Put away the crooked thoughts about Shi Niang, and in the next few days, Shi Niang will let me take her on a broken bicycle to sit in my fortune telling shop, telling me her deeds, and pointing out when guests come. Pen? Interesting? Pavilion wWw. ｂiquge。 ｉｎfo

Shi Niang calculated the next day, and said that there would be ten more days to retreat and cultivate, and then let me live in her house, and not be able to leave her village for half a month of cultivation, so that I could prepare in advance, tell my parents, and prepare all the bedding and toiletries at the same time.

As soon as I heard that I was going to live in my mother's house, my nosebleed almost came out again.

I've never been in the same room with such a beautiful beauty when I'm so big!

In the past few days, my mother has always haunted my fortune-telling shop, and after being discovered by people nearby, it spread to the ears of Sister Mei and my parents.

Sister Mei also came to see my sister for this matter, and when she found out that her mother was a big beauty, she couldn't close her mouth with a smile, and said in front of her sister: "Xiaoshan has found such a beautiful daughter-in-law, no wonder I always looked down on blind dates before, and I can't look down on those vulgar fans if you want to change me." ”

Shi Niang squinted her eyes and smiled and didn't speak, I looked at Shi Niang for a long time, I couldn't guess what she was thinking, that ambiguous and plausible attitude was very maddening.

So I didn't dare to say anything, if I did, but if the master didn't mean that, then I would offend the teacher!

But if I say no, but Shi Niang means this, wouldn't it make Shi Niang feel cold.

When Sister Mei saw that we didn't answer, she thought I had acquiesced, so she told my parents.

My parents asked someone to inquire about the situation of the teacher, and finally learned that the teacher was a widow and had a daughter who was in college, so they scolded me with a straight face: "I don't ask you to find any beautiful women, just ask that you are not a widow or a second marriage, you can't find this!" Her daughter can be your wife! ”

I had to make the situation with my teacher clear, so that my parents would not worry too much.

My parents breathed a sigh of relief, but they began to worry again!

When I don't find a girlfriend, I'm worried about when I can find it!

When you find a girlfriend, worry about all aspects of your girlfriend's conditions!

Sorrowful!

In the following time, Zheng Hanyu and I remained in a state of WeChat chat, and the relationship between us did not develop further, even if she was very active, my response was very calm.

I know that if we don't have something touching each other or going through something big like life and death, then we will always stay in this state and not go any further.

In the process, I added He Qingqing's WeChat and chatted with her for a while, and she expressed very tactfully that she was timid and unwilling to find a fortune teller who often came into contact with ghosts as her boyfriend.

Zhao Ping and Tao Xue were directly filtered out by me, so that the fate between these four girls and me was completely broken!

After Sister Mei learned about my relationship with my teacher, she still spared no effort to find a blind date for me. And I always live up to her expectations and let her fail again and again!

If you shave your beard and dress up carefully, you will be disliked! That's because your marriage hasn't arrived!

It's not so easy to get out of a single life!

On this day, there were only two days left before the day of retreat, and I packed my things and prepared to move to my wife's house. Suddenly, I received a call from Ding Shengxian, who said that he was back and wanted to tell me about his parting, and by the way, he went to see the four evil girls.

I said into the phone: "What kind of parting, this is said as if we are newlywed!" ”

"Hey! Don't say it, it really means that, little daughter-in-law! I'll be right there, you're waiting for me in your shop! ”

"Oops, I'll go! You pervert! You actually tease me, a big man, and call me a little daughter-in-law, you don't feel disgusting! ”

"No, I'm single anyway, wait, don't run, wash the chrysanthemums and wait for me tonight!"

I was speechless for a while! This guy hasn't seen him for many days, and he's getting more and more perverted! I've been very perverted before, but I've never played such a disgusting joke with me.

I don't know what happened in the month that this guy disappeared, which caused him to have a bad taste.

Not long after, Ding Shengxian came, with a cheap smile on his face, stepped forward and grabbed my hand, kept rubbing it, and said disgustingly: "The little daughter-in-law's hands are very soft and smooth, and at a glance, I know that she is not a person who does manual work!" ”

Professional fortune tellers really don't need to do any heavy physical work, but fortune telling is a very mental work!

I struggled to break free, with a black line on my head, and asked, "Did you take the wrong medicine?" ”

"I'm taking aphrodisiacs, I'm missing men!"

"Get out! Ten meters away from me! ”

This guy didn't find out he was a before!

Although this guy used to be single for a long time like me, he never treated himself badly, and always went to nightclubs, bars and other places from time to time to find some stumbling women to solve his problems.

"Haha! Look at you scared, I touched your hand just now and you were trembling, little virgin...... No, you're an old virgin! I don't think a woman's hand has ever touched it, but now I find out that you haven't even touched a man's hand! Ding Shengxian clutched his stomach and laughed wildly.

This made my face red! I have had several short-term relationship experiences before, but it is true that as he said, I have not experienced the affairs of men and women, after all, those relationships are too short, and every time they will break up unhappily if they can't develop that step at all!

"What the hell have you been hit? Why did you come back this time and become a perverted faggot? I asked.

Ding Shengxian said: "Go, I'm just joking with you, you're a perverted faggot, don't you know me, I really need that, I'll find a solution to my mistakes." ”

I got goosebumps all over my body, but luckily he was just joking, and if he did turn out like this, then I would have to break up with him!

Even if I can't find a girlfriend, I will never find a boyfriend!

Talking to him about what happened recently, he said: "I went to the city for a month, caught ghosts for a few rich people, and earned more than 20,000 yuan. ”

I shook my head and said, "You know I'm not good at this, so I just want to find a gentle and virtuous daughter-in-law to live honestly and peacefully." ”

"You're really not going? It's more than 20,000 yuan, and I can't squander it for three nights! I can't keep overnight money on me, if you don't help me spend it, then I can only scatter the money on the side of the road! Ding Shengxian said with a look of regret.

Ding Shengxian, a professional ghost hunter, he is guilty of five evils and three shortcomings like me, and he is guilty of one of them: money!

If the average person lacks money, that is the life of poverty.

And he is a little different from the poor life, as a professional ghost hunter, he is not very profound, but he is definitely not a rookie, and he can make a fortune by working hard for a few years.

Just from this time, he can get 20,000 yuan in a month, which shows that he has great potential.

Ordinary people work hard for a month, and the work is only two or three thousand, and some are even lower, and there are more than one thousand yuan and hundreds of yuan.

20,000 yuan a month, which has crushed urban white-collar workers!

The money he committed was that he couldn't keep overnight money, and every time he earned money, he had to spend it within three days, and if he didn't spend it on him, he would immediately commit five evils and three shortcomings, and then he himself would be unlucky.

The degree of bad luck depends on the amount of money he has left on him.

If he is less, he will not be able to get out of bed if he is sick, headache, cold, fever and other minor illnesses and disasters.

If there are too many words, it will directly affect personal safety, if you have a car accident, you will be retaliated against, or if you are directly in a disaster, something will fall and hit him on the street.

So the money he left on his body couldn't exceed 1,000 yuan, and he had been a professional ghost hunter for five or six years, and according to the speed at which he made money, he should have had a deposit of seven or eight hundred yuan, but he was still a poor bastard with only a few hundred yuan of money to keep around.

Nor can the money be deposited with me, but I will save it for him, and his calamity will befall me. Because I'm also a person who commits five evils and three shortcomings. I can't accept it.

Because I can't save money on my body, there is no girl who can accept it!

In the past, he also had a good object, and it was to the point of talking about marriage, just because he saved a sum of money and planned to buy a house and a car, but within a month, he had a car accident, and after being admitted to the hospital, he spent all the money and owed the hospital a sum of money.

His girlfriend helped him advance some money, and finally broke up because of the money. Since then, he has been devastated and has stopped talking about girlfriends.

I can't save money and I can't talk about a girlfriend!

Today's world is not a few decades ago, when people generally had a vague concept of money, and everything such as work and love was based on that enthusiasm, and they could live as poor.

In today's world, it is difficult to move an inch if you are poor, and poor couples mourn everything.

No money means no happiness!

From this point of view, the money he has committed is not as good as the loneliness I have committed!

At least I have saved some savings after so many years as a fortune teller, although it is not as much as he earns every month, but it is slightly stronger than those ordinary people. If I had a suitable girlfriend now, then my savings would be enough to pay for the down payment on the wedding house.

Since he didn't plan to find a girlfriend, most of the extra money he had was spent on the lost girl.

In his own words, it is to increase the income of the women who have lost their feet and rescue them from the sea of misery as soon as possible, maybe one day he will be moved by the heavens and will give him a kind woman who does not dislike him for being poor!

To say that ** is so tall and so high-sounding, he is the first!

I deeply admire how shameless he is!

I said, "If you don't have enough money, if you donate it to the temple, it will be more or less merit, maybe you will be moved by the Bodhisattva or the gods to give you a good daughter-in-law!" ”

Ding Shengxian shook his head and said: "Nowadays, the temples are all places to hide filth and dirt, the monks and Taoists in the temple are all fat and big-eared, and there are a few who really cultivate the Tao, they are all collecting wealth under the guise of gods, do you expect them to bring you good fortune?" ”

I thought in silence! Indeed, the current situation is like this, temples and Taoist temples have become a mode of commercial operation, and there are not many clean ones.

If the money is donated to them, maybe they will use it to support the second and third grandmothers! Instead of this, it is better to throw it on the road, throw money and pretend to be forced, and have some fun to make yourself happy.

"Let's go, take me to see the four little cuties you raised in captivity......"

"Captive ...... You're treating them like pigs......"

Ding Shengxian laughed and said: "Isn't that it, except for eating and sleeping, and not doing any serious things." However, if you can have some extraordinary relationship with them again, then maybe it will be a nuisance, and they will become your forbidden ......"

"Stop, stop, the more you say, the more outrageous it becomes! I am worthy of my conscience, and I am worthy of heaven and earth! I patted my chest with a look of righteousness.

"Look at you, I'm kidding you, your serious expression is not pleasing to a girl. Relax, more hippie smiley, this type of pleasing to most girls! ”

"Slut! It is an insult to this name that you dare to call the name of the sage in vain! The sage walked around the kiln, and what a strange scene to behave......" I said as I glared at him.

"I'll go, you're looking for death!"

After closing the shop, the two of us walked to the dilapidated house while fighting, and on the way we saw a couple holding hands and talking about sensual love, and Ding Shengxian and I couldn't help but feel a burst of envy and jealousy after them.

Ding Shengxian said to me: "Why don't we show our affection too?" ”

"Get out!" Afraid that he would really disgust me, I hurriedly jumped away and ran to the side. He actually caught up, took my hand, and said with a cheap face: "Little daughter-in-law, you will obey me!" ”

The couple was dumbfounded, and whispered: "Look at those two men, they have a relationship, they are true love!" ”

"Indeed, the same sex has real feelings, and the opposite sex is just for reproduction!"

Before we got out of the village, Sister Mei came over and saw Ding Shengxian holding my hand, and the passers-by next to me were also whispering and laughing.

Suddenly, Sister Mei was angry, rushed up and opened our hands, and scolded: "Xiaoshan, you are really disappointing to my sister, I suspected that you like men, you don't admit it, and now I am arrested." I'll tell your parents when I go back and let them clean you up. And you, this, look so disgusting and still have a base, I ...... ...... vomit," he said, retching on the side.

Ding Shengxian's skin is dark, and his appearance is naturally not the type of creamy handsome man, and when he was scolded by Sister Mei like this, his angry face became even darker.

But Sister Mei also knew her, and she didn't have a good seizure, so she had to say: "Where is the foundation, we are just joking, and we are just angry when we see others showing affection in broad daylight......"

"Not angry? Then you guys are not convinced and go to find a girlfriend, what's the matter with the two of you getting together? Can you have a baby? I'll ask you,, are you two together, are you going to contribute to your own belly conception? ”

Sister Mei is much tougher than Ding Shengxian! He choked on a few words.

Ding Shengxian fled, and I also fled quickly, while the onlookers were still whispering, and even a few troubled people followed us, wanting to see if we were going to open a house next.