Chapter 1 The big-character poster on the road ~ The people of the island country die!
The long-lost tranquility was shrouded in 5136 - if you ignore the words of Wu Ding who was in a broken mind.
"These guys~ As soon as I heard that the canteen had invited a few new Sichuan chefs, don't want to stir-fry delicious food. One by one, they ran as fast as rabbits, leaving me alone in the dormitory......" Wu Ding muttered to himself. Judging by the situation, this person has a broken foot, so he can only curl up and lie on the bed and complain about his roommate. Recently, Xianda Canteen invited Sichuan University chefs to communicate~ Chef, the way of communication is cooking; Sichuan cuisine is popular all over the country, it is not unreasonable, this is not ~ several Sichuan chefs easily conquered the stomach of Xian college students, authentic back to the pot meat, boiled meat slices, salt-fried meat color and fragrance, undoubtedly to throw out potatoes roasted potatoes, green vegetables fried oranges, moon cakes fried peppers these Xianda specialties eight streets.
"Hey~ We're going to eat, but I didn't care about you! Hmmm~ This is a meal for you, hurry up and eat! Remember to thank us when eating, don't spray people when you have nothing to do - one troll in our dormitory is enough to have Dongyang......" Ji Yun said as he handed the fast food box in his hand to Wu Ding.
"Thank you, everyone~Hiccup~ brothers!" Before Wu Ding finished speaking, the meal had already been eaten. Wu Ding was a little anxious to eat, and the words of thanks squirted out with half a garlic sprout.
"Don't talk when you eat—didn't your mother teach you......" Wang Zhe said helplessly.
"Hmm~hmm" Wu Ding responded vaguely, and continued to fight with Spicy Chicken & Back to the pot.
"Eh~ What about Dongyang? Obviously came back with us, what about people? Li Changgeng always felt that something was wrong, and looked around, it turned out that Li Dongyang was missing.
"Let's just say that I felt weird just now~ I sprayed him, he didn't spray back, it turned out that the person was not there!" Ji Yun said faintly. But ~ I know that I will be sprayed back, and I still insist on spraying, it seems that you are also a troll......
"Aren't there a lot of people reading big-character posters on the way back! Li Dongyang seemed to follow along. Ma Sanbao reported Li Dongyang's whereabouts to the organization.
"Hey~ Dongyang, you're back! Didn't you eat just now, and went to eat another round? Wu Ding saw that Li Dongyang was back, and he couldn't control the power of the desolation in his body, so he naturally squirted. Li Dongyang's weight loss career collapsed in the middle of the road - because he was not lighter after three weeks of dieting, but weighed two pounds, so~ This person has a tendency to give up on himself recently, and often throws off his cheeks and eats violently, which is cited by 5136 as a talking point after dinner.
"Eat~Eat~Eat! You know how to eat! Why don't you eat you traitor? Li Dongyang seems to be out of control.
"Hey~ I have a broken foot in the dormitory, how can I betray the country...... Also, the earth-shattering event of betraying the country doesn't seem to be my turn as a poor student, right? If you want to sell the country, why should you be a leader or a rich man? "Wu Ding was sprayed inexplicably.
"Hey~ I'm sorry. Something happened, I'm really in a bad mood......" Li Dongyang sighed and said helplessly.
"What's wrong? You mean! Wu Ding urged.
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Kick-off in September and orientation parties in October – this seems to be the norm in universities across the country, and Sendai College of Foreign Chinese is no exception. On the evening of October 29, the orientation party of the School of Foreign Chinese was held as scheduled.
There are many girls who learn foreign languages, and singing and dancing performances are also more professional. The popularity of the Wai Chinese College Gala was perfectly reflected in the audience - unlike the evening parties of other faculties, the Gala of the Wai Chinese College was simply crowded, not only by students from this college, but also by students from other faculties.
"The dance that the German students did just now was so funny – it seems to be called the 'Shuprattler dance', isn't it? It's obviously imitating the public **! It's so interesting, that German MM is beautiful and has a good figure, and when I jump, the pair of big pineapples feel like they're going to pop out, tsk~ It's really not in vain! Ahahahaha! A brother who was obviously from a foreign department came to the party gave a honeyed smile.
"Hey~ brother, there is no one with this look in your eyes! The 'MM' you're talking about is a Germanic gentleman! The Shuprattler dance, which is performed in pairs between a man and a woman, is a Bavarian folk dance that is not something that can be danced by a random European. So~ because of the number of performers, he disguised himself as a woman. And ~ You read that right, this German brother is so professional that he did stuff two small pineapples into his chest...... "A brother from the Foreign Chinese College "kindly" pierced the dream of rubbing the evening brother's stage.
The brother who rubbed the party let out an exclamation.
"What's all the fuss about~ I've seen it all over it!" After saying that, the "kind" outer courtyard brothers turned their eyes to the stage and prepared to continue watching the show.
"Ahh The kind-hearted brother also exclaimed, to be precise, everyone present.
The show was also too much: led by a teacher-like person, three strangely shaped students took to the stage. The student wears a cardboard box with several paper cups on the carton and a paper cup on his nose, looking like the cheapest clown; Just looking at the face, it's even more too much about the outfit on the body - they wear bras on their upper bodies, and there are also inverted paper cups in key positions on their lower bodies. Immediately after that, the teacher-like figure pulled out a nude model from behind......
"Are you all playing so big in the foreign language college...... "Brother Tai who rubbed the party felt that his life had been changed.
"That's not right~ I'll take a look at the program list, the thirteenth program, it should be ~ Japanese dance! What the hell is this? "The senior brother of the Outer Chinese Academy doesn't know why.
Before the audience could react, the show officially began - the three students, under the leadership of the teacher, danced an awkward dance, stretched out their arms ~ twisted their waists ~ shook their hips, their movements were coquettish to the limit, and from time to time they took out pieces of paper from their bras and sprinkled them outward, and there was a wooden sign on their chests that wriggled and swayed with the dance.
"Who are these people? It looks weird~ What is written on their chests? The masses who did not know the truth raised questions.
"That's what it says on it~'Look at this is Chinese'!!" Some students who know Japanese have already read it with indignation.
"These heads are all small Japan? Damn it! Hammer him! "The masses who have figured out what's going on are ready to get to the bottom of the problem.
Seeing that the situation was not right, several Japanese who were performing hurriedly stopped the performance and prepared to leave the stage for a curtain call. However, the pattern behind them caused the audience's anger even more - it was a five-star red flag! Do these islanders really not know how to write the word "death"? However, with the strong support of the organizers, he still left unharmed.
Immediately afterwards, the organizer hurriedly closed the curtain on the stage and changed the host to the stage. The host announced that it was just an accident, the party went ahead and the next show began.
Looks like it's over? No, the silent storm is born in the song and dance.
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"That's what I saw on the big-character posters! The name of the person who wrote the big-character poster was a girl, and she should have her real name left on it~ and said, 'If anyone tears it up, everyone will be punished', so brave! Li Dongyang said.
"Go out and have a look~ Don't just envy others for their bravery! Let's be brave too! With that, Wu Ding moved out with difficulty in a one-legged jumping posture.
"Okay~ Okay, I'll help you go, don't jump~ You feel the ground shaking when you jump!" Li Dongyang went over to help Wu Ding.
"Let's go check it out! I'm afraid this thing won't end well, huh! Li Changgeng sneered and launched a call.