Chapter 17: The Zombie Version of Maleon
I ordered the decision to go down, and the Ma family immediately took Hu Hansan back to investigate, and the rest of the people were also in place, only the old man of the dragon descended and came over embarrassedly to express a different opinion: "Master, ahem, Madame and I are learning martial arts......
I stared at me and didn't speak, Ren Xiaoyan took the lead in picking up the bricks: "Have an opinion, old man?" ”
"No, no, no, absolutely no opinion!" The old Dao of the Dragon Descending began to sweat when his brain slipped away, and he hurriedly said: "I mean, it doesn't take me too long to learn this kung fu, I guess ...... Estimate...... Ahem, a few hours at most will be enough, I'm afraid you won't have that much time to deal with the disappearance of the corpse! ”
"Huh? So what kind of kung fu are you? Xiaoyan, I advise you to forget it. Pen & Fun & Pavilion www.biquge.info"
The mastery in the novel, that one does not take ten or eight years to achieve a little success, and even if it is more powerful, even if it is studied for twenty or thirty years, it may not be fruitful, and the dragon actually said that his kung fu only takes a few hours - a little comparison of the high and low judgment, even if this guy teaches is not a fake and shoddy product, the effect is worrying, why do you say Ren Xiaoyan is learning this, it is better not to learn!
Ren Xiaoyan also expressed her doubts, which was manifested in the fact that the bricks were raised a little higher, and shouted: "Really, old man? I can tell you, you belong to the language of porcelain, my aunt and grandmother are in a bad mood and still shoot you all over the face, do you believe it or not? ”
The dragon begged for mercy: "I really didn't lie to you, this is a simplified version of my mastery, you will know it after learning it, I really don't dare to lie to you!" ”
Ren Xiaoyan stared at him for a long time, threw the bricks back, and ordered cleanly: "Since this is the case, I will learn from you - why bother, you play by yourself, when it's over, either I will come back by myself, or I will come back after beating the old man, you please!" ”
What else can we men do when women decide? Let's go!
I took the dog-headed master and his party back to the landlord's house last night, and then picked a clever messenger, and asked him to take people back to find the girl security guards of Yixiangyuan, and then clean up and clean up, and wait for my next order, the most important thing is to get Xiaoyu back for me - just like the routine in the novel, there are not many subordinates, I now have 100,000 volts to escort, these useless miscellaneous fish can finally do something else.
As for Professor Yang's men, they were all dispersed, anyway, it was useless, and it would be a lot of trouble to put one piece aside.
There weren't many people under me, and when there were pincers, they ran a lot, and Hu Hansan took some away from the investigation, and I ordered to go down this time, and there were only me, the dog-headed master and Professor Yang left in the courtyard, sitting in the hall with big eyes and staring at him for a long time before he realized that he hadn't eaten, and went to the kitchen to find it, hey, there was no one left, and all ran out!
We searched for a long time, and finally found two pieces of adult bacon on the beam, and found half a basket of potatoes in the cellar, and in the middle of the night, we could only cook bacon and potato soup by ourselves, and it took nearly an hour to get it, but no one cared about it, and they scooped a bowl and started drinking......
Then, we threw up together!
Tai Nima is unpalatable, one bite down, so salty that my tongue is almost knotted, and it is too bad to stir-fry vegetables, and we still dare to drink it - later I learned that the ancients used brine salt to make bacon, which was very salty, and it was not usually eaten, but when I went out, I brought a piece to cook on my body as a seasoning, and only a fool like me dared to make such a big piece to cook potatoes.
Of course, they didn't know how to cook either, so we all fell into this pit, and I couldn't help but miss the scene of making instant noodles in the middle of the night in the bedroom...... It seems that if I am backward, I will not only be beaten, but also starved, which I can count as painful.
I buried my head in the water tank and filled my stomach with cold water to relieve my strength, and said to them, "Why don't we go out and find something to eat?" ”
"But it's the middle of the night," Professor Yang hesitated, "can there be?" ”
The dog-headed master hurriedly reminded on the side: "Our master wants to eat, even if he doesn't have it, he has to have it - find a random one to smash the door, let them get up from the bed and cook for the master, I want to see who dares not to do it!" ”
My eyes lit up: "Yes, who am I, this is to give them face after a meal!" Let's go, that's it! ”
We quickly packed up and rushed towards the door, the goal was very simple, that is, to find a restaurant that had closed its doors, and let the boss get out of the hot bed in the middle of the night to be a cow and a horse for us, although it seemed like a bad thing, but I firmly believed in my heart that as long as I did it, I would not continue to increase the number of wicked people of the ninth generation - we don't give cash for nothing, this is more conscientious than some county and municipal axes in the small restaurants that eat people in the sun, right?
That's what the Nine Wicked Men are!
As soon as we came out of the door, we saw a donkey cart swaying from the direction of Yixiangyuan, and the driver was dressed like a Jedi knight wrapped in a robe, and the whip in his hand was not used, and the donkey trotted all the way in our direction.
It's not a strange thing to see a donkey cart in the middle of the night, everyone who has watched the movie knows that who doesn't go out in the middle of the night, even if no one goes out, someone has to come to collect the night pot, right? But the strange thing is that this car is actually red, red, green and green is extremely beautiful, there are small pink lanterns hanging in the four corners, embroidered hollow windows, fluttering gauze and satin curtains, and a strong smell of perfume wafting from afar, which makes me feel very relaxed......
I asked, "What kind of car is this car so stylish, look at the grade is about to catch up with the level of Maserati, right?" ”
The dog-headed master squinted and looked at it, and Leng Ding shouted: "Ah, this is the car in our yard, master, it is used by us to welcome distinguished guests and send the red girl out, I said why does it look so familiar!" ”
"Our car?" I opened my mouth in an instant: "Then what is he doing - it can't be another enemy attack, right?" ”
The servants all shivered together, Professor Yang suddenly took the small stick out of his pocket, and before he stepped forward, Master Dog and I took two steps back at the same time, and said together: "You get on!" ”
He turned his head and glanced at the two of us, and muttered, "If you don't retreat, I will meet you." ”
"Isn't that the same thing?" The dog-headed master shouted on the side: "Give you face, right, don't you hurry?" ”
When Professor Yang heard this, he immediately turned his head back with a smile, and his face was full of servility and charm, and by this time I had a little understanding - at first I didn't understand that he was not short of food or clothing, and that he was a beggar or a helper, so he was a beggar of the ninth generation? As a result, the ninth generation of beggars is hidden in his heart, with no dignity, no self-esteem, no shame, only knows that he tends to be inflammatory, and caters to the powerful, this is the beggar bone that he can't hide!
Living like this, whether you eat or drink or not, you are beggars in the depths of your soul and in your bones, and always will be!
Professor Yang coughed, gestured towards the donkey cart, and shouted loudly: "Who is coming, those who know each other should report their names quickly, or wait for me to do it, it will be too late for you to say it!" ”
The donkey cart continued, but in the next second, another thing that did not conform to the routine happened-the driver actually opened his mouth in a hoarse voice: "I have something to come to Lord Yuan, it is urgent, and I hope that Lord Yuan will forgive me!" ”
"Huh?" I stuck my head out from behind Professor Yang: "Don't come near me again, stop and show your face, and stand where you have anything to say." ”
The driver said, "Uh, that's too far, isn't it?" ”
I insisted on my opinion without giving in: "If you think it's too far, stand at the door......"
Parking man: "Okay. ”
I immediately added the second half of the sentence: "...... But we went into the house right away, and we had to close the door......"
The driver stopped the donkey cart and said helplessly: "Then I'll stop here." As he spoke, he stopped the donkey cart, then jumped out of front of the donkey at the station, and slowly lifted his hood.
This guy is not tall, his skin is a little white, he can't see the clothes on his body, he only looks at the little face and feels that he is not very old, he can't see his eyes clearly from too far away, he only feels that his eyes are not very interesting, and he looks at people empty, like he is blind or in a trance--overall the sense of threat is not high, and he is not even as good as me just by looking at his appearance.
I glared at Professor Sheep and the Kobold Commander like a scene, and said disdainfully, "Look at you two like this, you have lost all your faces, and a child has scared you like this-" I turned back and nodded at the child: "What about your adult?" Tell them to come out and talk about something. ”
The child was expressionless and said, "It's me who is looking for you." ”
"You? What's the matter with you little kid, you also got our yard car in the middle of the night, it can't be your father's and mother's marriage crisis to blame us, right? Child, let me tell you, if something happens to them, the relationship must have broken down, and there is no ...... relationship with other women."
I was running the train with my mouth full of joy, and the dog-headed military advisor pricked me in the ear and said, "Master, why do I look at this child so familiar?" ”
"Familiar?" I was also discovered by him when he mentioned it, don't you say it's true, as soon as I got out of the car, I felt that this kid was kind-faced, thinking that it was the illusion that he had seen too much fresh meat, and this was really the case:
The more the child looked at it, the more familiar it became, and the more he looked at it, the more he felt that he seemed to have seen it recently......
When we were at a loss, the child suddenly said, "Master, my name is Ma Liang." ”
Master Kotou and I almost didn't have a pestle on the ground, but our voices were completely out of tune, and we cried out at an octave: "Are you Ma Liang?" You, you, you...... Aren't you dead? ”
Professor Yang muttered, "Acquaintance? Then don't you say it earlier......" As he spoke, he stuffed the small stick into his arms, seeing that it meant that he was about to call it a day, I hurriedly grabbed his hand, and ran behind him again, trembling: "Don't rush to collect it first, let me ask you, does this thunder and lightning have any effect on the haunting?" ”
Professor Yang wondered: "Why is it haunted again?" ”
The dog-headed master roared urgently: "Don't talk nonsense, you just say that it is effective and ineffective!" ”
"Well, I haven't tried it, my lord," every time, as soon as he scolded this kid, he immediately confessed, and this time it was no exception: "You guys are going to ......"
"I'm not a ghost, my lord!" The child interjected: "It's really not, you see I have a shadow." ”
Raise your eyes and glance, don't say it's really like this, this child's shadow is not ambiguous in black and white under the lantern, and I am immediately relieved when I see it: "Ah, it's really not a ghost." ”
Master Kobold and I immediately went in front of Professor Yang again, and he also ordered by the way: "Then who, the stick can be collected." ”
The child's expressionless face immediately added: "I'm actually a zombie......"
The two of us cried and shouted and ran behind again, and by the way, they also said: "100,000 volts are ready, the zombies are coming!" ”