Chapter 11 Rosemary ~ Aphrodite's Sacred Grass
"Yesterday was really an eye-opener ~ what's wrong with this world?" Li Changgeng said as he turned on the TV. Wu Ding always thought that even if the world was destroyed, Li Changgeng would have to watch TV and leave-I don't know how this thing was repeatedly brainwashed by brain-dead idol dramas, tear-jerking dramas, and anti-Japanese dramas every day, how did he get admitted to college? Or does the TV series actually contain the truth of life, but Wu Ding doesn't know how to appreciate it......
"Huh~ Is this news quite interesting! There are many emotional problems among teenagers in the city, or will they become a major factor of social instability? Resulting in insufficient PC power~ What the hell is this? Li Changgeng complained while watching TV.
"Just because there are more people in love, the society is unstable, and the PC power is insufficient? That's! Wang Zhe felt that this kind of news was properly sensational.
"Not necessarily. Although 80% of the official apes in a city are PCs, the lack of PC power is indeed widespread. China's current PC power to population ratio is about 11 to 12 per 10,000, and the international average figure is about 30 per 10,000. There are few people! Besides, the propaganda of 'finding a civilian PC if you have difficulties' is deeply enthusiastic, and you can find a PC in everything. Didn't Tang Dan go out with a PC when he was taken away before? There are also like the previous sword god sister~ There are many civil cases like this, and it is normal for the PC to be insufficient! Li Dongyang's rare serious speech, but he was sniped by everyone's eyes - is this still Li Dongyang, who has been a professional squirting teammate for 20 years......
"What do you see me doing? Can't I know that? Li Dongyang said unhappily.
"No~ You're not Li Dongyang! The real Li Dongyang has been captured by aliens! We're going to verify it in the traditional way of 5136! Come on ~ Cross Jesus!! Wu Ding and the others smiled and surrounded them. In other words, you have long been dissatisfied with the big-mouthed Li Dongyang - if it weren't for his mouth not guarding the door, would the girl know about the 'Immortal Gong Dajiyou' incident? Everyone had already seen him unhappy, and they were just looking for an opportunity to clean him up. Especially Li Changgeng, if it weren't for Li Dongyang's mouth, he would have fought with Tashi? He waited for this day and said so hard......
"Okay~ My mom works in the PC Bureau. There is a textbook for her professional title exam, and I flipped through the ...... I saw when I was bored," Li Dongyang hurriedly explained.
"Hehe~ We don't believe it!" Li Changgeng's iron fist of justice is already hungry and thirsty.
"Jingle bell~" The phone rang.
"I'm going to answer the phone~ Don't make trouble!" Li Dongyang was sitting at the table, next to the phone. At this time, the phone rang no less than the sound of heaven in his ears. Don't get me wrong~ It's not that the people of 5136 are of extremely high quality, and they don't affect others when they answer the phone, but because of a series of painful lessons before - Ji Yun proposed that when answering the phone, he didn't say "hey" but said "yes", but Ji Yun received a call from his mother for the first time; When Wu Ding answered the phone in Wang Zhe, he shouted "network management ~ get off the machine" / "network management two night machines", SO~ When Wu Ding talked to his father on the phone, Wang Zhe gave back "308 check out, TT used three". In the end, in order to avoid accidental injury, everyone made a brotherly code - never make trouble when others call......
When I finished the phone, everyone in 5136 was in no mood to clean up Li Dongyang - the phone call just now was a call for help from a girl, Tang Dan had done a psychiatric evaluation, and the experts thought that the situation was not serious, coupled with the insistence of Tang Dan's parents - Tang Dan was about to come back......
"You've all heard the situation~ What should I do?" Li Dongyang answered the phone and knew that everyone had to know about it, and turned on speakerphone, so there was no need to repeat the content now.
"What should I do~ cold salad! Anyway, Tang Dan won't live in our dormitory" Li Changgeng is big-hearted, and he always feels that there is nothing for him that cannot be solved by one episode of the series, if there is, then two episodes......
"You can't say that, can you? And we didn't offend Tang Dan, you have a proper grudge against others, have you forgotten that you didn't borrow a razor? In case one day Tang Dan COS Sword God Senior Sister, don't say that we won't save you~ Pei Yongjun! Wang Zhe expressed dissatisfaction with Li Changgeng's attitude of "nothing to do with himself". And ~ Chang Gung seems to be the most dangerous in the 5136 dormitory. Wang Zhe won't admit it, he has already promised Hu Yuzao to help~ Hmph!
"Then what do you say! Tang Dan is not a ghost, we can still find a way to exorcise evil spirits! Li Changgeng also panicked when he heard Wang Zhe's words. It's not always a good thing to have a "human bomb" around you that may explode at any time, especially if you still have a grudge against others......
"Wait~ be quiet for a minute! Let me think! Wu Ding realized something, and said to the brothers in an undoubted tone. Then Wu Ding began to do irregular Brownian motion in 5136~ that is, walking back and forth like crazy.
"Li Dongyang, you call the girl. Hit now! Ask Tang Dan what day did he become abnormal, was it after we came back from the museum to see the exhibition? β
"Ji Yun, you go and ask Liu Qi - don't ask him personally, don't be afraid~ He can't look down on you even if he comes out, we all think you're dirty, can people still take a fancy to you? Don't do it~ Solve the problem first! You go and ask if Liu Qi has also been to see that exhibition? Oh~ Your class has all been to see it! Then ask when Liu Qi liked Zhou Tai - that is, the brother and fierce man in the history class. I don't expect you to inquire very clearly, there will probably be a while! β
"Wang Zhe, go find Teacher Lei Yi. Go and ask Aphrodite how to worship in general~ Eh, Westerners should call it a sacrifice, and what spices will be used. If Mr. Lei is not in the office, go to the library to check, and that is still the problem. Why did I look for you? Only you go to the library the most, and you can always hurry up when you look up books! Forget it, Li Changgeng, you go to the academy to find Teacher Lei, Wang Zhe, you go directly to check the book~ You two act separately, go quickly! β
The brothers could only look at Wu Ding with unclear eyes......
"See what I'm doing? Don't go yet~! Tang Dan's question needs us to verify every question just now, hurry ~ hurry ~ take action! Wu Ding shouted excitedly. People who are not serious are occasionally serious, just like people who don't like to talk are generally listened to, and there is still some persuasion; Of course, the key is brotherhood, which makes others choose to believe in Wu Ding - if the value of "commodity" lies in the condensation of undifferentiated human labor, then the value of "brotherhood" lies in the unconditional trust in it. This "trust" does not diminish with the passage of time, but it grows as long as a fine wine grows longer.
"What about us?" The rest of them asked in unison.
"Hmm~ Sanbao, did you get the incense from the small supermarket at the school gate before? Yes, you also ordered, you went to see if the person who delivered the incense was still there. If so, ask him for another order and say you like the taste very much. β
"I asked~ Zhuge Min, she said that when Tang Dan started to be abnormal, it was indeed after we went to see the exhibition......" Li Dongyang glanced at Wu Ding with admiration when he spoke-this thing is right! Is there really some connection between these things?
"Good! By the way, you can ask Zhuge Min if their dormitory has lit incense recently. The kind that others give away for free. If you have one, go to the girls' dormitory and pick it up immediately! Wu Ding was like being beaten with chicken blood, and his words were like beads.
"What about the two of us?" Xie An and Tashi, who were left without a task, asked.
"Tashi, you go to the Seine Western Restaurant next to the middle building, and bring me a whole steak. All spices and sauces! But all separately from the steak! Note that it must be a whole life!! Wu Ding continued.
"Hey~ Do I look like a takeaway guy? Why did you ask me to bring you food? It's still so bloody! Tashi thinks Wu Ding must be crazy, regardless of what the steak has to do with the incident - you eat raw steak and have diarrhea......
"Hi ~ The key is spices! But we just need spices, do you think the restaurant will give it to us? Or everything! Therefore, the steak is not eaten, and the cooked one may affect the taste of the spices, of course, it must be raw! As for why I looked for you? Tuhao West! That restaurant is expensive to consume, of course we are a group of poor ghosts who can only pay for it! Hurry up and go 'high ~ rich ~ handsome'! Wu Ding said again like a cannon.
Under Wu Ding's continuous urging, Tashi could only embark on the long steak road.
"What about me~?" Xie An, the only one who didn't have a task, asked.
"Boss~ Help me go to the commissary at the door to sell packs of cigarettes, um~ Don't want Hibiscus today, I want Hibiscus King! Definitely! With that, Wu Ding set up a chair in the middle of the room and sat down. Thinking that this posture was not zhuangbility enough, Wu Ding took off his shoes and sat cross-legged on the chair - with the fat body shape, it was a bit of a Buddha statue.
"Huh~ Boss, you're back so fast!" As soon as Wu Ding adjusted his posture, Xie An had already returned.
"How slow can I go and buy a cigarette? Besides, isn't it to solve the problem? Xie An said faintly, although it is said that there is no distinction between high and low revolutionary work, but running errands is not difficult and compelling at all - even if Xie An is the first to complete the task, what is there to be proud of, he can only speak quietly to vent the depression in his heart.
"Eh~ Then there is a glorious and difficult task for you~ Boss!" Wu Ding continued.
"Oh~ what do you need, just say it!" Xie An felt that the time had come to prove himself, and his eyes lit up as he spoke.
"This~ help me press my head and shoulders, I use my brain too much, and something is wrong with people~ ......" Wu Ding said a little embarrassed - shouldn't it be embarrassing to fake public and private interests and use roommates to enjoy? Wu Ding's goods are really lost......
"Hehe~ Okay! I'll serve you! Xie An responded with a dark face, and directly gave Wu Ding a "radish pulling", followed by a big move of his head. The mournful screams echoed through Residence Hall 5 again......
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After a while, everyone who had gone out on business had already returned to the dormitory one after another, sat down in a circle, and waited for Wu Ding to uncover the mystery - of course, if this thing was unreliable, a hammer would not be able to escape - this sitting position was just right to get up and fight.
"Let's come one by one~" Wu Ding said confidently.
"Tang Dan began to become abnormal, it is indeed after returning from the exhibition, mush~ This is the fragrance of the girls' dormitory." Li Dongyang said first.
"Liu Qi likes Zhou Tai - this product is really disgusting, and no one can tell when it happened. But I asked the people in their dormitory repeatedly, and I could see that it was in October. Well~ It's also after coming back from watching the exhibition. "This is Ji Yun.
"Teacher Lei is not here. So I went back to the library to find Wang Zhe~ Two people can always hurry up when they check books. Hmm~ Pigeons, sparrows, swans, goats, lynxes, and dolphins are all sacred relics of Aphrodite. Her sacred plants include roses, myrtles, cypresses, clovers, and aquatic mint. Her holy day is Friday, and some of her special holidays are ......," Li Changgeng said as he pulled out a small notebook and read itβthis serious attitude is to be encouraged.
"Stop~ get to the point! I'm asking about spices! Wu Ding directly interrupted Li Changgeng's words - this is not asking you about the plot synopsis of the TV series, who wants you to say it in such detail. After speaking, Wu Ding could only shake his head at Li Changgeng, who was flipping through the book.
"It is said that much of the knowledge of spices was brought to the world by the negligence of the maids of the goddess of beauty, Aphrodite. The ancient Greeks called rosemary, which constantly emits a fragrant fragrance, "Libanotis" or "Dendrolibanon", which is equivalent to the meaning of "frankincense". At the time, rosemary was dedicated to the goddess Aphrodite. During religious ceremonies, the poor burned rosemary sprigs in place of the real frankincense, which was available only to the upper class at the time. Therefore, rosemary is also regarded as "the frankincense of the poor...... Wang Zhe said helplessly - this is the real Xueba, you can say it after reading it, it is simply unforgettable......
"Bingo~ I'm thinking right! Where's the steak I want? Wu Ding asked Tashi excitedly.
"Hmmm~ It's all here. The steak and spices are all here~ In order to get these spices, he spent an extra fifty yuan on meowing! Tashi complained as he handed over the bag.
"I found it~ you smell it!" Wu Ding rummaged through the packing bag, quickly found rosemary, and then grabbed the incense that Ma Sanbao asked for from the door and Li Dongyang from the girls' dormitory, and handed it to everyone.
"It smells like thatβwell, it's rosemary in addition to roses! Could it be that ~? Li Dongyang doesn't smoke, his nose is relatively sensitive, and he was the first to recognize the smell.
"That's right! Aphrodite is carved on the gilded silver beard bottle, and it has been a long enough time, and the people who have owned this bottle are also rich people - rich people~ Arrogance and lasciviousness are inevitable, Aphrodite is the god of love and beauty, and it is not an exaggeration for these people to say that they are her believers; As for the vase itself, I think it can be considered a holy relic of Aphrodite. Then, a group of young men and women in the spring heart are in turmoil, lighting her own spice - the rose is also her sacred plant, what do you think will happen? Wu Ding said leisurely and confidently - this expression is properly pretending to be forced......
"You mean-Tang Dan, um~ The young men and women in the city are all influenced by the silver bottle, so they ......" Li Dongyang took over.
"Yes, that's it. We can also check which schools have had more emotional problems - well, it is estimated that what can be found is not only emotional problems~ but also blood problems; These schools must have organized students to see the exhibition, and someone specially distributed special incense near the school! Wu Ding said confidently.