It's a shame to be watched like a monkey!

I angrily kicked Ding Shengxian's ass twice and scolded, "Let you be cheap and die!" ”

Ding Shengxian didn't dare to fight back, turned around and yelled at the few people who were following us, driving those people away. Pen? Interesting? Pavilion wWw. ｂiquge。 ｉｎfo

After that, this guy was much more honest along the way, and when he came to the broken house, Ding Shengxian whistled at the four girls, and then resumed his cheap appearance, and said with a smile: "A few little beauties, would you like to talk to me about someone?" As he spoke, he reached into the window and tried to pinch a girl's face.

"You? popping up there? ”

"Master Tian, the person you brought? This guy is not serious, you can't have any intentions for us, right? ”

"The surname Tian, after so many days of holding his tail and being a man, are you tired, and today it was exposed?"

A few girls hid aside, with angry faces, and even I was implicated.

I hurriedly clarified: "This is a professional ghost hunter, I took him to see you, is there a way to get you to come out early." After all, forty-nine days is too long, delaying you from finding a job to make money, and ordering takeout at a time is too expensive. ”

"But he's too sexy, so he'll do it when he comes up!"

Ding Shengxian smiled and said: "Don't worry about rejecting me, a few little cuties are good-looking, and their bodies look passable, but I don't know how it feels, if you can let me experience it myself......"

"Get out, you can get me as far as your thoughts go, otherwise we'll call someone!" Several girls were completely enraged by him and began to shout.

"Shout, this place is so remote and desolate, can anyone come? But your shouts stirred my desire and made me think of a dangerous game called "......"

I hurriedly interrupted him and reprimanded, "You hurry up and get down to business, if you really help them, maybe you can get a personal promise, like you will only make people offended." ”

"Ahem...... I'm just kidding, this woman who doesn't belong to me is just addicted. Ding Shengxian put away his attitude, cleared his throat, and said, "Can you let me go in and see you, I can't see clearly when I stand outside." ”

Several girls were frightened by him and hurriedly shook their heads. I comforted them, but they still wouldn't open the door, leaving the window open and letting him stand out and watch.

After seeing the faces of several girls, they offered to pinch their middle fingers, but the girls flatly refused. I comforted again, and finally the girls compromised, they waited on the side with bricks, and if Ding Shengxian took the opportunity to pinch his middle finger and take the opportunity to tease and rub oil, the other three girls would immediately shoot it.

After pinching his middle finger, Ding Shengxian said: "It's been almost half a month since I used Xiaoshan's method, and there is no need to change to another method at this point, because I have to charge a fee, and it is cost-effective for you to continue to eat and live here." I've said before that Xiaoshan's method is stupid and time-consuming, but it is the most effective. ”

After tossing for a long time, this fart is equal to not being released! Several of the girls began to scream and curse again. The fierce Tao Xue and Zhao Ping kept spitting at Ding Shengxian.

Ding Shengxian hid to the side, suddenly smelled a foul smell, and hurriedly covered his nose and said, "Who is defecating in the open nearby, it stinks!" ”

The girls blushed instantly, the stench was the smell coming from the room next to them, it was their doing.

Even though it was smelly, Ding Shengxian walked over, lifted the curtains in the next room, and looked inside, half of the spittoons and broken plastic buckets on the ground were full.

"Vomit...... ...... vomit," Ding Shengxian squatted aside disgusted by the feces in half the room and vomited.

I thought to myself: Why are these chicks so strong in making feces, they have only used half of it in half a month, and there is still more than a month, don't I want to help them pour out the feces and urine and make up some spittoons and plastic buckets.

I hadn't thought that before, I had planned to leave the feces here forever after the full time of the residence.

If they are really related to me or boyfriend and girlfriend, then they can help.

The relationship is awkward now, and it's not good for me to do this!

Forget it, don't think about it so much for now, and then talk about it when it's full, if they are embarrassed to ask me to pour and urine for them, then I can't refuse. If I hadn't spoken, I wouldn't have spoken of it.

The fierce Tao Xue and Zhao Ping picked up a urinal and threw it towards Ding Shengxian at the window. Ding Shengxian was more vigilant, realized that something was wrong, glanced back at his head, and ran away.

I was stunned!

In the evening, Ding Shengxian invited me to have a big meal in a star-rated hotel, asked for a bottle of foreign wine, and wasted thousands of yuan.

After eating, Ding Shengxian began to ask the stumbling girls to accompany her, and this guy actually called five stumbling girls in one go.

I was amazed and asked, "Five?" Can you deal with it? Don't ask people to squeeze you dry and die of exhaustion! ”

"Old virgin, divide the two of you! Go serve this boss! Ding Shengxian was a little drunk, and his mouth began to be cheap again.

After the five women looked at each other, two of them came up to me with a thick foundation on their faces, and I ran away.

Behind him, there was a burst of mocking laughter from Ding Shengxian and the five women who had lost their feet.

The next day, I packed up everything, called my wife, and moved the bedding and toiletries in advance, and tomorrow was the official retreat.

After working for a long time, Ding Shengxian, the second goods, came to my fortune-telling shop again, watched me pack up my things, and couldn't help asking, "Are you going to go far away?" ”

"No, I'm in retreat and cultivating, and I'm going to live in one place for ten days!" I can't let this cheap guy know about my relationship with my master, otherwise I will have the opportunity to be ridiculed and teased by him in the future. And I'm even more afraid that he will be so cheap, anger the master, and affect my cultivation.

Ding Shengxian surprisingly didn't ask much gossip, but said: "There is a ticket business tonight, the matter is more complicated, and I have a long time to deal with it alone, so I want you to give me a hand, five thousand yuan, let's four or six points." ”

"Catching ghosts? Can I do it? ”

"No problem, as far as I can see, it's two ghosts, I can't deal with two at the same time, you just have to help me drag one, and after I eliminate one, the remaining one will naturally be captured."

Although I don't know much about the ways to catch ghosts, I have been in contact with them somewhat, and it's still okay to hold some ghosts and monsters from harming people.

Besides, although this ticket business is not much, it is also a lot, and I have divided 40% of 5,000 yuan into 2,000, which is more than a month's salary of an ordinary worker. So I agreed.

After packing up all the things, it was still early, Ding Shengxian took me to dinner, asked for a few bottles of beer, he drank a few more glasses and then began to talk more, talking about the scene of the battle with the five lost women last night, and the other passengers in the hotel who listened to it pricked up their ears and stared at our table with bright eyes.

Last night, this guy spent a full 10,000 yuan with five stumbling women! I feel distressed when I hear this amount of money!

I asked him how he could spend so much, although I was not good at it, but I had heard others say that the price ranged from a few hundred to more than a thousand overnight, and it cost five thousand to die.

The guy said, "I bought some cosmetics for those beauties!" It's a pity to throw away the money, and I don't want to be treated as a fool who spreads money to show off his wealth, so I'll cheapen them. I think they are quite pitiful, few of them are willing to do this, and they have a sad story behind them......"

"You cow, you really treat them as girls from good families, just serve you with this sentence and toast you!" I was touched by his spirit.

I've been scornful of this guy for so long, but today I can't help but change my opinion of him.

If nothing else, just for him to bring piaochang to a new height and a new realm!

Drinking wine, Ding Shengxian told me about tonight's task, a couple in a community who have not been married for a long time There is a strange thing in the family, the husband and wife have not had a round house for a month, and some strange things will appear every time they round the house.

I asked, "What's weird?" ”

"On the wedding day, when the bride was in the room, the young couple fell into a coma as soon as they lay down on the bed, and when they woke up the next day, the woman slept on the bed, and the man slept at the door of the marriage room. The little couple didn't feel anything that day, thinking that they were too tired to welcome guests yesterday, and fell asleep unconsciously at night, and sleepwalked after falling asleep. They decided to round the house during the day, after all, young people, they couldn't help it. But during the day, there are always some trivial things that disturb them and they can't be together, for a while they have to receive guests at home, and for a while relatives and friends have something to ask them to go over to help, tossing for a day can not stop, after returning home at night, they can't wait to take off their clothes and plan to do good deeds, but they just climbed into bed, and passed out again, and woke up the next day, the two slept naked in different rooms. Only then did they realize that something was wrong, so they went to the temple to draw lots and tell fortunes, and the result was that they were evil. The master in the temple asked them to hang a gossip mirror on the top of the door outside the unit building where they lived, and hung a peach wood sword on the top of the door at home, and got them a cinnabar bag to carry with them. ”

I asked, "Does the master's method work?" ”

Ding Shengxian said: "Then the master knows some fur, it's not as good as you, you all know how to use glutinous rice and traditional Chinese medicine to drive away evil spirits!" How can the method of dealing with simple feng shui utensils drive away ghosts? ”

"What the hell is it? Why can't they round the house, you have figured it out? ”

Ding Shengxian nodded and said: "I figured it out after a trip to their house yesterday, there is a pair of outlaw mandarin ducks hidden in the family's house, and they were not able to be together because of the family's prevention before their deaths. According to my speculation, they have ruined at least five or six marriages! ”

"So much, how do you speculate?" I asked, surprised.

Ding Shengxian said: "They live in a unit building, with the top six floors!" When I looked at it in the past, I felt that there was yin qi in the stratum of this unit building, which meant that the bones in the stratum were not dug up when the building was built, or they were not dealt with by occult methods after they were dug up, resulting in the retention of yin qi. ”

"I understand, after many years, the yin qi has become more and more prosperous, and I think that the residents from the first floor to the fifth floor have many marriage problems, either they can't get married, or they will divorce not long after they get married!" I speculated.

"Intelligent, worthy of being a person who learns easily, has understanding, and knows how to draw inferences!"

Ding Shengxian applauded, and then said: "After coming out of the little couple's house, I went to the residents on the lower floor one by one to inquire, from the first floor to the fifth floor, there are four families who have divorced experience, and the young people of the remaining family have not been able to get married for a long time, they are older than you and me, and they are still singles in their thirties, so the evil ghosts turned into the outlaw mandarin ducks have destroyed at least five or six marriages." ”

"I'd rather demolish ten temples than break a marriage, this pair of evil ghosts has committed a heinous crime, and they can't be spared, how do you plan to deal with them?" I asked.

Ding Shengxian said: "The unit building there has been built for ten years, and the evil ghosts have long been angry for such a long time, and they will definitely not be honest and obedient, and there will inevitably be a vicious battle at that time, so I plan to kill them as soon as they come up and break them up directly." ”

"Doing so will affect your longevity and good fortune, and it will inevitably be affected if I give you a hand. We are all people who make five disadvantages and three shortcomings, do you want to think about it again and find a compromise and gentle solution? "I was a little worried that it would affect my marriage.

Ding Shengxian shook his head and said: "When we step into the line of Yixue, metaphysics, and ghost hunters, we should understand that this line of work can spy on many secrets that ordinary people can't know, and knowing these secrets will be punished by God, and it is inevitable to make five evils and three shortcomings. ”

"Yes, doing one's best and obeying the destiny of heaven is the code that we should follow in this profession. In that case, then I don't care so much. I nodded in agreement.

After eating, I returned to my fortune-telling shop, Ding Shengxian followed up with his own family, and went to sleep without seeing anything else.

I had to lie down on the couch and fall asleep in a daze, waking up to it was already dark. Ding Shengxian was still snoring, looked at the table below, it was already eight o'clock, woke him up, and began to walk towards the customer's home.

"Xiaoshan, we have to stay up late at night, let's go have a cup of coffee, and then sober up by the way." Ding Shengxian led me towards a café.

I looked up and it read: Lovers Cafe.

I hurriedly turned around and said, "Change places, why don't you buy a glass of Nestle and go home and flush it with hot water." ”

"What are you afraid of, it's all here and then turn back and waste time, hurry up, don't delay the business when you're done drinking, if it's late, you have to come with me tomorrow, delay your retreat and cultivation!" Ding Shengxian began to laugh cheaply.