Although the Chinese people have become accustomed to seeing beautiful blockbuster scenes of police officers pulling out guns and bandits exchanging fire on the street, in reality, the deterrent power of the people's police has always been leveraged, even for people like me who can play tricks, I think the main credit is still due to the consistent education of confession, leniency, resistance and strictness - the police just finished shouting, I quickly pressed the half-pulled out barbecue skewer pulled out by Simon back into the scabbard made of the handle of the big forked spoon, and begged:

"Brother Simon, you must hold back and don't do it, you have to clean up the police, we really have no place to go!"

Ren Xiaoyan was also anxious to persuade her: "Yes, let us deal with it, no matter what the situation, you can't do anything with the police - I beg you!" ”

Seeing that I was in such a hurry, Brother Simon had to think about it seriously, and finally chose to put the sword back into the sheath, even if his sword was only sharpened and sharpened, with him taking the lead, the others packed up their weapons one after another, surrendered collectively under my leadership, and were brought out by Yuguan like roasted quail eggs......

We were taken down the mountain by the police, and the old man guarding the tomb had already been startled by such a big movement, he stood shirtless in the hut at the entrance of the cemetery in big pants, and stomped his feet with excitement as he watched us being brought out:

"The! Grave robbers should be arrested - thank you, comrade police! ”

As soon as he said that, the old man turned around and went back to the house with a basket of rotten vegetable leaves and came out to smash them, but a policeman couldn't look at it and stretched out his hand to stop him: "What are you doing?" ”

The old man said righteously: "Everyone is responsible for fighting crime!" ”

The policeman was so angry and funny, and when he couldn't find anything to say, the second policeman came over, and said directly: "Fan Er, are you embarrassed to say that you are fighting criminals?" Believe it or not, next time you touch the porcelain and send it over, I will lock you up for two months, and you will be everyone! ”

Fan Lao Er swooped back into the house, and when the door was slammed shut, there was no sound......

We were stunned for a moment, and finally almost didn't cry: "Hey, what's this called!" ”

It didn't take long for us to rush to the door, the number of police officers with flashing lights were already waiting in place, and the police stuffed us into the car respectively, at this time I saw that the sun squid god and his party also followed and brought down from the mountain, it seems that these guys also chose not to go against the people's police, and their IQ is much higher than that of the scorpion essence, I don't know how much, when I was watching, Ren Xiaoyan suddenly hit me with her elbow and said:

"These policemen are not bad, but they are not extraordinarily gracious because of Dou Erfei's identity!"

I saw that they were also skewered into fish balls like us, but what I thought of was another possibility: "It's hard to say, it's Dou Erfei who is on the squid god, and he will know the truth when his father comes-outsiders' eyes are the protagonists, don't be too happy!" ”

Lori said lightly on the side: "You can rest assured that I have already thought about it." Pen %Fun %Pavilion www.biquge.info"

I was stunned and said, "What plan?" ”

"If they come into trouble, they will all die......"

I was creepy and said, "No, this is not the time for you to mess around!" ”

Lori said angrily: "Don't forget, half of the people they arrested today are in charge of soul detention in the underworld, and the black and white impermanent judge Yaksha is all ...... Don't worry, this matter will definitely not implicate you, and a yawn will be almost the same when the time comes! ”

Ren Xiaoyan hurriedly said: "Then you hurry up and stop it!" ”

"No problem, even if I stop it today, it's useless, isn't it different to wait for Ming'er and them to go back and directly change the book of life and death," Lori shrugged indifferently: "They still have to ask for their own blessings for this matter!" ”

I said frantically: "They can't guess that it's black and white!" ”

Lori smiled and said: "Look at you like that, where is this so terrifying as you think - don't worry, as long as they don't offend people ruthlessly, Brother Impermanence will not do anything to them, their hearts are relieved!" ”

I hurriedly said, "Then how do you know if they are offended badly?" ”

Lolita thought about it: "Well, I'm afraid it's only a matter of seeing how many people die at the police station tomorrow!" ”

Me and Ren Xiaoyan: "......"

We followed the police car to the bureau with a heart, and soon were separated left and right to start registration and recording, and were quickly pushed to the front in the hustle and bustle, and when I took out my ID card and was about to register, my heart suddenly tightened: "It's broken!" ”

Who else has a certificate besides me and Ren Xiaoyan, where is this clear!

Soon, the fat policeman led by me came to me with a notebook and said expressionlessly: "Say, who are you, take out your ID card." ”

I stubbornly handed over my ID card, he glanced at it and shouted back: "Take it out, take it out, don't stand behind the pestle!" Ren Xiaoyan followed and handed over her own, and the fat policeman waited for a long time and didn't see the third one and suddenly became angry: "What else?" ”

"Uh...... They didn't bring it! I can only play sloppy for everyone: "Who comes out with ID cards in the middle of the night!" ”

"Yes, no one has an ID card to cut people!" The fat policeman simply snapped and put the notebook on the shelf, and said in a hardened tone: "I guess I won't tell the truth if I ask your name, right?" ”

I can only say: "If you really want to ask, I'll fill it in for them...... "How can I see their names, the people on my side are fine, how many people have lived for a while and have their own names in the yang world, but it is not good to change the support team of the underworld, and the name of the black and white Impermanent Yaksha judge listens...... Nima, it's more like the underworld!

Before I finished speaking, before the fat policeman could answer, the policeman behind came to the fat policeman with a lot of things, put them on the ground, and the uproar spread out a large area, and then said to him: "Fat brother, look at these things!" ”

There was everything in this pile, skewers, spatulas, frying spoons, stabbing sticks, claw forks...... Looking at the cold light shining and shining, but all of them are things used in the kitchen without exception, and there is no one who can be used as a murder weapon seriously, and I came to the spirit violently:

"Comrade policeman, is there anything wrong with us carrying something?"

"You eat some brawls, and you dare to ask me if I have any problems?" The fat policeman sneered: "You guys are a collective incident! ”

"Then who did we fight with, do you have any evidence, or if you are injured?"

"You didn't fight because we stopped you!"

"Who said we have to prepare for a brawl, can't we go up to the mountain to barbecue?" I used all my strength to stir up three points without reason: "You can't just say that we are fighting with weapons when there are too many people - there are still many people in the Spring Festival, so why don't you go!" ”

The fat policeman's face changed, and he scared me: "Boy, this son is still poor - when you cry, you wait for me!" ”

Seeing that the relationship with the police was getting stronger and stronger, it was at this time that a flash of inspiration suddenly flashed in my mind, "I ask to call my lawyer, otherwise we won't say anything!" ”

The fat policeman was momentarily confused: "Boy, have you watched too many Hong Kong films?" "I guess it's a little annoyed to be choked by me for so much, this girl directly beckoned to the others: "Come and help the two of you, take this kid next door to a single trial......

Immediately, two policemen came and dragged me to the next door, and I refused to leave, shouting while scraping my hands and feet: "Do you know about the human rights violations at this time, I will report you ......?"

Ma Puteng and the others saw that I was in trouble, and immediately coughed softly a few times to give Lori a look - at least a helper from the Difu put his finger on his neck and asked Lori Xi for approval, intending to ask, she just shook her head slightly, and the three or four policemen watching the play on the side suddenly jumped up: "What do you want to do?" ”

As he spoke, he began to touch the back of his butt and pull it outward, as if he was about to draw a gun......

At this critical moment, Ren Xiaoyan said in a hurry: "Don't toss, he means to make a phone call!" ”

The policeman's hand that arrested me suddenly loosened, and the fat policeman's tone was still tough: "It's ......not easy to call anyone for today's matter, but he immediately changed his mind and waved his hand: "Okay, I'll give you a chance to call, see who you can find!" ”

The policeman who arrested me immediately let go, followed me with a bag of phones that had just been confiscated from us, and asked, "Which one?" ”

"Rebounding."

I picked up the phone and immediately called Sun Bolai, now I only know such a person, he can save me for the time being, as soon as he connected to the old grandson, he shouted excitedly: "What, the matter is done and ready to confess to me your details?" I'll just say you're not mortal, look, I'm right......"

"No, I'm looking for you!" I interrupted him and said, "I'm in the police station at the North City Cemetery, here's the thing, I'm ...... with a few friends."

After listening to it, Sun Bolai said directly: "Give the phone to Fat Dun, and just say that he is Brother Sun." ”

I turned my head and started to ask, "Who's the fat dun, answer the phone." ”

The fat policeman walked up hesitantly, took the phone and just fed it, when he heard Sun Bolai's voice coming from inside: "Fat Dun, I'm your brother Sun - is this serious?" ”

The fat policeman said unexpectedly: "Brother Sun, why are you?" ”

"Nonsense, let's just say it's serious!"

"Well, someone called the police and said they were armed and ready to fight, and we rushed to bring people back......"

"Did you hit or not, how many were injured?"

"We haven't done it yet, we're going to ...... fast."

"Then there are a lot of people over there, what kind of guy is they holding, a knife or a stick, what kind of sex can be determined?"

The fat policeman smiled bitterly: "There are almost thirty or forty on one side, but this murder weapon...... They're all kitchen shovels and spoons, and I don't know if they're murder weapons......"

When Sun Bolai heard that it was not the murder weapon, he immediately became more energetic, and said loudly: "They didn't bring the murder weapon, and they didn't fight with anyone, you can't make sense if you say that they were fighting in a group - why can't they go up the mountain to barbecue, is there a rule?" ”

The fat policeman suddenly cried and laughed: "Brother Sun, don't play with me, they didn't bring anything to bake?" ”

Sun Bolai argued forcefully: "Do you know Master Bei, they just learned this, what do rats and grasshoppers catch and roast...... Isn't that a protected animal? ”

"What about the ...... in the middle of the night"

"The state doesn't stipulate that barbecues are not allowed in the middle of the night!"

After arguing with Sun Bolai for a while, the fat policeman probably knew that he couldn't talk about him, so he simply said directly: "Brother Sun, what do you want me to do!" ”

"Let them go, it's all right anyway!"

"But ......"

"Then I'll go back to your house and talk about it......"

"Okay, I got it!" The fat policeman was forced to be helpless, so he could only stomp his feet and say: "Okay, I'll go through the formalities for them and release them, so don't come to my house......"

"That's pretty much it!" Sun Bolai said proudly: "Thank you for this!" ”

At this time, a policeman suddenly came in and said loudly to the fat policeman: "Fat brother, the person caught over there is the eldest young master of the Qianda Group, this matter has been reported just now, and the director said that he will come down in person to interrogate immediately, you are ready!" ”

The fat policeman was stunned, and then he said, "Brother Sun, do you hear this......"

Sun Bolai scolded his mother on the phone, and then said, "I'll be there soon!" After saying that, he hung up the phone directly.

Seeing the fat policeman hang up the phone, I asked him with the last glimmer of hope: "How is your director?" ”

"How can it be, it's not the same!" The fat policeman looked at me and sighed: "And he is very stingy and holds grudges, and whoever wants to eat and forgets to invite him can hold a grudge for half a year...... The other party is Qianda Group, you are enough to choke now! ”

I simply stomped my foot and said, "Got it!" Okay, we confess the crime of armed brawl! ”