Chapter Twenty-Three: Life-Saving Treasures
Lori Xi is very angry, we all know her temper, don't say it's really something, so everyone was a little stunned at the time, and they didn't know what to do at all - seeing that she was going to kill all the way upstairs to beat people, then Uncle Wolf suddenly said: "Someone is coming!" β
We hurriedly looked at the place where we came from, and a figure swayed over, and when we reached the intersection, we found that it was an old man with blank eyes who came out with a garbage bag and threw it, and everyone was a little discouraged in an instant: "It doesn't look like it-Uncle Wolf, we are looking for a fat man." Pen, fun, pavilion www. biqugeγ infoβ
Uncle Wolf was very calm: "Fat and thin are relative, anyway, I look quite fat." β
I was speechless and said, "You're too idealistic!" Knowing that he was saving the country from Lori, I didn't dwell on it much, and then asked everyone: "Then what should I do now, why don't you look for it separately?" β
Lolita was also a little lost after being interrupted, Peng's voice regained Lori's appearance, looked up at the upstairs with a complicated expression, and said angrily: "Count your luck, my aunt and grandmother have something to do...... and then face everyone: "That's it, let's look for it separately!" β
At this time, Xiao Gu behind him suddenly whispered: "Someone is coming again." β
"Leave him alone," I waved my hand without looking back: "That guy is definitely not here, I have figured it out, if this guy has the heart to see us, he won't leave, what does it mean to go out and shake half a circle and come back......"
The old man of Montenegro said: "Someone is really here." Then Simon also said: "I still carry a banner on my shoulderβeither selling sugar gourds or telling fortunes." β
Under the dim street lamp, sure enough, there was a skinny guy walking towards us with a cloth banner on his back, he couldn't see his age from a distance, and the image was very consistent with the description of the nostrils Zhao and the monkey face, I suddenly perked up and said: "It's him, and the appearance is the same as those two grandsons!" β
Everyone swished and took out their weapons and was about to put them on, but at this time Lolita was calm: "Wait, let him get closer." β
Humpty Dumpty didn't notice that someone was setting up an ambush, and walked straight forward with a long look, Lori made a look, Brother Simon and a few others crossed the street from the opposite side in a detour to outflank the past, and went around the back to make a gesture, I slowly walked to the middle of the road, and said in a deep voice: "Dude, I can be regarded as finding you!" β
"Who?" The bamboo pole was startled, and I stretched out my hand to put the hexagram pole across my chest, and I saw him for the first time by the street lamp - the hexagram pole formed a cross in front of him, and it was a very thick kind of horizontal painting, and anyone who looked at this old man must have starved to death during the three years of natural disasters, plus two strands of sparse goatee...... I finally know what it means to look like a brush!
"It's me," I said, smiling, as I stared at the dwarf as he stepped forward, "You must be a stranger! β
"The master?" The old man with the bamboo pole said unexpectedly: "Why are you here?" β
"Can I not come, if I don't come again, your old man won't be able to find it!" I sneered, "If you know who I am, you won't be a mortal - tell me, old man, who are you?" β
"Now is not the time!" The old man with the bamboo pole said in a deep voice: "You don't need to know! β
"That's not necessarily," Ren Xiaoyan stood next to me and said, "Although we don't have much intersection, but since you have arrived in the yang world, we have a clear score - isn't it an anti-Japanese drama, can we fight against me?" β
The old man stomped his feet and said, "Hey, I've been busy all this time!" The two officials who had an accident at home, do you really think that without my old man's guidance, they can send them to the door to ask you for their guilt? β
"Servants?" Ren Xiaoyan didn't react for a while, staring at me and fainting: "Last time we went to the God World and met that errand officer, aren't they all eunuchs?" β
I reminded her in a whisper: "He said it was the monkey face and nostrils of the two grandsons of Zhao." β
"Oh~" Ren Xiaoyan came back to her senses at this time, and found her words again in less than a tenth of a second: "This doesn't mean that you are our own person - if there is no ghost in your heart, what are you hiding, fortunately we waited for a while, otherwise you would have succeeded again!" β
"Yes, you're really typical of the safest place where the most dangerous place is the safest place," Little Diamond Wind said triumphantly, "You must have thought that we were going to look for you everywhere, so the cat is back!" β
The old man stared at us and said, "Can't I have another reason?" β
We thought about it for a while, but no one could find a reason for him to leave and come back, and they all shook their heads: "We don't know about this......" "Look, it's unreasonable!" Ren Xiaoyan said: "Unless you can come up with a reasonable reason, don't think we believe you!" β
The old man hesitated for a long time, and finally could only grit his teeth and say, "I'm peeing!" β
We: "......"
The old man continued: "Only the public toilet on this street is still open, so I went to pee and prepared to come back and set up a stall - what is wrong with this? β
Ren Xiaoyan said angrily and anxiously: "We've been here for at least half an hour!" β
The old man sighed: "Haven't you heard of what it means to urinate endlessly? β
We suddenly said, "I see! β
"Can you trust me now?"
Ren Xiaoyan was not good for the army to be defeated, so I could only go out by myself and pretend to be stunned and said: "Okay, I'll treat you as if you went to the toilet to pee for half an hour, even if you helped us last time, but there is still a little distance to say that you believe it completely, can you understand the meaning?" β
The old man was stunned and said, "I just came here to know about this!" β
"Yo, I didn't find that your consciousness is quite high, but as soon as I came, I found that modern people are not kind!"
The old man nodded: "Yes, people are so virtuous nowadays, while saying that dogs are the most loyal friends of human beings, they open stalls and eat lots, and I can fully understand you treating me like this." β
Let's start with the meaning of the old man's words, and by the time we understand it, it has been three days, and by this time the old man has become a group with us, in other words, Ya has also become our most loyal friend......
I simply said, "Uncle, just tell the truth!" β
The old man could only say in the end: "The first sentence, I am actually Shen Wansan." β
"Shen, Shen Wansan?" I jumped up: "You're finally out!" β
The old man said helplessly: "Look, I know that to tell the truth you are this virtue - this second truth: I can't join you, I'm sorry!" β
"What do you need?" After the incident of Simongo, I have long been immune to this kind of rhetoric, whatever you want, I just follow my own call anyway, even if the name is not my little brother but do the work of the little brother, do you say there is a difference?
Shen Wansan said indifferently: "Needless to mention, this is just a dream, but it is absolutely impossible for mortals to achieve it." β
"Just tell me, what if it happens?" The old man of Montenegro said: "Isn't it fashionable to have a dream now?" β
Shen Wansan said with regret: "When I was very rich, a Taoist came to visit, saying that he asked me to cultivate the Tao and refine the pill, saying that I could soar for nine days, and then I was sent to Yunnan to think of this, I wanted to cultivate but failed to succeed - when I cultivate the Tao in this life and can soar, I will join you again!" β
The Supreme Treasure said with disdain: "It's almost the same if you don't need to cultivate, just be windy." β
The old man sighed, stomped his feet and said: "This is all later distributed to Yunnan without food to eat hungry and thin, at that time the food was too little, fortunately I found the treasure, otherwise it would not be hungry and thin, but starved to death!" β
"What, do you still have a treasure that can carry food?" This time it was Wu Da's turn to straighten his eyes: "This is a good thing...... " He cautiously leaned down more than two meters tall and said tentatively: "Can you see it?" β
Shen Wansan shook his head regretfully: "This world is probably gone." β
"Why don't you describe it, I'll look for it," Lori smiled and grinned, "What if I find it?" β
Shen Wansan looked at Lolixi and then at the others, and said with a little unwillingness: "It stands to reason that I should naturally answer the princess's question, but there are many people here, what if I leak my secret?" β
I said impatiently: "Where is our country still starving to death now, and you haven't seen it when the economy is so rich, why do you always think about the world in a bad place?" β
Shen Wansan emphasized: "Don't boast, I've heard a lot of people say that they eat gutter oil recently-no one eats this in our time, it's too dirty!" β
I was speechless in an instant, but fortunately, Ren Xiaoyan came over after a half-rest, and directly beckoned: "This is a hobby, many of us are good now!" β
"Then I still hear children eating - this is also a hobby?"
My expression was twisted and uncomfortable: "Yes! β
Shen Wansan suddenly said: "So that's the case, you guys have a really heavy taste, just eat some messy things......"
Without waiting for him to continue, I interrupted him and said, "Now you can tell me what the treasure is, everyone is waiting!" β
Shen Wansan thought about it, carefully swept the circle around, and after making sure it was safe, he lowered his voice mysteriously and said: "I found a strange thing, growing on the roots of trees, thin and white, how to eat it and pull it out......"
Ren Xiaoyan, Lo Lixi, Xiao Gu, Bai Suzhen and others dispersed instantly, retching, turning into birds and beasts......
Shen Wansan continued to immerse himself in his own world: "...... When I found out, I found it, washed it, and ate it again when I didn't have anything to eat......"
Montenegrin Elder Supreme Treasure and others also ran away......
"In this way, I ate and pulled, and I persevered for many days, until I found food," he said, "and from then on, I went to look for this treasure every year without food, and although I was hungry and thin, I finally survived!" β
I looked around and saw that only me and Xiao Diamond Feng Wu were left and they were forced to the end, and said bitterly: "That's it?" β
"That's right, it's a treasure!" Shen Wansan was surprised: "Isn't this enough for you to get rich?" β
I could only say, "Okay, okay, this baby you said is enoki mushroom, right?" β
Shen Wansan groaned: "I really don't know this, I didn't dare to ask for a name." β
I stretched out my hand and pointed into the distance, and the little drill flew out at a gallop, reached out and threw ten yuan on the human baking stall, picked up the skewers, and flew back, and handed it to him: "Look at it, is this it?" β
"It's it, it's it!" Shen Wansan panicked: "It turns out that you also rely on this to survive?" He muttered, "Why don't I go back...... Since it's all the same, at least I know where it is, so I don't have to rob it! β
We can only say: "Old man, we really don't lack food!" β