With my cross-century academic guidance, the case was quickly decided, and the donkeys were dumbfounded when they were sentenced, and there was no nonsense about how to get anyone, but the horse clan was so excited that the group was enthusiastic and high-spirited, and even an old horse knelt on the ground and prayed to the sky, with tears in his eyes:

"Five hundred years, five hundred years! Our horse clan has finally raised their eyebrows again, it has been five hundred years since the last time our ancestor Dorana swept the world..."

I didn't understand very well, and my head twisted like a fan to ask someone everywhere, "Who told me, what does this mean?" ”

"Hey, why bother, this is a big deal for our horse clan!" Ma fluttered and slipped out in front of me with a shy face full of plateau red: "Five hundred years ago, our ancestor Maradona scored a goal by himself in the Difu Cup Football Competition, and led the Sixth Temple team to win the championship... Tsk, it's so showy! ”

The smug love is blooming in his heart!

I squinted: "The first ball can't be a handball, right?" ”

Ma fluttered and said, "This matter has reached the world?" But the meaning is a little worse - we horse people are hoofed before and after, and there is no such thing as handball! ”

Me: "......"

The happiest thing in the case was the grass mud horse, Donkey Rong took the little donkey out of the house, and we set 50,000 yuan in compensation for Yin De Point, and fined 10,000 yuan for despising the Yama Palace; Wanbao donkey is guilty of the same crime, hooking up with other people's wives is considered to destroy social stability and unity, compensation of 10,000 yuan, a fine of 20,000 Yin De points, and at the same time, he must also go to the eighteenth layer of hell in the underworld to serve for ten years to set an example. Pen, fun, pavilion www. biquge。 info

Of course, the value of the shocking wood is six yuan and five, and it is also counted on the head of the book and the donkey.

This time my face was exposed, everyone admired me so much that they didn't want to, even Aunt Hei looked at me with a little recognition, the big black bull took people out to go out to go through the formalities, and there are still a lot of horses here to sing praises to me - after all, I am a low-key person, I really don't want to be vain, I only gave them two hours to sing praises to me Wencheng Wude to dominate the rivers and lakes, just be humble and low-key and almost as low as Sicong, and even take the initiative to persuade everyone not to keep and praise me, or to go to the two brothers to accompany the grass mud horse...

The matter has been decided, Aunt Hei quickly asked Ma Flutter to get three doses of medicine, and told me that this is the Zhuzhu fairy grass that can shuttle through the underworld and the world, the ingredients are the same as before Lin Daiyu was reincarnated, I took one dose in the underworld, took the second dose in the sun, and waited for 8 hours before taking the third dose, so that you can automatically shuttle through the underworld, and you can use the persimmon mobile phone to locate and open the door, and every time you accurately arrive at the city of Xudu instead of the wilderness, avoiding being robbed by the lonely ghost and the incident of the pervert... You get the idea.

It tasted so good that I swallowed a pack without adding anything.

Aunt Hei told me: "After you go back, you should complete two things as soon as possible, one is to buy a mobile phone and prepare to possess yourself; Second, you have to arrange an identity address for Ruoxi to come to Yangjian, so that she can be with you at any time," she explained very seriously: "Do you understand what I mean? ”

"What's so hard about that? Isn't it okay to just get an identity? ”

Lolita interjected: "Then I call you the principal?" ”

I shuddered, and hurriedly stopped: "Forget it, let's listen to Aunt Hei's arrangement for this," I felt bad as soon as the words came out, but there is really no other way at present, in case this girl really comes up on the bus and screams the principal, whether she can survive is a question, so I can only smile and add: "Aunt Hei, can you get a reliable one?" ”

The black butler nodded very seriously: "Ruoxi, when you go to the yang world, you will be her daughter, and then your name will be He Ruoxi..."

"Wait!" I was instantly anxious, and I straightened my neck and shouted: "Then what's the matter, I don't have a girlfriend yet, you can give me a whole girl out, and let people live... Taking a step back, even if I wanted to, I wouldn't be able to! This one with wings and a tail, I don't know what I thought I had done to the bat! ”

After a pause, I continued to shout: "Also, if it's okay, she will sneer and become an adult, saying that if it is light, people say that I am a golden house and a girl, and if it is heavy, I can directly scare a few to death, so you dare to throw her into the sun?" ”

"It's okay, Ruoxi's appearance can be changed at any time, and there will be no problem going up, but you have to think about this accidental outbreak," she said after thinking about it seriously: "Ruoxi's cultivation is the void phase of all laws, and after the disappearance of the reincarnation king, there is no follow-up magic cultivation advancement, and the appearance is forever solidified into a child, only after using the magic ring in his mouth for a period of time to accumulate it, can he burst out and let her return to her original state - in addition to sealing the magic ring, the transformation will only happen if she is emotionally excited, if you want her not to change, just let her be emotionally stable!" ”

"But ......"

"No need but!" Lolita glanced at her face with disdain: "Do you think I'm willing?" But if there is a reliable way, I'll be a fart girl for you! ”

"Why don't you sister?" I held back a sentence for a long time: "You are the right age!" ”

"Your parents are okay, right?" Lolita said impatiently: "Also, I was born in the early years of the Tang Dynasty, and you said that you are about the same age-you old Gui Geng?" ”

The matter was settled in this way, and from then on, I somehow had a five, six, seven, or eight-year-old girl come out......

The two recipes of Shun Yu were also taken out, and the first one was really the wall grass mentioned by Lorixi, a vegetarian dish; The second dish is dim sum, the name is - Wang Ba Cake!

Let's go back and discuss the specific method......

Now that they're done, if there is no accident, then they should send me back to be born and die for the non-sticky that heaps and I pointed, and I am in my heart, hurry up and catch up with Linghu Chong and think about the little junior sister Lin Pingzhi at that time The waves at that time - don't mind, there must be an explanation for this bodyguard's matter, why didn't you send me to that isn't looking for death, this matter must have a result, otherwise I might as well live in the prefecture!

Anyway, it's all dead, and staying here directly saves the knife of stretching out and shrinking your head, and you won't fly 200 meters away by bowing in the future, right?

I took the initiative to speak: "You don't have an explanation about the bodyguard?" ”

The two of them looked at each other and shook their heads in unison, and Lori said bitterly: "It's not that we don't look for you, the main thing is that there is really no spare money now, and it's useless for you to get a B, C-level character... Do you want to stop slowing down, and the next time I send you a mobile phone, I'll come up with a way for you? ”

It was at this time.

There was a sound of footsteps crackling outside the Yama Palace, and we immediately stopped, and when we looked up, we saw that there was a horse with a face walking in, although the appearance of the horse clan was printed by a urinal, but this horse was more impressive to me - not only did Ya always stand behind the grass and mud horse, but also had a distinctive feature, so I remember it more clearly......

To put it simply, this is a dark horse!

I don't know why, seeing this guy coming, Lolit and Black Butler both laughed, but Black Butler still smiled very seriously, his face didn't move, his eyes didn't bend the corners of his mouth or curl, and he didn't stick to the happy smiles of the comic characters.

The black horse came to us and bowed respectfully: "His Highness Yama, His Highness the Deacon, and this... This Excellency who has helped us a lot, I am the younger brother of the grass mud horse, Obama, our patriarch wants to hold a banquet tonight to entertain you in order to thank you for your help, I don't know if I can enjoy it? ”

Lolita coughed twice, and Ma Puteng immediately listened to the string song and replied elegantly: "The patriarch has a heart, but recently he has cracked down on eating cards, and if we eat this meal, it will be bad rules, so we can only understand it - it's just that this friend who has helped you a lot is from the yang world, and he is not in the system, so how can you thank him and go directly to him!" ”

Ao Bama's eyes lit up, and he immediately said to me: "Oh, this brother Tai is really not showing his face, he is even more powerful than many judges, and his discernment is comparable to Master Di, otherwise...?" ”

Do you think I can feel this way now? Dejected and weak, he replied: "I'm busy earning yin virtue now, how can I be in the mood to go - I received the intention, I'll see if we eat and forget it!" ”

"Yo, it turns out that Your Excellency is worried about this matter, just right..."Ao Ba Ma took out a mobile phone from his arms, and said lightly: "Your Excellency helped us a lot today, so the patriarch said, these compensation is all earned by you for us, and our horse clan does not take a penny, and all of them are contributed to Your Excellency to express your heart - there are a total of 60,000 Yin Virtue Points on both sides of the book and Wanbao Donkey, how do you see how I turn it around for you?" ”

No way! This eyesight, this is right, it is simply called a kind, it is really worthy of being a person from a big family, that is, sensible!

Seeing that Aunt Hei Luo Lixi didn't mean to stop me at all, I instantly smiled: "Then how embarrassing, I'll accept this money..." ”

Aunt Hei nodded, Ma Puteng immediately went to get the life and death book, and quickly found my Yin De personal account - this is inherent in everyone who is born, the account is automatically generated after birth, and it is automatically reduced after death, and it cannot be changed or deleted during a lifetime, and it is liquidated in the underworld after death, and the cause and effect of the blessing of the next life are calculated.

Soon, this huge amount of money hit my account, I secretly called up the system to take a look, and sure enough, the number of points on it has changed from 0 to 60,000, and the growth is gratifying.

Lori smiled and thanked me, and then said: "The patriarch has a heart, why should I thank you for it, but although this yin virtue point is enough, there is something else to trouble the patriarch......"

"You've tormented me! Your Highness, if you have something to do, just ask. ”

Luo Lixi said bluntly: "Here's the thing, I heard that the same city of dead ghosts is the property of your horse clan, and now our Royal Highness's friend is preparing to open a restaurant, can you please help me find a suitable shop?" ”

Ohama glanced at me, and his smile became even bigger: "Sure enough, the hero sees the same thing, and our patriarch said that if you really want to live a good life, you must start trading in the underworld without dying, tsk, there is really no one with this foresight - don't worry, I will do this matter myself, and I promise to give your friend the most prosperous location in our 9527 to find a storefront......"

Your uncle, I'll take it back what I just said about this girl... Your family is only far-sighted, and you are ready for the future before you die!

Lolixi interjected: "No, it's not in 9527, but in King Chujiang's 5S-level Xudu No. 10000." ”

"Number 10,000?" Ao Bama was surprised: "The restaurant over there is not very kind, I heard about it last time, someone went to travel to eat prawns and said that it was good to order a plate of 38 Yin De, but after eating, he said 38 a, really... Your Highness, are you really sure where you want to go? ”

Little Lori didn't speak, she clicked her pacifier and looked at me, I could only stand up and nodded, and said resolutely: "I guess Brother Ao you don't know me yet, so you will say this, in fact, I am a sharp brother who purifies the social atmosphere and promotes traditional virtues, and what I usually have nothing to play is a heartbeat - people don't be dead teenagers, you can see this thing!" ”

Everyone clapped their hands, their eyes full of adoration... Of course, there are exceptions, such as Obama, the eyes of the goods are clearly stupid, full of compassion!

After sending the horse people away, everyone was overjoyed, these 60,000 days of windfall flew in, I immediately gave him a purpose, and didn't say anything, first get a legendary A-class master, and protect me to fly away and do anything!

I recited the spell according to Aunt Hei's teaching, and as soon as I changed my mind, the system immediately appeared in front of me, and I instantly cleared the door according to what I said, and then I chose the highest level of Class A summoning.

There was a chaotic ring, and the yin point became 10000, and the main screen gradually shone brightly, and there was a small black shadow inside, and I couldn't see anything, but the lines of words appeared below:

Ghost Kitchen Summoning System!

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Name:?;

Category: A;

Ability: Knife skills? Cooking hot? Cooked cold? Miscellaneous cooking? Velocity? Strength? Vision? Skill? Knowledge? Understanding?;

Acceptance probability: 20%;

Appearance time: ?;

Special Skills:?;

Monthly Fee: ?;

Sure Calling: Yes/No.

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Depend on! This summoning is actually the version of the great luck, 50,000 yin virtue points are so much spent, you don't know who is actually summoned! I was depressed: "Is this a magic weapon or a domestic pit dad web game?" ”

I think I have to summon anyway, but since it's all mixed with Class A, it's definitely not much worse, it's better than nothing - I immediately chose yes, and then I watched the screen shake, and the words changed:

"You have successfully summoned the Class A legend Simon Blowing Snow, and he will appear in front of you in seven days."

West... Simon blowing snow?

Oh, the cake seller!

This guy I know, the swordsman likes to wear white clothes, his face is cold and cold, he is close to the realm of God, because he is ruthless; No one could see his swordsmanship, for those who had the good fortune to witness it had already sunk into the ground; His loneliness is equally indescribable, because it comes from the depths of his soul......

Lonely, lonely, proud, ruthless, cold......

The world's first swordsman!

I didn't expect to summon this guy!

Lolita was more excited than me, but she pulled the corner of my clothes vigorously, shouting who was summoned on the side, and I looked at the screen again and found that it had completely changed:

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Name: Ximen Blowing Snow;

Category: A;

Ability: Knife Skill: A; Hot Cooking B; Cold Cooking B; Miscellaneous cooking B; Speed S; Power B; Eyesight B; Technique A; Knowledge B; Perception A;

Acceptance probability: 20%;

Time of appearance: within 15 days;

Special Skills: Extremely fast, otherworldly;

Monthly cost: 5000;

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I hurriedly relayed everything to them, and everyone was very satisfied, including the black aunt with a poker face, who nodded solemnly: "Ximen Blowing Snow is excellent in swordsmanship, in addition to protecting you, he can also cook the food on the top of the snowy mountain, you can summon him, it can be regarded as a life guarantee - remember, you must think of taking him down, and by the way, practice your sword skills." ”

I nodded like a chicken pecking rice, people are already stupid...