"Hey~ This must be the weirdest welcome party I've ever seen......" Wu Ding looked at the magic trick being performed and sighed deeply. Everyone actually knows that magic is fake, so there are generally few people who are more real, but it can perform a simple magic trick like "drawing a handkerchief at the bottom of the cup" to the goof, and it is so obvious - it is really "wonderful". The secret of "drawing a handkerchief at the bottom of the cup" is not unusual, the cup originally has a small hole drilled, and when the water is poured to prove that the cup is complete, the magician blocks the small hole with his thumb, and the water does not leak naturally; After that, wipe the cup dry, and then quickly pull the handkerchief out of the small hole, which is the so-called "cup bottom handkerchief". There was a problem in the first step of today's wonderful performance, the hole made by the copycat magician to the cup was too big, and the thumb couldn't stop it at all - now the water was ticking down the magician's hand, but the copycat magician still insisted on performing~ Is this treating the audience as blind......

"Have you seen a lot of welcome parties? Let's just say that this time is the weirdest! Li Dongyang scolded Wu Ding unhappily - the chorus of 5136 is the finale, and if the welcome party is defined as "wonderful" so early, doesn't it mean that he is also wonderful.

"I've only seen the college's orientation party. Well, that's this time. But I'm sure it must be the weirdest. Wu Ding said as he pointed to the stage. The "Lotus Leaf Dance" is being staged on the stage, and the dancers are naturally 03 girls, although they are all amateurs, but the girls are all eighteen or nineteen years old, with a youthful and beautiful face - this is already a rare high-quality program at the party, okay......

"Pretty good jump! Yo~ Are you still dissatisfied with this? Do you dislike that the girls in our college are not beautiful enough? Why don't you go up for a while~ How about learning An Lushan to have a Hu Xuan dance? Anyway, you're all dead fat......" Li Dongyang felt that Wu Ding was purely nitpicking. If Wu Ding dared to admit that the girl was not beautiful, Li Dongyang would definitely inadvertently say something and let Wu Ding taste the rush that was rejected by the girls in the whole hospital.

"People are good, the key is the clothing - wearing bodybuilding pants on stage, it is completely the 90 version of the "Fengshen Bang" sense of déjà vu. There are also girls in bodybuilding pants dangling in the wine pool meat forest of the king of the border, and the forehead~ Nuwa too, if you look carefully, does it feel very similar - and ~ at least Nuwa's bodybuilding pants are not open...... "Wu Ding's observation ability and brain replenishment ability are very good.

"Eh~ let you say that, it is." Li Dongyang looked at it carefully and had to admit that what Wu Ding said made sense. For most post-80s generations, "Journey to the West", "Fengshen Bang", and "The Legend of the New White Lady" are three must-watch serials during the summer vacation - in the early years, computers were not popular, and the summer vacation was only to watch TV. The plot of the picture in the play is really known to everyone and no one knows.

"Hey~ If you don't rent a dance costume for eight yuan, you can't watch this show! Hey~ Who is that, it's the beauty who opened the line of bodybuilding pants just now, and the line is getting longer and longer! Ah~ Ou You, the big white legs are exposed, let me take a closer look~" Wu Ding's obscene nature was instantly exposed......

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"Liu Qi, I declare you. My brain, every organ in my body, is saying I like you! Wu Ding and the others, who were coming down from the stage, were instantly covered with black lines. The poison of Taiwanese idol dramas is too deep, and Tang Dan's strange way of confession is really powerless.

"Is this a confession - why do I think she will be hit by a car and killed immediately if she says this......" Li Dongyang automatically turned on the spit mode.

"No~No~ No, car accidents aren't played like this. With my many years of clinical experience, this should be a Korean-style confession - Korean dramas have three treasures, and cancer in a car accident can't be cured - now it's indoors, the turn of the car accident is too blunt, or cancer is more appropriate~ Let Tang Dan spit out a mouthful of red blood after the successful confession, and then fell into Liu Qi's arm, gently stroked his face, and said to him: 'You must be happy', and then burped. Li Changgeng said that his TV was not watched in vain, how could a poignant love story be missing the disabled female number one. And ~ what the hell is clinical experience? Could it be that you have relied on this brainless confession for many years to drive clinically? Yes, we can only write a big word "service......

"Hey~ It's fun to hear what you guys say, but can we be quieter! Liu Qi didn't react, Tang Dan was waiting for Liu Qi's reaction, and everyone else was watching them. You two are complaining so loudly now, how can we watch the play quietly......" Wu Ding whispered to remind his roommates to pay attention to the impact - if you want to be a beautiful man quietly, no~ be a melon-eating crowd quietly, low-key is a must.

"I'm sorry~ this, I'm afraid I can't accept it......" In front of everyone's eyes, Liu Qi really couldn't be silent, so he could only whisper - As for leaving, Tang Dan was directly in front of Liu Qi, and with the strong onlookers around him, Liu Qi was really not allowed to leave.

"Why? Am I not worthy of you, I am so beautiful and moving! Or is someone trying to break us apart? Who is it! "Tang Dan's honey self-confidence is really powerful - the onlookers who don't know the truth are about to be unable to hold on......

"Eh~ This is really inconvenient to tell you......" What Liu Qi wanted to say was actually inconvenient to tell Tang Dan why he couldn't accept her.

"Who is talking nonsense and wants to break us up. If you dare to do it, you dare to admit it! Stand up! Tang Dan's comprehension ability also seems to be skewed, and she feels that what Liu Qi said is inconvenient to tell her is "who broke them up" - Tang Dan said as he scanned all the females present with a sharp gaze - yes, it was all females, not just girls, even female teachers in their 50s did not let go......

"Tang Dan~ confessing this kind of thing is more atmospheric in private, now that the party is over, everyone is leaving......" Fu Mei really couldn't stand it, and persuaded her.

"Hehe~ I knew it was you!" Tang Dan said indignantly.

"Dandan, listen to me, no one wants to break you up. If you really have feelings, who can tear you apart? Zhuge Min watched Fu Mei lie down and could only come out to persuade - whether it has an effect or not, it is always bad to see death and not save it......

"Really emotional? It's questioning our feelings! Sure enough, you've been colliding for a long time! Tang Dan said while revealing an expression of "there are always Diao people who want to harm me".

"And you~ What are you going to say?" Tang Dan pointed at Li Changgeng again.

"Huh? What's the matter with me? The accused Li Changgeng was inexplicable. Li Changgeng just stood for a long time, his shoulders were a little itchy, he stood up and shrugged his shoulders - this is lying down......

"I asked you to borrow a razor~ you didn't lend it to me! I also lied to me and said that there was no power~ I said that there was no power, I will buy you a battery, but you still won't give it to me! You must be dissatisfied with me, are you still going to partner with them to harm me? "Tang Dan's logic is already speechless, others don't lend you things = want to harm you? It's really frustrating. Also ~ What does a girl do with a razor? Please forgive me for being lonely and unheard, tsk, I don't dare to think about it......

"Teacher Wang~ I'm right! They teamed up to exclude me, harm me, and break up me and Liu Qi! Tang Dan said to Teacher Wang Yanling in the front row. Wang Yanling is the secretary of the general branch and is in charge of all the work related to students in the college.

"Is this a misunderstanding? Tang Dan, don't worry, think about it calmly, it hasn't reached the point of being out of control yet. "Mr. Wang's words are even.

"I've thought very clearly - they just want to harm me, and my Liu Qi! Arrest them all! Didn't we say yes? ”

"Since you insist on doing so, I can only agree." Saying that, Teacher Wang clapped his hands, and several figures rushed in, controlled Tang Dan with lightning speed, tied her to a stretcher and took her away-it seemed that the PC Bureau and the mental hospital were acting together......

"Okay~ It's okay. Tang Dan has come to me before, and she may have been under a lot of stress lately and has some mental health problems. Not severe, it should be a type of persecution paranoia and manic depression. However, she threatened that if the college didn't deal with it, she would do it herself - for the sake of the lives of her classmates, we had to take a more proactive approach. Teacher Wang calmly explained.

"Okay~ It's time for the party to end. Let's go! Teacher Wang continued.

"I declare you. My brain, every organ in my body, is saying I like you! The people who were about to leave heard this and there was a black line again - what the hell is going on today? Someone confessed again - is this set of words poisonous, why are so many people like this......

"Uh~ah!" The picture is too spicy, Liu Qi is showing a kneeling posture to confess, and the key confession object is a man - it is Zhou Tai of the history class, 100% pure masters, who has run over a horse on his arm, and his fists can stand above people......

"I said: This must be the most bizarre welcome party I have ever seen......" Wu Ding shook his head and left with the brothers.