We said goodbye to Wei Xiaobao and was about to board the ship, just walked to the edge of the sampan and raised his feet, the thin man suddenly said: "Mr. He, you only have two tokens, so many people want to get on the ship, it may not be unruly, right?" ”

I was surprised, "Is this still a limit on the number of people?" ”

The fat man grinned and said: "It's not a secret, for the number of people who have landed on the island to drink Laba porridge, our island owner has already had a strict order, only one person will welcome the helper, and the host of the Qingliang Temple who is responsible for the two of us is not the first to protect the Qingliang Temple, you are the only one, Brother He, and the others, please stay!" ”

Ximenge sneered: "I'm afraid I can't help you now, right?" As soon as he said that he was holding the hilt of the sword in his hand and his eyes were in his eyes, there was a kind of momentum that would dance awkwardly without saying a word, and in an instant, the entire air was filled with a faint murderous aura......

The fat and thin men ignored Brother Simon's threat, only looked at me and said: "You want to kill us, originally it was just a gesture, but I know the way to Xia Ke Island, it is easy for you to kill us, but if you want to go to the island, hehe!" ”

Everyone looked at each other, I didn't expect the arrangement of Xia Ke Island to be so strict, and I didn't give us a chance to form a group to brush the book at all, so I didn't want to go to Xia Ke Island and it wasn't heaven and earth, why did I save half a year's savings and go across the ocean to see you, and besides, there is a **oss who doesn't know where to hide, am I guilty!

Qiao Feng was so angry that his face darkened, and he said, "Hey, do you think it's interesting to play an official with our old friends?" ”

The fat man said happily: "It's not a matter of whether it's official or not, it's a matter of principle, everyone, it's really not that I don't help you, it's really difficult for the teacher, and I can't ......help it."

As soon as my mind moved, I immediately said to the fat man: "By the way, do you remember Zhang Wuji on the shore of Daming Lake?" ”

The fat and thin men were all confused: "What? ”

"It's Zhang Wuji, who was killed by you and didn't marry Zhou Zhiruo," I was foaming at the mouth: "If you hadn't pitted her master, would the extinction force her to swear not to marry, these two hard-working mandarin ducks have been delayed into leftover men and women, how can you bear it!" ”

The fat man said with a bitter face: "Brother, can we not mention this stubble, this is an accident, and I don't want to!" ”

I raised my eyebrows and said coldly: "Then you won't marry extinction?" ”

The fat man was so frightened that he almost threw the pulp in his hand, and begged for mercy again and again: "Brother, you are my own brother, please......"

I ignored his pleas at all, and said to myself: "As the saying goes, I'd rather demolish ten temples than break up a relationship, it seems that I have to talk to the two island owners about this matter, and I have to solve the problem of this old nun, so that Brother Zhang and Miss Zhou have lovers and eventually become dependents, as for how the others live, it has nothing to do with me, if they are all friends, I still have to weigh them, but now there is only one person, Zhang Wuji, one friend, and the other side has nothing to do with me......"

"Stop!" Hearing this, the fat man suddenly shouted in his heart: "Brother He, we are friends!" ”

I said solemnly: "Fuck you, this is a matter of principle, it's really not that I don't help you, it's really my sense of justice, and I can't help it!" ”

Fatty: "......"

At this time, the thin man Leng Ding interjected and begged me for mercy: "Brother He, let's tell you the truth, the island owner has already issued a clear order, if you pick up the wrong person or pick up too much, we will be beheaded, and you will also behead your parents, wives and children, don't embarrass us!" ”

"It's you guys who are embarrassing me, okay!" I snorted and said, "Then let me ask you, if you don't answer the wrong one, don't answer more, it's okay?" ”

"That's for sure," the thin man patted his chest and promised, "we have to grasp both points, and we must be both points." ”

I suddenly had another plan in my heart: "In this case, I will be fine in your boat, but they will have to follow in another boat, right?" ”

The fat and thin man glanced at each other, and were about to speak, but I hurriedly added: "Let's say first, this is my bottom line, or we won't have anything to talk about." ”

The fat and thin man hesitated for a long time, and finally sighed softly, and said with a bitter face: "Brother He, you have made us miserable...... First of all, you will follow, and when you are almost there, you must stay away so that the people on the island will not see it. ”

We all said, "That's fine, you can please!" ”

After saying goodbye to Wei Xiaobao and the others, we all boarded the boats, and the two boats left the beach one after the other and headed towards the sea, gradually heading south with the sea breeze......

The two boats have been on the sea for nearly ten days, at first I was honest on the ship of Xia Ke Island, and then I had nothing to do and simply got a deck of cards out, and took advantage of the meal to fight with the fat and thin man, hey, the addiction of the two grandsons suddenly hooked up!

The result was very simple: just to eat, the fat and thin man lost to me in ten years of salary and bonus performance on the island, a total of three hundred and eighty-seven taels of silver, plus the clothes, pants, socks and shoes on his body for two weeks......

The two grandsons' eyes were green on the spot, and the boat didn't open and didn't cook, so they pulled me to turn over the book, and signed a high interest rate with me at three points per day, but they didn't know that this was usury The reason is very simple, I am billed according to the popular private school loan, referred to as campus loan, and they have heard of the rules, so they are not wary.

We have few small people on the boat, where are the people who are playing cards, so these two are worried, but I finally gave a trick: "Otherwise, let's get two sailors from the boat over there to take the helm, and the bow is tied to the stern of the big ship, how about we stay in the past, and we can play cards and have someone to take care of eating, drinking, and sleeping, isn't it good?" ”

At first, the thin man hesitated: "This ...... Isn't that okay? ”

"What's so bad?" I said abruptly, "Who knows what you're doing in the vast sea?" Follow first, and when it's almost time, we will part ways, of course, if you don't want to, you can do it, just go ashore and remember to pay back the money, otherwise I'll ask you to take pictures! ”

The fat and thin man glanced at each other, and immediately both of them were ruthless: "Okay, it's done!" ”

As a result, our two ships immediately launched a battle of attack and defense against the landlord......

These two grandsons lost for a few days, and then finally learned the subtleties of fighting the landlord, and we have lost less and won more, but unfortunately, this profit is rolled down these two dumbfounded interest per day alone is more than three thousand taels, and it is increasing, they still have to afford it!

When we arrived at Xia Ke Island, I calculated an account: the fat and thin people plus a piece, these two owe me almost 100,000 yuan, which is about to catch up with the GDP of the entire Xia Ke Island for a year!

According to the plan we discussed, the fat man and the thin man and I went to the island first, and then followed all the way into the mountains, crossing the trail for several miles, and then turning into a rugged mountain road, with a deep stream on the left, the water was turbulent, and the sound of rocks was sounding. All the way along the mountain stream gradually higher and higher, after turning two turns, I saw a waterfall hanging down from more than ten zhang high, it seems that this waterfall is the source of the mountain stream.

The fat man and the thin man jumped and jumped into the water curtain suddenly, I followed the leap, and suddenly a long Yongdao appeared in front of me, the oil lamps on both sides were bright, and I walked all the way along the Yongdao, and there was a stone door made of jade in front of me, with three big characters written on the guest house, and the ground was covered with green bricks, which looked neat and clean, and the fat man led me to the stone cave on the left to rest, and said: "Brother He is here to rest for the time being, tomorrow is the day of the Laba banquet, if you want to go around the island today, please do it, but don't go inside." ”

I hummed and lay down on the stone bed, and said lightly, "What should I do when I eat?" ”

I fought with the landlord for a few days, these two have been completely beaten by me, the fat man said to me listlessly: "Someone sends, you don't have to worry about this, it's just" He suddenly squeezed out a smile on his face, approached me and said: "This arrears ......"

The thin man also squeezed out a smirk on his face and leaned in front of me, begging for mercy: "Brother He, you have to take care of this matter!" ”

I nodded indifferently: "Don't worry, I won't count the interest during this time on the island, it's always okay, right?" ”

The two grandsons suddenly showed joy on their faces, but then they came over inch by inch: "There is another matter, can you not let the island owner know about this gambling account?" ”

"Okay!" I waved my hand very generously: "I won't mention this, but you have to do what you said for me!" ”

"That's for sure, don't worry!"

I mean to go out to guide the big ship to land, the royal sister Xi and others to meet me, this is on our last day has been said to the fat man and the thin man to guide them to land ashore, after separation, and then let them pretend to be a casual mess, so as to meet with me and not let them be embarrassed, the fat man and the thin man hesitated at the beginning, but as soon as I mentioned paying back the money, I surrendered immediately, and Mo Kouzi responded......

After sleeping in the cave, I opened my eyes, there were already four-color snacks and a pot of tea on the table, the tentacles were already cold, it seemed that I had slept for a long time, I was wondering if they had successfully landed on the shore, at this time, suddenly I heard a noise from the entrance of the cave, and countless people rushed in while shouting slogans:

"No discrimination, ...... required"

"Strongly request the Sun and Moon Cult to participate in the Laba Porridge Operation......"

"The beggars are the beggars, the fighting spirit is high, the good is rewarded and the evil is punished, and the beggars are the strongest......"

"Against the ...... of high-priced tickets to Xia Ke Island"

There are countless heads probing in the stone caves next to me, and there are people kicking their shoes and preparing to go out to see what is going on, I simply came down and prepared to go with the flow, at this time, the eyes suddenly brightened, the door of the inner cave opened, and a group of people hurried out from the inside surrounded by an old man who looked like a fairy wind and bones, and shouted while walking:

"What's going on, who's here, yelling, yelling, what's the matter?"

Countless people poured out in an instant, and I also hurried to make a trip, and when I went out, I saw our group of people standing at the position of the tunnel at the entrance of the cave, holding the slogan and colorful flags in their hands, and the whole fan-shaped, seeing the people inside, Sister Dongfang only waved her hand, and the song suddenly sounded:

"Where there is oppression, there is resistance......"

The singing voice was loud and straight to Xiaohan, and Sister Dongfang sang a tune that was as high as the singer finals with the skills she had cultivated with Internet celebrities. ”

"I don't know, it looks like the island isn't doing things right......"

As soon as everyone discussed this, the face of the leader on the island suddenly couldn't hang up, and the old man coughed while everyone was ventilating, and interrupted in a deep voice: "Everyone, the old man is the dragon master on the island, I don't know who you are, what are you doing here?" ”

Sister Dongfang immediately said righteously: "Didn't you hear, we just said that we want to protest, protest against your discrimination against us!" ”

The Dragon Island Lord was stunned and said, "Everyone, I don't seem to know everyone yet, so how can this be discriminatory?" ”

"Yes, just because you don't know us, you didn't give us a reward and punishment order, please come and eat Laba porridge!" Dongfang sister Zhengse said: "Do you think that I, as the leader of the Sun and Moon God Sect, am not qualified to come and drink your laba porridge, why don't you give us a brand?" ”

"I also protest on behalf of Mingjiao!" Huang Rong said.

"I represent the beggars......"

"I represent that person, anyway protest!"

In the end, Sister Dongfang made a presentation on behalf of everyone: "We are all sects that have not received the token of rewarding good and punishing evil, because of your discrimination, so we organized a group to come to you on the island to ask for an explanation why we discriminated against us, we are not convinced!" ”