Sure enough, things developed very quickly, and before Ren Xiaoyan and I could take my new five-car back to the nursing home, the WeChat of the Japanese squid god had already come: "See you at the Chengxi Cemetery today." Pen & Fun & Pavilion www.biquge.info"

I pouted and handed over WeChat to Ren Xiaoyan to see, and said disdainfully: "See, they're scared - this kind of place has bad intentions at first glance, pig brains, and is still waiting for me to drill the trap!" ”

The car stopped at a traffic light intersection, Ren Xiaoyan nodded in agreement and glanced at it by the way, and suddenly shouted as if she had discovered a new world: "Hey, what time is it?" ”

I clicked on my phone Baidu and checked: "Uh, eleven o'clock to one o'clock in the morning." ”

"Not specific!" Ren Xiaoyan reminded me: "If you want to find someone to look at and run according to your plan, you have to get it right at this time, to put it simply, what if you are going to be late, people can't wait for you to leave?" ”

"Then I'll ask!" I immediately sent a message to the Sun Squid God: "Can you use the 24-hour timekeeping method, you really can't calculate...... What if we're late? ”

After a while he came back: "Okay then, it's two moments!" ”

I looked back a little frantically: "Can't you use the 24-hour timekeeping method, now who will use 12 hours to talk about things except pushing the eight characters?" ”

"Aren't they all different?" The Sun Squid God quickly came back: "Xue Ruoxi, they all know!" ”

I persuaded with a sincere heart in my arms: "It's really different, the difference between you at this moment and fifteen minutes is too great, can it be the same at 11:16 and 11:30 - you can't even enter the college entrance examination!" ”

The sun squid god replied: "I can't stand it! Okay, at 11:15, this is going down, right? ”

"It's pretty much the same, it's 11:15!" I casually said, "You don't know what to do, do you?" ”

"The next set? What do you think, are we such people? The other side replied: "The big husband is hard to chase after his words, we are by no means untrustworthy people - I advise you to read less novels, don't think nonsense all day long, the boss doesn't like it very much!" ”

The big words of the Sun Squid God caused me to sneer in my heart, and I was exposed and pretended to be a good person, I really don't know who is deep in the routine, but I didn't say it, I just followed his words and asked: "Am I not timid, just ask you don't take it seriously - Sun Squid God, you can, you know it!" ”

The other side quickly replied with a triumphant word: "That's a must, I chase the text of our underworld dream Confucian god chicken every day, don't think that you have it in the yang world, we still have it!" ”

"Yo, the aroma of malt, connoisseur!" It's rare to meet a confidant, and even I can't help but say more: "I haven't read your underworld, but I've read a lot in the yang world, why don't I introduce you to a few copies?" ”

"Oh, that's great, I'm running out of books these days......"

"The gods and ghosts reappear, the sky is happy, and the craftsman is carried!"

…… Under the rise, I and the Japanese squid god actually chatted about online novels, chatting for more than half an hour across the WeChat network, until the car drove into the nursing home and suddenly reacted, and the Japanese squid god also felt that something was wrong almost at the same time - somehow, we actually had a rare sense of sympathy, and finally swore to each other:

"Why bother, it's rare to meet a confidant, it's great! Don't worry, I'll definitely say good things for you today, boss, everything is OK! ”

"Comrade, I can be regarded as having found an organization, thank you!"

Ren Xiaoyan and I parked and entered the door, and when we entered the courtyard, we saw that everyone was gathered under the pergola, Lo Lixi took a teacup and teapot and swung around on the table where she usually rubbed hemp, pointing and pointing, looking at the meaning of the A point B point bandits in CS to deploy a bomb, I suddenly said in horror: "What are you doing?" ”

Lolita turned her head and immediately smiled, and without saying much, she dragged me forward, pointing at me and saying, "Attention, now that people come, we don't need to replace them, just go directly to the ......" She picked up the chicken on the table and signaled, and then admonished: "Why bother, everyone will send you after they finish speaking, now I'll hurry up and tell you, you remember, you are this chicken ......"

I said angrily: "Why do you say so many mahjong with chickens to show me, can't you change to a different one?" ”

Lori glanced at me, probably because she didn't want to quarrel with me at this time, so she threw the chicken away and took a new three to put it on the table, and motioned me to see: "That's okay, change it - everyone pay attention, why bother with these briefs now!" You guys, the briefs are moving in ......"

I frantically said, "This is called three kinds!" Who taught you the nasty name of briefs? ”

Lori said innocently: "Eh, don't they all shout like that, Uncle Zhang and Aunt Li?" ”

I was speechless and said, "When people are old, we should respect the elderly, but do you think it is appropriate for you to say this?" ”

Lolita nodded: "I was born during the Zhenguan years, ......"

I almost choked to death by her words, and I didn't say a word for a long time, but Ren Xiaoyan gave me a round on the side, stood up and said: "It's all trivial, it's almost the same as shouting, don't say anything - but, Ruoxi, don't you tell us first, why is this making us have a bottom in our hearts, okay?" ”

Luo Lixi said simply and directly: "I have discussed with Aunt Hei, this time we must not let go of the mastermind behind the scenes, let's concentrate the superior forces to take down this guy first!" ”

I was surprised: "We don't seem to say that at the beginning, Ruoxi, is it appropriate for you to put me in danger in order to catch him?" ”

Lori spread her hands and said, "It's not that I want to, it's no way!" Taier's fan can only be aimed at some people, and there is no way to deceive them all if they want to come, or can you only go in person...... I'm here for your own good! ”

Lolixi explained the matter to us in a few words, which probably means that she has discussed with Aunt Hei on the question of who will replace me, but the result is very disappointing, except for myself, I really can't find a way to hide from the world, for the sake of my safety, she has made up her mind to fight with the enemy, so instead of our people to go up, she also mobilized all the forces that can be mobilized from the underworld, including: horse fluttering, horse tossing, black and white impermanence, judge, yaksha...... Seventy-seven-eighty-eight is counted as dozens of ghosts, plus our existing strength is ready to dig a big pit for the Sun Squid God and his party, if you are lucky, you will directly stew it with a spoonful!

This plan doesn't seem to be a problem.,But as far as I'm concerned, it's a very loss.,The main thing is that a careless guy has changed from a soy sauce trick to the protagonist.,Not to mention the increase in scenes, you have to take risks in person.,Deep down I'm quite unwilling.,But I also know that Lolixi's temper is irreversible.,So I tossed for a long time and finally responded aggrievedly:

"That's okay, I'll be fine, but you must protect me!"

Xiao Diamond Wind, as always, immediately expressed his loyalty: "Don't worry, king! Then, the others also gave me reassurance one after another, and I felt a little better in my heart, gritted my teeth, and let Lori arrange the whole thing according to her plan......

The plan is very simple, it says that we will meet at 11 o'clock, we will arrive at the ground at 9 o'clock in the morning, and then everyone hides in the cemetery according to different ways and methods, forming an inner and outer encirclement around my position, and as soon as the sun squid god and their boss arrives, Lolixi, Wolverine, Ximen Fuxue and Xiang Shaolong will immediately attack him from four directions, and the others are responsible for separating the enemies on the periphery, the Supreme Treasure transforms, Bai Xiaogu summons skeletons, Kong Fatzi Taierwu tightens the little drill wind, etc. Delay the enemy to end the battle quickly inside, and the big picture can be decided!

As for me, there are two things, the first is to stand in the encirclement as an ornament to welcome the opponent, and the second is to issue a command to act when the boss enters the circle behind the scenes.

Everything has been arranged, just wait for the battle in the evening!

At nine o'clock, we came out of the nursing home after eating and drinking enough to rest a hundred times more energetic, and took a taxi to the cemetery in the west of the city.

"I knew I would have chartered a big car, where do you have enough taxis!"

I was anxious but had no choice, so I could only say: "Fortunately, the time is still early, even if we drag half an hour to the ground, we still have 45 minutes to prepare, rest assured!" ”

But we forgot that there seemed to be a thing called a radio station in the taxi, and my brother yelled at it and soon twenty or thirty cars came, and finally sent us all over......

Chengxi Cemetery this place everyone remembers, the last time we went all the way to the west in the middle of the night is that place, the Supreme Treasure and Bai Xiaogu completely staged a ghost dog love for us, the most suitable place for negotiation and hiding in the cemetery should be the pagoda in the middle, so we got off the car and came directly to the pagoda, and began to look around to find a hiding place and prepare for the upcoming big war on the spot.

But at this time, suddenly a burst of footsteps came from the woods outside the stupa, and we could only disperse immediately, pretending to be tourists or people who had not returned from sweeping the tomb dangling around, hoping to wait for the people to leave, a few seconds later, we saw a group of people faintly walking in from the darkness, and there were people while walking: "Everyone can see clearly, this is the pagoda of the Song Dynasty, and it is also the most famous place in the cemetery, and the reason why our cemetery is so expensive must be reasonable......"

We breathed a sigh of relief: "Oh, I came to see the cemetery!" ”

But we didn't dare to relax, and immediately each of us took up our role, sweeping the floor and crying grave, and the surrounding area of the stupa suddenly became lively - our cries and cries did not cause much movement to the other party, obviously knowing that there were people inside, and continued to talk as we walked inside, and somehow, my mind suddenly chuckled:

"Oh no! What kind of cemetery is being sold in the middle of the night, no matter how dedicated the sales are, no one dares to come, right? ”

At the same time, the group of people who were walking towards it suddenly stopped, as if someone had said something, and they suddenly dispersed, and with the flickering light, they took up their formation, and we immediately made a gesture to meet the enemy--when we looked at each other, and I and the leader of the other party shouted in unison:

"It's you-paralyzed, you're so dishonest!"

You didn't guess wrong, the person who came was the Sun Squid God and his gang, and it seemed that this posture and I both thought of going up a little, and we were ready to prepare for an ambush as soon as possible, and strive to strike the other party in one net......

What nonsense is there in this case, we looked at each other angrily and instantly showed all the blades, swords, swords, halberds, axes, knives and forks, and saw that a fierce battle was about to break out.

At this moment, countless flashlights suddenly lit up around the pagoda, and at the same time, a stern and decisive shout came: "Don't move!" All lay down their weapons and squat, or we're welcome! ”

In the bright light, a large group of policemen appeared around us, shouting and surrounding, and someone stood behind and warned loudly: "What a big courage, our third sub-bureau actually dares to engage in a large-scale armed fight, is there a king law in your eyes - don't try to evade the punishment of the law, be honest, you have been reported!" ”