At the moment when the fat man was about to howl with a sad face, the thin man got a basin out of nowhere, and hurriedly lay on the ground and put the antidote alive into it, and the basin suddenly became turbid - Ya actually mixed all the water, and half a basin of black and pasty, greasy soup and water rippled back and forth, and it was disgusting to look at, but the fat man paid attention: "Hey, this method is good-"

He grinned at me with a smile and said, "Brother He, shouldn't the effect of this medicine be affected?" ”

"It's good, but ......," I frowned, "do you think they can drink it?" ”

He looked into the basin, and estimated that he didn't feel very reliable, so he could only turn his head and smile bitterly at the thin man: "Dude, where did you get this basin?" The way is good, but this ...... How do you tell me to give people to drink! ”

The thin man said without changing his color: "The corner of the house." ”

I gasped, "Dude, this can't be a urinal, right?" ”

Everyone sweated violently on their backs, and then the group was silent, and they all looked left and right and said that he directly ignored this matter......

Then, our Dongfang sister, who was afraid that the world would not be chaotic but accepted new ideas, spoke: "I have a trick. ”

"Say!" I hurriedly asked, "Do you remember the method of survival filtering in the wilderness?" ”

"No, I don't watch that tasteless TV," Sister Dongfang rolled her eyes and said, "I mean, you divide this thing into small cups, and draw the appearance of Westerners on the cups, and tell them that they are Western antidotes from Persia to cure all kinds of inadhibitions, and the name is coffee—isn't that enough?" ”

The fat man continued to be confused: "But this smell ......"

Sister Dongfang looked left and right, her face was happy, and without saying a word, she walked directly to the edge of the wall, picked up a branch and picked something back, black and smelly, it seemed that it should be some kind of small animal's feces - we opened our big mouths and didn't shout, she had already thrown this directly into the basin, stirred, and threw the branch and patted the ash on her hand: "It's always okay now, right?" ”

The fat man went crazy directly: "No one drank it just now, and you still got it in and!" Brother, are you helping me or hurting me! ”

Sister Dongfang said strangely: "Of course it's to help you!" Didn't you say anything just now, but now I've got one for you - tell them that this is absolutely 100% natural shit coffee, the same origin as cat shit coffee, and absolutely natural, environmentally friendly and pollution-free - worthy of the name, you can pat your chest and swear poison! ”

"But ......"

The fat man wanted to say something more, but I couldn't wait, so I could only interrupt him abruptly: "Okay, okay, what do you want to do after it's like this, it's better to drink shit than to be killed by the Mongols, okay, you have to experience the spirit - don't say it, let's save people, you can do it!" ”

After speaking, Sister Dongfang and I went directly to the horse, and it was seen from the rearview mirror on the horse's ears that the two stood at the door for a long time, and finally stomped their feet and went in with the basin......

The two of us were speeding towards the north of the city, and soon we saw the firelight, Qiao Feng and Azhu were standing on the eaves of a half-burned porch, and countless Mongolian soldiers around were desperately climbing towards the roof, and it seemed that they couldn't hold out for long - but the strange thing was that Azhu was desperately picking up the roof tiles and throwing them down, but Qiao Feng was acting grotesquely with his hands together and pinching his sword fingers, behaving in front of him, closing his eyes, standing with his left foot, and stomping on the roof with his right foot desperately......

I know very well that after Li Dazui was attached to Qiao Feng, although his internal strength was still the same, he had no tricks and luck methods, and the maximum amount of effort he could exert was less than half of that of Qiao Feng himself, just like a master who was used to driving a three-jumper in agriculture changed to an F1 car, even if he was full of horsepower, he still couldn't play it - it was normal for the Mongolian army to be deflated in the face of a large number of people, but what was he doing with this posture, aren't we the Hokage still need to seal?

Before I could figure it out, our whereabouts had been discovered by the Mongolian army on the periphery, and suddenly a large number of soldiers rushed over waving their weapons and whining scum, shouting in a messy voice: "Surrender the gun and don't kill, we will treat the prisoners well......"

"You're already surrounded......"

"Don't resist any more uselessly......"

"Put down the butcher's knife and become a Buddha on the spot......"

Sister Dongfang and I looked at each other dumbfounded, and for a moment, I saw Sister Dongfang rise up like a little whirlwind, and with a wave of her hand, countless rubble and rubble on the ground were stirred towards the Mongolian sergeant, and a large piece was knocked over in an instant!

The Mongol army was stunned and retreated like a swishing tide......

In line with the principle that the enemy enters and I fight, and the enemy retreats and I chase, we rushed towards the house guarded by Qiao Feng and Azhu along the direction of their retreat, Dongfang Sister relied on her own incomparable internal strength, and annihilated a large area of the enemy with a gesture, and the combat effectiveness was comparable to the Grimm machine gun that was quite fully loaded and fired, and the Mongolian army was defeated and retreated with heavy casualties, and the remaining soldiers saw that the situation was not good, and immediately fled without saying a word, waving their sleeves, and did not take away half of the wounded soldiers......

At this time, the fire was almost burned to the eaves, Azhu saw that we were killing the Mongolian army, so he suddenly shook Qiao Feng to wake him up, in the eyes of surprise, Qiao Feng immediately took her to fly down from the roof, and then, after brewing, the fire of the granary finally completely revealed its hideous face, and began to burn unscrupulously - the spark of the stars can burn the prairie fire, since the prairie fire cannot be extinguished!

After coming down, the two patted their chests and rejoiced, and Azhu gasped: "Brother He, let me be my eldest brother, fortunately you are here, we almost can't get out." ”

"I was just about to ask you, what the hell is going on?" I was surprised: "Where did so many Mongolian soldiers come from, and the barracks food is not enough or is it exposed?" ”

"It's not," Qiao Feng said with annoyance: "It's that they don't eat together at all, they eat twice, and the one in front of them has a seizure before they start after eating!" ”

"The Mongol army still divides this?"

"The Mongolian army is not divided, but not all the regular employees of the Mongolian army are in the fucking barracks, and there are some temporary workers, who are said to have been taken out of the black pot when the slaughter of the city was condemned by public opinion!" Qiao Feng clenched his fists tightly without tears, and said angrily: "These guys are all dressed the same, how do I know!" ”

I could only persuade him: "It's okay, it's okay, this kind of thing has happened throughout the ages, and you're not too light - if you have the chance, you can see where I am, it's the same everywhere!" ”

Qiao Feng was stunned: "Really? ”

Sister Dongfang and I said in unison: "Absolutely, really!" ”

"Then I'm relieved!" Qiao Feng exhaled a long breath, and his emotions gradually calmed down: "Engage in this quintessence for a long time!" ”

"But-" I took the opportunity to ask, "What do you mean just now, don't run or fight and stomp your feet with your eyes closed, you won't tell me you know how to do Hokage's moves, right?" ”

"That's not either," Qiao Feng was a little ashamed: "I can't beat this if there are not many people, I fled to the roof and watched the fire get bigger and bigger, so I wondered if I could use other methods to enhance my strength, hoping to escape with Azhu?" ”

"This method of closing your eyes to increase your strength?" I was skeptical, "You can't be a drug addict, are you?" ”

Qiao Feng hurriedly said: "I guarantee no, this is a real trick of mine - although it didn't succeed this time, but you can rest assured, I have learned the main moves and movements, and I guarantee that I can do it next time!" ”

"What the hell is going on?" Sister Dongfang said impatiently: "You can just say what people say, right?" ”

"This trick is called please God!" Qiao Fengzhen said seriously: "I learned it from TV? ”

"God please......" I didn't react for a while: "What is this?" ”

"Well, there seems to be a saying for this trick, it's called Divine Fighting!"

I and Sister Dongfang suddenly thought: "Uh, ......"

God beating, also known as inviting the gods to the upper body, according to records, is a folk way to invite the gods to the upper body, after the success of inviting the gods, you can use the power of the gods to play, exert extraordinary combat effectiveness, and even go up the knife mountain and down the oil pot, the strength is infinite and not afraid of pain - I don't know how this kind of thing was seen by Qiao Feng, to be honest, this girl is too unreliable!

In order to completely cut off his futile trick and bring him back to the right path completely, although I was reluctant, I had to talk to him well, the purpose of which was only to bring him back from the wrong path.

"Didn't I say you, do you really think that the method you just made can please God?"

Qiao Feng was stunned and said, "Isn't it okay, I watch everything on TV like this!" ”

I sighed heavily, shook my head and said, "Can you not be so naïve, if this method can invite God, who still learns martial arts, can you think about it?" ”

Qiao Feng continued to be stunned: "Uh......"

"Yes, as a martial arts person, and a martial arts person with a deep foundation, what you just thought really shouldn't be, it's very naïve and ridiculous!" Sister Dongfang also said with a solemn face: "I can tell you very responsibly: you are wrong!" ”

Under the double attack of me and Sister Dongfang, Qiao Feng thought for a while, and seemed to finally reflect, he lowered his head in shame: "I, I understand......"

"Do you know what you're most wrong about?" I continued to ask: "Since you understand, then you should know." ”

Qiao Feng squinted his eyes and thought about it, then hesitated: "The time to please God is wrong?" ”

I went crazy directly: "What the hell is wrong with this time......" Because this guy didn't open up, I almost didn't go crazy, I didn't take a breath and almost closed up, I could only pant and point at Sister Dongfang: "You, you give him, say, talk about ......"

Sister Dongfang naturally understood what I meant, and she immediately spoke: "Have you ever heard of asking God to stand on the roof?" She glanced at Qiao Feng with some kind of hatred of iron and steel: "The most basic thing to ask God is that you must be down-to-earth in order to use the power of the gods, you climb the roof to ask God, do you think you are a monkey!?" ”

Qiao Feng and Ah Zhuquan were dumbfounded: "Huh? ”

"Yes, that's it!" I tried to take a breath down, and I immediately added impatiently: "Next time, remember, please God must be down-to-earth, unless you are the Monkey King - but please him, you have to go up the tree, standing on the roof is not at all!" ”

Speaking of this, Sister Dongfang and I looked at each other and smiled, and said in unison: "Actually, we all know this, and we know more than you!" ”

Qiao Feng's whole body was violently shocked, and he finally cried bitterly and said: "It should be like this for a long time - buddy can be regarded as meeting a master today!" ”