Chapter 8 A Mule is a Mule is a Son

I stepped forward, stood beside Lolixi, patted the startled wood, and shouted: "Grass mud horse, do you say that donkey Rong and red apricots are out of the wall?" ”

"There must be, sir, this is what my family has seen with their own eyes, and there is no lie!" The grass mud horse beckoned to the back: "Who, come up and tell me what you saw." Pen & Fun & Pavilion www.biquge.info"

A horned horse swished out from behind, and bowed deeply: "My lord, I am Ma Yingshi of the horse clan, that is, I saw with my own eyes that Wanbao donkey touched into Madame's house in the middle of the night and stayed until dawn before coming out, what is this if it is not red apricot out of the wall?" ”

"That's a mistake," the book hit the donkey and immediately knelt on the ground, and howled: "Treasure donkey, you come out and explain to the master, what was your situation at that time!" ”

Immediately out of the crowd came out with four big and five thick donkeys, wearing star-striped jeans, flared jeans on their legs, and a feeling of flying on their feet, and holding a handsome pony in their hands, and without waiting for questions, Marlboro was already lying in front of the table, screaming with tears and snot, swearing that he and his cousin were 100% pure friendship, pure almost more than pure water:

"Sir, there was thunder and lightning that night, and my cousin was timid and told me to accompany her! She just likes it delicately, the thickness of my palm, I feel that there is hope for any difficulty, I hum the song, she naturally takes the next paragraph, I know that the warmth is in my chest...... We will never exceed the slightest, you must be the master of me! ”

Me: "Are you the palm of your hand, it's obviously a hoof!" ”

In the area of these two heads, the donkey Rong knelt down and cried so badly, even if the stone man heard it, he would shed tears, and he screamed and complained, anyway, just two sentences: First of all, this matter is definitely a framed and dead pit, and they absolutely do not admit it; Secondly, even if their son is a donkey and becomes a horse, it is for the sake of grass and mud horses, which does not explain anything...

The power of example is infinite, and when this is done, Yama Hall immediately knelt down in a row of donkeys, and the sound of roaring around the beam three times was lingering, and the momentum was like grabbing the right to mate in National Geographic magazine... Not to mention, a group of donkeys shouted and unified the caliber, and the muzzles of the guns were unanimously aimed at me, saying that if we 9527 don't solve the matter fairly today, and divide more than half of the property of the grass, mud and horses to her, then they will definitely unite all the donkey clans to petition, and even if the lawsuit brings down the Lingxiao Treasure Palace, we will fight to the death, and we will not be able to live a good life......

The faces of the grass and mud horses were darkened, and before I could speak, a group of horses also lay down, saying that if the red apricot donkey could not be severely punished, then they would also sue the Jade Emperor, and it would also be said that our law enforcement agencies in the capital 9527 were mediocre and incompetent, occupying the pit and not, stepping on the wheels and not slipping, and Weibo exposed reporters to shake a lot of material......

Hey, you said this happened, it looks like our fault!

Lori looked at me pitifully, she forgot to hold the pacifier, and Aunt Hei even rolled her eyelids to look at the roof, and the whole vice minister didn't care about herself. When did the horse flutter and lie on the ground, mingling in the herd of horses and howling, his voice louder than anyone else!

Luckily, we still have a reliable big black bull by our side......

Glancing to the side, who knew but saw that there was no director at all, the girl and the cow had wireless Bluetooth stuffed in their ears, their eyes were still closed, and they didn't know who to talk to on the phone with their faces full of intoxication, and they said: "Hey, Bingbing..."

The wind is blowing, the horses are barking, the donkeys are roaring, the donkeys are roaring...... You are forcing me to pick up a big sword and spear to defend myself, Ruoxi, Aunt Hei, and Yama Palace!

I didn't care so much about it, gritting the back tooth groove and smashing it on the table, the cross-friction sound was loud, and the startled wood was directly broken in two, and I almost didn't clip my hand - of course, the usefulness of this smash is obvious:

There was an instant silence below, and all the donkeys and horses looked up at me with brushes, and the donkey eyes were bloodshot and red, almost all of them protruded!

Fortunately, my buddy is not a mortal, you all know this, so I instantly showed a superior demeanor at this time, with tens of millions of soldiers in my chest, and I am not afraid of impermanence to knock on the door: "Everyone listen to me, this case has been understood!" ”

All of them... Uh-no, all the hell... Well, all the animals' ears are pricked up, and they are waiting for my verdict with bated breath!

Lori pulled the hem of my clothes underneath, lowered her voice and said urgently: "Hey, this matter has not been decided...""I have already decided," I glanced down, turned my head generously, and whispered: "What, you just need to tell me, if this donkey is really red apricot out of the wall, how should I judge!" ”

I, if this donkey is really red and apricot out of the wall, how should I judge! ”

"Should... That should... It should..."Little Lori 'should' for a long time, and finally came out with a sentence: "Aunt Hei, how do you judge, you say?" ”

The black butler opened his eyes slightly, and said in a deep voice: "If it is really red apricot out of the wall, then according to the rules, you must go out of the house, and compensate the Ma clan Yin virtue points of 2-50,000, plus today's attitude in the Yama Palace, you can add a fine of 1-20,000... By the way, Wanbao Donkey destroys other people's families, and you can also be fined 1-20,000 yuan depending on the severity of the circumstances..."

"Well, you remember the terms well," I added cautiously, "Can I pay for the smashing of the shocking wood?" ”

After receiving the support of the black butler's resolute eyes, I immediately stood up and turned around to announce: "This case has been concluded: Donkey Rong did not obey the woman's way and allowed the grass and mud horse to go out of the wall (why is this so awkward?) Divorced her, and while not giving a penny, Donkey Rong also had to compensate the grass mud horse 50,000 Yin Virtue Points as compensation......"

Before I could finish speaking, a group of donkeys all stood up, their nostrils sneering outward, and the shouts were deafening, and they rushed towards me with a boastful posture......

The big black bull just hung up the phone and dialed the number again, and his mouth just shouted out the words 'Xinyu' with intoxication and tenderness, and he didn't have time to close the words, and his whole body trembled when he saw this posture, remembering his duties, and took the big knife to cross the front of the donkeys, and fought with them obliquely with the posture of the security guard to resist the fans, and at the same time desperately turned his head and shouted at us: "Cast spells quickly, cast spells quickly..."

Lolita reacted at this time, and without waiting for the black butler to make a move, she pulled out the fork first, and shouted Balala energy with a wave and a dance, and the ground immediately burst out of the fence, separating the donkey below from us in half, and everyone was protected... Well, no, the big black bull got too close and was also locked up in the donkey herd!

The big black bull turned his face and glanced at Xiao Lori in a dying struggle, his eyes were full of resentment, it is estimated that Dou E's eyes were like this when the snow flew in June that year, and it was light to say that death was not blind!

Then he threw the big knife on the ground, slowly walked to the corner of the cage, squatted down, and said quietly: "Don't slap your face..."

Lori: "......"

Aunt Hei: "......"

Me: "......"

Phew, the formation is well maintained!

The firmness of this spell fence was still enough, and a group of donkeys almost didn't squeeze the big black bull into a piece of beef jerky, but the fence always stood majestically and uncompromisingly, and the donkeys didn't make any moves at all - but the donkeys and donkeys had fire in their eyes, and the snot and heat sneered from their nostrils, and the book beat the donkeys and stood in front of the donkeys and screamed hysterically:

"Y-Why do you say my daughter is out of the wall? You say, you say! If you can't tell me why, I'll go to the Emperor Xudu tomorrow, and then the Jade Emperor..."

I laughed three times, stretched out my hand and pointed at Fang Xuan, "Evidence? Okay, I'll give it to you, and by the way, buddy will teach you all a good one! ”

In the dead silence and the shocked gaze of all the animals and ghosts, I said lightly: "Remember, the thing that horse and donkey were born is not a horse or a donkey, the scientific name is mule!" ”

Wow! The whole world is quiet!