Under the vigorous protest of Sister Dongfang, the Dragon Island Lord quickly made concessions, and after our group reported the sect to which they belonged, they all got the right to participate in the Laba porridge banquet, including:

Sister Dongfang represents the Sun Moon Divine Sect, Huang Rong represents the Ming Sect, Qiao Feng represents the Beggar Gang, Time and Space Chicken represents the Taihu Zhuangjia, Brother Simon represents Weihu Mountain, and Sister Yu Xi represents Deyun Society, who cares if he is really fake, anyway, all the piles are packed and collected!

According to their requirements, they all lived in the cave next to me, and everyone was barely a neighbor, according to my understanding of Xia Ke Island, so I planned to prepare to leave after the Laba banquet This island has nothing to do with me, why don't you leave!

But what I never expected was that there was something going on this island!

At noon the next day, the fat man came to the cave and invited me to a banquet, and under his leadership I entered the inner cave, and like many people, I was led through the stone cave and gradually gathered, and finally came to a huge cave with the flow of people, the light was great, the cave was lit with butter candles, the cave was full of more than 100 tables, and the guests were led into the table in an endless stream, each occupying one, and watching it gradually filled......

A group of seven of us sat at the adjacent table, looking around by the way, among which countless Central Plains martial arts people and I had seen it in Xiangyang, or Daci Temple, so we nodded slightly, but everyone's face was full of gloom, and it seemed that they were not optimistic about the trip to Xia Ke Island.

The Laba porridge banquet that Shi Potian participated in that year should be the fourth time in theory, but this time it was only the second time so I didn't see him, and some of the characters in the chivalrous line did not attend, so there were more familiar faces than raw faces, which made me feel a lot more comfortable......

Suddenly, the sound of bells and drums was loud, and a man in a yellow shirt said loudly: "The lord of the dragon island and the lord of the wooden island meet the guests!" ”

We hurriedly looked towards the place where the man in the yellow shirt was, only to see that the middle door had been opened, and two columns of tall and short men and women came out of it, the men were all yellow shirts, and the women were all green shirts.

After the disciples on the island separated from each other, the music gradually became tactful, and then the old man who had met yesterday and another person followed out from inside, and the yellow-shirted disciple shouted: "The lord of the island welcomes you all here!" ”

The two island owners bowed to the ground in unison, and the heroes returned the salute one after another.

The Dragon Island Lord laughed and said: "On the remote desert island of the Xia Hemu brothers, I am very happy to see so many heroes and heroes of the Central Plains today, and I am honored to be there, but the desert island has been simple for a long time, please forgive me for the inconsiderate hospitality!" The Lord of the Wood Island also said, "Please take a seat." Come on, serve! ”

After the group of heroes sat down, immediately all kinds of dishes were sent up, and at the same time there was a bowl of hot, green porridge and rice, which should be the legendary Laba porridge The two island owners each picked up the hot porridge around them and nodded to us: "Everyone has come from afar, we have no respect for the island, only this bowl of Laba porridge is offered, and please don't be polite, please, please use!" ”

Everyone was already nervous when they arrived on Xia Ke Island, and then saw the color of this bowl of porridge was even more palpitating, for a while no one dared to put down the chopsticks to do it, the two island owners were about to invite again, suddenly heard someone in the east slap on the table, stood up and shouted at them: "Why, why do you drink porridge when you call for a meal, you call for dinner and eat, I don't even listen to my parents' words, why do I come here to listen to you?" I won't drink it, how dare you! ”

It was none other than the old nun who had been exterminated, and this time it was she who danced awkwardly without saying a word, but she walked ahead of us......

The Lord of Dragon Island was stunned and said: "If you don't drink it, how dare we force it, but it's just ......" He sighed slightly, and said solemnly: "If you don't drink, the consequences can be serious!" ”

Extinction sneered: "I exterminate the master Tairen to give the nickname Angry Birds, how can you threaten it, what the consequences, I can naturally afford it!" ”

The master of Mu Island said lightly: "Dinner starts at eight o'clock, nearly ten hours from now, if you don't drink porridge...... When the time comes, you'll be hungry, but no one will deliver food to you! ”

The exterminator was too angry and said: "Fuck, it's too shameless!" ”

The Dragon Island Lord sneered, "So I advise you to drink it anyway......"

The exterminator was too hot-tempered, and he suddenly felt unbearable on his face when he was squeezed like this, and he snorted heavily, and was about to have a seizure, when a person next to him stood up and interrupted him, and he didn't squint at the two island owners, and immediately attracted everyone's attention, and the audience lost their interest in making trouble, and no one paid attention to it for a long time, and finally could only sit down and listen to the humanity who stood up: "Two island masters, why did you get us here, can you give a happy sentence, but suffocate me!" ”

The Dragon Island Lord said hesitantly: "You are Mr. Zhou Botong, right?" This porridge is cold and the medicinal effect is poor, why don't we drink it? ”

Zhou Botong shook his head and said, "Can I tell you that I am a Sagittarius?" ”

"What do you mean?" The two island owners were stunned together: "I haven't heard that Sagittarius has obsessive-compulsive disorder!" ”

"I'm calling it an acute son, okay, and obsessive-compulsive fart!" Zhou Botong changed his face and said, "Do you understand?" ”

The master of the wooden island said embarrassedly: "I really don't understand this, or else, you can tell me?" ”

"Okay, I'll teach you!" Zhou Botong said proudly: "The relationship between the twelve zodiac signs and personality is roughly like this......"

The heroes shouted angrily in unison: "Tell the point!" ”

Zhou Botong was so frightened that he shrank his neck violently, and then he remembered his main purpose, so he hurriedly changed his words: "Let's go down and talk privately about the constellation, now you still ......" He turned around and looked at everyone with a confused face: "What did I ask just now?" ”

"You ask him what he's doing here!" Someone reminded below: "You said that you suffocated not to pee, but to have a quick temper!" ”

Zhou Botong suddenly said: "Oh, by the way, I'll just ask you why you brought us here?" ”

The Dragon Island Lord nodded, looked around at the crowd, sighed and said, "Since that's the case, I'll tell you about it......"

According to the meaning of the lord of the Dragon Island, the two of them used to be two little-known juniors in the rivers and lakes, and occasionally got a treasure map, so they found this desert island all the way, and found a poem engraved on the stone wall, which contained the mystery of supreme martial arts, so they concentrated on cultivating, who knew that after practicing for a while, they found that what they practiced was actually very different, and they couldn't convince each other, so they stiffened for a while.

Then, these two people thought that since this was an ancient poem, they went to find some students who had learned poetry and books to accept them as apprentices, and the four of them took them back to the island to practice again, but they didn't expect that the difference between the eight disciples was even greater, and their opinions and insights were different, and they couldn't get together!

Then, the two went to the head of Wudang Shaolin to come to understand the ancient poems, and the result was still the same......

In the end, the two island owners really had no choice but to simply invite fellow martial artists to come and invite them to the island for further study in the name of drinking laba porridge, but until today they have not discovered the true mystery of this martial art, and it is still a mystery!

…… Xia Ke Island has been famous for a long time, and the heroes thought that all the martial arts people who were invited back then had been hung up, and when they heard them say this, they were willing to believe it, and they shouted for a while, and the two island owners simply stood up when they saw this, and pointed towards the inner hole: "Since you don't believe it, why don't you go in with me to see if they are alive and well, is this good?" ”

Everyone roared: "That's a fart, go!" ”

The group followed the two island owners all the way to the cave, but some people didn't move, and the people on Xia Ke Island didn't care, and when we saw this, we simply surrounded them and asked, "What should we do, should we go and see it or stay here?" ”

I also know the legend of chivalry, although Shi Potian experienced the fourth party, we are here for the second time, but in general there should not be much difference, and this stone wall is mainly written as nothing more than a martial arts, which is not of much use to me, so I said to everyone: "What is written here is a martial arts, but it is hidden in a poem, and ordinary people can't see that martial arts are useful to them, and they are useless to us, so in my opinion, let's just not go in, eat, drink, and rest enough and leave, what do you think?" ”

Simon Ge said strangely: "Since it's martial arts, why doesn't it have anything to do with us?" ”

"Isn't this unclear, they naturally need to rely on talent to be ugly, but what about us? We're all so handsome, so naturally rely on our faces, what's so strange about that? ”

Simon muttered, "This ......"

I didn't wait for him to make a statement, and asked the others: "Guys, you don't think you're ugly, do you?" ”

"That's for sure!" Sister Dongfang and Huang Rong on the side, whether they were confident or unconfident in their appearance, immediately nodded: "If you don't believe it, look at the photos, we have them in the circle of friends!" ”

"Isn't that the end of it?" I turned my head and asked Simon, "Are you an acting school?" ”

Brother Simon hurriedly shook his head: "No, I'm also an idol!" ”

I clapped my hands and said: "Since everyone agrees, it's simple, let's do it, let's be considered to have participated in the meeting, we should eat and drink, rest for a night, how about we go back to the Central Plains tomorrow, don't forget, we still have something to do!" ”

Everyone nodded, so in everyone's surprised eyes, the seven of us began to eat and drink, not only the food on our own table was eaten and wiped clean, but even the food that no one had touched on the table next to us was brought over, and a big table began to eat and drink, chickens, ducks and fish bones were thrown all over the ground, and everyone looked sideways......

After eating for a while, I suddenly felt full of urine, and I stood up and was about to find someone to ask where the toilet was, but when I looked up, I found that there was no one else in the cave except us. ”

Uncle Zui, who was sitting next to me, said casually: "Don't add vegetables, I can't eat it!" ”

"me, I'm looking for a place to pee," I said, holding my legs, "You can't just hide in the middle of nowhere, right?" ”

At this time, Simon Ge smiled and raised his chopsticks towards a certain hole, and said mysteriously: "Go there, I promise to find it!" ”

"Why?" We collectively wondered, "How do you know that?" ”

Simon pouted: "You guys are still cooks, aren't you ashamed?" This hole is the way out of the food just now, there must be a kitchen inside, since there is a kitchen, then there is a designated toilet, this is not the standard configuration of the hotel kitchen? ”

"Oops, I forgot about this stubble!"