Chapter 1200: You Smoke No
The black lady actually saluted Artuge, this is simply incredible, even we didn't expect that Artugge actually had such a high status, and the black lady seems to have no doubt about the identity of UI and Artugge.
Thinking about this kind of power, special skills are not something we can guess.
The old lady black finished greeting Atugege, and then glanced at a few of us: "You belong to people outside the gate, why are you coming to my gate?" ”
This old lady is very kind to her disciples and grandchildren, and when she comes to me, she will use all kinds of soft and hard, which shows that immortals also have distant relatives.
I arched my hand and said: "Inside and outside the customs, it is a place for all of us, we are here, I don't need to report it, right?" ”
What I said was neither humble nor arrogant, but the group of horse fairies behind the black old lady were collectively unwilling.
"Bold, how can you talk to Mother Black?"
"Bastard, what age are you, what age is the black mother, dare to talk like this?"
I ignored their provocation and said very blandly: "As for the seniority, I have already saluted just now, which is to give face to the black mother, but in terms of my position, I will not be able to give in." ”
The black old lady smiled and waved the black smoke stick, and the group of horse immortals immediately remained silent and all quiet.
Mother Hei smiled: "There is really no need to report, if you are just here to play, and don't provoke me to go out of the horse fairy house, then you will visit this great mountain and river at will, but if you bully me out of the horse family, don't blame us for taking care of you outsiders." ”
I spread my hands and said: "Everyone in the world says that the black mother is the embodiment of justice, but it is a little unreasonable for you to say this, we have never provoked you to come out of the horse immortal, but it is these so-called Daoist people under your horse line are uneven, and all kinds of despicable means are unbearable, they are the ones who provoke us first."
Can't we fight back? Just because you're here, we're going to shrink our heads and be turtles? It doesn't make sense!
Soldiers can be killed but not humiliated, I think you always agree with this truth, right? ”
Mother Hei nodded slightly: "Okay, a good soldier can be killed and not humiliated, then the kid next to you just now was extremely insulting to me, how can I make it difficult in every way?" ”
"Uh......"
I turned my head to look at Nobita, just now, it seems that it was really this kid who provoked it himself, he won if he won, and he chased and scolded non-stop, and he was unforgiving, and finally received retribution.
But this retribution has found my head, what did I owe you in my last life?
I was thinking of using kidney wording to prevaricate the black lady, Nobita, the kid ran to me with his eyebrows drooping, and said flatteringly: "I was wrong, I was wrong, black mother, you are angry, I can always slap my own mouth, right?" ”
Then Nobita raised his hand to give himself two big ear scrapers, and then lowered his eyebrows and said: "Black mother, I was wrong, do you think this is the case?" ”
I frowned and looked at the black mother, who was under the eaves at this time, and I didn't know whether to bow my head or look up.
Hei's mother was also stunned, she didn't expect Nobita to suddenly make such a move, and couldn't help but be annoyed: "Do you still have a bottom line?" How could a statue of the compassionate Vajra Buddha appear on a person like you? ”
This is a beautiful question, even I have this kind of question, Nobita, this kid is too undisciplined, and the elasticity that can bend and stretch is also a little bigger.
Nobita smiled: "Black mother, what you said is wrong, I don't have no bottom line, I know my mistakes and can improve Mo Dayan, because of great goodness, only then can I have a generous heart, because of the extreme party, there is Buddhism and violence to control the enemy, black mother, you are powerful, I want to understand this aspect more thoroughly than me, a little kid, right?" ”
Even I was a little surprised by this statement. The black mother's ink-like eyes shone brightly, and suddenly found out the grievances of a hundred people.
Nobita raised his hand and protected his head.
This shameful, I kicked him in the ass: "Don't be ashamed, hurry up." ”
Nobita looked at Hei's mother with a trick of his head, and still said in a flattering tone, "I thought you were going to beat me." ”
Mother Hei also looked at Nobita funny, and rubbed a cigarette pouch pot tobacco, there has always been a bright flame in the cigarette pouch pot, so the tobacco shredded in is still very bright.
The black mother put the cigarette holder in the shriveled old mouth, and after taking a hard sip, she exhaled a fragrant smoke that filled the air.
The smoke wafted in the air, and when I smelled it, I felt like I was fluttering.
The group of immortals all leaned their necks, tiptoeed, and some even jumped up, floating in the air to suck the smoke with their noses desperately.
This fireworks were quickly robbed by those immortals.
Until there was no trace of fragrance in the air, those horse fairies stood in a very satisfied line one by one, like a big smoker, as if they were a little unsatisfied, and bowed down and said, "Xie Hei's mother gave incense!" ”
This black lady smoked a cigarette, and it was really shocking that she was able to attract so many crazy followers of Ma Xian.
Looking at this posture, if the black lady lets them take a sip, then these guys will not faint to death happily?
The old lady nodded at the immortals with a smile, and then said to Nobita: "The boy is polite, the old lady I said the same as you said back then, it makes sense, it makes sense, do you want to take a bite too?" ”
The black lady said, handing the cigarette pouch and pot to Nobita.
This sentence was paired with this action, and everyone on the scene was shocked at once, and for a while, I saw the fiery, envious, jealous and hateful eyes in the eyes of those immortals.
There are even people who have the urge to come up and grab it.
It's just that because of the power of the black old lady, no one who doesn't open his eyes dares to make a mistake.
But there is still talk.
"That bastard boy, Mother Black actually gave him a cigarette!"
"That's the fireworks of the Immortal Family, I smoked it, but it is very good for the way of cultivation."
"Hmph, if he dares to suck, I will definitely have a never-ending hatred with him for the rest of my life."
Nobita smiled: "What is this for?" Do the elderly still like to give away people to smoke? ”
The old lady Hei's eyebrows drooped: "What, boy, don't you dare?" ”
Nobita shrugged his shoulders indifferently, stepped forward and took the black old lady's cigarette pouch and pot, gestured to his mouth, but did not put it in, took two steps in the direction of Vaughn, and stood there and looked at the black cigarette stick.
"This bastard kid, that's too bold."
"That's it, Mother Black gave him a cigarette, and she was already very waiting to see him, but she was still hesitating there!"
"I don't know the depths."
Nobita defiantly took the cigarette pouch and pot and shouted at the group of horse immortals: "Shut up, a bunch of blind things!" ”