really pitiful~" Wu Ding sighed faintly.