Chapter 1201: Disciple Smoke
Nobita's temper is like this, when he turns his face, it is faster than turning a book, he can grovel to the black mother who is stronger than him, and he can also look at the group of horse fairies who have been shocked.
Although Nobita is sometimes out of tune, he is not lacking in singleness at critical moments, he dares to be arrogant to anyone when he is mad, and he will also pretend when he is joking.
In my words, Nobita is a ghost, otherwise he would not be able to be favored by the Master of the Three Rings.
For Nobita's extremely provocative language, the group of Izuma Immortals came to the verge of anger again, and they all began to rage.
"What did he say?"
"He's insulting us!"
"Stinky boy!"
A group of horse immortals, one by one, were about to collapse, and they even jumped and screamed to kill, but the black old lady didn't make a sound, just looked at Nobita very interestingly, and those horse immortals didn't dare to take a step.
Nobita pointed to a group of horse fairies behind the black old lady and scolded: "What do you see, what are you talking about, what are you talking about, why are you not convinced?" You guys come up and try it? It's against you, thinking that the black mother is out of the horse, and the male master won't dare to scold you? One by one, the fox is fake and the tiger is powerful, are you not convinced? Come on? ”
This kid said, and nodded at the black lady, how can the word 'loss' be obtained.
But the face of the black old lady changed from admiration to displeasure: "Stinky boy, you mouth, you really owe pumping, old lady, I am a fox clan, is it possible that our fox clan is born to borrow the majesty of cats?" ”
As soon as Mrs. Hei said this, Nobita stuttered again.
"Hmm...... Yes! ”
After two clicks, Nobita laughed: "Inside, you don't count the old man, the cats and tigers in the world are all trying to take advantage of your potential." ”
Thousands of wears, sycophants don't wear, even the black mother with a complete Taoist heart can't withstand Nobita's flawless sycophancy, although his face is still very strict, but it is obvious that his attitude has eased a lot.
The black old lady simply watched Nobita play: "Smoke or not, return it to my old woman if you don't smoke." ”
Nobita turned a blind eye to many discussions: "Smoking, the cigarettes sent by the old gods, why don't you smoke them?" It's not just me who smokes, my brother too. ”
After speaking, this kid lifted the cigarette pouch rod and handed it to me: "Ning Wa'er, can you take a sip and taste it first?" ”
Seeing that the old lady did not resist, I took the cigarette stick without hesitation and took a puff.
A scent of incense immediately penetrated into my lungs, swirled around my chest, and burst out of my mouth and nose, and the whole courtyard was filled with a strange fragrance.
Those who came out of the horse immortals were not noisy, they moved their noses one after another, constantly twitching into the air, and breathing hard.
Without waiting for this puff of smoke to finish, Nobita then took the black cigarette stick, glanced at the tobacco socket that there was not much tobacco left, raised his hand to untie the cigarette pouch, stuffed the bronze cigarette socket into the turquoise cigarette sac, dug hard, filled it full, and made it at the cigarette holder.
'Let's haw, haw'
The loud sound of smoking sounded in the courtyard, and one after another of fragrant smoke slowly drifted out, which could make the group of horse fairies toss painful and happy.
The pig even began to criticize Nobita: "Stinky boy, you slow down, slow down, it's all wasted." ”
"Old pig, you still have time to persuade him to smoke slowly, you hurry up and smoke quickly."
"You still have time to remind the old pig, don't hurry up and grab it."
"Do you still have time to remind him? Grab it! ”
"Aren't you the same? Hiss ......"
I amused to look at the hundreds of Izuma Immortals who were on tiptoe and inhaling those smoke like big smokers, and a violent scene that was originally tense and murderous and hostile turned into a scene of coaxing cheap pork in the vegetable market in a blink of an eye.
Nobita, this kid, really always surprises us!
I saw that among the group of horse immortals, even Huang Zongliang's soul was restored, and he was sucking around with his mouth open.
The scene fell into chaos for a while, until Nobita's bag of cigarettes was finished, and the smoke that wafted out was eaten by this group of horse immortals, and one by one they were still moving their noses around, as if there were still a lot of incense hidden in the air.
Nobita respectfully handed the cigarette pouch and pot to the black lady: "Thank you for the cigarettes." ”
The black old lady took the cigarette pouch with a smile: "Don't thank me, I have found two outstanding disciples for our horse immortal lineage, I should thank you." ”
Out of the horse disciple?
What's the situation?
I looked at Nobita in astonishment, and Nobita looked at Mrs. Hei in astonishment: "Wait, you always tell me clearly, what is the situation, what is the disciple?" ”
The old lady black had an indescribable cunning expression on her face: "Hehe, my old lady black's cigarette pouch and pot, only my disciples can take a puff, this tobacco is called disciple smoke, and it can only be smoked by the teacher's prayer." If you smoke my cigarette, you are my disciple.
Oh, that kid, you smoked too, you're also my disciple. ”
The old black lady smiled with a cunning look in her eyes that frightened me.
Disciple smoke? Where is this uncle?
Are we being accepted as disciples? Lao Tzu is especially lying on Nobita's gun!
I found that it was not only Nobita and I who were surprised, but even the group of disciples who came out of the horse were surprised.
Looking at their expressions, they didn't seem to know that Old Lady Hei's cigarette stick would become her disciple as long as she smoked it.
I guess if they knew, they would have been secretly looking for an opportunity, after all, this is the great protector of the Northeast Ma Immortal, and it is the dream of many people to become her disciple.
It's a pity that I thought it would be a nightmare to be her disciple.
Nobita also screamed: "Out of the horse disciple? You old woman, you dare to harm me, I have a hairy relationship with you? I don't do it, I resolutely don't do it, do you think you will become your person if you give me a cigarette and a pot? There are more people who smoke Lao Tzu, and they all call me disciples, and I smoke them to death. ”
Mrs. Hei didn't care about Nobita's disrespect, but put on a very kind appearance and said, "Do you think my old lady Hei's disciple is so easy?" , how many people rush to be it, I don't need you to worship incense, and I don't need you to burn paper to worship, as long as you kid hangs the name of the horse fairy. ”
Nobita began to spit directly on the ground: "Bah, don't make offerings, don't burn incense, don't do anything, why are you accepting me as a disciple?" And by the way, even my brother was pitted, what will you do if it is not beneficial? Say, what are your intentions? ”
Mrs. Hei waved her hand indifferently: "No intention, what did I really do to you, don't those Mr. Rong kill them immediately?" Although I'm not afraid of him, but I'm too lazy to cause trouble, by the way, remind you, remember not to follow the horse fairy bar in the land outside the gate, it is estimated that there will be no horse fairy to provoke you, you are my black lady's disciple, your status is very high, don't embarrass me. ”
After saying that, this black old lady actually disappeared like this!