"What is the purple jade hairpin?" Wu Ding pretended to be a curious baby, and moved his body carefully and gently as he spoke—he wanted to block Xu Zeng's view, lest the brocade box containing the purple jade hairpin on the coffee table be discovered. Since you can't go, let's delay the time! If you can delay until dawn, you should be safe. Well, isn't it all like this in ghost movies?

Wu Ding is not a professional actor after all, Stanislavsky's "The Self-cultivation of Actors" has never been read, and the "Tang Acting Method" has not yet been popularized in these years, and his clumsy acting skills are simply outrageous - a "contrived expression, slightly exaggerated" is appropriate.

"Yo, here it is! Come back, my purple jade hairpin! Xu Zeng beckoned to the purple jade hairpin, and the purple jade hairpin floated over with the brocade box - Wu Ding's acting skills backfired, but it attracted Xu Zeng's attention to the purple jade hairpin on the table, which is really a typical ...... of immortality. If the eyes can kill, Wu Ding has been killed N times by Cao Yuer and Li Kui with their eyes - now he doesn't even have the capital to delay time, and he will be long!

"Big brother, I haven't asked this purple jade hairpin what is so strange, why should a peerless master like you who has already attained a divine body care about these mundane things?" Wu Ding asked at Xu Zeng - if you don't say "people are invincible", although Wu Ding is cheap, he never has stage fright at critical moments, and his mouth cannon skills are used to pat the fart, well~ Shooting ghost farts is also first-class. Eh, according to the creation myth, the Chinese collectively enjoy the right to become gods after death (so the sacrificial tablet after the death of the Chinese people is also called "God Lord") - Pangu incarnates all things after opening the heavens and the earth, and the essence of the world and even the universe is scattered in all things; Nuwa created man from the earth, brought together the spirituality of the earth, and created the spirit of all things and the human being of all spirits - the compliment of Wu Ding's "divine body" cannot be said to be pure nonsense. As for the "peerless master", Xu Zeng's behavior of isolating himself from the people and the world is indeed superior, because few people can do it......!

"Haha, this little brother knows each other very well! When I 'send' you back to my hometown, I can take you as a little brother." It's just that the vision is too poor and I don't know the treasures. Xu Zeng was happy to be photographed by Wu Ding, and his prestige rose gradually, and there was already a trend from "hostile" to "cold", it seems that liking flattery is really Chinese nature, and it will not change when he dies......

"I have always admired heroes like big brother, well~ I admire the five-body throw, the manly husband is despised by others, what is the difference between silently enduring and salted fish? Big brother is a big hero, a big hero, in today's life is really not the right time, if in ancient times the cliff is to achieve a great cause, 'killing one is a crime, slaughtering ten thousand is a hero; Slaughtering nine million, that is, the hero of the heroes', who has not had thousands of lives under the heroes of the ages? Emperor Qin of Zhou, Emperor Wu of the Han Dynasty, and Taizu of the previous dynasties, which one did not kill the bloody pestle and corpses all over the field, so as to achieve a career, leave a name in history, and be praised by all the people! It's just that the eldest brother has no need for this hairpin, even if it is a treasure, it is also a mortal treasure, and the eldest brother is a living immortal, can he still wear it on his head, which slightly hinders the heroism of the eldest brother! Wu Ding's mouth cannon skills have shamefully turned into flattery, and the visual level is quite not low - "the more knowledge, the more reactionary" is indeed good, if ordinary people flatter those in power, can they flatter! It's nothing more than flattery, sloppy and slapping horses, where can a literati juxtapose BT murderer and an emperor through the ages in three or two sentences, this kind of vision, bearing and open-mindedness can only be found by readers, it can be seen that the professional skill of "praising the saint" is really the talent of the literati, and it cannot be separated from it.

Xu Zeng was already a little fluttering when he heard Wu Ding's words, if he was still alive, he would already be eager to cut off the head of the chicken, burn the yellow paper, and worship the brothers with Wu Ding, ....... Cao Yu'er and Li Kui looked at Wu Ding with contempt, Cao Yu'er's pure contempt, Li Kui's contempt and admiration - the admiration for Wu Ding is like a surging river, endless, and like the Yellow River flooding, out of control - this kind of ghost can deceive the mouth is really worthy of admiration. Describe someone's words, we often say that the mouth can "the dead say alive, the living say dead", the second half of this sentence Wu Ding can do it is still unknown, the first half of the sentence can do it but there is no doubt - Wu Ding, a person who is about to die, is about to be said to be alive by himself, don't you see Xu Zeng's dead ghost looking at Wu Ding with an appreciative face, that look, tsk, said that he wanted to kill Wu Ding's ghost and didn't believe it!

Xu Zeng's face was colorful, and he played with the purple jade hairpin and said: "Well~ You still have a vision, and you can be friends with me in the past." It's a pity, the knowledge is still a little lower - this purple jade hairpin is a peerless jade, the ancients said 'Baoyu psychic' that is not bad;

"As for you, little brother sees that you are still a good acquaintance, it depends on whether you want to die or live - needless to say, if you want to die, the eldest brother will not let you suffer, and then you can still take care of those dead brain-dead garbage; If you want to live, just send your friend away! Saying that, Xu Zeng casually stroked his hand on his neck, "Oh, another little brother, I'm sorry, you don't have a choice!" ”。

"Let them go!" Cao Yu'er shouted at Xu Zeng, "They have no grudges and no enmity with you, why embarrass them?" You have a grudge against me, so it's better to come to me alone! ”。

"Little sassy hoof, when I concoct you!" Xu Zeng smiled evilly, pointed at Wu Ding and Li Kui and said, "Look! Two 'good friends' are going to turn against each other, haha......"

"You're going to die, it's better ~ to fulfill me!" Wu Ding began to cringe a little in his tone, and at the end of his speech, he already seemed to be justified.

"You scum who fights for the tiger, and the soul of betraying friends for glory!" Li Kui broke off and shouted, and with a move that looked like a rolling king, he was already entangled with Wu Ding and fell to the ground. The fallen Wu Ding "aggressively" used a super must-kill "take ~ life ~ scissors ~ knife ~ foot"! Hey, this deadly scissor foot is too serious! The human skull is very hard~ You take the calf and it is absolutely clamped, classmate......

At this moment, the Wu Li duo perfectly interprets the word "rolling gourd", well, at first glance, it is not impossible to say that it is a "human centipede", but the scale is slightly smaller, not so pompous and decent. While speaking, the "human centipede" kept turning in, and actually arrived next to Xu Zeng, and Li Kui's figure rose from the ground in the entanglement - this time it was resting in the commentary called "carp beating up" and "pulling onions on dry land", and it was extremely fast, two arms were waved, ten fingers were forked, and it went straight to Xu Zeng's eyes; Wu Ding is clumsy, and the jump is not high, and there is a "monkey stealing peach" in the crotch. Well~ If it is a normal male vital person who is injured by such a tragic crit, then he will kneel, but Xu Zeng is obviously not a normal person~ Eh, he is not a human being, they are really useful in doing this......

Sure enough, Lian ate two big moves that were enough to make a normal man "break eggs" - well, whether it was a face or an egg, Xu Zeng was still fine, or he was not immune to this painless attack at all. How to fight the boss of "Physical Attack Immunity"? Two level 1 little warriors, no weapons ~ online, etc., urgent! The duo's sad eyes reveal this desperate question.

"Ha~ha~haha! I know you guys have a problem! Xu Zeng smiled proudly.

Wu Ding and Li Kui swept away the despair on their faces and looked at Xu Zeng with caring eyes for the disabled. "Ha~ha~haha! I knew I couldn't think of it! Wu Ding smiled and pointed to Li Kui opposite Xu Zeng. Xu Zeng turned his eyes, but found that a purple object confused him with an unstoppable momentum, um~ This thing was shot in the head by the purple jade hairpin, if you have to say it in more detail - it was shot in the face by the purple jade hairpin. It turns out that the duo's combo just now is just to attract attention, and the purple jade hairpin is the killer move......

Wu Ding and Li Kui stared nervously at Xu Zeng, who was hit, this thing is now like an intermittent image of an old-fashioned black-and-white TV, constantly switching between images and snowflake screens, and the awkward feeling is the same - of course, from the result, it must be more sinister at present, if the pain of not watching TV on summer vacation when I was a child is equivalent to being bitten by a mosquito, then the current duo is facing the pain equivalent to a male egg break/female childbirth......

When Xu Zeng's figure finally dissipated, everyone let out a long breath.

"Whew, it's useful! I have a question: how do you know that you can hurt him with a purple jade hairpin? Wu Ding turned his head and asked Li Kui.

"Give it a try! The thing himself said that the purple jade hairpin was useful to him, and on the other hand, it could affect him! Besides, even if you think of yourself as the tiger hero with the same surname Wu, the ghost can't be hammered to death with his fists. A dead horse is a live horse doctor! Li Kui said casually, although this casualness seems a little deliberate, but considering that this is a witty and brave aspiring young man who is engaged in ghosts, we still don't want to be demanding.

"Who's the dead horse? You're the dead horse! Cao Yu'er also relaxed and said "viciously".

"Hmm. You are not a dead horse, you are a thin horse...... "Thin horse is a special industry in the Ming and Qing dynasties of China, Qinlou Chu Pavilion bought back the little Lori from a poor background and good looks, and taught them piano, chess, calligraphy and painting, singing and dancing female red, and when the little Lori became a girl, it was time for the Qinlou Chu Pavilion to make a fortune. Wu Ding's goods are also flamboyant, and there is no discipline.

"Skinny horse? Hehe, it's not like you're a fat horse when you turn into a horse! Born fat, when I was a child, I was a little fat, when I grew up, I was a big fat, and when I died, I was a dead fat! Although Cao Yuer has not yet deeply understood the malice of the "thin horse", the counterattack is to open her mouth.

Wu Ding has a loveless face - it's not my fault that I'm fat, and I don't want to. Wu Ding was about to say something, but he heard the applause of "Pa~Pa~~Pap" sounding next to him, Wu Ding opened his mouth and was about to scold - people are scary, scared to death, what happened to Li Kui today, learn from Xu Zeng's dead ghost appearance, will the death attribute be contagious...

The national scolding was stuck in his throat - Xu Zeng was still there!

Xu Zeng smiled softly and said, "Yo, this is the beginning of flirting with my sister!" I really don't know how to write the word 'death'! Well, let's send you on your way! This kind of big boss style who takes people's lives between talking and laughing, but looking at the purple jade hairpin that is obliquely inserted in Xu Zeng's head, it always makes people feel that my boss is brain-dead-is Wang Chongyang, who was poked to death by boots, possessed....

The duo is about to get up and running, but they find that they can't even move. Sure enough, as soon as the boss transformed, the foot man was deflated, and the boss waved his hand, and the foot man had a bunch of bones. In a flash of blood, the duo was already gorgeously injured, but the waist board was quite straight - the boss with the supernatural version of the sunflower point acumen is simply a bug! The desperate duo can only hope to kill the boss with their eyes......

Facing the duo's murderous eyes, um~ Killing ghosts, Xu Zeng turned around sharply and came to Cao Yuer's side. "Since these two little yin worms like you so much! I'll just slaughter them while I play with you! Get a knife, it's cool to think about it! Xu Zeng suddenly remembered something, and let out a silver bell, not a barbell-like laugh......

If Wu Ding and Li Kui can still move, they will definitely pose a classic action called "Tiger Landing Style" and written "ORZ" - big brother! That's your daughter-in-law! What a grudge! At most, we are verbally teasing, and you just give out benefits like this~ Phew, practice your daughter-in-law! Do you dislike that you don't have a green hat to wear, and it's easy to catch a cold when it's cold...... Sengoi will get hotter and hotter just like Tokyo.

If you don't agree with each other, you have to NTR your wife in public, this ghost is already crazy!