Chapter 4 Meat Lingzhi School has it! What kind of people are these?

Getting out of class is a beautiful word – it's not just childhood that waits for the end of class, waiting for school, waiting for games, but also youth, middle age, and old age. It's nothing more than that young people used to wait for themselves to get out of class, and middle-aged and elderly people were waiting to pick up their children. Few people like to wait for others, so the word "class" is particularly likable.

Li Dongyang and Zhuge Min don't like the word "class" very much now. Wang Bo'an hasn't walked out of the classroom yet, and the victims of the ugly card game have already surrounded him, and the classroom is about to set off a bloody storm, well~ The justice trial is almost the same. There are big and small kings, four A's and three old K's around, are these two mocking the class's super low appearance? There are not a few small cards at all, all of them are king fried combinations!

"Mr. Wang, please stay. I have a question for you!! Li Dongyang was still clever, and when he saw that he was about to be beaten, he hurriedly called the teacher loudly. Zhuge glanced at Li Dongyang sensitively, and left quickly after giving him a buff of favorability +10 - the so-called "Dead Dao Friends Do Not Die Poor Dao", late arrival and early departure are the privileges of beauties, and the girls in the Department of Archaeology are a special group, often called "the face is like a bronze mirror, and the body is like a copper tripod" by the senior brother who does not leave a mouth. Didn't you see that the "big names" who were ridiculed got out of the way......

Wang Bo'an turned around and waited for Li Dongyang to ask, and for a while, Li Dongyang didn't know how to speak, and asked in a ghostly way: "Teacher, you said in class before that according to the animal and plant fossils unearthed at the site, you can infer the climate and environment at that time, production methods and other information - for example, the fauna in the strata of the Gongwangling period is represented by the Oriental saber-toothed elephant, giant panda, Sumatra antelope, and Chinese clawed beast, indicating that the climate in North China at that time was relatively warm and humid, with the characteristics of subtropical climate. What I want to ask is about Tai Sui~ Well, there are any archaeological discoveries about the moving ~ thing of meat Ganoderma lucidum? ”

"Oh, this!" Wang Bo'an groaned: "I know the meat Ganoderma lucidum you said. But do you know how fossils are formed? The remains or traces of the death of living organisms are buried by sediment. Over the years, the organic matter in the remains of living organisms is decomposed, and the hard parts such as shells, bones, branches and leaves, along with the surrounding sediment, are petrified to form fossils. ”

"The meat Ganoderma lucidum you are talking about, that is, Tai Sui, generally does not have the conditions to become a fossil!" Wang Boan shook his head and continued: "However, we have this thing in our school!" I remember~ Well, it's the Institute of Life Sciences that is raising it! It's been exhibited in museums before, so if you're interested, you can go and see it, but it doesn't have much to do with our archaeology major. ”

"Huh~ What kind of eyes do you have? Our school is raising a real Tai Sui, not the stupid foreign stuff on the news! "It seems that Wang Bo'an also watches the news, let's observe a three-minute silence for the cutest female reporter in the world, may she and her flesh Lingzhi rest in peace~!

"However, I heard that the meat reishi from the Institute of Biological Sciences seems to have been stolen. Who knows? I'm not particularly concerned about that. If you want to see it, go see it! With that, Wang Boan turned around and leftβ€”leaving Li Dongyang in mourning.

β€”β€”β€”β€”β€”β€”β€”β€”β€”β€”β€”β€”β€”β€”β€”β€”β€”β€”β€”β€”β€”β€”β€”β€”β€”β€”β€”β€”β€”β€”β€”β€”β€”β€”β€”β€”

"Hello teacher! We applied for a change of dormitory, and here is our application form. Wu Ding said respectfully to the uncle in the apartment management center - although it is obviously a logistics uncle who can't attend classes, but since in the school environment, it is always a kind of respect to call people teachers, which is the same as the reason for calling others "masters" in recent decades.

Wu Ding was elected as the head of the dormitory, not the president of the company, but the head of the 5136 dormitory - although it all sounded the same. And the first thing Wu Ding, the head of the dormitory, did when he took office was to change the dormitory. It's not a good thing to live in a haunted dormitory, and even a bunch of teasers don't want to see the sun tomorrow. Of course, this has something to do with the specific style of the haunted, if there is a beautiful female ghost like the one in A Chinese Ghost Story, he~hehe~hehehe-I'm afraid that someone is queuing up to ask to change to a haunted dormitory. However, the sad 5136, there is no Wang Zuxian, no Liu Yifei, no Lou Yixiao, only knocks on the door from time to time and the tease of being scared to pretend to be a ghost - not well rested, all of them have dark circles under their eyes like national treasures, a proper group of big smokers.

"Oh, why? Why did you change dormitories? It's all freshmen, haven't you only been living in it for a few days? The logistics uncle asked casually while looking at the application form.

"Eh~ Teacher, look, our dormitory is all of our body, and we really can't squeeze in!" Wu Dingchong gestured to himself and Li Dongyang. Regarding the reason for changing dormitories, 5136 was democratically discussed by the Sleeper Symposium - directly said that the dormitory was haunted and asked to change dormitories? Wu Ding's brains are not broken, and convincing others that the dormitory is haunted is far more difficult than changing the dormitory itself. It just so happens that 5136 is obviously a gatehouse, and it is as narrow as the ear chamber in the tomb, so the reason for not being able to live is indeed reasonable, this is not~ In order to enhance the persuasiveness, only the tall Wu Ding, Li Dongyang and Wang Zhe came, um~ Li Kui and Xu Guangqi of 5132 were also pulled to fill the number, and the five big men who were one meter eight up poked there, it was very convincing at a glance! Not to mention a dormitory, seven or eight people of this size living in an apartment are all crowded and panicked. As for the problem of foreign aid, anyway, the apartment management center knows the names of the students at most, and it seems that there are no photos, so who knows who lives in 5136!

"There are eight people in your dormitory, if they are all chubby paper like you, then it is true...... But there are so many dormitories, you also know that in the past few years, there are so many dormitories on the old campus, if you want to change it, I'm afraid~", the logistics uncle still has a conscience, and he did not ignore the objective situation of Wu Ding and others - little fat paper!

"Please also ask the teacher to fulfill it. I slept in the lower bunk, the ladder of the bed and the table next to each other, and I came and went tightly in the summer. Isn't winter going to get stuck! After that, Wu Ding handed over a brown paper document bag, and inside was a good cat cigarette.

"A little specialty, you smile!" Wu Ding smiled with a sense of dΓ©jΓ  vu from the people around the emperor, "Teacher, your child should be about the same age as us." When you go out, you always have to take care of the teachers and elders, please! Uncle! ”。 In general, Wu Ding is still very good, although it is limited to students who are really shy, but the attitude of gift-giving is very qualified, respectful with kindness, cordial with care, and care with prayer. Wu Ding's little eyes flickered vigorously, and the word "uncle" came out of his mouth, this acting skill can give nine points, and he is afraid that he will be proud......

The uncle took the brown paper bag with his hand, "Take it back~ Take it back!" I'm not bad for you to smoke! ”。

Wu Ding and the others looked pale, this matter is going to be yellow! I saw the uncle flick the application form nobly and coldly, and continued: "The dormitory will be changed for you." Smoke your own cigarettes, each of them is still a child, but he will learn to give gifts. Like you said, my son should go to college next year for the college entrance examination. It's hard for you to call uncle, I'll help my own children! ”

With the cheers in Wu Ding's heart, the voice of the logistics uncle sounded leisurely: "Let's change it to 5134 for you!" Hearing this, Wu Ding's heart was cold, no~ Wu Ding They have no heart, they are all broken, and they are like dumpling filling......

Uncle Logistics' voice seemed to sound from another world, so kind, so melodious, so for the sake of the teases - "That dormitory is the largest, more than half larger than the 5136 you live in now." It's also close, so it's easy for you to move ......."

β€”β€”β€”β€”β€”β€”β€”β€”β€”β€”β€”β€”β€”β€”β€”β€”β€”β€”β€”β€”β€”β€”β€”β€”β€”β€”β€”β€”β€”β€”β€”β€”β€”β€”β€”β€”

Naturally, it is impossible to change the dormitory to 5134. No one wants to hide in a haunted house, although that's the common logic in horror movies...... However, although you of 5136 have been a bit of a waste, your brains are all bright, even if colleges and universities have already begun to expand their enrollment, those who can be admitted to 211 schools like Xianshi University will not be abnormal human beings with low IQ - of course, except when you deliberately die.

Since you can't leave, you have to get on a par with the ghost brother - don't talk about going out to rent a house or something, one is poor, and the other is that the school doesn't allow it - there will be people who come to check on the bed every once in a while.

Therefore, 5136 is setting off a national anti-ghost climax. As the so-called "eight immortals cross the sea, each showing their magical powers", China has the world's most dramatic natural landscapes, plateaus, mountains and forests, lakes, coastlines - this geographical span helps the formation and preservation of species, and no country has so many potential food raw materials~ Ah, this geographical span has shaped the living habits and humanistic character of people in different regions, and even affects their spirit and beliefs, so people from all over the motherland also have different local characteristics in exorcism and evil spirits.

Ji Yun held a stool for Tashi, who was hanging a hata that was said to have been opened by the living Buddha in his hometown on the door, and after hanging it, Tashi was still holding a handful of incense and reciting the scriptures, and walked around the dormitory a few times while reciting - sure enough, many Tibetan compatriots are devout Buddhists, but it is really good to put the incense in the bowl where the pot meat has been eaten at noon...... I hope that the Buddha of the Great Day will not care about these details.

Ma Sanbao specially went to the Muslim supplies store on the square to buy ~ No, I invited a big halal language, the green plastic surface with white Arabic, like a knife and a halberd Arabic 5136 is unknown to no one - Ma Sanbao himself does not know, although this self-proclaimed from an ancient imam family, but unfortunately it is very difficult to learn English in school, and there is really no time to learn Arabic. This devout believer insisted on reciting the widely circulated phrase "All things are not the Lord but Allah" in the way of Chinese phonetics, but the Qinghai accent "Two Seas, Inland, Mohammerton, and Laisu on Rahra" is really funny. Hopefully Allah will continue to bless this devout believer, ignoring his common law of not drifting......

Wang Zhe went to the Guandi Temple to invite a Guandi Bodhisattva back, and also packed some incense ashes from the incense burner, saying that the incense ashes offered to the gods were more spiritual. Although the statue of Guan Gong is smaller, it is vivid and delicate, but Wu Ding always feels that it is a little different from what he usually sees when he looks at Guan Gong. Mother-in-law, that's the red-robed open-eyed Guan Gong! Guan Gong is like a squint regardless of whether he is looking at the Spring and Autumn Period or holding the Qinglong Knife, as the saying goes, "Guan Gong does not open his eyes, he will kill when he opens his eyes"; Ordinary people, regardless of whether they are police or merchants, the Guan Gong offered are all in green robes, green robes are no war, the world is peaceful, red robes mean bloody battles, and the harvest is quite rich - this is the way of worship in the underworld! You say that you are a Taoist family, and the three generations of your ancestors are all Taoist masters, we can all believe it, after all, there is a fire Taoist priest who can marry a wife and have children, but this kind of worship method - are you preparing to follow the example of Zhang Lu, the third generation of heavenly master in the late Han Dynasty, to fight on the battlefield and divide one side......

When Wu Ding came back from collecting news, he saw such a heart-piercing scene. I think this guy must be crazyβ€”β€” if you have to use one sentence to describe Wu Ding's mood, this is it, what kind of people are in this dormitory! Scientists who have only heard of second-hand and have never seen second-hand believers, can walnuts that have been sandwiched by the door still replenish their brains? Crooked, demons, there are people here who are pretending to be forced and the scene is about to be uncontrollable......

Having said that, Wu Ding didn't get much out of running around - it's just that someone in 5134 did hang himself. The deceased's name was Zheng Guangzu, a student of the School of Life Sciences, and there was nothing abnormal except for his withdrawn temperament.