Chapter 5 I am an XX~ until my XX is hit by an arrow
Seeing that his roommates were busy exorcizing ghosts and warding off evil spirits, Wu Ding's heart did not fluctuate, and he even wanted to laugh......
There will always be a lot of problems in life, and trying to solve problems when encountering problems is the inherent way of thinking of ordinary people, as the saying goes: "There are always more ways than difficulties" is basically like this, it is nothing more than encountering problems, facing difficulties, and trying to use your brains to solve them - Wu Ding called it "mortal wisdom" in his heart.
Everything is universally connected, things have a beginning and an end, if you don't check the cause and effect of things, just follow the flow of your mind, then the result is probably only God knows - just like climbing high, hard to climb is good, but also to choose a suitable road, if you blindly face the difficulties, force, it doesn't hurt to do half the work, but I am afraid that there is still an accident risk.
"You must know that the important thing is not that you run faster than others on a road, but that you choose the right path", Wu Ding muttered this famous quote from a lewd fat man as he studied the door. Yes, when the roommates showed their powers, Wu Ding was still studying the door. That's right, the research~ door is the door in the dormitory that was knocked on by people and ghosts.
"I don't know, what's there to knock on this door, 'there is a wrong, there is a debtor', senior Zheng Guangzu, who offends you, who do you go to. You have all returned to the heavenly realm, so why bother those of us who don't know? Hey~" Wu Ding muttered quietly, and then began to look at the door. The door is a wooden door, the wooden door that is painted red, it can be called Zhumen in the past, the gate of the ancient princely and aristocratic mansion is often painted red, in order to show dignity, in the long run, "Zhumen" has become synonymous with rich and noble people, the so-called: "Zhumen wine and meat stink, the road has frozen bones", it is this kind of rich and noble family - don't get me wrong, this is the real rich and noble family, but it is not the kind of place where the legendary brother Qian's daughter-in-law goes to work......
The door is ordinary, like the other doors of Building Five, an old-fashioned wooden door, several rounds older than Wu Ding, hard and sturdy, with the simplicity and heaviness peculiar to the last century. In this era when furniture is glued with plywood and plywood, this solid wood door is admittedly a powerful faction in the door panel and a fighter in the furniture, but this is not unusual, this kind of door is not to mention in the country, it is estimated that there are hundreds of thousands in Xianshi University, which is really ordinary.
Wu Ding is still studying the door, although this kind of insight into cause and effect, the spirit of observing all things is worth advocating, but after all, the door is passed by people, and it is really not long-sighted to block the door in broad daylight.
"Eh~ I'll go!" It was Li Dongyang who called, and he hit Wu Ding's strong body with a basin, and this heavyweight heaven and earth collision brought the expected consequences - Li Dongyang was knocked back two steps and sat on his ass and squatted. Anyway, it is still very hot in September in Xianshi, and it is normal for people to wash their faces when they take a nap, Wu Ding, you just saw Li Dongyang running to the bathroom with a basin......
"Whew~" This ecstasy cry came from Wu Ding. As we all know, the effect of force is mutual, so at the same time that Li Dongyang was knocked down, Wu Ding was also knocked back into the house, but unfortunately Wu Ding was not as lucky as Li Dongyang - poor Wu Ding sat on the incense that Tashi had lit before; Tashi slept on the lower bunk by the door, and the makeshift incense burner that had been filled with the meat was also placed on a stool next to the bed. It's still summer in September in Xianshi, so Wu Ding is wearing only a pair of cool big pants in the dormitory, and let's observe a three-second silence for Wu Ding's battered ass......
5136's friends couldn't help but smile and helped the two up, except for Tashi. This person is dissatisfied with Wu Ding's blasphemous behavior, but after all, he is not intentional, of course he forgives him - just counting on Tashi to help you? Hehe, Wu Ding, you think too much! Tashi will obey you if you don't accept the water and soil! Therefore, Tashi, who was closest to Wu Ding, ignored Wu Ding, who was holding his ass and wailing, and went to clean up the incense ashes......
The dissatisfied Tashi rebuked the responsible person with righteous words: "You said that you~ are not good at standing, you have to stand at the door." The incense on the Buddha has been extinguished by you! β
He pointed to Li Dongyang, who looked confused, and said, "You too~ don't look at the road when you walk, be careful next time!" β
Wu Ding said that he could not accept the flying disaster: "I am just studying the door. I suspect that the person who knocked on the door~ Eh, ghost, it was Zheng Guangzu, who used to live in 5134 - his death may be related to the door! β
"You meanβhe died at this door? It can't be so evil! Wang Zhe's voice trembled, and he felt a chill when he remembered that he slept by the door every day. For a moment, the people in the dormitory were staring at Wu Ding, waiting for him to continue.
"That's not going to be~ I heard that there were unscrupulous businessmen who used the coffin board of the buried person as the door panel, but it was a remote village, and the fairy market has been forced to bury for many years~; Besides, it wasn't just our dormitory door that was knocked on, could it be that he was going to die once on every door on this half-floor floor? He's not a cat, he has nine lives......" Wu Ding said that his roommate thought too much, it is said that Zheng Guangzu was an ordinary student before his death, even if he was withdrawn, he belonged to the category of human beings, and he was not a monster!
Wu Ding continued with a serious face: "Then what~ I will empathize with me. If I die~ Well, no matter what I died for, will I embarrass people I don't know, the answer is no. So I wondered if there was some other reason, or maybe the so-called 'ghost knocking' was just a prank - for example, someone smeared the blood of a yellow eel on the door, causing a bat to knock on the door...... Then, I was brainstorming and got banged. "To put it bluntly, there's nothing surprising about this thing, it's just to defend itself.
Li Dongyang came back to his senses and expressed his indignation at Wu Ding's nonsensical disregard for the facts: "Knock on your sister! Big brother, this is in the dormitory building, are there many bats in your house all over the house~? β
Wu Ding was speechless, Xianshi can't say that there are no bats, but there are really not many; 5136 In the innermost part of the dormitory building, there are really bats that are attracted to it, and it is not easy to bypass this heavy portal - not to mention that there are countless clothes hanging in the corridor, and there are actually salted fish and bacon brought by Hujian people and Funan people. The difficulty of the bat is also epic......
"Where is it cool, where to stay~ remember the chrysanthemum rush!" Xie An, who was lying on the bed, mended the knife in time.
Wu Ding actually wanted to say that he had found something on the doorβit was some small white and yellowish particles, although only a little bit. But if you think about it, you will know that it is not yellow eel blood, there is a fish market near Wu Ding's house, and there are yellow eels sold in it, and the eel blood is not like that, whether it is fresh or dried. Do you have to say that this thing has something to do with a ghost knocking on the door? It doesn't make sense!
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There is such a story: on the African savannah, two people met a lion, one of them immediately changed into running shoes and started to run hard, and the other said: No matter how fast you run, can there be a lion fast? The one who changed his shoes and ran said, "I don't have to run faster than a lion, as long as I run faster than you."
In terms of dealing with the problem of ghosts knocking on the door, 5136 is undoubtedly the one who changed into running shoes. As for the slower runner - that's 5132. Building 5 has 36 bedrooms on each floor, with an odd row on the north side and an even number on the south side, with 5136 at the end of the corridor and 5132 across 5134. 5132 is also the dormitory of the archaeology class, with the same 7+1 configuration, seven archaeology majors plus one history major Qi Tai; Li Kui, Xu Guangqi, Lei Zhen, Xi Yu, Ma Zhiyuan, Liu Xiang, Peng Zu, and the rest of the boys in the archaeology class all live here.
5136's magic weapons came out together, and the effect was unexpectedly good - the weird knock on the door rarely continued to sound, and the occasional ringing was also the kind of shy answer, and its quietness was like a small card stuffed into the crack of the hotel door, which belonged to the feeling that the blood would boil when you paid attention, and it was harmless if you didn't pay attention - it was particularly inconspicuous in the background of a room full of rough men grinding their teeth, snoring, and talking in their dreams, if it weren't for Tashi, who was cooking on the phone, insisted that he had heard the knock on the door, everyone else would have thought that the world was already peaceful - and, In fact, for the rest of 5136, if you don't consider the degree of danger, Tashi's phone porridge is actually more disturbing......
5132 is miserable, if 5136 is the usual hotel, then 5132 is the hotel on Valentine's Day/Christmas, the same penetrating sound comes and goes, endlessly, so you know ~ No one can sleep peacefully under this interference, especially the person closest to the door - in 5132, this sad position belongs to Ma Zhiyuan.
It's another busy day, and high school teachers often say: high school is tight, college is loose, college life is indeed not as tight as high school life~ Well, nervous, but people will still be tired at night. So before the lights out time at 11 o'clock, Ma Zhiyuan had already finished washing, leaned on the bed, and some of them chatted and farted with his roommates.
It is said that it takes seven minutes for a normal person to fall asleep - this statistic is actually very nonsense, let alone seven minutes when you have insomnia, you may not be able to sleep all night; When you are stuck, you may be talking to someone one minute, and you are already snoring loudly the next. Today's Ma Zhiyuan, sleepy, very sleepy, very sleepy, so he has fallen asleep in a sound sleep without two sentences - this is a natural advantage, sleeping fast in a dormitory shared by many people is enviable, you never expect a group of rough men to have any good sleeping appearance, sleeping position, and sleeping sound......
There was silence, the voices of people were extinguished, and the knock on the door of "knock, knock, knock" suddenly sounded, Ma Zhiyuan frowned and turned over, and the others who were far away from the door seemed to have no feeling.
"Wow ~ even!" This terrible cat meow, like a baby's cry, in this dark night, as if the call from hell is enough to make people frightened - this is not only Ma Zhiyuan, who is close to the door, but more than half of the people in 5132 have woken up.
"Knock ~ Knock ~ Knock!" The knock on the door sounded again, Ma Zhiyuan's head "buzz~", and a piercing chill came from his back - this can't be the legendary ghost ~ ghost knocking on the door, right? I listened closely, but there was no sound.
Ma Zhiyuan took out his mobile phone, and it was already 2 o'clock in the morning.
"Did you hear anything?" Ma Zhiyuan's uncertain voice rang out.
"It seems ~ like someone knocking on the door" The same uncertain voice came from Xu Guangqi. The bunk of this brother was opposite Ma Zhiyuan, and it was close to the door, and he seemed to have heard a knock on the door.
"Sleep~ Sleep. Haven't you heard of it? It's not strange, it's self-defeating! Li Kui, who had just passed through the purple jade hairpin, said that this kind of small scene was drizzling! In the middle of the night, my roommate is here inexplicably, which is more of a hindrance to sleep than knocking on the door or something, right? Li Kui, who finally fell asleep, was somewhat angry to get up - no matter who tossed for a long time before falling asleep to the dream talk and snoring of his roommate, he was suddenly woken up~ I guess I will be angry, right?
Ma Zhiyuan comforted himself: It may be that the person next door came back late from going out on a date and knocked on the wrong door; Or maybe you heard it wrong in a daze. In the middle of the night, let's continue to sleep, anyway, no one has died in life since ancient times, and you have to die early and late, compared to being trapped or scared to death, it's not bad to be a sleeping ghost. Before you know it, 5132 has regained its composure.
"Knock ~ Knock Knock ~ Knock Knock!" A hurried knock at the door broke the silence of the night once again.
"I'll rub!" Ma Zhiyuan was woken up and scolded fiercely. With cursing, Ma Zhiyuan straightened up and went straight to the gate. If it is a man, let him become a ghost; If it's a ghost, let him die again~ No, there are no ghosts in this world at all! ββThis is Ma Zhiyuan's true mood at this moment. Ma Zhiyuan doesn't believe in any gods and ghosts in his heart, he only believes that people can pretend to be gods and ghosts, so this staunch materialist can go straight to the door without hesitation.
The door was empty, quiet like a hospital morgue, and the dim lighting of the corridor reflected the miserable green wall paint, bringing out a different kind of gloom. Ma Zhiyuan's scalp was numb, and he unconsciously shivered.
"It's nothing~ keep sleeping!" Ma Zhiyuan comforted himself in a low voice. It's just that this Northwest man is full of energy, and his voice is really a little louder, and he may be praised for "sound like a bell" in normal times, but in the middle of the night, it is very disturbing to people's dreams - Li Kui's gaze can already kill; This brother was woken up again, and his anger was already bursting......
After a while, "Knock ~ Knock ......", a strange knock on the door sounded again, Ma Zhiyuan was not ready to sleep at all, and he was on the bar of the knock. Before the knock on the door subsided, Ma Zhiyuan had already rushed out of the door, and a deafening roar followed-Ma Zhiyuan was not alone roaring at the moment! He inherited the glorious legacy of the lion's roar. The golden lion king Xie Xun, the roaring emperor nostrils, and the Buddha Sakyamuni are possessed by the soul at this moment! He's not alone roaring at this moment, he's not alone! - It's like a living African lion......
Ma Zhiyuan had already calculated that no matter who was outside, he would scare him first......
That night, it was safe......
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"I said~ What kind of wind did you smoke last night?" Xu Guangqi asked vaguely while holding a toothbrush.
"Yes~ Well, someone played a prank and knocked on the door in the middle of the night, and I scared him." Ma Zhiyuan said indifferently. "And others may not hear you, you sleep in the lower bunk by the door like I doβdon't you say you didn't hear it? That damn knock~! β
"Hmm. You roared, and the rest of the night was uneventful. Who do you say is so lacking in virtue? Is it really the legendary ghost ~ ghost knocking on the door? In the end, Xu Guangqi was also a little afraid, and unconsciously gasped - sadly he was brushing his teeth, and with a retching, the white toothpaste foam drew a beautiful arc in the air......
Ignoring the eyes of his roommates who cared for mentally handicapped children, Xu Guangqi wiped his mouth and continued: "You are also very bold, and you are not afraid of anything~ Hiccup", the discomfort of swallowing the toothpaste made Xu Guangqi unbearable to have a long hiccup with twists and turns, and the hiccups were accompanied by white saliva - all the toothpaste was to blame!
"I don't do bad things in my life, and I'm not afraid of ghosts knocking on the door in the middle of the night! In front of staunch materialists, all ghosts, snakes, and gods are not terrible! No~ it doesn't exist at all! Ma Zhiyuan's majestic scientific spirit seems to be shining brightly.
"That's not right! If someone is really playing a prank, how can you open the door several times and not find anyone? If there really is no one, how can there be a knock on the door? Could it be ~", Xu Guangqi weakly questioned the staunch materialist.
"You didn't take the wrong medicine, did you? It's in the morning! I'm going to be late, brother~! Xi Yu couldn't stand it anymore, he just hung his throat in the middle of the night to disturb people's dreams, and he was still boasting about himself. Xi Yu, who slept deeply, said that he didn't know anything about the ghost knocking on the door last night and didn't want to know. "And~ Lao Xu, hurry up and wipe your mouth! It feels like you've been blown up~ Especially the position you two are standing in - it makes people think about it~ Haha! Xu Guangqi was still leaning over to wash his face, Ma Zhiyuan was talking in front of him, this picture was too beautiful to see!
In the laughter, everyone ignored Li Kui's bloodshot gaze......
That night, when the knock on the door sounded again, the roar that had been said to come again, but the long humming second tone stopped abruptly before it reached the climax, and was replaced by a scream of "whoop" - Li Kui, who was seriously angry to get up, broke out, picked up the bow at hand and gave Ma Zhiyuan an arrow.
Who will carry a bow with them? That's a good question, no one in modern humans carries a bow and arrow with them, at most they hang them on the wall as decorations - Li Kui happens to have one on the wall, some people like figurines, some people like anime, why can't others be allowed to like bows and arrows? Isn't it normal to make a bow as an ornament if you like?
Therefore, the next day, Ma Zhiyuan was hit by an arrow. Fortunately, it was only a decorative bow, and the strength was not strong, and the arrow was also made of plastic, but that position, tsk, was really a little difficult to talk about - the arrow grazed Ma Zhiyuan's chrysanthemum diagonally, and was firmly inserted into the inner side of the root of his thigh, and if it was a little more off, it would hit the vital point......
Therefore, Ma Zhiyuan could only walk with his legs apart for a few days after that. Ma Zhiyuan's heart was broken: I was a staunch materialist, until my chrysanthemum ~ ahh......h