Chapter 33: The Second Gift Is Complete

Qiao Feng heard the essence of the divine beating from my mouth, and was about to ask for advice, when suddenly there were several muffled explosions in the firelight, which brought his mind back to reality, and immediately said: "It's not good, let's go quickly!" ”

After speaking, this girl immediately took us to the distance and fled, seeing that he looked flustered, Sister Dongfang and I also understood that something was wrong, so we immediately followed, and asked while actively fleeing: "What's the matter?" ”

"When we set the fire just now, we found that there was a powder magazine next to the granary, which was full of gunpowder artillery prepared by the Mongolian army to attack Xiangyang, and the gods couldn't bear this explosion, so they only dared to ignite the grain and grass and burn it - the sound just now was the outermost sound of gunpowder being ignited, we must go quickly!"

I didn't dare to say more when I heard this, so I sped up and fled outside the city, and sure enough, I soon heard one roar after another behind me and began to sound, endlessly, and when I looked back, I saw the fire rushing to the sky, and the sound was terrifying!

…… At the same time, countless martial arts figures in Xiangyang City had already jumped up together, cheering loudly and shouting: "Success, success, success!" ”

The original Huang Rong was surprised in Xiangyang City and shouted: "Nanyang fire? Guo Jing also patted his thigh and rejoiced: "Yes, it's Nanyang - everyone, what's going on?" ”

Someone who was called by Yang Guo to help with the eyes said at the time: "This is the second thin gift given by the Condor Man to Guo Er's girl, burning the grain, grass and gunpowder of the Mongolian army of 200,000!" ”

Hearing this, all the martial arts heroes were overjoyed, and praised the great achievements of the Condor Heroes - it was not that Yang Guo was unkind, but that this grandson was not there at all, how could the fans he sent to give credit to others?

Therefore, the credit for the Nanyang fire has been hung on Yang Guo's head since then, but he forgot about me, Qiao Feng, and Sister Dongfang......

Don't talk nonsense, just say that we escaped from the city, and soon saw that there were countless martial arts characters rushing out of the city one after another, supporting each other, and when I saw that the fat and thin men were helping out, I immediately shouted: "Fat brother, thin brother, you also came out?" ”

When the two of them saw us, they thought they would be as happy as us, but who knew that these two faces were not good-looking, and before I could ask questions, they ran over directly, glanced at the crowd, and then turned back and lowered their voices and said to me ashamedly: "Uh, I'm sorry, why bother, we messed up here again......"

"Someone is dead?" I was shocked: "How many died?" ”

"That's not it," said the fat man, grinning, "It's just a trivial matter, that old woman wants to say that we hurt her and ruined your hard work......"

It turned out that the fat and thin man had done things quite properly, and he used the name of shit coffee all the way to give the heroes and heroes of the tower an antidote, although it took a lot of tongues but the effect was good, and the two grandsons were also kind, so they simply hung the name of rescuing the heroes on my head.

When the antidote was sent to the Emei faction, the problem came out - the old nun didn't know that the tendon was wrong, and insisted that rewarding the good and punishing the evil was the minions of the Ming Sect, and the antidote must be poisonous, and the fat and thin man had a sullen stomach, and his tongue was three inches shorter before he reluctantly let the old nun drink two sips of the antidote, and then ......

Exterminate this old woman and spurted out a mouthful of old blood on the spot!

When I heard this, I was immediately stunned: "You mean the antidote is wrong...... I pointed to the people at the city gate, and said stupidly: "Then how can they be saved?" ”

"There's a fart poison!" The fat man said with a sad face: "It's basically that the thin man didn't pay attention when he took the antidote from the ground into the basin, and hugged two pieces of rubble, which happened to be drunk by the exterminated old nun, and as a result, his teeth were broken, isn't this spurting blood?" ”

I was dumbfounded: "And then?" ”

"Then, the old nun directly put the account on the head of the Ming Sect Master," the fat man continued, "and asked her female apprentice who knelt down and swore that she would definitely not marry...... Who's that? ”

"Zhang Wuji?"

"That's right, it's Zhang Wuji!" The fat man said helplessly: "I can't listen to what I say, I can't beat or scold, I can only ignore her and save others......"

"That's what you said?" I suddenly said: "It doesn't matter if that's the case, the old nun is not psychologically normal, it is estimated that she is a single dog who has not been able to show affection for a long time, so she always tosses Zhang Wuji as an imaginary enemy." ”

The fat man sighed: "I've always heard that the exterminator is quite highly educated, with double doctorates, I thought I could be reasonable, who knew that the meeting would be like this." ”

"That's for sure, a female doctor is quite scary with a degree, and the two, this naked rhythm that no one wants, if she doesn't change her shape, no one will be perverted!" I concluded: "Don't think about it, it's not up to us to control this, let him do it!" ”

The fat man was unwilling: "But I always feel sorry for the leader of the Ming Sect, and I obviously didn't do anything to carry this pot - or I'd better confess to her, what do you think?" ”

I was excited, and hurriedly said: "Don't mind, you are really in trouble, when the time comes, you will definitely be sorry for more than Zhang Wuji, and even I have to be implicated in the custody......" I didn't have the patience to pull him more when the time was urgent, and I immediately came up with an idea: "If you really feel that you can't bear it, then I'll give you a trick." ”

The fat man said happily: "If you can help Zhang Wuji and eliminate the mustard between them, and it doesn't affect you, it would be great!" He bent down at me and bowed: "Please teach me Brother He!" ”

"You don't need to teach you, it mainly depends on whether you dare to do it, as long as you dare, then it's no problem."

The fat man said: "Don't worry, one person does things and one person is responsible, and it is incumbent on him to shirk and never shirk!" ”

"You're going to soak up the extinction!" I said categorically: "As long as the old nun has the nourishment of love, I guarantee that she will not hinder the love between Zhang Wuji and Zhou Zhiruo!" ”

Fatty: "......"

In the middle of the sound, the fat man finally put away the confusion on his face, and said with a righteous face: "Uh, I remember that the antidote just now was held by the thin man, and it is better for the person concerned to make up for the mistake, so I won't overstep the rules, what, the thin man, I'll tell you......" He turned around as he spoke, only to find that the thin man had rushed out far away, leaving only a back stretched longer and longer in the sunset!

He was stunned for a moment, and then rushed forward without saying a word, and disappeared into the vast night like thunder, leaving only one sentence echoing in the night sky: "I'll chase him back, you wait for us...... Yes...... Ah......h

Since then, I have never seen the fat man and the thin man in the rivers and lakes, and I didn't see each other until Laba Congee met on Xia Ke Island - but no matter what I said or did, these two grandsons couldn't remember the experience of intersecting with me at all, and according to others, they were injured while going out on a mission, and the post-traumatic sequelae left behind erased their memories and couldn't remember anything at all - except for this memory and me, the two grandsons didn't forget anything else, Even the two taels of silver lent to the head of the Kongtong faction when he went out of the city had to be returned!

After they left, the food, clothing, shelter and transportation of this large group of people fell on my head, and the situation in front of me was very grim - because of the geographical location of Nanyang, there were not many soldiers stationed, and it was because of this that I was able to overturn them all with a plum blossom three lanes, but after coming out of the city, we had to face the surrounding Mongol army.

In front, there is the main army besieging Xiangyang, the Mongolian elite led by Kublai Khan, scattered around is full of puppet army and ordnance troops, and because it is a field battle, they come and go like the wind of the cavalry is easy to play their strengths, once we expose the traces will immediately attract a large number of soldiers to chase and intercept, to take everyone to successfully break through to Xiangyang is not easy, and very steep and difficult!

Thinking of this, I immediately contacted the heads of several major factions among the martial arts people, and led everyone to hold an impromptu meeting far away from the official road, mainly to discuss the question of where to go.

The kung fu of these martial arts heroes is uneven, but they are basically creatures who act on instinct, and they can barely command in small-scale armed fights, but they are completely inexperienced in the face of group army combat, and the policy they put forward is just to break the whole into pieces and make up and escape a few tricks......

There is really no way, I can only give you an idea in a big way: "Your method must be put on hold in peacetime, but the current situation is different, the enemy was only rescued by us burning the military grain depot, the investigation on the road is 100% strict, the slightest flaw will rather kill the mistake than let go, we will act separately...... Uh, isn't that too presumptuous? ”

Wulin Qunhao thought about it in his heart, and then found this big loophole in their proposal, and immediately talked about it, and there were different opinions, including the head-on breakthrough proposed by the reckless people and the theory of the timid people to find a barren mountain and hide for ten days and half a month, the two points of view immediately collided with sparks, and almost killed each other, in the face of this situation, I could only stand up and say loudly: "Everyone, don't quarrel, be quiet, how about listening to me?" ”

But what I didn't expect was that these grandchildren didn't pay attention to me at all......

I shouted several times and no one paid attention, so angry that my nose was almost crooked, and I was about to pick a pick, but at this moment, Sister Dongfang suddenly waved her hand, and a handful of melon seeds slammed into a few of the guys with the loudest voices, and they immediately stayed like a wooden chicken and didn't move - everyone was surprised and stunned, and saw that our Sister Dongfang said coldly: "Didn't you hear, here is an idea for you!" If you make trouble again, whoever makes trouble will order me! ”

The head of Qingcheng was unconvinced: "Why do we want to ......?"

Before the words fell, Sister Dongfang slapped the girl in the face with two melon seeds, although the grandson was engrossed in it, he still couldn't dodge, and everyone finally became honest when they saw this hand-"No one said anything now, right?" Sister Dongfang looked around, "Is there anyone else, no one listens!" ”

Naturally, I won't hide from this face-revealing thing, and I was about to talk about business with a smile, but at this moment, I suddenly saw the head of the Kunlun faction below blinking at me, but the upper and lower teeth were biting hard, and it seemed that I had something to say, so I asked: "What is the matter with the head of Kunlun?" ”

He glanced at Sister Dongfang, and when he saw that there was no expression, he winced and said, "What if, what if we don't understand...... He doesn't allow us to interject......"

"It's simple," I said, "to speak and raise your hand, and I'm only allowed to say it by nameβ€”do you understand?" ”

Qunxiong, you look at me, I look at you, scattered responses, oh, yes, yes, it's completely unruly, I suddenly raised my voice and said again: "Louder, shout out, don't be like a girl, I ask if you want to answer loudly together I 'understand' - do you understand, do you understand, do you come again!" ”

I inhaled in a deep voice and said loudly, "Do you understand?" ”

The group of heroes was stunned for a moment, and then roared with a overwhelming voice: "Understood! ”

"Look, it's much better now!" I nodded in satisfaction, cleared my throat, and said, "Then I'll tell you about my plan......"

At this time, a disciple of the Emei Sect suddenly rushed over in embarrassment, shouting as he rushed: "Oh no, no, we were discovered by the patrolling cavalry......"

We all stood up with hula voices, and I asked loudly, "How did you find ours, did someone slip away?" ”

"It's not!"

"So what's going on?"

The female disciple of Emei said with a crying voice: "I didn't find it originally, and I was ready to leave, but ...... But you were yelling so loudly here that they turned around again! ”