After talking for a long time, Shen Wansan reluctantly believed that we were not short of food in the yang world, and solemnly promised to join us if I could really take him to heaven, I immediately patted my chest and made a guarantee: "Don't worry, this is a fucking trivial, I'll take you tomorrow and pretend to take you to fly...... From now on, you'll be officially incorporated! ”

Shen Wansan said nervously: "Then do I need to kill someone and surrender to the name?" ”

"Then forget it," I said bluntly: "Joining the gang is a saying, you don't want to get this set of green forests - by the way, we are a society under the rule of law, you should be careful in your actions, try not to cause trouble, sometimes money is not necessarily easy to use!" ”

Shen Wansan was a little scared and said, "What about those two errands......"

"Oh, this is not an example!" I made up and said: "This time I was lucky to bump into two stupid X, next time I may not be so lucky, if I want to meet someone who does not believe in evil, I have to arrest you as a feudal remnant." Pen & Fun & Pavilion www.biquge.info"

"Then how do I know who's stupid × who's not," Shen Wansan said anxiously: "How can I do it if I don't have experience?" ”

Before I could talk, Xiao Zhuanfeng had already rushed to interject: "Hey, you ask me-I'm doing this, I don't believe you asked the king!" ”

Shen Wansan's face was happy, and he immediately bit his ears with Xiao Zhuanfeng, the main content is how to be abducted and deceived in the yang pit without being caught, it is simply an old profiteer with a little bully, I don't bother to care about them, I can only look at the street and say: "Withdraw first, let's take a taxi back, what is there to settle down at the barbecue stall...... Hey, what about them? ”

At this time, I can be considered to have found out that none of the birds and beasts scattered just now were not in my sight, and I didn't know where I went, at this time, Wu Da raised his hand and came over as if he surrendered: "Why bother, just now Supreme Bao called and said that they were eating supper in the back street, saying that if you don't eat, you will go back first, if you want to eat...... Miss Ren asked you to explain it to Boss Shen first, and then mention anything about enoki mushrooms, beware of ear scraping......"

I instantly understood, "They're vomiting hungry -- uh, I'm a little bit of a bit of a wolf, okay, let's have a late night snack and then go back." Then I turned my head to Boss Shen and said sincerely, "Just heard clearly, right?" ”

Shen Wansan nodded a little scared, and said honestly: "Understood." ”

We went directly to the back street, and when we arrived, we saw that dozens of us were crowded into a bunch of roadside stalls to eat and drink, and the owners of the seven or eight stalls around were all busy. ”

Ren Xiaoyan said: "One of them went to the hospital and the other asked for leave to go to the underworld, saying that they were busy doing some serious things - oh, this bowl is yours." Reaching out and pushing out a bowl of mash powder with three or four eggs on the side, I sighed with emotion: "It's not easy, these guys can leave me a bowl in their hands, and you can do your best." ”

"Fortunately, no one grabbed it when it was yours, so it was very polite," Ren Xiaoyan grinned: "You have a big face." ”

"Well, you should have a big face," I said honestly, "and you have to grab something in your hands—it's a long life!" ”

I said and laughed and let Xiaoyan sit down, picked up the spoon and was just about to move his mouth when he remembered Shen Wansan in the back, and when he looked back, he was still honest and didn't say anything, so he said: "Take care of yourself, you're welcome!" ”

Shen Wansan nodded, and before he could speak, Xiao Zhuanfeng had already run over and pulled him aside, and I was immediately relieved: "Okay, this kid can't be hungry." ”

I turned around and began to eat the rice balls slowly, Ren Xiaoyan glanced at Shen Wansan, who had already served the bowl, and asked me, "How is it, did he agree to join?" ”

"Yes, don't look at who I am," I grinned, "Did anyone run away from me?" ”

Ren Xiaoyan was puzzled: "But I'm strange, usually you are looking for someone who either has martial arts or can cook, Shen Wansan, an old man, can't do martial arts or martial arts, why are you still working so hard?" ”

"You don't understand this," I said triumphantly: "Although we have a lot of people on our hands, but to put it bluntly, we are all doing things, and none of them can really do business, Shen Wansan is such a talent - I don't believe you try, as long as you put him in the position of manager, you will definitely compare to the old boy of Lu Buwei!" ”

This question was explained clearly, Ren Xiaoyan was fine, but then Luo Lixi's question came out again: "I'm curious, how did you convince him - didn't Shen Wansan say that he wanted to go to heaven?" ”

"It's so easy, how hard can it be to buy a ticket by plane?"

Ren Xiaoyan said coldly: "I'm afraid he can't take a plane!" ”

I added indifferently: "We don't have much to do, we really can't take a short distance, and we don't fly back directly from the airport, but if we go to the sky, this thing will be done." ”

Ren Xiaoyan and Lolita glanced at each other, and said in unison: "Can he go on?" ”

"Why not, I just have to buy a ticket...... it! He doesn't have an ID card, how can I buy a ticket? ”

Ren Xiaoyan sighed and said: "It's still a modern person, common sense can't compare to Ruoxi, and I really convince you......" She and Lolixi began to worry together: "Then what should I do, can't fly to the sky, is this old guy still in the gang?" ”

"It's a bit of a hang."

"Aren't we working in vain?" Lori said angrily: "I've been vomiting for a long time - I might as well not come!" ”

I gritted my back teeth and thought for a long time, "Don't worry, tomorrow, I'll take this old thing to ride the Ferris wheel, and it's almost considered to be ascending to heaven, if it doesn't work again-"

They both said in unison, "How is it?" ”

"Bungee jumping, it's a big deal not to tie a rope!" I said fiercely, "Anyway, don't let this guy run away......"

The tables of this kind of roadside stall are very small, and there are only two or three of them in each house, and our large group of people sit on many tables ......and chairs, and we can't hear the discussion in a low voice, but the people behind us are very clear, but we don't care too much about the people behind us.

I hurriedly said, "Don't worry, can you turn your shoulders at an angle by the way, I'm not used to twisting my bare head so badly." ”

Xiao Gu realized that he seemed to be a little forgetful, smiled shyly and hurriedly twisted his body half a circle, and then re-concentrated: "I see that there is a kind of thing called a helicopter in the news, which is rented in our city, or let's go, can this not fly?" ”

"Helicopters? That's a solution! I was excited for a moment, but then deflated: "But I'm afraid it's not cheap." ”

"This is a solution, and the matter can be solved after all," Ren Xiaoyan patted me majestically, and said resolutely: "Don't worry, I have the money." ”

"Then it's decided!" I high-fived each other and congratulated: "Okay, I'll go tomorrow!" ”

……

We were chatting here, and suddenly we heard a scream not far away, followed by a crackling sound, followed by someone yelling, "Don't run, stop, you stop me-" At the same time, the footsteps began to become noisy and messy, and countless people rushed in our direction, shouting as they ran: "Grab something, catch him!" ”

We all stood up in an instant with a heart that feared that the world would not be chaotic, and when we looked around, we saw a few shirtless guys chasing a guy in a tattered black trench coat running towards us, and the guy in front of him ran wildly with a handful of things in his arms with both hands, but he obviously couldn't keep up with his strength, and he didn't shake off the group of righteous young people who were a little drunk behind him for a long time......

Xiao Zuanfeng had already rushed out of the street excitedly, ready to do it, I shouted in a low voice: "Come back, don't go out to make trouble for me, honestly eat and drink enough to go back to sleep." ”

Xiao Drillfeng was instantly deflated, and came back to sit down a little uncatchy, but even so, a few supper bosses on the opposite side rushed out - as I said earlier, the snacks on our street were divided into left and right, and both sides were about the same, but I didn't expect our group of people to suddenly patronize and make the business here boom, in addition to our gang, there were also some passing students who intentionally or unintentionally joined the ranks of buyers, and rolled their eyes in anger The boss on the opposite side rolled his eyes, but they really didn't dare to do anything to us- This sudden arrest of the thief immediately became the best window to vent his anger, so he swooped out and stood guard on the street waiting for the black trench coat to throw himself into the net......

Seeing that the pursuers were getting closer and closer, the boss who was blocking the road was already eager to try, and the black trench coat turned sharply and rushed straight towards us!

Needless to say, Uncle Wolf was the first to stand out from the crowd, his hands were lowered and his fists were clenched, and he said in a deep voice: "I advise you not to come, otherwise you will ......"

The black trench coat ignored him directly, and shouted in his throat: "Help, controller!" ”

We all looked at each other, and the next second we all reacted - this guy is also one of my recent summoners, I just don't know how he did this job!

If you want to say that the reaction is fast, you have to refer to the little drill wind, just the moment we just reacted, Ya had already rushed out, and when she saw the stitches in front of everyone, she stretched out her hand to stop: "Dude, don't worry, this person is our friend!" ”

Where did everyone buy his account, and the shirtless old people who chased after him immediately shouted: "Who the are you, get up!" ”

followed Wu Jian and stood up: "What if we don't open it?" The black trench coat hid behind him, wrapped in a whole bunch of stuff and crumbling - how did I look at it the more I thought it was very problematic, if I guessed wrong, I think it should be......

Everyone took two steps back, gasped first, and shouted: "You have to be reasonable if there are many of you, your friends can grab people's things casually?" ”

I whispered to the man in the trench coat, "Are you robbing someone?" ”

The black trench coat turned his face and nodded with a crying face: "Hungry, I really can't stand it, and I don't have any money, so I want to grab something and run, anyway, they can't catch up if they run fast......"

I had a headache and said, "You pig brains!" Even if you want to run, find a time when you are full of food and drink, and now in this situation, who do you think you can run, besides-" I rubbed my head and said, "Even if you can outrun Usain Bolt, people want to ride a shared bicycle and take you down?" ”

The black trench coat cried and said, "I didn't think about it so much......"

"Forget it, I don't bother to say anything about your IQ," I looked at the people who were chasing: "What, what have you been robbed, I will compensate twice the price, can you dissipate your anger?" ”

A middle-aged man flashed out of the crowd: "Do you think compensation is enough, this is a crime, we have to call the police!" After speaking, he immediately turned his back to us and stretched out his hands and began to agitate the crowd of onlookers: "Do you say? ”

The crowd of onlookers shouted, and this guy turned to me triumphantly and said, "See, this is the voice of the people - twice as much is absolutely not good, how to say, he can't remember much!" ”

Ren Xiaoyan said coldly: "Then you can think clearly, he is a psychopath, and he still has a book!" ”

The middle-aged man said angrily: "Don't you want to fool me!" ”

Ren Xiaoyan said indifferently: "What's there to fool about, do you dare to tell everyone what he robbed?" ”

Obviously, Ren Xiaoyan and I understood what the trench coat male gun was, so I made the following way of dealing with it, the middle-aged man was speechless, and the onlookers gradually came back to their senses after the initial shouting, and said in unison: "Boss, if you don't say that we can call the police to testify that you are bullying the neurotic!" ”

The boss was forced to have no choice but to say: "Tang monk meat!" ”

"Huh?" Many of the people were stunned for a moment: "What is this?" ”

Ren Xiaoyan took out a bag from the windbreaker man's arms and held it high for everyone to see: "This is this thing, the name on the package is Tang monk meat, but it is commonly known as everyone should be very familiar - it is spicy strips!" ”

Everything was solved, and the clouds were light and the wind was light in an instant......

After the crowd of onlookers dispersed, I generously stretched out my hand to the man in the trench coat: "Welcome to join, Li Dazui!" ”

The man in the trench coat was stunned: "You, how do you know it's me?" ”

I laughed and said, "Well, who else will rob Tang Seng meat except you Li Dazui - even if others rob it, they have to rob it like human flesh, you are too obvious!" ”