Chapter 12 How Can This Disease Be Cured? Learn from the Yellow Master!
"Although what you said is very reasonable~ But I still think this thing is unscientific......" Li Changgeng has suffered the loss of Wu Ding's brain, um~ He has eaten many times, so he really lacks confidence in this product.
"Unscientific? So what scientific proposition do you have? You can say it! "Now it's Wu Ding's turn to be unhappy.
"Don't listen to him~ He has watched too many brain-dead shows, and he has a tendency to become brain-dead! What should we do now? Wang Zhe asked hurriedlyβthis is in a hurry to fulfill the promise he made to the beauty. At least Wu Ding's reasoning still sounded like that, and there was incense as proof - whether the science was scientific or not, at least the logic seemed to be fine.
"This~ let me think about it" Wu Ding thought for a long time, even if the truth is like this~ However, it is useless. This is not a detective novel, to find out the truth and determine the murderer, you can contact the PC to arrest people directly - if Wu Ding ran to ZF or PC to tell ZF or PC that the emotional problems of teenagers in Xianshi were because they went to the museum to see the exhibition and were stimulated by the gilt silver beard bottle, I am afraid that he may not be the one who will be arrested......
"You're not going to fool us into posting again, are you? The last time I wanted to expose the abandoned animals on the rooftop, the posts were deleted in an instant - do you think this method can be promising for such sensitive content this time??? Besides~ The silver beard bottle is a rare cultural relic, and it is not an exaggeration to call it a 'national treasure', can it be destroyed? Li Dongyang looked at Wu Ding's eyes flickering, thinking that he had some unreliable idea - going online is not a painful thing for the student party, but posting all night, non-stop "control+C/control+V" is not, and what is even more distressing is that after a night of hard work, the fruits of labor will be wiped out the next day. As for the protection of cultural relics~Is this a professional habit~.
"No~ you haven't figured it out yet! The gilt silver beard bottle is in Guyuan, um~ and the island countries have been exhibited for a long time, right? Haven't you heard of any circus problems in the local area? I think the key to solving the problem is incense - rose-scented incense is quite common, and it is rare to make incense sticks from rosemary. Not to mention that it will be delivered for free; The places where they are sent are all at the school gate! There must be a big conspiracy in this one!! Wu Ding said while showing an expression of "there must be something strange about this matter".
"You're right! But the question remains: what should we do now? Wang Zhe has enough of Wu Ding's unfocused divergent thinking - this product often says that others have no focus, and he himself is actually the most unfocused. Let's not talk about conspiracy or anything, this kind of big thing can't be worried about by a few students, Tang Dan is properly coming back~ The top priority is not to let this person make any radical moves.
"That's right~ island country! I get it!!! "Wu Ding finally found inspiration in the irregular Brownian motion......
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"What the hell is your solution?" Li Dongyang looked at the large stack of things that Wu Ding brought back, and his face was full of black lines.
"That's right~ I like this one very much, super classic!" Wu Ding said as he proudly raised the disc in his hand. I don't know where I found a lot of discs for this product~ It's the kind of - just two people, they don't even change the scene, the plot is very simple, and it's quite hilarious after watching it, um~ An authentic island specialty, definitely not a cross talk god.
"And then~ You're going to hand over this bunch of stuff to the girl? This can be used for chicken feathers??? Li Dongyang felt that Wu Ding must be crazy.
"That's right! When the view of impermanence ~ then disgust ~ This is the right way to practice - it's like letting you eat big fish and meat every day, and you will get tired of eating it, right? Things must be reversed, look at this thing more, think this thing is just like that, if you see disgusting, naturally you don't have so much expectation for the opposite sex! I think it should be useful! Wu Ding said righteouslyβof course, please ignore the unknown glint in his eyes......
"Let's not say if it's useful~ Your image is properly ruined! No~ You don't have any image at all, so it doesn't matter......" Li Dongyang never let go of any opportunity to spray teammates.
"Hey~ I am also for the well-being of everyone, sacrificing the small self~ to complete the big self. As long as I can save the world~ What does my personal image have to worry about? Besides~ This is my careful collection, each one is worth appreciating repeatedly, and thinking carefully - I think girls can't help but exchange and learn, and maybe they can unlock more postures when the time comes, this kind of thing has all the benefits and no harm. I am also for the happy future of the majority of male compatriots! Wu Ding said proudly - if there is still a trace of greatness in the first half, the second half is pure obscenity.
"Eh~ Okay, you won!" Li Dongyang thought about Wu Ding's words - it seems to be right~ Anyway, if there is a problem, it is also his problem, so let's give it a try!
"You guy's brain hole is really big! But how did you come up with such a strange approach? "Li Changgeng's brain circuits are relatively clear, and his focus is different from ordinary people.
"Hehe~ I have a hobby when I'm bored - watching "Selected Literary and Historical Materials", which says that the past-based dim sum shop had a secret recipe to prevent apprentices from stealing food. Don't think it's okay, in the past, the living conditions were poor, and the common people often didn't have enough to eat, can the half-grown children who keep a bunch of snacks resist the temptation of food? It is possible that the dim sum shop will be eaten and closed down for a long time! So~ Someone came up with a way to let the person who came to be an apprentice eat dim sum, and if he didn't eat it, he couldn't do it~ forced him to eat, and after eating for three or five days in a row, he didn't want to eat dim sum for the rest of his life! That is to say, it is often said that ~ I am injured. I thought I could try this 'collapse therapy' for Tang Dan as well......" Wu Ding shook his head and said, if he was paired with a pair of white paper fans, he would have the demeanor of a dog-headed military teacher.
"Oh~ Speaking of which, do you still have two brushes?" Li Changgeng said with admiration - regardless of whether Wu Ding's method is reliable or not, just for the act of blatantly sending flower plates to girls, Li Changgeng admires Wu Ding.
"Hehe~ Listen to him! I remember it clearly: we were eating in the cafeteria the other day, and by the way, we watched the news, and this thing was very interested in the 'yellow connoisseur' profession mentioned above - this thing is so eager to do it himself! The news clearly said that if you watch too much of this thing, you will not be interested in it. He's just picking up people's teeth and has nothing new! Ji Yun couldn't stand it anymore, and ruthlessly exposed Wu Ding - he may have read the book, but the solution must have been inspired by the news.
"Hey~ You've also seen the news, why didn't you think of it?" Wu Ding, who was exposed, went back unhappily.
"Hmm~ because I'm a serious person and have morals. This kind of unorthodox solution is something that only you can think of......" Ji Yun said with the old god Ji Yun present.
"Hehe~ Serious people. Don't look at it after you have the ability! "Wu Ding has 1000% confidence in his collection - that is Wu Ding's years of hard work, all kinds of European style and rain, strong Japan and South Korea~ are touching masterpieces.
"Don't~ they're all brothers. I'm just saying that! That's it~ I'll send it, it's time to make amends! Ji Yun had actually secretly glanced at the stack of discs just now, and he was very interested in the content - on the cusp of this kind of spiritual world, it was better to follow the call of his heart......
"I hope your method is useful~" Ji Yun, who Wang Zhemu sent away, said to Wu Ding insincerely. Wang Zhe always felt that after knowing Wu Ding, his three views gradually collapsed, if this way of disconnection can really solve the problem - Wang Zhe has already felt that the whole world has begun to become improper......
"Wait~ It must be useful!" Wu Ding said confidently.
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"Tang Dan is basically fine~ You fooled us into handing out flyers again! What the hell is this? If you work and study, you can earn some hard-earned money - and you will be handing out low-quality flyers printed by yourself! Do you think that you are not the material for studying, and you are ready to work early? "Tucao pioneer Li Dongyang has always been fighting on the front line of Tucao.
"Big brother~ How about you take a look at the content above? You'll know why when you watch it......" Wu Ding is used to being sprayed repeatedly. This is not~ The first reaction of being sprayed was to explain to others, which is very similar to the Ministry of Foreign Affairs of a certain country.
"Some cultural relics in the museum are immoral~ corrupt the social atmosphere/illegal traders are mad and give incense sticks containing inferior aphrodisiacs~ causing infertility in adults...... What the hell is this? Have you switched to making fake news? Li Dongyang continued to complain about the great cause while reading the leaflets.
"Stupid~ To prove to others: teenage relationship problems are caused by gilded silver beard bottles and roses~ incense sticks made of rosemary~ How difficult do you think? Now that we know why, we can't do nothing! So we can only save the country by curves - as long as someone believes in the leaflets, most of the problems of exhibitions and incense will be solved. Then again, the fried chicken of Kaifeng Cai has four wings/iodized salt and banlan root can prevent SARS, if anyone believes this kind of thing, our leaflet is not too unreliable! Wu Ding said as he put on a sympathetic pose.
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"The leaflets have also been distributed. Since we're here~ let's go see the exhibition again. If your flyer is really effective, it won't be easy to read it in the future~." Wang Zhe clapped his hands as he said - his hands were still stained with the ink of inferior leaflets, and Wu Ding did everything to save money......
"It must work. Rumors stop at the wise~ However, most people are hopelessly fools like us! Wu Ding said while shaking his head.
"Hey~ You're a fool, we all know this! Don't compare us to you! Li Dongyang felt that there was something wrong with Wu Ding's words - this self-mockery was also drunk......
"Love turns people into fools, or only fools can get love - haven't you heard this sentence? Or do you think it doesn't matter if there is love or not? Wu Ding calmly said that I was not targeting anyone, just talking about things.
"Okay~ Your mind jumps like a jump!" Li Dongyang said.
"Don't say it~ Let's see the exhibition!" Wang Zhe terminated the conversation between the two without nutrition.
The gilded silver beard bottle still shines brightly, and the epic of thousands of years ago was engraved on it, which has been passed down through the ages.
When people are staring into the abyss, the abyss is staring at people. When the heart gazes at the gilt silver vase with love, the gilt silver vase magnifies the love and encourages people to pursue love. Who hasn't longed for love? The gilded silver beard bottle only magnifies the nature of this love.
The gilded silver beard vase with the magic of love is about to be properly collected - after all, blind love can turn people into fools and make people do crazy things that are not normally imaginable. However, how can people give up chasing love......